TVHG073: Lifecast Loops, Vol. I

the 60th Vernon Howl album view large album art ☟ F R E E D O W N L O A D S BANDCAMP MEDIAFIRE [ZIP] SOUNDCLOUD ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUM ☀ NEXT ALBUM ☛ Released: 6.15.14 on TVHG, Inc. All songs written by Vernon Howl Notes: This album consists of all the mini-soundtracks to the mini-movies I made everyday between June 2013 and May 2013 as part of the Lifecast™ project (lifecast.info). The style of music changed over time, from a fairly straightforward "loop" in the beginning to a more nuanced, decidedly un-"loopy" feel by the end. I also believe this is the first album where I went full ee cummings what with the all-lowercase song titles. Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH ⚑ DISCOGRAPHY ⚑ CDR BUYER'S GUIDE

365 Tracks - 4:49:05 1. ants on gummy bears [0:23] 2. turtle [0:16] 3. basketball court [0:29] 4. ice pack [0:29] 5. cherry coke zero [0:32] 6. frank in cat pose [0:29] 7. tony parker's amazing play [0:33] 8. abandoned shopping cart [0:29] 9. a single extinguished match put pack in matchbook (still wet) [0:29] 10. hitler in drag [0:29] 11. to lady liberty's ear [0:29] 12. tree in the breeze [0:29] 13. dark skies over burger king [0:29] 14. odd family portrait on the ground [0:29] 15. at the froyo place [0:29] 16. jersey city [0:29] 17. sun behind the trees [0:29] 18. army men and other junk [0:29] 19. fake piano [0:29] 20. day moon [0:29] 21. car banana [0:29] 22. supermoon [0:29] 23. nomadic cyclist [0:29] 24. strange smoke [0:29] 25. timequake [0:29] 26. styrofoam trash in front of a mansion [0:29] 27. spider under glass [0:29] 28. no skating [0:29] 29. rainbow empire state building [0:29] 30. sleeping cat [0:29] 31. no trespassing (trespassing) [0:29] 32. vultures hovering over the strip mall [0:29] 33. sunning turtles [0:29] 34. king kong eating a hot dog [0:29] 35. sidewalk watermelon [0:29] 36. a gaggle of dead eels [0:29] 37. jacob's ladder stuck in a telephone pole [0:29] 38. natural light santa [0:29] 39. 5 rocks [0:29] 40. small american flag across the street from a barn [0:29] 41. overturned shopping cart [0:29] 42. highway accident [0:29] 43. zoo run [0:29] 44. buses only (shark sign) [0:29] 45. shipwreck [0:29] 46. spilt bucket of softballs [0:29] 47. tfh [0:29] 48. orange moon [0:29] 49. wawa sub wrapper (american beauty version) [0:29] 50. princeton football stadium [0:29] 51. baby rabbit [0:29] 52. lady in orange poncho [0:29] 53. orange cone with a stick in it [0:29] 54. crushed modelo can [0:29] 55. mother mary (art) [0:29] 56. cabin in the woods [0:29] 57. fake owl [0:29] 58. stone frog [0:29] 59. bathroom spider [0:29] 60. hay bales [0:29] 61. rusty tunnel [0:29] 62. brown water river [0:29] 63. empty bottle in a bathroom stall [0:29] 64. plane flying over fargo st. [0:29] 65. the bubbles at acadia [0:29] 66. tennis brother, or dolphin faucet [0:29] 67. weird window art [0:29] 68. light in the distance at night [0:29] 69. dogs on bridge [0:29] 70. remote control for fireplace [0:29] 71. wild white bunny, or satanic blue car [0:29] 72. manmade waterfall [0:29] 73. cat lying on the hood of a car [0:29] 74. sunset over skatepark [0:29] 75. the instagram gates [0:29] 76. religious statue looking up at another religious statue [0:29] 77. new hope fireworks [0:29] 78. plastic blue glass and candle [0:29] 79. diseased tree [0:29] 80. half-dead bug [0:29] 81. fake cardinal and fake hummingbird [0:29] 82. back brook [0:29] 83. suckling a plum pit [0:29] 84. rusty pole sticking out an orange cone next to a manhole [0:29] 85. 320 [0:29] 86. mama deer and 2 babies [0:29] 87. blue foam light [0:29] 88. miley at the vma's [0:29] 89. awaiting judgement [0:29] 90. rutgers vs fresno state [0:29] 91. the fancy cheese section [0:29] 92. asbury park wedding [0:29] 93. modern home (purple column) [0:29] 94. badass skull license plate holder [0:29] 95. waiting to get a haircut [0:29] 96. inedible tree berries [0:29] 97. driving by cows [0:29] 98. bike light [0:29] 99. philly blimp [0:29] 100. ants caught in a web [0:29] 101. beware of the dog (not the cat) [0:29] 102. furrow spider [0:29] 103. the slave bench [0:29] 104. lots of birds sitting on a powerline [0:29] 105. "beware of the dog" cat (again) [0:29] 106. first dance [0:29] 107. the manning brothers [0:29] 108. toilet paper [0:29] 109. flipping through the age of reason [0:29] 110. lawn cows [0:29] 111. vampire weekend [0:29] 112. self-choking angel [0:32] 113. pretty clouds [0:29] 114. stink bug upside down [0:29] 115. cooler spider [0:29] 116. beetle [0:29] 117. listening to the wanderer [0:29] 118. writing "good job" on a steamy mirror with a q-tip® [0:29] 119. driving into dc [0:29] 120. rip curt [0:29] 121. 95 accident [0:29] 122. awkward 206 turnaround [0:29] 123. in gridlock near exxon [0:29] 124. spider, stink bug and frank [0:29] 125. post-blood [0:29] 126. abandoned shopping cart [0:29] 127. kittens and slaves [0:29] 128. still cat, or annoying eagles fan [0:29] 129. overcast parking lot [0:29] 130. scenes from a red sky at night [0:29] 131. bathroom terminator [0:29] 132. new brunswick mouse [0:29] 133. meat doughnuts [0:29] 134. curve (20mph) [0:29] 135. white bunny in a lawn cage [0:29] 136. stink bug on the spice rack [0:29] 137. plastic piss bottle [0:29] 138. deer party [0:29] 139. horse apple [0:29] 140. atm ballin' [0:29] 141. running past animal heads [0:29] 142. muslim lady in the hotel lobby [0:29] 143. red rocks canyon [0:29] 144. 2 stones from red rocks canyon [0:29] 145. giant lawn halloween decoration [0:29] 146. walking the isles of rite aid with no purpose [0:29] 147. woman standing on the corner [0:29] 148. portapotty and graveyard, or baby praying mantis [0:29] 149. rusty mailbox [0:29] 150. the rite aid isles again [0:29] 151. guys in a hole [0:29] 152. mustachioed jackolantern [0:29] 153. wild turkeys crossing the street [0:29] 154. wild geese (chaos) [0:29] 155. big band dance ramp access [0:29] 156. enter if you dare [0:29] 157. spitting [0:29] 158. francesa, or praying mantis on brick [0:29] 159. stephen a. smith [0:29] 160. sunoco by day/sunoco by night [0:29] 161. greenlight and moon [0:29] 162. vacuuming [0:29] 163. vulture [0:29] 164. killing a spider [0:29] 165. november snow [0:29] 166. the morning outside, or treasures in the drawer [0:29] 167. throwing in the towel, or deleting items in deleted items [0:29] 168. ladybug on keyboard [0:29] 169. at the olive branch [0:29] 170. blue word screensaver (dramaturgy) [0:29] 171. red eye frank [0:29] 172. at wawa [0:29] 173. sidewalk bone [0:29] 174. geese migration [0:29] 175. singing christmas tree [0:29] 176. cool blue house [0:29] 177. in line at dunkin [0:29] 178. leftover eggplant [0:29] 179. watching the evil dead at work [0:29] 180. march of the wooden soldiers, or pizza place urinal [0:29] 181. bathroom beer, or yolo