Tuesday, September 11, 2001

TVHG073: Lifecast Loops, Vol. I


the 60th Vernon Howl album
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F R E E D O W N L O A D S
BANDCAMP
MEDIAFIRE [ZIP]
SOUNDCLOUD


☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

Released: 6.15.14 on TVHG, Inc.
All songs written by Vernon Howl

Notes: This album consists of all the mini-soundtracks to the mini-movies I made everyday between June 2013 and May 2013 as part of the Lifecast™ project (lifecast.info). The style of music changed over time, from a fairly straightforward "loop" in the beginning to a more nuanced, decidedly un-"loopy" feel by the end. I also believe this is the first album where I went full ee cummings what with the all-lowercase song titles. Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

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365 Tracks - 4:49:05
1. ants on gummy bears [0:23]
2. turtle [0:16]
3. basketball court [0:29]
4. ice pack [0:29]
5. cherry coke zero [0:32]
6. frank in cat pose [0:29]
7. tony parker's amazing play [0:33]
8. abandoned shopping cart [0:29]
9. a single extinguished match put pack in matchbook (still wet) [0:29]
10. hitler in drag [0:29]
11. to lady liberty's ear [0:29]
12. tree in the breeze [0:29]
13. dark skies over burger king [0:29]
14. odd family portrait on the ground [0:29]
15. at the froyo place [0:29]
16. jersey city [0:29]
17. sun behind the trees [0:29]
18. army men and other junk [0:29]
19. fake piano [0:29]
20. day moon [0:29]
21. car banana [0:29]
22. supermoon [0:29]
23. nomadic cyclist [0:29]
24. strange smoke [0:29]
25. timequake [0:29]
26. styrofoam trash in front of a mansion [0:29]
27. spider under glass [0:29]
28. no skating [0:29]
29. rainbow empire state building [0:29]
30. sleeping cat [0:29]
31. no trespassing (trespassing) [0:29]
32. vultures hovering over the strip mall [0:29]
33. sunning turtles [0:29]
34. king kong eating a hot dog [0:29]
35. sidewalk watermelon [0:29]
36. a gaggle of dead eels [0:29]
37. jacob's ladder stuck in a telephone pole [0:29]
38. natural light santa [0:29]
39. 5 rocks [0:29]
40. small american flag across the street from a barn [0:29]
41. overturned shopping cart [0:29]
42. highway accident [0:29]
43. zoo run [0:29]
44. buses only (shark sign) [0:29]
45. shipwreck [0:29]
46. spilt bucket of softballs [0:29]
47. tfh [0:29]
48. orange moon [0:29]
49. wawa sub wrapper (american beauty version) [0:29]
50. princeton football stadium [0:29]
51. baby rabbit [0:29]
52. lady in orange poncho [0:29]
53. orange cone with a stick in it [0:29]
54. crushed modelo can [0:29]
55. mother mary (art) [0:29]
56. cabin in the woods [0:29]
57. fake owl [0:29]
58. stone frog [0:29]
59. bathroom spider [0:29]
60. hay bales [0:29]
61. rusty tunnel [0:29]
62. brown water river [0:29]
63. empty bottle in a bathroom stall [0:29]
64. plane flying over fargo st. [0:29]
65. the bubbles at acadia [0:29]
66. tennis brother, or dolphin faucet [0:29]
67. weird window art [0:29]
68. light in the distance at night [0:29]
69. dogs on bridge [0:29]
70. remote control for fireplace [0:29]
71. wild white bunny, or satanic blue car [0:29]
72. manmade waterfall [0:29]
73. cat lying on the hood of a car [0:29]
74. sunset over skatepark [0:29]
75. the instagram gates [0:29]
76. religious statue looking up at another religious statue [0:29]
77. new hope fireworks [0:29]
78. plastic blue glass and candle [0:29]
79. diseased tree [0:29]
80. half-dead bug [0:29]
81. fake cardinal and fake hummingbird [0:29]
82. back brook [0:29]
83. suckling a plum pit [0:29]
84. rusty pole sticking out an orange cone next to a manhole [0:29]
85. 320 [0:29]
86. mama deer and 2 babies [0:29]
87. blue foam light [0:29]
88. miley at the vma's [0:29]
89. awaiting judgement [0:29]
90. rutgers vs fresno state [0:29]
91. the fancy cheese section [0:29]
92. asbury park wedding [0:29]
93. modern home (purple column) [0:29]
94. badass skull license plate holder [0:29]
95. waiting to get a haircut [0:29]
96. inedible tree berries [0:29]
97. driving by cows [0:29]
98. bike light [0:29]
99. philly blimp [0:29]
100. ants caught in a web [0:29]
101. beware of the dog (not the cat) [0:29]
102. furrow spider [0:29]
103. the slave bench [0:29]
104. lots of birds sitting on a powerline [0:29]
105. "beware of the dog" cat (again) [0:29]
106. first dance [0:29]
107. the manning brothers [0:29]
108. toilet paper [0:29]
109. flipping through the age of reason [0:29]
110. lawn cows [0:29]
111. vampire weekend [0:29]
112. self-choking angel [0:32]
113. pretty clouds [0:29]
114. stink bug upside down [0:29]
115. cooler spider [0:29]
116. beetle [0:29]
117. listening to the wanderer [0:29]
118. writing "good job" on a steamy mirror with a q-tip® [0:29]
119. driving into dc [0:29]
120. rip curt [0:29]
121. 95 accident [0:29]
122. awkward 206 turnaround [0:29]
123. in gridlock near exxon [0:29]
124. spider, stink bug and frank [0:29]
125. post-blood [0:29]
126. abandoned shopping cart [0:29]
127. kittens and slaves [0:29]
128. still cat, or annoying eagles fan [0:29]
129. overcast parking lot [0:29]
130. scenes from a red sky at night [0:29]
131. bathroom terminator [0:29]
132. new brunswick mouse [0:29]
133. meat doughnuts [0:29]
134. curve (20mph) [0:29]
135. white bunny in a lawn cage [0:29]
136. stink bug on the spice rack [0:29]
137. plastic piss bottle [0:29]
138. deer party [0:29]
139. horse apple [0:29]
140. atm ballin' [0:29]
141. running past animal heads [0:29]
142. muslim lady in the hotel lobby [0:29]
143. red rocks canyon [0:29]
144. 2 stones from red rocks canyon [0:29]
145. giant lawn halloween decoration [0:29]
146. walking the isles of rite aid with no purpose [0:29]
147. woman standing on the corner [0:29]
148. portapotty and graveyard, or baby praying mantis [0:29]
149. rusty mailbox [0:29]
150. the rite aid isles again [0:29]
151. guys in a hole [0:29]
152. mustachioed jackolantern [0:29]
153. wild turkeys crossing the street [0:29]
154. wild geese (chaos) [0:29]
155. big band dance ramp access [0:29]
156. enter if you dare [0:29]
157. spitting [0:29]
158. francesa, or praying mantis on brick [0:29]
159. stephen a. smith [0:29]
160. sunoco by day/sunoco by night [0:29]
161. greenlight and moon [0:29]
162. vacuuming [0:29]
163. vulture [0:29]
164. killing a spider [0:29]
165. november snow [0:29]
166. the morning outside, or treasures in the drawer [0:29]
167. throwing in the towel, or deleting items in deleted items [0:29]
168. ladybug on keyboard [0:29]
169. at the olive branch [0:29]
170. blue word screensaver (dramaturgy) [0:29]
171. red eye frank [0:29]
172. at wawa [0:29]
173. sidewalk bone [0:29]
174. geese migration [0:29]
175. singing christmas tree [0:29]
176. cool blue house [0:29]
177. in line at dunkin [0:29]
178. leftover eggplant [0:29]
179. watching the evil dead at work [0:29]
180. march of the wooden soldiers, or pizza place urinal [0:29]
