Thursday, May 16, 2013
The Book
This is the book and you are thinking about The Rolling Stones. The Rolling Stones are playing in the mind of the character in the book and it doesn't cost a thing to replicate. You could be the man in the book if you go illegally download some Rolling Stones. Try it. Or you can just imagine them playing in the character's mind. There's no copyright in these spaces and that is how it should be, Janet thought. The radio is smooth as shit. She slowly removes the pen from her pet rabbit's throat and wipes the blood off on the book. She comes in colors everywhere. She combs her hair. I can't say I know what made her done it but that rabbit was a real prick tbqh. Had a real stupid rabbit face and everything. Good riddance, I say.
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
DailyEP.bandcamp.com
Hey fans, if you haven't already, make sure y'all bookmark my new website. I just posted a new EP. I'm really pushing the cutting edge of tech straight to the metal, exploring social media like never before and having a great time doing it. Join me on my journey? I'd love to do some emails with you as well.
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Fake Album #122: Autocomplete
1. Unlike Her
2. Illuminati Jay-Z
3. Illuminati Beyonce
4. Ruff Draft
5. I'll Be There in the Morning
6. There Needn't Be No Worry
7. Miss Zero
8. Commuter
9. Upstairs World
This fake album sounds like conspiracy. Side A (tracks 1-3) take on some craziness with HOVA, his bride and their potentially satanic offspring. And Side B (tracks 4-9) is a collection of gentle pop tunes to even things out. Fake Pitchfork rating: 8.3
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Friday, May 3, 2013
"My dog needs a bath just like everyone"
Excerpt from yet another fucking unfinished project of mine. Good grief.
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Cleveland
The unusual time conceives the error.
"That knot in your stomach, you feel it," my clone said. We were holed up in a hotel in downtown Cleveland. I knew this knot well. "That's the girl at the counter, the receptionist. That's her tattoos all jumping about in your gut. You feel it."
"I didn't like their shirts. They looked like they were working at Subway. This is a nice hotel. At least I thought it was."
"Forget her shirt. What about the ink?"
"There was an egg one." Maybe a dinosaur egg? You can't pull back from the big paradox when you're in it. "I'm gonna go get beer."
"What else?"
"Do you not want beer? It would be good to go for a walk. It stopped raining."
"There wasn't any egg but something egg-shaped."
"Pretty sure it was an egg. She was overweight." I picked up the key card on the desk. I imagined the tattoo hatching several baby dragons and I could see them fly up her bicep.
"You want beer or not?"
"Can you please go talk to her? She liked you."
"That knot in your stomach, you feel it," my clone said. We were holed up in a hotel in downtown Cleveland. I knew this knot well. "That's the girl at the counter, the receptionist. That's her tattoos all jumping about in your gut. You feel it."
"I didn't like their shirts. They looked like they were working at Subway. This is a nice hotel. At least I thought it was."
"Forget her shirt. What about the ink?"
"There was an egg one." Maybe a dinosaur egg? You can't pull back from the big paradox when you're in it. "I'm gonna go get beer."
"What else?"
"Do you not want beer? It would be good to go for a walk. It stopped raining."
"There wasn't any egg but something egg-shaped."
"Pretty sure it was an egg. She was overweight." I picked up the key card on the desk. I imagined the tattoo hatching several baby dragons and I could see them fly up her bicep.
"You want beer or not?"
"Can you please go talk to her? She liked you."
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Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Fake Album #121: Bold & Empty
1. Lookout Madness
2. Bounce w/o Me
3. Sherpa or Shorty
4. No Matter Where
5. Yung Liaison
6. Growth Searcher
7. In the Moral Lung
8. Bold & Empty
9. Choice Imperfections
10. Sinking Lisps
11. Sinister K
12. Twin Questions Yes
13. Timeless Timelapse
14. Etching the Morgue
15. Frown Stable
16. Me B4 Fees
17. Brown & Bumping
This fake album sounds like it's the first in 3 fake albums worth of time to feature any text on the fake album cover. Fake Pitchfork rating: 8.3 [Fake Best New Music Tag]
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The retirement of ddddddddddddddddddddddd
For a long time I was using the blog tag "ddddddddddddddddddddddd" to collect and organize random, out-of-context 'net ephemera. But I won't be doing that anymore. I'm sorry if this makes you sad. That wasn't my intention.
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Tuesday, April 30, 2013
pyom
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Friday, April 26, 2013
RIP George Jones

I left what was, without a doubt, the finest YouTube comment of my life today on this George Jones video. Get over and give it a green thumbs up if you have the chance. Thanks.
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On July 23, 2012, a Japanese Twitter account linked to my song "Hideki Matsui"

Thanks for this, @summerbreeze_1. I just learned that the #NP hashtag means "now playing" as well. I'm not sure if it's still a cool hashtag to use, though.
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The last episode of Season 2 of "Drive-Time" (yes there was a 2nd season)
I accidentally deleted what was supposed to be the last episode, recorded this AM (Episode 33A), which I had addressed in media res as the last episode. But it is gone now so this is the de facto 'last ep'; enjoy it? IDK this project is probably the stupidest of all the projects I do tbqh. It might return again in the winter or magically turn into something else or it will be nothing. (I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've made note of the existence of "DT,S2" on this blog LOL.)