pillow [0:29] 182. church bells at night [0:29] 183. casey, libby and mommy [0:29] 184. neighbor stringing christmas lights [0:29] 185. my closet [0:29] 186. construction stop sign holder [0:29] 187. hard hat man[0:29] 188. fog pumpkin [0:29] 189. school buses, or moistboyz [0:29] 190. portapotty spying [0:29] 191. curb chair [0:29] 192. walking on a busy road at night [0:29] 193. tricky truck turn (in snow) [0:29] 194. air bag warning [0:29] 195. big fallen branch, or scooterin'[0:29] 196. chocolate smudge on mouse [0:29] 197. eating a grape [0:29] 198. jersey city sunset [0:29] 199. chinese eye-massaging super goggles [0:29] 200. eggshells with coffee grinds [0:40] 201. free the wires from the trees [1:03] 202. snowy woods (blue stick and caution rip) [0:44] 203. grocery store checkout line [0:43] 204. emory street [0:43] 205. peace sign and plant man, or little lighthouse [0:43] 206. the wags at the saint [0:43] 207. yulelog projection [0:44] 208. xmas bball, or beach cross [0:44] 209. wicker bike [0:45] 210. pizza box in a shopping cart [0:45] 211. banging rust out of white metal [0:45] 212. cat hat (in a tree) [0:45] 213. darling clementines [0:45] 214. door stopper fingering, or nye fire (ember light) [0:44] 215. vitamins, mustard and seltzer [0:44] 216. spraying air freshener into piss, or smile muscles [0:45] 217. rite aid valentine's-themed stuffed animal section [1:10] 218. exxon sunset [1:06] 219. icicles and snowy beach chairs [0:46] 220. whitish trees [1:07] 221. morning sun freezing, or fake fire [0:52] 222. blue rubber glove [1:13] 223. spiky acorn thing [0:47] 224. the light store [1:01] 225. supermarket super bowl video [0:49] 226. broadway bathroom [1:02] 227. the gloves again [0:55] 228. gok (telephone pole) [1:14] 229. dead deer [1:01] 230. leaky green fire hydrant [0:51] 231. steam exhaust, or the main drag [1:26] 232. red leather curb couch [0:57] 233. s-words [1:10] 234. rogue golf cart [1:21] 235. banana peel [1:08] 236. coywolf [0:56] 237. doctor joke [1:04] 238. melo's 62 [1:10] 239. forbidden trees, or cover band [1:17] 240. ringo starr [0:56] 241. cooper owl truck [1:26] 242. frozen vegetables on my knee [0:54] 243. orthopedic waiting room, or beer soap [1:13] 244. bureau trinkets [1:09] 245. meta (editing) [1:19] 246. chasing a crescent moon [1:13] 247. the streets of philadelphia [1:17] 248. looking for snow birds [1:43] 249. raisins [1:52] 250. names for heroin [1:03] 251. garth brooks serenading jay leno on the occasion of his final show [1:10] 252. tree man up high [1:08] 253. curling commercial [1:07] 254. supermarket sunday [1:11] 255. jeopardy [1:30] 256. tiny garbage truck [1:19] 257. russian figure skaters [1:28] 258. snow jays, or upside down kitchen blackout [1:21] 259. gym lady (grey ponytail) [0:55] 260. orange tape over fallen branches [1:02] 261. bird wallpaper trim [1:!8] 262. ambulance at red light [1:35] 263. green glow trashcan (the gatsby can) [1:06] 264. krauszer's snack selection, or geese formation over powerlines [0:51] 265. blue ice [1:25] 266. wet traffic sunset [1:11] 267. bottle king [1:00] 268. snow raft [1:02] 269. unshoveled asshole sidewalk [1:05] 270. two ants in my sink [1:01] 271. beyond the fiery gate [1:30] 272. arthur chu [0:58] 273. the dog poop shuffle, or yet another winter's night (y.a.w.n.) [1:26] 274. white chinese food cooks [1:08] 275. yard chickens [1:02] 276. bruce covers lorde [1:11] 277. big block of dirty snow [0:50] 278. the dukes of september [0:52] 279. discarded fruit of the loom underpants on the side of the road [0:59] 280. a boob job and an alleycat [1:27] 281. brown bag anaconda [1:07] 282. a beautiful sunset over taco bell [0:55] 283. the exxon ruins (sunset) [0:59] 284. whistling neighbor boy, or neighborhood street ghosts [1:26] 285. bald guy working out [1:02] 286. lucy’s [1:42] 287. the light shop in day, or pizza place bill pay [1:39] 288. pinwheel eyeball [2:19] 289. michael jackson slot machine [1:05] 290. atlantic city snow day [1:15] 291. the blue and the birds [1:06] 292. late winter dusk lake drive [1:29] 293. exit towards sunset (high speed) [1:22] 294. letting the big truck turn [1:30] 295. jogging shadow [0:48] 296. funky-ass tree stump [0:57] 297. true terrorists [1:13] 298. ladies walking with bags [1:16] 299. virtual reality treadmill forest run [1:09] 300. strange morning spotlight [1:13] 301. wool hat hanging from a tree branch [1:51] 302. michael jackson cirque du soleil in trenton [1:29] 303. rainy day lexus man [1:23] 304. burger king blackout [0:58] 305. dog disaster [1:11] 306. asian teen gang [1:33] 307. sun friend [0:59] 308. kicking a yellow ball [1:12] 309. late train runners [1:16] 310. song flowing from an open door [1:18] 311. wandering maintenance men [1:27] 312. birdfeeder [1:21] 313. cuervo woods hunt [1:17] 314. strip mall [1:15] 315. cop scene with wheels man [1:16] 316. solitary goose, or watching pixies live at coachella on an ipad on a train [1:27] 317. vaguely racist bathroom mural, or escape ladder #1 [1:14] 318. water tower lady picking up trash [1:!7] 319. vine tree [1:20] 320. smashed squirrel [1:09] 321. obama reduces (fingers) [1:20] 322. martini and e-cigs [1:31] 323. animal party, or easter eve (salmon and tiki torch) [1:11] 324. headless chocolate bunny, or roof dog (where are you?) [1:21] 325. dog in a skate-park [1:24] 326. vulture flying with a purpose [1:20] 327. white plastic (in the wind) [1:26] 328. guy in a truck [1:01] 329. elevator folk [1:26] 330. navy taps [1:41] 331. piece of plastic (art), or deck trash [1:01] 332. 2 shitty boats [1:24] 333. a dead baby mole [1:05] 334. getting pizza, or watching adventure time on the bus [0:57] 335. pinwheel of death over the eye of a native american [1:08] 336. accident scene [1:19] 337. pee panel [1:10] 338. ripping carpet [0:58] 339. morning washout [1:04] 340. cookies for the pups, or scenes from an italian restaurant [1:04] 341. rock-climbing bears, or gym people moving gym things [1:15] 342. playground (one hungry hippo) [0:55] 343. billy joel [1:22] 344. new view [1:11] 345. fishtown strolling [0:55] 346. garbage door, or knee scrape [1:35] 347. wheels rodeo [1:05] 348. outside the pizza place with people [1:26] 349. overcast transistor, or soccer kid in the street [1:20] 350. night console at red (880) [1:24] 351. approaching philadelphia [1:07] 352. red cluster bugs [0:57] 353. caution children at play [1:08] 354. fortune cookie fortune equals fruit [1:14] 355. the ed show [1:14] 356. check remember me [1:19] 357. chinese tourists at a cemetery, or giant inflatable rat [0:54] 358. old destroyed art one (psych diorama) [1:14] 359. night view of a used car lot [0:58] 360. a friendly drunk [1:42] 361. bathroom e-cig hell [1:25] 362. dishwasher [0:53] 363. chill-ass cigar man [1:10] 364. the thing that holds the mirror [0:45] 365. giant ship in a parking lot [1:30]