181. bathroom beer, or yolo pillow [0:29]
182. church bells at night [0:29]
183. casey, libby and mommy [0:29]
184. neighbor stringing christmas lights [0:29]
185. my closet [0:29]
186. construction stop sign holder [0:29]
187. hard hat man[0:29]
188. fog pumpkin [0:29]
189. school buses, or moistboyz [0:29]
190. portapotty spying [0:29]
191. curb chair [0:29]
192. walking on a busy road at night [0:29]
193. tricky truck turn (in snow) [0:29]
194. air bag warning [0:29]
195. big fallen branch, or scooterin'[0:29]
196. chocolate smudge on mouse [0:29]
197. eating a grape [0:29]
198. jersey city sunset [0:29]
199. chinese eye-massaging super goggles [0:29]
200. eggshells with coffee grinds [0:40]
201. free the wires from the trees [1:03]
202. snowy woods (blue stick and caution rip) [0:44]
203. grocery store checkout line [0:43]
204. emory street [0:43]
205. peace sign and plant man, or little lighthouse [0:43]
206. the wags at the saint [0:43]
207. yulelog projection [0:44]
208. xmas bball, or beach cross [0:44]
209. wicker bike [0:45]
210. pizza box in a shopping cart [0:45]
211. banging rust out of white metal [0:45]
212. cat hat (in a tree) [0:45]
213. darling clementines [0:45]
214. door stopper fingering, or nye fire (ember light) [0:44]
215. vitamins, mustard and seltzer [0:44]
216. spraying air freshener into piss, or smile muscles [0:45]
217. rite aid valentine's-themed stuffed animal section [1:10]
218. exxon sunset [1:06]
219. icicles and snowy beach chairs [0:46]
220. whitish trees [1:07]
221. morning sun freezing, or fake fire [0:52]
222. blue rubber glove [1:13]
223. spiky acorn thing [0:47]
224. the light store [1:01]
225. supermarket super bowl video [0:49]
226. broadway bathroom [1:02]
227. the gloves again [0:55]
228. gok (telephone pole) [1:14]
229. dead deer [1:01]
230. leaky green fire hydrant [0:51]
231. steam exhaust, or the main drag [1:26]
232. red leather curb couch [0:57]
233. s-words [1:10]
234. rogue golf cart [1:21]
235. banana peel [1:08]
236. coywolf [0:56]
237. doctor joke [1:04]
238. melo's 62 [1:10]
239. forbidden trees, or cover band [1:17]
240. ringo starr [0:56]
241. cooper owl truck [1:26]
242. frozen vegetables on my knee [0:54]
243. orthopedic waiting room, or beer soap [1:13]
244. bureau trinkets [1:09]
245. meta (editing) [1:19]
246. chasing a crescent moon [1:13]
247. the streets of philadelphia [1:17]
248. looking for snow birds [1:43]
249. raisins [1:52]
250. names for heroin [1:03]
251. garth brooks serenading jay leno on the occasion of his final show [1:10]
252. tree man up high [1:08]
253. curling commercial [1:07]
254. supermarket sunday [1:11]
255. jeopardy [1:30]
256. tiny garbage truck [1:19]
257. russian figure skaters [1:28]
258. snow jays, or upside down kitchen blackout [1:21]
259. gym lady (grey ponytail) [0:55]
260. orange tape over fallen branches [1:02]
261. bird wallpaper trim [1:!8]
262. ambulance at red light [1:35]
263. green glow trashcan (the gatsby can) [1:06]
264. krauszer's snack selection, or geese formation over powerlines [0:51]
265. blue ice [1:25]
266. wet traffic sunset [1:11]
267. bottle king [1:00]
268. snow raft [1:02]
269. unshoveled asshole sidewalk [1:05]
270. two ants in my sink [1:01]
271. beyond the fiery gate [1:30]
272. arthur chu [0:58]
273. the dog poop shuffle, or yet another winter's night (y.a.w.n.) [1:26]
274. white chinese food cooks [1:08]
275. yard chickens [1:02]
276. bruce covers lorde [1:11]
277. big block of dirty snow [0:50]
278. the dukes of september [0:52]
279. discarded fruit of the loom underpants on the side of the road [0:59]
280. a boob job and an alleycat [1:27]
281. brown bag anaconda [1:07]
282. a beautiful sunset over taco bell [0:55]
283. the exxon ruins (sunset) [0:59]
284. whistling neighbor boy, or neighborhood street ghosts [1:26]
285. bald guy working out [1:02]
286. lucy’s [1:42]
287. the light shop in day, or pizza place bill pay [1:39]
288. pinwheel eyeball [2:19]
289. michael jackson slot machine [1:05]
290. atlantic city snow day [1:15]
291. the blue and the birds [1:06]
292. late winter dusk lake drive [1:29]
293. exit towards sunset (high speed) [1:22]
294. letting the big truck turn [1:30]
295. jogging shadow [0:48]
296. funky-ass tree stump [0:57]
297. true terrorists [1:13]
298. ladies walking with bags [1:16]
299. virtual reality treadmill forest run [1:09]
300. strange morning spotlight [1:13]
301. wool hat hanging from a tree branch [1:51]
302. michael jackson cirque du soleil in trenton [1:29]
303. rainy day lexus man [1:23]
304. burger king blackout [0:58]
305. dog disaster [1:11]
306. asian teen gang [1:33]
307. sun friend [0:59]
308. kicking a yellow ball [1:12]
309. late train runners [1:16]
310. song flowing from an open door [1:18]
311. wandering maintenance men [1:27]
312. birdfeeder [1:21]
313. cuervo woods hunt [1:17]
314. strip mall [1:15]
315. cop scene with wheels man [1:16]
316. solitary goose, or watching pixies live at coachella on an ipad on a train [1:27]
317. vaguely racist bathroom mural, or escape ladder #1 [1:14]
318. water tower lady picking up trash [1:!7]
319. vine tree [1:20]
320. smashed squirrel [1:09]
321. obama reduces (fingers) [1:20]
322. martini and e-cigs [1:31]
323. animal party, or easter eve (salmon and tiki torch) [1:11]
324. headless chocolate bunny, or roof dog (where are you?) [1:21]
325. dog in a skate-park [1:24]
326. vulture flying with a purpose [1:20]
327. white plastic (in the wind) [1:26]
328. guy in a truck [1:01]
329. elevator folk [1:26]
330. navy taps [1:41]
331. piece of plastic (art), or deck trash [1:01]
332. 2 shitty boats [1:24]
333. a dead baby mole [1:05]
334. getting pizza, or watching adventure time on the bus [0:57]
335. pinwheel of death over the eye of a native american [1:08]
336. accident scene [1:19]
337. pee panel [1:10]
338. ripping carpet [0:58]
339. morning washout [1:04]
340. cookies for the pups, or scenes from an italian restaurant [1:04]
341. rock-climbing bears, or gym people moving gym things [1:15]
342. playground (one hungry hippo) [0:55]
343. billy joel [1:22]
344. new view [1:11]
345. fishtown strolling [0:55]
346. garbage door, or knee scrape [1:35]
347. wheels rodeo [1:05]
348. outside the pizza place with people [1:26]
349. overcast transistor, or soccer kid in the street [1:20]
350. night console at red (880) [1:24]
351. approaching philadelphia [1:07]
352. red cluster bugs [0:57]
353. caution children at play [1:08]
354. fortune cookie fortune equals fruit [1:14]
355. the ed show [1:14]
356. check remember me [1:19]
357. chinese tourists at a cemetery, or giant inflatable rat [0:54]
358. old destroyed art one (psych diorama) [1:14]
359. night view of a used car lot [0:58]
360. a friendly drunk [1:42]
361. bathroom e-cig hell [1:25]
362. dishwasher [0:53]
363. chill-ass cigar man [1:10]
364. the thing that holds the mirror [0:45]
365. giant ship in a parking lot [1:30]