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Thursday, April 25, 2013
DEP Series 3 Update
You may have noticed a lack of Daily EP posting at this website. That's right, DEP posting has been suspended at vernonhowl dot com. New Daily EPs, specifically Series #3 (#s 201-300) will be available M-F at dailyep.bandcamp.com. For an explanation on how the process is different this time around, head here.
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My 1st Twitter BG_ Goodbye, Friend
This has been my Twitter background since Tweet #1. Now some 6,000 and change tweets later, it's time to make a change. Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah.
This of course is Ben Franklin's daily to-do list thingie, which I thought was such a quaint/clever statement on what Twitter was / how people used it. (I was wayyyy wrong, of course, but I wound up liking the juxtaposition / general 'look of it' nevertheless; so, I let it be.)
I'm not sure what it will be, but it the next 48 I will have a new backdrop for my Twitter home: @vernonhowl. So for one last time, let's collectively dwell: What good SHALL I do today? RESPEK!
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Hi
I'm posting less and less ddddddddddddddddddddddd posts and posts in general b/c I am working those elements into the reboot of Music Magazine™ coming Monday, May 6th. FYI & etc.
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Fake Album #120: Vivid Civix Sekt
1. Brain Polish
2. Liable
3. Helsinki Orb Thing
4. Baum
5. Soil
6. Tesh Fetish
7. Undulating Grime
8. The Great D-Vibe
9. Sleepover
10. '77
11. Hedger
12. Flint, Middling
This fake album sounds like it was recorded in a big cave with a real shitty tape recorder but the melodies are strong and the lyrics are a delight. Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.9
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013
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Friday, April 19, 2013
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Fake Album #119: Xptrvdhdhfjfj
1. Turn Up
2. Marina Lifestyle
3. Hippie Chick
4. Agswag
5. Yum
6. OK ()
7. Ja
8. Prison Art
9. Bunkies
10. Free July
This fake album sounds like a collection of long-form punk anthems. All song titles were procured from doing a Twitter search for "hashtags." The title of the record comes from the name of the random jpeg I found (I forget what search phrase I used for that one). Fake Pitchfork rating: 3.7
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Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Music Magazine™
Reminder: I own a content farm. Very proud of my content farm. It yields crops which I stir into a delicious stew and feed to my ego. My ego purrs with delight.
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Friday, April 12, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
This is me IRL finishing a half-marathon
They try to sell you these pictures I didn't even know they were taking like the rides at Six Flags do lol. You can't even get a good view since the preview is so incredibly lo-res. Oh well, that is definitely me though. I'll always have this screencap.
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Fake Album #118: Gorb Rom
1. ☠
2. ☡
3. ☢
4. ☣
5. ☤
6. ☥
7. ☦
8. ☧
9. ☨
10. ☩
11. ☪
12. ☫
13. ☬
14. ☭
15. ☮
16. ☯
This fake album sounds like real hardcore digital pain, abstractions for abstract's sake; the puss film on a bucket o' sludge from the umbilical brain. Fake Pitchfork rating: 5.0
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Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Friday, April 5, 2013
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Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Fake Album #117: Digital Dog
1. I ♥ My Digital Dog
2. Glitch Bark
3. K9 Unicode
4. Hot Dog (Fan Repair)
5. Bite the Robot Mailman
6. Sharp Teeth, Jaw Control
7. Hotwire (Fur Burn)
8. Backwards Paw
9. Squelch HZ
10. Saliva (Hotwire #2)
11. The Doghouse
12. Reboot
13. Real Dog
14. Wires Don't Last Forever
15. Electric Pulse
16. Heart (Coda)
This fake album sounds like a rock opera about a robot dog who turns out to be real. Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.4
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Tuesday, April 2, 2013
¿No
Something tells me I am washed up and it is the obvious truth and this is why I need to keep going.
I need to make the things make me.
I need to reach the bland apex of my dreams.
I need to become the thing that lives on the tips of the tiny hairs of mold on a molecular level.
I need to learn to feel fat and defeated in the marathon's last leg.
I need to saw my leg off and hit homeruns with it as the little children run in horror.
I need to make the things make me.
I need to reach the bland apex of my dreams.
I need to become the thing that lives on the tips of the tiny hairs of mold on a molecular level.
I need to learn to feel fat and defeated in the marathon's last leg.
I need to saw my leg off and hit homeruns with it as the little children run in horror.
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Just Toledo
Thought we'd made it to San Antonio; I wasn't driving (I never drive). But the waitress told us this was just Toledo. She said it just like that, too: "This is just Toledo," she said. I remembered that. Just Toledo. Those two words had a playful childhood fistfight right up until the end of the bender. Rolling around, scrappin'. When, after a treacherous plane ride, I wound up in California, I cried for a real long time. After rehab, my country-rock record Just Toledo sold well enough for me to forget about life, for awhile, again.
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Monday, April 1, 2013
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