TVHG072: Text Messages

the 59th Vernon Howl album view large album art ☟ F R E E D O W N L O A D S BANDCAMP MEDIAFIRE SOUNDCLOUD ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUM ☀ NEXT ALBUM ☛ Released: 3.6.14 on TVHG, Inc. All songs written by Vernon Howl Notes: 1,000 hot bursts of good ole fashioned texts via watchout4snakes. Assembled in units of 10 (™'s). THIS IS HOT. (Hot and useless but can be used in less than an hour.) Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH ⚑ DISCOGRAPHY ⚑ CDR BUYER'S GUIDE

1,000 Tracks - ? ™¹: A rail cheats its used infant. [3:21]: narrated by "Mike" 1. The mighty hardship pipes the ethic. [0:02] 2. Will the suicide fuss his bullet? [0:01] 3. An eighteen variance rules throughout every tail. [0:02] 4. A competitor reads with an extract. [0:02] 5. The atmosphere swears. [0:01] 6. Besides a credible market camps the atomic jury. [0:02] 7. An implied orchestra strays. [0:01] 8. The genetics discontinues a substitute in the alive racket. [0:03] 9. The worth juice translates the textbook heel. [0:02] 10. Should a slogan rot? [0:01] 11. The death conforms after this tile. [0:02] 12. Should this warmed anecdote read the tall mythology? [0:02] 13. When can the billion skeleton enter? [0:01] 14. A satire errs next to the outrage. [0:02] 15. The chair rules throughout the seed! [0:01] 16. The resigned contest dries the essence across the rested tag. [0:03] 17. An unlocked autumn whistles a mob. [0:02] 18. A damning sacrifice fails outside my analyst. [0:03] 19. A popular crossroad bypasses the convinced shelter. [0:03] 20. After a column coasts the gorgeous stack. [0:02] 21. The composer reckons opposite the persistent stone. [0:03] 22. The recipient mandates the advisory screen underneath the nightmare. [0:04] 23. The produced detective relaxes. [0:02] 24. How will a dip whistle? [0:01] 25. The communist sails a skirt. [0:02] 26. Whatever warp zooms inside the socket! [0:02] 27. Every snow raves below the restaurant. [0:02] 28. The exhaustive lord lusts above a concrete. [0:03] 29. Into every castle apologizes the irrational commentator. [0:03] 30. A paranoia presents a tearing handful beside the scratch. [0:04] 31. A deadly cable checks the thoroughfare. [0:02] 32. The bargain strays opposite the forbidden backspace. [0:03] 33. The disappointing revolutionary buttons the burden. [0:03] 34. An intellectual abides across his risen future. [0:03] 35. The listener coordinates the mnemonic birthday. [0:02] 36. A hardware pretends the fascist fever. [0:03] 37. The clinic underlines an attribute underneath the stretch attribute. [0:03] 38. A rock releases each stopping capital. [0:03] 39. The binary water dusts a closest smell. [0:03] 40. The game whistles around the fake tune. [0:02] 41. A mumble puzzles around a living knowledge. [0:02] 42. The fun executive specializes the relevant gender. [0:03] 43. A breeding sigh offends the tip. [0:02] 44. An unfair stone colors opposite any intellect. [0:03] 45. An often mythology chairs a face. [0:02] 46. An opera prosecutes beneath the signature! [0:02] 47. Below the handler paces a chemist. [0:02] 48. The anatomy pulps a lyric garage before the wonder. [0:03] 49. The native complements the shallow scarf throughout the threshold. [0:04] 50. A compromise discriminates? [0:02] 51. The clarifying crowd cracks a provoking royal. [0:03] 52. The poetic supporter bows behind a left lie. [0:03] 53. A worker inks the ceremony. [0:02] 54. Why won't the march ascend? [0:02] 55. Does a challenging needle argue the lifted gasoline? [0:03] 56. The stone outrage presses against a dentist into a pedal representative. [0:04] 57. An amateur fiddles before the witty attorney. [0:02] 58. Why does the business cassette groan? [0:02] 59. The nominate panel links a weekday. [0:02] 60. The member crawls. [0:01] 61. Can an annual drawback study next to a rescue? [0:03] 62. The respective trash writes under the kind guitar. [0:03] 63. Whatever ill libel mends. [0:01] 64. How will a fooling breed hope after a transcript? [0:03] 65. The repent viewer dies underneath the daily token. [0:03] 66. The birth suspects past the total warp. [0:02] 67. How will an impending calculator slide? [0:02] 68. The participant vote plasters another brother transcript. [0:03] 69. Beneath a matching intellectual overlaps the afternoon need. [0:03] 70. The funnier northern lusts before the jack. [0:02] 71. The bed bankrupts the mindless brush. [0:02] 72. The revenue abuses the successful hangover. [0:03] 73. The mercury gulfs the friendship. [0:02] 74. The profile accustoms the delight. [0:02] 75. The endless fashion bumps another counterexample. [0:03] 76. A drastic freeze burns on top of an unseen overload. [0:03] 77. The wondrous bird solos throughout our chapter. [0:03] 78. Should a universal turntable stop? [0:02] 79. The disclaimer leans above the published bean. [0:02] 80. The stranger jails an asset. [0:02] 81. An example advances under its dreary eye. [0:03] 82. The rumor triumphs over the ground. [0:02] 83. The lowest affair counts against a startled sentence. [0:03] 84. How can the orientated theater reside? [0:02] 85. The north chews outside the null optic. [0:02] 86. The turntable bucks the vendor. [0:02] 87. The line exits around the resident! [0:02] 88. Next to the violence clicks a cheap rip. [0:02] 89. Around the signature tries every presumed guard. [0:03] 90. This muddle groans next to the reactor! [0:02] 91. The ethnic criterion charges the intensive abuse. [0:03] 92. A fallen pro clogs under a shape. [0:02] 93. The style returns! [0:01] 94. A noun disappoints the drivel. [0:02] 95. Your packet breeds the preview. [0:02] 96. The rude alphabet dictates above the contentious continent. [0:03] 97. A nice spokesman addresses the trash near the jolly vinyl. [0:03] 98. The sneak listens after a rack. [0:02] 99. His aspect expires inside a context. [0:03] 100. An ecology overflows above the barrel! [0:02] ™²: The chest dictates! []: narrated by "Cyrstal" 1.

TVHG071: Twitpella, Vol. IV: The Numbness Game

the 58th Vernon Howl album view large album art ☟ F R E E D O W N L O A D S BANDCAMP II | III | IV MEDIAFIRE SOUNDCLOUD ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUM ☀ NEXT ALBUM ☛ Released: 2.24.14 on TVHG, Inc. All songs written by Vernon Howl Notes: The triumphant return of Twitpella! Now debuting on YouTube rather than Twitter. This is the most ambitious TVHG Inc. record to date in terms of total tracks: 4 Media CDRs with 444 songs each on them. Whoa. Did you know that 444x4=1776. The Year of Our Lord and Revolution as a Peoples!! 4 More Years Indeed™. Buy it now for only $18 (*4CDR set) and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH ⚑ DISCOGRAPHY ⚑ CDR BUYER'S GUIDE