TVHG072: Text Messages



the 59th Vernon Howl album
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F R E E D O W N L O A D S
BANDCAMP
MEDIAFIRE
SOUNDCLOUD


☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

Released: 3.6.14 on TVHG, Inc.
All songs written by Vernon Howl

Notes: 1,000 hot bursts of good ole fashioned texts via watchout4snakes. Assembled in units of 10 (™'s). THIS IS HOT. (Hot and useless but can be used in less than an hour.) Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

DISCOGRAPHY
CDR BUYER'S GUIDE



1,000 Tracks - ?
  • ™¹: A rail cheats its used infant. [3:21]:
    narrated by "Mike"
    1. The mighty hardship pipes the ethic. [0:02]
    2. Will the suicide fuss his bullet? [0:01]
    3. An eighteen variance rules throughout every tail. [0:02]
    4. A competitor reads with an extract. [0:02]
    5. The atmosphere swears. [0:01]
    6. Besides a credible market camps the atomic jury. [0:02]
    7. An implied orchestra strays. [0:01]
    8. The genetics discontinues a substitute in the alive racket. [0:03]
    9. The worth juice translates the textbook heel. [0:02]
    10. Should a slogan rot? [0:01]
    11. The death conforms after this tile. [0:02]
    12. Should this warmed anecdote read the tall mythology? [0:02]
    13. When can the billion skeleton enter? [0:01]
    14. A satire errs next to the outrage. [0:02]
    15. The chair rules throughout the seed! [0:01]
    16. The resigned contest dries the essence across the rested tag. [0:03]
    17. An unlocked autumn whistles a mob. [0:02]
    18. A damning sacrifice fails outside my analyst. [0:03]
    19. A popular crossroad bypasses the convinced shelter. [0:03]
    20. After a column coasts the gorgeous stack. [0:02]
    21. The composer reckons opposite the persistent stone. [0:03]
    22. The recipient mandates the advisory screen underneath the nightmare. [0:04]
    23. The produced detective relaxes. [0:02]
    24. How will a dip whistle? [0:01]
    25. The communist sails a skirt. [0:02]
    26. Whatever warp zooms inside the socket! [0:02]
    27. Every snow raves below the restaurant. [0:02]
    28. The exhaustive lord lusts above a concrete. [0:03]
    29. Into every castle apologizes the irrational commentator. [0:03]
    30. A paranoia presents a tearing handful beside the scratch. [0:04]
    31. A deadly cable checks the thoroughfare. [0:02]
    32. The bargain strays opposite the forbidden backspace. [0:03]
    33. The disappointing revolutionary buttons the burden. [0:03]
    34. An intellectual abides across his risen future. [0:03]
    35. The listener coordinates the mnemonic birthday. [0:02]
    36. A hardware pretends the fascist fever. [0:03]
    37. The clinic underlines an attribute underneath the stretch attribute. [0:03]
    38. A rock releases each stopping capital. [0:03]
    39. The binary water dusts a closest smell. [0:03]
    40. The game whistles around the fake tune. [0:02]
    41. A mumble puzzles around a living knowledge. [0:02]
    42. The fun executive specializes the relevant gender. [0:03]
    43. A breeding sigh offends the tip. [0:02]
    44. An unfair stone colors opposite any intellect. [0:03]
    45. An often mythology chairs a face. [0:02]
    46. An opera prosecutes beneath the signature! [0:02]
    47. Below the handler paces a chemist. [0:02]
    48. The anatomy pulps a lyric garage before the wonder. [0:03]
    49. The native complements the shallow scarf throughout the threshold. [0:04]
    50. A compromise discriminates? [0:02]
    51. The clarifying crowd cracks a provoking royal. [0:03]
    52. The poetic supporter bows behind a left lie. [0:03]
    53. A worker inks the ceremony. [0:02]
    54. Why won't the march ascend? [0:02]
    55. Does a challenging needle argue the lifted gasoline? [0:03]
    56. The stone outrage presses against a dentist into a pedal representative. [0:04]
    57. An amateur fiddles before the witty attorney. [0:02]
    58. Why does the business cassette groan? [0:02]
    59. The nominate panel links a weekday. [0:02]
    60. The member crawls. [0:01]
    61. Can an annual drawback study next to a rescue? [0:03]
    62. The respective trash writes under the kind guitar. [0:03]
    63. Whatever ill libel mends. [0:01]
    64. How will a fooling breed hope after a transcript? [0:03]
    65. The repent viewer dies underneath the daily token. [0:03]
    66. The birth suspects past the total warp. [0:02]
    67. How will an impending calculator slide? [0:02]
    68. The participant vote plasters another brother transcript. [0:03]
    69. Beneath a matching intellectual overlaps the afternoon need. [0:03]
    70. The funnier northern lusts before the jack. [0:02]
    71. The bed bankrupts the mindless brush. [0:02]
    72. The revenue abuses the successful hangover. [0:03]
    73. The mercury gulfs the friendship. [0:02]
    74. The profile accustoms the delight. [0:02]
    75. The endless fashion bumps another counterexample. [0:03]
    76. A drastic freeze burns on top of an unseen overload. [0:03]
    77. The wondrous bird solos throughout our chapter. [0:03]
    78. Should a universal turntable stop? [0:02]
    79. The disclaimer leans above the published bean. [0:02]
    80. The stranger jails an asset. [0:02]
    81. An example advances under its dreary eye. [0:03]
    82. The rumor triumphs over the ground. [0:02]
    83. The lowest affair counts against a startled sentence. [0:03]
    84. How can the orientated theater reside? [0:02]
    85. The north chews outside the null optic. [0:02]
    86. The turntable bucks the vendor. [0:02]
    87. The line exits around the resident! [0:02]
    88. Next to the violence clicks a cheap rip. [0:02]
    89. Around the signature tries every presumed guard. [0:03]
    90. This muddle groans next to the reactor! [0:02]
    91. The ethnic criterion charges the intensive abuse. [0:03]
    92. A fallen pro clogs under a shape. [0:02]
    93. The style returns! [0:01]
    94. A noun disappoints the drivel. [0:02]
    95. Your packet breeds the preview. [0:02]
    96. The rude alphabet dictates above the contentious continent. [0:03]
    97. A nice spokesman addresses the trash near the jolly vinyl. [0:03]
    98. The sneak listens after a rack. [0:02]
    99. His aspect expires inside a context. [0:03]
    100. An ecology overflows above the barrel! [0:02]


  • ™²: The chest dictates! []:
    narrated by "Cyrstal"
    1.
  • TVHG071: Twitpella, Vol. IV: The Numbness Game




    the 58th Vernon Howl album
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    cdr

    F R E E D O W N L O A D S
    BANDCAMP II | III | IV
    MEDIAFIRE
    SOUNDCLOUD


    ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

    Released: 2.24.14 on TVHG, Inc.
    All songs written by Vernon Howl

    Notes: The triumphant return of Twitpella! Now debuting on YouTube rather than Twitter. This is the most ambitious TVHG Inc. record to date in terms of total tracks: 4 Media CDRs with 444 songs each on them. Whoa. Did you know that 444x4=1776. The Year of Our Lord and Revolution as a Peoples!! 4 More Years Indeed™. Buy it now for only $18 (*4CDR set) and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

    DISCOGRAPHY
    CDR BUYER'S GUIDE



    1,776 Tracks - ?
  • Disc 1 [104:30]:
    1. Icon Can't
    2. Articulating Terror Makes Your Cockroach Fears Get So Large (Again)
    3. Can't Fight It
    4. The Lifelong Renegades
    5. Spring Has a Way
    6. Master of Meditation
    7. Greatest Glare
    8. Awake in a Tidal Wave
    9. So Many Selfies
    10. Until the Water Gate Truncates Our Fate
    11. Cobra Toll (Systematic Beaver Pee)
    12. Esoteric Garbage Symphony
    13. Sissy Pickle Dix
    14. The Last Bastion
    15. Silent Days
    16. Sleep Now in the Fire
    17. Just Wanna B Free
    18. Wannagive
    19. Cleveland Ice
    20. Several Manufacturers
    21. Drinking the Wine of Apathetic Times
    22. Protein Juicers
    23. The 722's
    24. 99 Pets
    25. Plasticine Blasters
    26. Nubian Dudefest
    27. #1 Hobby
    28. Notice Otis
    29. Gin Binge (Weather-Permitting)
    30. Carbonhearted
    31. Obama (He Don't Care)
    32. Depression Dogs
    33. Bollywood Gin
    34. Dum-Dum the Dickweed
    35. True Action, No Satisfaction
    36. Bobby's Hobby
    37. Mathman or Danger Boy?
    38. Crinkled Whiffle Snob
    39. So Much Before We Are Dead
    40. $ = Diarrhea
    41. Crazy 4U (Baby)
    42. Mama Don't Tell Me Not 2 Dance
    43. So Go
    44. Grisled Chiseled Chinese Chuck
    45. I'm Not That Kinda Guy
    46. Suspicion of Grinning
    47. 2007-2009
    48. Scarducci Clam Cyborg
    49. Jack Up My Tab
    50. Interesting Vest
    51. Rise Up Detroit!
    52. Soap on the Windows of My High School Car
    53. Vapor Wave
    54. The Intentional Facelifts
    55 (All Hail) The Meat Aliens
    56. Super-Efficient Owl
    57. The Wrath of My Camera
    58. The Music in My Head is Going to the Top of the Charts
    59. Detour Monkeys
    60. Leave 'Em Alone
    61. Lobster Dicks
    62. Arabian Discount Children
    63. Guacamole Mansion
    64. The Cellular Blues
    65. The Ballad of Johnny McScrew & Billy McZee (Hey Pussywillow)
    66. Tortellini Shoeshine
    67. Individuals (Are Over)
    68. Cleveland Botswana Beavers
    69. I Abuse My Brain
    70. Waka Flocka Loch Ness Monster
    71. Blip (The Old Radar Song)
    72. We Didn't Think We Would Die
    73. Monday Morning
    74. Sweat Bible Bucket Sex
    75. Lapsed Fractal Lifestyle
    76. Recon Economy Surplus (Dust Life 2013)
    77. The Babylon Toots
    78. Bible Boy Toy
    79. Crucial Party Pants
    80. Ode to Chevy (Gay Lady Day Parade)
    81. A Million-Year Old Mole
    82. Will They, Won't They (Humpday)
    83. (You Gotta) Pay to Live in This World of Kids
    84. Add Up
    85. Farting in the Dark
    86. A Glance Inside Your Pants (Penance)
    87. Love Drug Slave
    88. Egyptian Jeep Genocide
    89. 250 Years Old
    90. Sewl
    91. Sideways Woman & Orangutan
    92. Chemistry in a Lemon Tree
    93. On Cheddar Deadeye Lettuce Street
    94. Cool Cabana Coconut Blues
    95. Lord, It Doesn't Matter 2 Me
    96. Boom Bop (And So On)
    97. Windbag Bible
    98. Advertising Guys
    99. Jumayka Vit
    100. Trigger Mercy
    101. We Have the Same Dentist
    102. My Other Head
    103. I Got Cow
    104. Tuna on Tap
    105. Why You Squeakin'?
    106. You Don't Deserve the Night
    107. Fuck Those Motherfuckin' Robot Cops
    108. Mercy Mercy Me (I Got 2 Go Pee Pee)
    109. New Bologna Ocean Blues
    110. B There
    111. Pests in Their Mexican Nests (Colony Neglect)
    112. Rhombus Touching the Grave
    113. A Lobster Like You
    114. You Are My Menagerie
    115. Page After Page
    116. Buick Zoo Boat
    117. Dog Zone (Song for Dribble Drive Johnny)
    118. Information Superhighway
    119. Legit Island Bible
    120. Natalie
    121. I'm Gonna Die
    122. Slow Moses Monkey Shit
    123. Clinical Inkling
    124. Why Aren't Deer Orange?
    125. Overweight Mistress of Dust
    126. Gary Koo
    127. The Pike Island Dike Zoo
    128. (Well Well Well) I'm in Hell
    129. My Romantic Machine
    130. Somebody's Bucket
    131. War Friends
    132. Crummy Slope
    133. Horny Grove
    134. Robotic Cantata
    135. Rebrand (Song for Bryan Cranston)
    136. All the Shitty Songs
    137. We Died in the Dream of a Mexican Teenage Queen
    138. Peabody Bone Strike
    139. All Pain Always
    140. Los Angeles
    141. Psychological Elbow Foot
    142. Dark Dungeon of Love
    143. Man in a Mansion
    144. There's Not Gonna Be a Way It's Not Gonna Be OK
    145. Nilbot
    146. Cancel Your Plans (And Take Off Your Pants)
    147. As You Go Down Slow
    148. Newborn Baby in a Boring Dream
    149. (Welcome to) A Life Spent Freaking Out
    150. I Don't Think You Got the Memo
    151. Strains of Action
    152. I Know I Could Be
    153. Rockin' Taco Chimpanzee Time
    154. Fall Guy
    155. Jermany
    156. Blooming Manor
    157. This Cantina
