Wednesday, June 19, 2013

"Push-Button Wind"

Touching Backyards

Touching backyards, with skeleton fences, cried out. They wanted to be neighbors but could not. One of their broken fences was made of metal, that green plastic wiry metal. The other one was rotting wood. Their exposed sides told fables of dogs impaled on the front bumpers of cars. That and the broken chain, not so much more than rust particles on dead grass now.

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VLOGS 265-266

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"Über-Serious Ampersand (From the Typeface of Another Land)"

VLOGS 263-264

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New logo


I don't think I've mentioned my new logo on any sosh netty plats, so here goes. This is the Facebook logo turned on its sign with a "V" added in helvetica italic utilizing negative space. So it sort of looks like "VH" which is code for, you guessed it, VERNON HOWL. And that's the story behind the new logo.

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Podcast, Episode 9

VLOGS 260-262

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The new (and final) season of Drive-Time will not be televised (on vernonhowl.com)

Hello. The bad news: Drive-Time will no longer be featured here at vernonhowl.com. The good news: Season 4 will be available with a fresh format and will be available at youtube.com with multiple episodes airing daily. It will also be 'on the air' until the year 3000. That's a lot of episodes!


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VLOGS 257-259

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DT:S03E11D [end of an era]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

Monday, June 17, 2013

"Pompous Siam"

VLOGS 255-256

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VLOGS 253-254

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VLOGS 250-252

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DT:S03E11C [never give up; semi-fixed nanster stand (electrical tape); messy garage; fuck the gym; experimental (compare & contrast)]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

VLOGS 247-249

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DT:S03E11B [a new low]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

VLOGS 244-246

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DT:S03E11A [lots of editing; the purge; yeezus (good stuff is good); you're better than this]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

VLOG 243

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DT:S03E10Bi-iii [truck alley; special longform episode intro; todo lists; mozzarella phonetics (guinea vs layman); on dialects/accents; on blog post formatting; arm out the window; 3D glasses from Avatar; movie talk i; vlog; five guys burgers and fries / fast food; vlog; movie talk ii; movie talk iii (fast and the furious); nothing against pop culture; new arrested development; mental memory; Joke Boat (the guy who wrote the most songs ever also wrote the most novels); in summary... this is dumb]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

VLOGS 240-242

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Friday, June 14, 2013

Donate any amount to receive the handcrafted print version of my new book, Alcoholics Anonymous





For more info, or to read the book online, visit: aaaaaaaaaaaa.info (that's 12 A's for sAAvings). Please share this link wide and far; it is 100% free and the work of the public domain.

Podcast, Episode 8

DT:S03E10A [monkey suit wearer; plan stress; 18 thoughts (#1 thought: hungry); 20-vlog friday?; emails; gout doc vm]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

VLOGS 237-239

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DT:S03E09D [storms: real & imagined (cardiovascular); stairmaster chick rep; the discog; USS4 & other loose ends; creative sustainability (doin' the math)]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

VLOGS 235-236

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Thursday, June 13, 2013

DT:S03E09C [frustration w/ continued tech diff; this is the end: pre-review; to-do listing (listmoz.com); standards (tech diff); on youtube annotations]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

VLOG 233-234

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cantstop

DT:S03E9B [remembering season 1; vlogs vs lifecast (20-vlog friday?); "Number None with a Bullet"; on puns, liking puns, I like puns]

Drive-Time is a daily talkshow with one person talking while driving their car.

VLOG 232

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Here is my latest D.A.D.


Forget the NSA, an artist's rendering of Justin Timberlake's eyeballs could be watching you every single day from the safety and comfort of your bedroom wall. It's the latest D.A.D. (drawing a day), to be posted later this afternoon at dadculture.us, one of my many fine web properties #startupLife

UPDATE:


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Podcast, Episode 7

VLOG 231

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