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Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Trendghazi.com
Totes excited about my new venture. HuffPo, CNN, Yahoo! Shine, etc., better what the heck out.
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
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Thursday, December 5, 2013
VIDEO ART: "Not Good Thoughts"
A special TV moment: suck in through the comfort of a straw.
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VIDEO ART: "88888.YY.U.WER444651"
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VIDEO ART: "ChelZ9.29.09"
A day in the life of.
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VIDEO ART: "Organizo X"
Life can be hectic sometimes, but it doesn't take much to succeed.
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VIDEO ART: "15 Self Portraits"
An oldie but a goodie.
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German comp IRL ed.
Here is the physical manifestation of this thing. LOL at my name/song being almost too long to print. And please note: "All DigiPacks are numbered by hand and therefore unique." Stay tuned for my autobiography, Therefore Unique: The Vernon Howl Saga, forthcoming June 2015.
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Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Talbot's Tuesday
Talbot's Tuesday made Cyber Monday look more like a Black Friday. (PAUSE) Yeah, if Black Friday fell on Ash Wednesday. (PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER... CONTINE)
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Monday, December 2, 2013
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Album #1 on Amazon.com
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Fake Album #149: Supercop
1. Just Up the Road
2. Cataclysm
3. Short on Justice, High on Might
4. Slaughterhouse 666
5. Modern Cavedwellers
6. Risking It All
7. She Can't Dance (No More)
8. O.U.T. (Over U Too)
9. The Warrior
10. Last Mistake
This fake album sounds like a fake concept record about a radioactive police officer, but is really just a collection of hard-hitting arena rockers. Fake Pitchfork rating: 6.9
To purchase a print of this beautiful fake album cover for an affordable price go here. And please utilize this link to view the master list of every fake album by Vernon Howl.
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013
NOVEMBER 13th, 2013
the morning outside//parking lot workers i//treasures in the drawer//parking lot workers ii//watching the knicks i//candle//watching the knicks ii//parking lot workers ii
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
The TINY NOVEL Library
Please return these books in a timely manner (late fees WILL be assessed). Click here for the reverse chronological blog tag experience. Email the author at vernonhowl[at]gmail
Monday, November 11, 2013
Windy
Windy is a toy. My mom named Windy.
I bought Windy on a windy day some
six or five
years ago. He cost a quarter and lived
in a plastic pod. I opened it and he was
exposed to
oxygen
in a plastic pod. I opened it and he saw
the light for
the first time inside my dad's car. My
mom said what's his name and I said
you name him.
The wind shook the car and my mom
said Windy is his name. Where was my
dad? My dad
is dead in every dream. The department
store where I bought Windy's toy pod
was just
a tomb. I shaved off my dad's eyebrows
and glued them on backwards. In the tomb
he was a shaman,
a leader
and glued them on backwards. In the womb
he was a bastard,
a bastion feeding off of the anger
of his parents outside. Outside the store
in the car
with my mom I realized all of this and the car
was moving. The car was moving us and the
driver was Windy.
I bought Windy on a windy day some
six or five
years ago. He cost a quarter and lived
in a plastic pod. I opened it and he was
exposed to
oxygen
in a plastic pod. I opened it and he saw
the light for
the first time inside my dad's car. My
mom said what's his name and I said
you name him.
The wind shook the car and my mom
said Windy is his name. Where was my
dad? My dad
is dead in every dream. The department
store where I bought Windy's toy pod
was just
a tomb. I shaved off my dad's eyebrows
and glued them on backwards. In the tomb
he was a shaman,
a leader
and glued them on backwards. In the womb
he was a bastard,
a bastion feeding off of the anger
of his parents outside. Outside the store
in the car
with my mom I realized all of this and the car
was moving. The car was moving us and the
driver was Windy.
Sockrates
On my official tumblr, I wonder what Socrates might have been like if he had been into sock puppets instead of philosophy.follow @vernonhowl on twitter
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Friday, November 8, 2013
MUSIC VIDEO: "Army Sex" by Vernon Howl
I had the bright idea of turning every single song in my catalog into a 'deluxe single' with b-sides and special album art and everything, starting with the first song on the first album, "Cool." Shit now I have to make like 15,000 music videos LOL.
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Thursday, November 7, 2013
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Fake Album #148: Locostasis
1. Androgynous Grove
2. Elep / The 11th
3. Direo
4. 8.0
5. Telemaster (Locostasis)
This fake album sounds like some good ole fashioned fake electronica. Each fake song is over 9 minutes long. Fake Pitchfork rating: 3.4
To purchase a print of this beautiful fake album cover for an affordable price go here. And please utilize this link to view the master list of every fake album by Vernon Howl.
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Checking in with the latest LIFECAST™ video: #157 (11.4.13)
Periodically, I will post some of my LIFECAST™ videos here, but keep it bookmarked @ LIFECAST.INFO to get the daily, more detailed feed delivered fresh right to your cyber doorstep each & everyday.
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Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Darwin Vigorously Fills My Wipeout
I sped up Lou Reed's entire double album 
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