    158. Multifaceted Farce (Hashtag Barfin' Hard)
    159. The Wolf Lung Matters Not
    160. Sister Criminality
    161. Cyber-Morgue
    162. You in a Nutshell
    163. Bird or Bat
    164. The Lost Ocean
    165. Broadcast Angels
    166. Gerbil Job
    167. Germ Spree
    168. Bamboo Bandwidth (Candy Cane)
    169. Enough of Yourself (Tiny Pieces)
    170. In the Bathroom with a Warlock
    171. NYC Dreamer
    172. I Don't Eat Bologna
    173. Mouseman
    174. Dramatic Bubblebath Blues
    175. The Easter Ghost
    176. Sister Sleeve
    177. I'm Not Gonna Find a Man Tonight
    178. Papa Lobster Snafu
    179. The Lions When You Need Them
    180. Dan Aykroyd's Hemorrhoids (Hallelujah)
    181. I Got a Grip
    182. Fangs of a Hardscrabble Vampire
    183. Highlight of My Love Life
    184. Don't Choke on the River or Ocean
    185. Tel Aviv Evangelist Vengeance Squad
    186. Moss Spaceship
    187. Nice Frenzy
    188. Two Recordings of the Same Song
    189. Here We Are
    190. Than Regretting
    191. Sad Dad Ignorance Bladder Fad
    192. Slogans
    193. Verify Me Later
    194. Reverse Engineering
    195. Take Off in Between
    196. When the Whispers Tell You White Lies
    197. Sympathy Wingspan
    198. Momentary Roosters
    199. Fucking Aigh
    200. Pictures of Your Wife and Kids in Your Wallet
    201. The One Unholy Truth
    202. (Why) I Wonder Why
    203. Talk About Your Day
    204. A Blemish on Your Henpecked Lense
    205. Noonday Octagon Infatuation
    206. Riotsong
    207. Every Throat Singer's Song is the Blues
    208. North Dakota Cum Stains (Semen Landfill)
    209. Parking Lot Christmas Trees (Joe Learns the Truth)
    210. Did I Take Your Picture
    211. Toyota Mouth Romcom
    212. Different Identity
    213. Formica Kites
    214. Ballad of George, the Lord of Life
    215. Midget Man
    216. Executioner Quagmire (Tire Fire in Your Mind)
    217. Potable (A Big Stink)
    218. The Rape of Saigon
    219. Cosmic Muffins
    220. You're So Lonely
    221. Stopman
    222. Yugoslavian Wood Therapy
    223. A Real Unique Thought
    224. Haywire Helsinki Bells
    225. Nagasaki Oboe Show
    226. Mostly Water
    227. Dotta Domp Domp Chicky
    228. Heater Heat Up
    229. The Promised Land (Wild Turkeys Lurkin’)
    230. Bubble & Turn Up the Volume (Daddio)
    231. You Weren’t Dead
    232. I Pee on All of My Friends
    233. Instant Creativity
    234. Not ‘88
    235. Hopscotch (Livin’ a Lie)
    236. From Red to White (Snow Bugger Bugaboo is the Daughter of God)
    237. Winter Chant for Chantix
    238. Elevated Automatic Insistence
    239. Warlock Fur (Replacing the Worm Skin)
    240. Maybe I Just Want to Die, But I Swear to You I Don't
    241. Dolphinz
    242. Salami Tommy is My Mommy Zombie
    243. Chester the Chinese Turtle Boy
    244. When I Was a Wednesday
    245. Regretchup
    246. Park All the Darkest Nightmares
    247. Lopsided Moxie
    248. Don’t Get Caught Pestering Me with Sophistication
    249. Persecute the Burbs
    250. Goddamn Art
    251. Big Mama’s House 2
    252. Be the Man
    253. New Beak
    254. Second Love is 16th Fiddle (Hold Your Head Up High)
    255. Metal in the Meadow (With Lots of Mayo)
    256. Don't You Troll My Heart Again
    257. Young Guns in Love with Their Funyuns
    258. Too Much Tuba
    259. 99.999
    260. March of the Rabid Plastics
    261. Impersonal Pantsuit Boy
    262. Red Cardigan Christ
    263. No Different
    264. The Sun's Eternal Plight
    265. Moses's Growth Spurts
    266. Sexy Mexican Erection Revenge
    267. Festering Benders
    268. Clinical Pickle Eclipse
    269. Every Person on Earth
    270. Mediocrity
    271. (It's Like) A Million Micro-Monkeys Have Invaded My Mind
    272. Anti-Lock Brakes
    273. Salad in Dallas
    274. Impossible Possum Pasta
    275. Takin' You Out
    276. No Opinion
    277. Every Word in the Morning
    278. Symphonic Holiday Heart
    279. Adjustment Meat
    280. Alabaster Alibis, Obituaries & Soul
    281. Battleground
    282. True Laughter Luncheon (Alabaster Bastard with Chump Change)
    283. The Dim Sum Singsong Wallaby Tree
    284. When the Words Don't Come Out Right
    285. Tyrone's Trombone
    286. Tribal-Eyed Cock
    287. My Own Flesh and Blood Flushing Out All the Bad Parts
    288. Fashion
    289. Star's Rising
    290. Maui
    291. The God Pod (Free of Freedom)
    292. Sense of Calm
    293. Turn Your Back on the Sky
    294. Chicagoan Archipelago
    295. Basically on Fire
    296. The Tiniest Gift in the World
    297. Rob's Corn Cancer
    298. Crispy Cajun Backrubs
    299. Betty Isn’t Better
    300. Spacin' In
    301. Little Bones Are Breaking (The Stilts Cameraman)
    302. Red Light Lasagna Trombone (Valentine's Day 2005)
    303. I'm a Fucking Millipede
    304. Dooby Days
    305. Bankrupt Backrub Ticktock Asshole