1,776 Tracks - ? Disc 1 [104:30]: 1. Icon Can't 2. Articulating Terror Makes Your Cockroach Fears Get So Large (Again) 3. Can't Fight It 4. The Lifelong Renegades 5. Spring Has a Way 6. Master of Meditation 7. Greatest Glare 8. Awake in a Tidal Wave 9. So Many Selfies 10. Until the Water Gate Truncates Our Fate 11. Cobra Toll (Systematic Beaver Pee) 12. Esoteric Garbage Symphony 13. Sissy Pickle Dix 14. The Last Bastion 15. Silent Days 16. Sleep Now in the Fire 17. Just Wanna B Free 18. Wannagive 19. Cleveland Ice 20. Several Manufacturers 21. Drinking the Wine of Apathetic Times 22. Protein Juicers 23. The 722's 24. 99 Pets 25. Plasticine Blasters 26. Nubian Dudefest 27. #1 Hobby 28. Notice Otis 29. Gin Binge (Weather-Permitting) 30. Carbonhearted 31. Obama (He Don't Care) 32. Depression Dogs 33. Bollywood Gin 34. Dum-Dum the Dickweed 35. True Action, No Satisfaction 36. Bobby's Hobby 37. Mathman or Danger Boy? 38. Crinkled Whiffle Snob 39. So Much Before We Are Dead 40. $ = Diarrhea 41. Crazy 4U (Baby) 42. Mama Don't Tell Me Not 2 Dance 43. So Go 44. Grisled Chiseled Chinese Chuck 45. I'm Not That Kinda Guy 46. Suspicion of Grinning 47. 2007-2009 48. Scarducci Clam Cyborg 49. Jack Up My Tab 50. Interesting Vest 51. Rise Up Detroit! 52. Soap on the Windows of My High School Car 53. Vapor Wave 54. The Intentional Facelifts 55 (All Hail) The Meat Aliens 56. Super-Efficient Owl 57. The Wrath of My Camera 58. The Music in My Head is Going to the Top of the Charts 59. Detour Monkeys 60. Leave 'Em Alone 61. Lobster Dicks 62. Arabian Discount Children 63. Guacamole Mansion 64. The Cellular Blues 65. The Ballad of Johnny McScrew & Billy McZee (Hey Pussywillow) 66. Tortellini Shoeshine 67. Individuals (Are Over) 68. Cleveland Botswana Beavers 69. I Abuse My Brain 70. Waka Flocka Loch Ness Monster 71. Blip (The Old Radar Song) 72. We Didn't Think We Would Die 73. Monday Morning 74. Sweat Bible Bucket Sex 75. Lapsed Fractal Lifestyle 76. Recon Economy Surplus (Dust Life 2013) 77. The Babylon Toots 78. Bible Boy Toy 79. Crucial Party Pants 80. Ode to Chevy (Gay Lady Day Parade) 81. A Million-Year Old Mole 82. Will They, Won't They (Humpday) 83. (You Gotta) Pay to Live in This World of Kids 84. Add Up 85. Farting in the Dark 86. A Glance Inside Your Pants (Penance) 87. Love Drug Slave 88. Egyptian Jeep Genocide 89. 250 Years Old 90. Sewl 91. Sideways Woman & Orangutan 92. Chemistry in a Lemon Tree 93. On Cheddar Deadeye Lettuce Street 94. Cool Cabana Coconut Blues 95. Lord, It Doesn't Matter 2 Me 96. Boom Bop (And So On) 97. Windbag Bible 98. Advertising Guys 99. Jumayka Vit 100. Trigger Mercy 101. We Have the Same Dentist 102. My Other Head 103. I Got Cow 104. Tuna on Tap 105. Why You Squeakin'? 106. You Don't Deserve the Night 107. Fuck Those Motherfuckin' Robot Cops 108. Mercy Mercy Me (I Got 2 Go Pee Pee) 109. New Bologna Ocean Blues 110. B There 111. Pests in Their Mexican Nests (Colony Neglect) 112. Rhombus Touching the Grave 113. A Lobster Like You 114. You Are My Menagerie 115. Page After Page 116. Buick Zoo Boat 117. Dog Zone (Song for Dribble Drive Johnny) 118. Information Superhighway 119. Legit Island Bible 120. Natalie 121. I'm Gonna Die 122. Slow Moses Monkey Shit 123. Clinical Inkling 124. Why Aren't Deer Orange? 125. Overweight Mistress of Dust 126. Gary Koo 127. The Pike Island Dike Zoo 128. (Well Well Well) I'm in Hell 129. My Romantic Machine 130. Somebody's Bucket 131. War Friends 132. Crummy Slope 133. Horny Grove 134. Robotic Cantata 135. Rebrand (Song for Bryan Cranston) 136. All the Shitty Songs 137. We Died in the Dream of a Mexican Teenage Queen 138. Peabody Bone Strike 139. All Pain Always 140. Los Angeles 141. Psychological Elbow Foot 142. Dark Dungeon of Love 143. Man in a Mansion 144. There's Not Gonna Be a Way It's Not Gonna Be OK 145. Nilbot 146. Cancel Your Plans (And Take Off Your Pants) 147. As You Go Down Slow 148. Newborn Baby in a Boring Dream 149. (Welcome to) A Life Spent Freaking Out 150. I Don't Think You Got the Memo 151. Strains of Action 152. I Know I Could Be 153. Rockin' Taco Chimpanzee Time 154. Fall Guy 155. Jermany 156. Blooming Manor 157. This Cantina 158. Multifaceted Farce (Hashtag Barfin' Hard) 159. The Wolf Lung Matters Not 160. Sister Criminality 161. Cyber-Morgue 162. You in a Nutshell 163. Bird or Bat 164. The Lost Ocean 165. Broadcast Angels 166. Gerbil Job 167. Germ Spree 168. Bamboo Bandwidth (Candy Cane) 169. Enough of Yourself (Tiny Pieces) 170. In the Bathroom with a Warlock 171. NYC Dreamer 172. I Don't Eat Bologna 173. Mouseman 174. Dramatic Bubblebath Blues 175. The Easter Ghost 176. Sister Sleeve 177. I'm Not Gonna Find a Man Tonight 178. Papa Lobster Snafu 179. The Lions When You Need Them 180. Dan Aykroyd's Hemorrhoids (Hallelujah) 181. I Got a Grip 182. Fangs of a Hardscrabble Vampire 183. Highlight of My Love Life 184. Don't Choke on the River or Ocean 185. Tel Aviv Evangelist Vengeance Squad 186. Moss Spaceship 187. Nice Frenzy 188. Two Recordings of the Same Song 189. Here We Are 190. Than Regretting 191. Sad Dad Ignorance Bladder Fad 192. Slogans 193. Verify Me Later 194. Reverse Engineering 195. Take Off in Between 196. When the Whispers Tell You White Lies 197. Sympathy Wingspan 198. Momentary Roosters 199. Fucking Aigh 200. Pictures of Your Wife and Kids in Your Wallet 201. The One Unholy Truth 202. (Why) I Wonder Why 203. Talk About Your Day 204. A Blemish on Your Henpecked Lense 205. Noonday Octagon Infatuation 206. Riotsong 207. Every Throat Singer's Song is the Blues 208. North Dakota Cum Stains (Semen Landfill) 209. Parking Lot Christmas Trees (Joe Learns the Truth) 210. Did I Take Your Picture 211. Toyota Mouth Romcom 212. Different Identity 213. Formica Kites 214. Ballad of George, the Lord of Life 215. Midget Man 216. Executioner Quagmire (Tire Fire in Your Mind) 217. Potable (A Big Stink) 218. The Rape of Saigon 219. Cosmic Muffins 220. You're So Lonely 221. Stopman 222. Yugoslavian Wood Therapy 223. A Real Unique Thought 224. Haywire Helsinki Bells 225. Nagasaki Oboe Show 226. Mostly Water 227. Dotta Domp Domp Chicky 228. Heater Heat Up 229. The Promised Land (Wild Turkeys Lurkin’) 230. Bubble & Turn Up the Volume (Daddio) 231. You Weren’t Dead 232. I Pee on All of My Friends 233. Instant Creativity 234. Not ‘88 235. Hopscotch (Livin’ a Lie) 236. From Red to White (Snow Bugger Bugaboo is the Daughter of God) 237. Winter Chant for Chantix 238. Elevated Automatic Insistence 239. Warlock Fur (Replacing the Worm Skin) 240. Maybe I Just Want to Die, But I Swear to You I Don't 241. Dolphinz 242. Salami Tommy is My Mommy Zombie 243. Chester the Chinese Turtle Boy 244. When I Was a Wednesday 245. Regretchup 246. Park All the Darkest Nightmares 247. Lopsided Moxie 248. Don’t Get Caught Pestering Me with Sophistication 249. Persecute the Burbs 250. Goddamn Art 251. Big Mama’s House 2 252. Be the Man 253. New Beak 254. Second Love is 16th Fiddle (Hold Your Head Up High) 255. Metal in the Meadow (With Lots of Mayo) 256. Don't You Troll My Heart Again 257. Young Guns in Love with Their Funyuns 258. Too Much Tuba 259. 99.999 260. March of the Rabid Plastics 261. Impersonal Pantsuit Boy 262. Red Cardigan Christ 263. No Different 264. The Sun's Eternal Plight 265. Moses's Growth Spurts 266. Sexy Mexican Erection Revenge 267. Festering Benders 268. Clinical Pickle Eclipse 269. Every Person on Earth 270. Mediocrity 271. (It's Like) A Million Micro-Monkeys Have Invaded My Mind 272. Anti-Lock Brakes 273. Salad in Dallas 274. Impossible Possum Pasta 275. Takin' You Out 276. No Opinion 277. Every Word in the Morning 278. Symphonic Holiday Heart 279. Adjustment Meat 280. Alabaster Alibis, Obituaries & Soul 281. Battleground 282. True Laughter Luncheon (Alabaster Bastard with Chump Change) 283. The Dim Sum Singsong Wallaby Tree 284. When the Words Don't Come Out Right 285. Tyrone's Trombone 286. Tribal-Eyed Cock 287. My Own Flesh and Blood Flushing Out All the Bad Parts 288. Fashion 289. Star's Rising 290. Maui 291. The God Pod (Free of Freedom) 292. Sense of Calm 293. Turn Your Back on the Sky 294. Chicagoan Archipelago 295. Basically on Fire 296. The Tiniest Gift in the World 297. Rob's Corn Cancer 298. Crispy Cajun Backrubs 299. Betty Isn’t Better 300. Spacin' In 301. Little Bones Are Breaking (The Stilts Cameraman) 302. Red Light Lasagna Trombone (Valentine's Day 2005) 303. I'm a Fucking Millipede 304. Dooby Days 305. Bankrupt Backrub Ticktock Asshole 306. Lucifer’s Fondu Umbrella 307. I'm a Pile of Dogshit 308. 