Fake Album #161: Plumbers

1. Companion Peace
2. Must Be SpainA
3. Isn't the Flowers
4. Why Bow
5. White Trying
6. The Love Fibbing
7. Quell in Deep
8. Bop-Bop for Papa
9. Reason of Daylight
10. In Twins
11. A Pact Then Mighty Wallops
12. Pet Me
13. Trust Fun


This fake album sounds like a collection of pop songs that will really clear the pipes of your heart and allow you to love again. Get it? Fake Pitchfork rating: 4.3

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Fake Album #160: Cam

1. Look Now
2. Passive Engagement is the One True Love
3. iFolk (A Vlogger's Anthem)
4. Desperate Pleas
5. They're Called Bookworms for a Reason, Lowlife
6. Unhackneyed Honeyeaters
7. The Sectional
8. Intrusive Rouse (Song for Ted Turner)
9. See N. End (Her Life)
10. Cam
11. Postpunk Production Syndrome
12. Life of a Bit
13. Red Circles
14. Elevator Flatscreen Festivity Fight
15. Aerosmith
15. The Sun
17. Oxeye
18. CNNers (Unite!)


This fake album sounds like the album cover is a blown-up version of the little camera icon CNN.com uses to alert readers that a particular news item is 'video content' and not 'written word content'. This fake album fake suggests that in the fake future all content will be video content and people will be like, words what the heck are they?! Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.0

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Fake Album #159: 00000

1. 67766
2. 41064
3. 82446
4. 48887
5. 34415
6. 25755
7. 30993
8. 80343
9. 34772
10. 57034
11. 56716
12. 85324
13. 54020
14. 11789
15. 58309
16. 63539
17. 47391
18. 60536
19. 88963
20. 53589
21. 15266
22. 30750
23. 14251
24. 10200
25. 40272


This fake album sounds like a bunch of randomly-generated five-digit numbers were googled to form the basis for 25 pop-punk tunes. For instance, album opener "67766" is about lunar samples but also about air mattresses. Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.0

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Fake Album #158: Solution

1. Sleepstick
2. Elepen (iTent ReTentionary)
3. Rumitore
4. zRetainer 4 dStroy (Melte)
5. Livfen iYe
6. Totaldim imPluralism
7. ReStation 88
8. Axtion Aktors


This fake album sounds like a brilliant record full of modern sounds (eg, dubstep) integrated seamlessly with that vaporwave throwback that is all the rage. Fake Pitchfork rating: 8.5 [Fake Best New Music Tag]

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Fake Album #157: This is Me

1. Potent Bali Bisque
2. Dog Warrior
3. Shampoo 2
4. Doorknob Chronicles (Feel It in Your Fist)
5. Rutherford
6. B-Roll for a Life
7. Fortune Finds Me Chaos and I Feel Fine
8. Question Mark, Japan
9. Duplex Bob
10. Sim Z
11. Percentile
12. Choices We Make
13. Elephant Day
14. No Riser
15. Alive in Idaho
16. 22,376 JPEGs
17. Coda, Finale, Conclusion and You


This fake album sounds like a confessional affair. Oh hell yea we're really getting to the bottom of this now. Fake Pitchfork rating: 2.5

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Fake Album #156: There

1. Impasse
2. Ken Kentucky
3. Five 17-Year-Olds Frozen in the Snow
4. Energy Sect
5. Vibrant Bitch
6. Le Mitch
7. Caller Go Ahead
9. The Lonely Road
10. There, There
11. Then
12. Easy in the Afternoon
13. Thru


This fake album sounds like it's cover is too good to be a fake album! This should be a real album. One day this fake album will probably just become a real album and I will link back to this post on its discog page notes and all will be well, all will be right. Fake Pitchfork rating: 6.4

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