    306. Lucifer’s Fondu Umbrella
    307. I'm a Pile of Dogshit
    308. 2.20.14
    309. Bisexual Sleeper Cells
    310. Infecting Pussy Riot (A Natural Aggression)
    311. Higher Island Mind
    312. The Taliban Can Fuck Right Off
    313. Fortress of Morbid Harangues (The Dust Embalmed)
    314. Don't Liken Lifeforms to Thee (Song for Lester Bangs)
    315. Anna Kournacumbath
    316. Tolstoy Imbibes and Bones
    317. My Face is My Face
    318. No Birds
    319. Stumble Pond
    320. I'm Definitely Dying
    321. My Mistress Was a Blind Boy
    322. Casserole
    323. Spank Bank or Think Tank
    324. Ski People
    325. The Eradication of Hate
    326. Bonermindz (Gettin' Gay Up in the Topic)
    327. Ninja Booty Quasar Camp
    328. Neo-American Sleeper Cell Hell
    329. Holy Hellport
    330. Coin a Phrase the Ocean Won't
    331. Tongue-Tied Neighbors
    332. The Cobra Cave
    333. Champagne Ponies (Of the New Religion)
    334. Mother Russia Lobster Tongue
    335. Love's on a Lark
    336. ½ My Mind
    337. DJ Johnny Ringo
    338. Schizophrenic Fencers (Orlando 2004)
    339. Ballad of Banana Man
    340. Ample Tramp Stamp Momentum
    341. (I Would) Kill 4 Culture
    342. Nazi Turtle Bourbon Blitz
    343. The Alcoholic Realtors in Phoenix
    344. The Very Same Spot (One)
    345. The Bollywood Gremlin Inbred Grove
    346. Overstated Toadstool Matrix
    347. (Here’s to) Hieroglyphic Nightmare Boys
    348. Where the Golfers Don't Go
    349. Homeless Boner Blvd.
    350. Halibut in Hollywood
    351. Kenyan Baby Boxers (With Taco Hair Galore)
    352. When the Mist Tries to Give Me a Bro-Fist
    353. Check Yo Engine
    354. A Red Carpet for Tarpits
    355. President God
    356. Currency
    357. The Origami Communists
    358. Crippled Badger Boozehound
    359. Lucifer James
    360. To All the Flesh-Eaters Seated on My Right
    361. Did I Pee (?)
    362. The Portapotty Bloodhound
    363. Experimental Tarantula Sex (Oh Your)
    364. Love Song for San Antonio Rehab Clinics (Horny Outlaw Lobster)
    365. Evil as Easter Morning
    366. All the Openly Gay DJs of Ann Arbor
    367. Tooda-Llama (My MFA Program is Bringing Me Down)
    368. The Narrative’s Lame
    369. The Very Last Time or the Start of a New Kind of Failure
    370. Meat for My Sherpas
    371. Branded Uncool
    372. Wally While You're At It (1993)
    373. The Apocalypse is a Taco-Ship for Two
    374. Intersex Mexican Lovefest
    375. Cormac McCarthy is Barfing Up Cheese
    376. Eye in Rainbow
    377. My New Morning Complaints
    378. Klanfinder
    379. Somali Gov't Gall
    380. The Seesaw Sometimes (There’ll Still Be Me)
    381. Dunk
    382. Lion Tattoos and Wallaby Liver Lasagna
    383. The Pasta Riots
    384. Land of Broken Dreams
    385. Didn’t You Notice I Was Crying My Eyes Out?
    386. Lighter Than Air
    387. Parliamentary Asbestos
    388. Swiss Gal
    389. My Little Darling Baby
    390. The Old Switcheroo
    391. Bad Behemoths
    392. Snakeskin Turtleneck
    393. Although I Know
    394. Tell Me What I Need 2 Know
    395. Wild Jesuit Dawn
    396. The Tennessee Twerk
    397. Moist Goblins
    398. ∞ Tears
    399. In the End
    400. In Theory
    401. Jailbird Gelato
    402. High-Time for Mime Crimes
    403. Indoor Pools
    404. Retired Champions
    405. I Am a Winner (I Always Win)
    406. No Bridges, No Tunnels
    407. Quality of Song (Music Video)
    408. Snakepiss
    409. Hot Penitentiary Nights
    410. Lady of the Night
    411. Duly Noted, Buenas Noches
    412. Steve is Dead to the World
    413. Relax, You Quacks
    414. The Two Types of Military Men
    415. Kinda Faster
    416. Satisfy an Eagle
    417. Twisting in the Air
    418. Gonna Build a Plane to Fly My Pain Away
    419. Freer Than Thee
    420. Human Body Lottery Otters (Alone in Saskatchewan)
    421. Digital Idea Boys
    422. Slimy Minds (Are Crimewave Magnets, Too)
    423. Gigabyte Snot
    424. The Pens & Pencils of the Senators Sent to See You
    425. Weeping Boner Boys
    426. A Man Who Collects Magnets
    427. You're Golden
    428. Ain't No Window Too Wide for Me to See You with My Narrow Mind
    429. Rational Castration Masters
    430. Violent Cyborg Sexlife Review
    431. I'm Not That Kind of Girl, I'm Not That Kind of Squirrel
    432. A Douchebag from Santa Fe (Grateful to the Grave)
    433. The Mystery Bliss of Japanese Tits
    434. I Fucking Hate You So Much
    435. Lunatic Tuna Dick (For Cleveland)
    436. Patio Daddio Go
    437. Senegal Sent a Goose to Outerspace
    438. The Mini-Mart Capacity Bathroom Ballad
    439. Perth
    440. The Great Grape Grannies of Gainesville
    441. Bodacious Booty-Tootin' Boys
    442. Wowza, You Got Some Nice Trousers
    443. Too Much Potatoes and a Mind Game
    444. White Hollywood Wi-Fi