2.20.14 309. Bisexual Sleeper Cells 310. Infecting Pussy Riot (A Natural Aggression) 311. Higher Island Mind 312. The Taliban Can Fuck Right Off 313. Fortress of Morbid Harangues (The Dust Embalmed) 314. Don't Liken Lifeforms to Thee (Song for Lester Bangs) 315. Anna Kournacumbath 316. Tolstoy Imbibes and Bones 317. My Face is My Face 318. No Birds 319. Stumble Pond 320. I'm Definitely Dying 321. My Mistress Was a Blind Boy 322. Casserole 323. Spank Bank or Think Tank 324. Ski People 325. The Eradication of Hate 326. Bonermindz (Gettin' Gay Up in the Topic) 327. Ninja Booty Quasar Camp 328. Neo-American Sleeper Cell Hell 329. Holy Hellport 330. Coin a Phrase the Ocean Won't 331. Tongue-Tied Neighbors 332. The Cobra Cave 333. Champagne Ponies (Of the New Religion) 334. Mother Russia Lobster Tongue 335. Love's on a Lark 336. ½ My Mind 337. DJ Johnny Ringo 338. Schizophrenic Fencers (Orlando 2004) 339. Ballad of Banana Man 340. Ample Tramp Stamp Momentum 341. (I Would) Kill 4 Culture 342. Nazi Turtle Bourbon Blitz 343. The Alcoholic Realtors in Phoenix 344. The Very Same Spot (One) 345. The Bollywood Gremlin Inbred Grove 346. Overstated Toadstool Matrix 347. (Here’s to) Hieroglyphic Nightmare Boys 348. Where the Golfers Don't Go 349. Homeless Boner Blvd. 350. Halibut in Hollywood 351. Kenyan Baby Boxers (With Taco Hair Galore) 352. When the Mist Tries to Give Me a Bro-Fist 353. Check Yo Engine 354. A Red Carpet for Tarpits 355. President God 356. Currency 357. The Origami Communists 358. Crippled Badger Boozehound 359. Lucifer James 360. To All the Flesh-Eaters Seated on My Right 361. Did I Pee (?) 362. The Portapotty Bloodhound 363. Experimental Tarantula Sex (Oh Your) 364. Love Song for San Antonio Rehab Clinics (Horny Outlaw Lobster) 365. Evil as Easter Morning 366. All the Openly Gay DJs of Ann Arbor 367. Tooda-Llama (My MFA Program is Bringing Me Down) 368. The Narrative’s Lame 369. The Very Last Time or the Start of a New Kind of Failure 370. Meat for My Sherpas 371. Branded Uncool 372. Wally While You're At It (1993) 373. The Apocalypse is a Taco-Ship for Two 374. Intersex Mexican Lovefest 375. Cormac McCarthy is Barfing Up Cheese 376. Eye in Rainbow 377. My New Morning Complaints 378. Klanfinder 379. Somali Gov't Gall 380. The Seesaw Sometimes (There’ll Still Be Me) 381. Dunk 382. Lion Tattoos and Wallaby Liver Lasagna 383. The Pasta Riots 384. Land of Broken Dreams 385. Didn’t You Notice I Was Crying My Eyes Out? 386. Lighter Than Air 387. Parliamentary Asbestos 388. Swiss Gal 389. My Little Darling Baby 390. The Old Switcheroo 391. Bad Behemoths 392. Snakeskin Turtleneck 393. Although I Know 394. Tell Me What I Need 2 Know 395. Wild Jesuit Dawn 396. The Tennessee Twerk 397. Moist Goblins 398. ∞ Tears 399. In the End 400. In Theory 401. Jailbird Gelato 402. High-Time for Mime Crimes 403. Indoor Pools 404. Retired Champions 405. I Am a Winner (I Always Win) 406. No Bridges, No Tunnels 407. Quality of Song (Music Video) 408. Snakepiss 409. Hot Penitentiary Nights 410. Lady of the Night 411. Duly Noted, Buenas Noches 412. Steve is Dead to the World 413. Relax, You Quacks 414. The Two Types of Military Men 415. Kinda Faster 416. Satisfy an Eagle 417. Twisting in the Air 418. Gonna Build a Plane to Fly My Pain Away 419. Freer Than Thee 420. Human Body Lottery Otters (Alone in Saskatchewan) 421. Digital Idea Boys 422. Slimy Minds (Are Crimewave Magnets, Too) 423. Gigabyte Snot 424. The Pens & Pencils of the Senators Sent to See You 425. Weeping Boner Boys 426. A Man Who Collects Magnets 427. You're Golden 428. Ain't No Window Too Wide for Me to See You with My Narrow Mind 429. Rational Castration Masters 430. Violent Cyborg Sexlife Review 431. I'm Not That Kind of Girl, I'm Not That Kind of Squirrel 432. A Douchebag from Santa Fe (Grateful to the Grave) 433. The Mystery Bliss of Japanese Tits 434. I Fucking Hate You So Much 435. Lunatic Tuna Dick (For Cleveland) 436. Patio Daddio Go 437. Senegal Sent a Goose to Outerspace 438. The Mini-Mart Capacity Bathroom Ballad 439. Perth 440. The Great Grape Grannies of Gainesville 441. Bodacious Booty-Tootin' Boys 442. Wowza, You Got Some Nice Trousers 443. Too Much Potatoes and a Mind Game 444. White Hollywood Wi-Fi Disc 2 [?]: 1. The Navy 2. Suckling Ghost Priests for Fun 3. Lobsters in the Rain 4. A Matador Once (Before Lunch) 5. Tragic Cajun California Cat 6. Baby, I'm a Come Back Home 7. Feast on the Feelings 8. Didn't You Notice Me? 9. Protein Mistress 10. The Mai Tai Boys (Are All on 'Roids) 11. So What (Song for a Cold-Blooded Ho) 12. Gods of Glory 13. I Hope You Know I'm Hopeless Disc 3 [?]: 1. COMING Disc 4 [?]: 1. COMING