  • Disc 2 [?]:
    1. The Navy
    2. Suckling Ghost Priests for Fun
    3. Lobsters in the Rain
    4. A Matador Once (Before Lunch)
    5. Tragic Cajun California Cat
    6. Baby, I'm a Come Back Home
    7. Feast on the Feelings
    8. Didn't You Notice Me?
    9. Protein Mistress
    10. The Mai Tai Boys (Are All on 'Roids)
    11. So What (Song for a Cold-Blooded Ho)
    12. Gods of Glory
    13. I Hope You Know I'm Hopeless


  • Disc 3 [?]:
    1. COMING

  • Disc 4 [?]:
    1. COMING
  • TVHG070: Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book Two: From)


    the 57th Vernon Howl album
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    F R E E D O W N L O A D S
    BANDCAMP
    MEDIAFIRE
    SOUNDCLOUD


    ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

    Released: 1.2.14 on TVHG, Inc.
    All songs written by Vernon Howl
    *except "About to Die" (Dirty Projectors)

    Notes: See TVHG069. The only thing I have to add is that yes I am aware of the typo on each album cover. :( Buy it now for only $15 (*3CDR set) and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

    DISCOGRAPHY
    CDR BUYER'S GUIDE



    26 Tracks - 3:41:45
  • CD 1 [73:37]:
    1. Applegate [9:13]
    2. The High Grass [8:23]
    3. Paying Rent in Winter [8:21]
    4. I Know I'm Dead [14:55]
    5. Bugs Crawling on You [6:51]
    6. Pieface [7:40]
    7. Tilt [10:08]
    8. I Am a Tree (Firewood in Me) [8:05]

  • CD 2 [73:47]:
    1. Spotted Clouds of Desire [14:59]
    2. About to Die (Slop Dub Remix) [4:47]
    3. Conditions of Stargazer [9:40]
    4. Not Not Tops [8:34]
    5. 902 [8:17]
    6. All My Energies [7:51]
    7. The Nerve [11:37]
    8. Fan Hell [8:02]