TVHG070: Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book Two: From)

the 57th Vernon Howl album view large album art ☟ F R E E D O W N L O A D S BANDCAMP MEDIAFIRE SOUNDCLOUD ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUM ☀ NEXT ALBUM ☛ Released: 1.2.14 on TVHG, Inc. All songs written by Vernon Howl *except "About to Die" (Dirty Projectors) Notes: See TVHG069. The only thing I have to add is that yes I am aware of the typo on each album cover. :( Buy it now for only $15 (*3CDR set) and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH ⚑ DISCOGRAPHY ⚑ CDR BUYER'S GUIDE

26 Tracks - 3:41:45 CD 1 [73:37]: 1. Applegate [9:13] 2. The High Grass [8:23] 3. Paying Rent in Winter [8:21] 4. I Know I'm Dead [14:55] 5. Bugs Crawling on You [6:51] 6. Pieface [7:40] 7. Tilt [10:08] 8. I Am a Tree (Firewood in Me) [8:05] CD 2 [73:47]: 1. Spotted Clouds of Desire [14:59] 2. About to Die (Slop Dub Remix) [4:47] 3. Conditions of Stargazer [9:40] 4. Not Not Tops [8:34] 5. 902 [8:17] 6. All My Energies [7:51] 7. The Nerve [11:37] 8. Fan Hell [8:02] CD 3 [74:21]: 1. What the House Stood For [7:37] 2. A Witch Going Down on Me [7:31] 3. Fully-Tested Investments [6:57] 4. Song of No Self [8:05] 5. 2 Boys [5:52] 6. Pink Rock [6:13] 7. Spring South [9:44] 8. Forever I Replace My Face [8:28] 9. Night Fall [2:55] 10. Wednesday is Prime Rib Night [10:59]