  • CD 3 [74:21]:
    1. What the House Stood For [7:37]
    2. A Witch Going Down on Me [7:31]
    3. Fully-Tested Investments [6:57]
    4. Song of No Self [8:05]
    5. 2 Boys [5:52]
    6. Pink Rock [6:13]
    7. Spring South [9:44]
    8. Forever I Replace My Face [8:28]
    9. Night Fall [2:55]
    10. Wednesday is Prime Rib Night [10:59]
  • TVHG069: Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book One: To)



    the 56th Vernon Howl album
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    F R E E D O W N L O A D S
    BANDCAMP
    MEDIAFIRE
    SOUNDCLOUD


    ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

    Released: 1.1.14 on TVHG, Inc.
    All songs written by Vernon Howl


    Notes: The next two records in the discog are companion pieces. For a spell, back when I worked for the man, each weekday, I recorded songs while driving my car to and from work. My commute at was only ~7-9min long at the time. I played various instrument apps on my iPhone 4 while recording the commute on a dashboard cam, which was just my old iPod Nano 5g taped to the inside of the windshield. I sometimes sang and I sometimes fucked with the recording in post-production editing. The results? Two 3+-hour, 26-song albums (and 52 road documentaries / music videos!): Book One: To (this album) showcasing the morning ride, and Book Two: From showcasing the afternoon commute home. I have to say, I'm pleased with how Flagger Ahead turned out; it's probably a shining beacon in this current experimental period I'm going through. Buy it now for only $15 (*3CDR set) and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

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    26 Tracks -
  • CD 1 [75:59]:
    1. Hot Nazis [8:02]
    2. Go Ask Joe [10:38]
    3. Poor Boy in St. Louis (So Braindead) [7:42]
    4. The Dead Racoon Lives On [12:13]
    5. Scrawny Legs [6:31]
    6. Fourteen Dollars [7:21]
    7. Horizon Eyes [7:21]
    8. Disappointing Response [8:16]
    9. Loose Change Boulevard [7:55]

  • CD 2 [57:21]:
    1. Taciturn Bibles [7:52]
    2. Conjecture is a Mess [7:25]
    3. On Time by Design [6:35]
    4. Etchu [7:23]
    5. Handicapped Joe [8:26]
    6. In Absentia [6:01]
    7. I'm Through (Not Zen) [08:05]
    8. Why Not Today [5:33]

  • CD 3 [55:57]:
    1. Fencing Academy [6:41]
    2. Work the Limbs [7:03]
    3. Took a Dog [6:00]
    4. I Can Choose [6:13]
    5. Practise Whistling [6:18]
    6. Rummage [5:46]
    7. Sorfe [5:07]
    8. Hyperhallucinogenic [5:44]
    9. Pumpkin Latte [7:05]
  • TVHG068: 5,000 Anthems


    the 55th Vernon Howl album
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    F R E E D O W N L O A D S
    BANDCAMP
    MEDIAFIRE
    SOUNDCLOUD


    ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

    Released: 11.24.13 on TVHG, Inc.
    All songs written by Vernon Howl


    Notes: There are not 5,000 anthems on this record. There are 53, and maybe "anthem" is the wrong word. A sister record and brother-in-failure to TVHG065, I wrote a lot in the liner notes about these two wayward projects over there, and–forgive me–I don't really feel like getting into it so deeply again. The only thing I'll add is, if TVHG065 was a study in longform drone, TVHG068 is a study in hellish repetition (30 hours+, y'all). God bless. (Oh, and I do hope to one day begin a 3rd running-related multimedia project, but we shall see; it's too bad the blog associated with this record [www.5000mil.es] has been deleted.) Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

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    53 Tracks - 30:50:33
    1. Superclone [52:32]
    2. Bashkortostan [40:11]
    3. The Clippers Huddle [51:04]
    4. Hummingbird [30:59]
    5. Weld Hamlin [37:36]
    6. Patagonia [57:36]
    7. Toftir [36:20]
    8. Shanghai Agricultural Tourism Network [45:37]
    9. Riley [40:34]
    10. Alger [39:33]
    11. Shark Week [25:00]
    12. Affectionate Cat [23:18]
    13. Water Mill at Skansen [28:16]
    14. Busted! [23:20]
    15. Under the Stone Sky [25:52]
    16. Lufthansa Airbus [44:24]
    17. Bucktown [26:32]
    18. Dub [46:23]
    19. Door to Door by Air [31:28]
    20. Between 2 Curves [43:08]
    21. Cobertura Castanheiras [31:47]
    22. Portrait 14 [51:44]
    23. Toyota Corona [12:32]
    24. Opony [45:08]
    25. Group of Dead Thread (Sail Filefish) [38:55]
    26. Michael Jackson Gothic [31:40]
    27. Jardin, Antioquia [21:20]
    28. Old Train Station in Brazil [56:00]
    29. Event ID = 71346551 [47:04]
    30. Sandwich, Massachusetts [50:54]
    31. Soph 38 [44:40]
    32. Under the Bamboo [29:00]
    33. Montceau [52:33]
    34. X'ian Water Calligraphy [33:04]
    35. Bœuf Musqué [1:04]
    36. Fantastic Agility Dog [47:52]
    37. Bilson Rollers [30:56]
    38. Swinger (Elmhurst, IL) [37:04]
    39. Miracle Moist [21:32]
    40. Madre Celeste [8:40]
    41. La Quinta [18:52]
    42. 2 Years Ago [32:32]
    43. 27 Free Children [32:56]
    44. Hydro-Mechanical Transmission [34:48]
    45. Rugigote [26:51]
    46. Remarkable Bee Metamorphosis [46:16]
    47. Fields While Running [28:56]
    48. Rose-Ringed with Plum-Headed [16:32]
    49. Romonya (15.3 Million) [11:12]
    50. Zaitz Ducu [24:24]
    51. Meteorite Myth Straight Grandson [33:44]
    52. Boy Did They Have Fun [57:36]
    53. Kemerovskaya Oblast [42:40]