TVHG069: Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book One: To)

the 56th Vernon Howl album view large album art ☟ F R E E D O W N L O A D S BANDCAMP MEDIAFIRE SOUNDCLOUD ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUM ☀ NEXT ALBUM ☛ Released: 1.1.14 on TVHG, Inc. All songs written by Vernon Howl Notes: The next two records in the discog are companion pieces. For a spell, back when I worked for the man, each weekday, I recorded songs while driving my car to and from work. My commute at was only ~7-9min long at the time. I played various instrument apps on my iPhone 4 while recording the commute on a dashboard cam, which was just my old iPod Nano 5g taped to the inside of the windshield. I sometimes sang and I sometimes fucked with the recording in post-production editing. The results? Two 3+-hour, 26-song albums (and 52 road documentaries / music videos!): Book One: To (this album) showcasing the morning ride, and Book Two: From showcasing the afternoon commute home. I have to say, I'm pleased with how Flagger Ahead turned out; it's probably a shining beacon in this current experimental period I'm going through. Buy it now for only $15 (*3CDR set) and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH ⚑ DISCOGRAPHY ⚑ CDR BUYER'S GUIDE

26 Tracks - CD 1 [75:59]: 1. Hot Nazis [8:02] 2. Go Ask Joe [10:38] 3. Poor Boy in St. Louis (So Braindead) [7:42] 4. The Dead Racoon Lives On [12:13] 5. Scrawny Legs [6:31] 6. Fourteen Dollars [7:21] 7. Horizon Eyes [7:21] 8. Disappointing Response [8:16] 9. Loose Change Boulevard [7:55] CD 2 [57:21]: 1. Taciturn Bibles [7:52] 2. Conjecture is a Mess [7:25] 3. On Time by Design [6:35] 4. Etchu [7:23] 5. Handicapped Joe [8:26] 6. In Absentia [6:01] 7. I'm Through (Not Zen) [08:05] 8. Why Not Today [5:33] CD 3 [55:57]: 1. Fencing Academy [6:41] 2. Work the Limbs [7:03] 3. Took a Dog [6:00] 4. I Can Choose [6:13] 5. Practise Whistling [6:18] 6. Rummage [5:46] 7. Sorfe [5:07] 8. Hyperhallucinogenic [5:44] 9. Pumpkin Latte [7:05]

TVHG068: 5,000 Anthems

the 55th Vernon Howl album view large album art ☟ F R E E D O W N L O A D S BANDCAMP MEDIAFIRE SOUNDCLOUD ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUM ☀ NEXT ALBUM ☛ Released: 11.24.13 on TVHG, Inc. All songs written by Vernon Howl Notes: There are not 5,000 anthems on this record. There are 53, and maybe "anthem" is the wrong word. A sister record and brother-in-failure to TVHG065, I wrote a lot in the liner notes about these two wayward projects over there, and–forgive me–I don't really feel like getting into it so deeply again. The only thing I'll add is, if TVHG065 was a study in longform drone, TVHG068 is a study in hellish repetition (30 hours+, y'all). God bless. (Oh, and I do hope to one day begin a 3rd running-related multimedia project, but we shall see; it's too bad the blog associated with this record [www.5000mil.es] has been deleted.) Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH ⚑ DISCOGRAPHY ⚑ CDR BUYER'S GUIDE

53 Tracks - 30:50:33 1. Superclone [52:32] 2. Bashkortostan [40:11] 3. The Clippers Huddle [51:04] 4. Hummingbird [30:59] 5. Weld Hamlin [37:36] 6. Patagonia [57:36] 7. Toftir [36:20] 8. Shanghai Agricultural Tourism Network [45:37] 9. Riley [40:34] 10. Alger [39:33] 11. Shark Week [25:00] 12. Affectionate Cat [23:18] 13. Water Mill at Skansen [28:16] 14. Busted! [23:20] 15. Under the Stone Sky [25:52] 16. Lufthansa Airbus [44:24] 17. Bucktown [26:32] 18. Dub [46:23] 19. Door to Door by Air [31:28] 20. Between 2 Curves [43:08] 21. Cobertura Castanheiras [31:47] 22. Portrait 14 [51:44] 23. Toyota Corona [12:32] 24. Opony [45:08] 25. Group of Dead Thread (Sail Filefish) [38:55] 26. Michael Jackson Gothic [31:40] 27. Jardin, Antioquia [21:20] 28. Old Train Station in Brazil [56:00] 29. Event ID = 71346551 [47:04] 30. Sandwich, Massachusetts [50:54] 31. Soph 38 [44:40] 32. Under the Bamboo [29:00] 33. Montceau [52:33] 34. X'ian Water Calligraphy [33:04] 35. Bœuf Musqué [1:04] 36. Fantastic Agility Dog [47:52] 37. Bilson Rollers [30:56] 38. Swinger (Elmhurst, IL) [37:04] 39. Miracle Moist [21:32] 40. Madre Celeste [8:40] 41. La Quinta [18:52] 42. 2 Years Ago [32:32] 43. 27 Free Children [32:56] 44. Hydro-Mechanical Transmission [34:48] 45. Rugigote [26:51] 46. Remarkable Bee Metamorphosis [46:16] 47. Fields While Running [28:56] 48. Rose-Ringed with Plum-Headed [16:32] 49. Romonya (15.3 Million) [11:12] 50. Zaitz Ducu [24:24] 51. Meteorite Myth Straight Grandson [33:44] 52. Boy Did They Have Fun [57:36] 53. Kemerovskaya Oblast [42:40]