ART SUB-DIRECTORY: Mail Art | Prints | Fake Album Art | Photography | Painting / Collage | Drawings / Comics | Sculpture | Art Books | Video Art | Conceptual Art | Digital Art | Performance Art |Custom Art | "As I always say, art is what you make of it." -Vernon HowlMail Art
Very simple: One dollar ($1) + the current price of a stamp = mail art. "What? A dollar!" That's right. And if you can find another artist on the internet offering custom handmade art delivered right to your doorstep, we'll not only match their offer--we'll cut the price in 1/2. Don't delay, order today. MAIL ART! WATCH THE VIDEO!!
PRINT DIRECTORY (in alphabetical order):
Abraham Lincoln & Cheese
Awkward Conversations with the Lord, No.348
'Beth' giving Carrot Top head
Billy Joel photo I bought on eBay
Charlie Sheen's Friends
gator with a rabbit butt demolishes the idea of time
Gene Siskel (1946-1999) [Remix]
Girl with a Crucifix Syringe
LBTTP
Life is a Highway
Shameless Self-Dalmation
Travis
   | This fun serial project from Vernon Howl is now available in a full-on capitalist elitist FOR SALE version! If your fave fake album brought you here and you have $14.55 you would like to spend, just click the PURCHASE button below and enter what number Fake Album you would like to receive. But that's not all! If you order now, or at literally any other time, you will receive alongside your framed 8.5" x 11" print (actual print is jewel-case-sized and matted) a personalized mix CDR featuring 75-79 minutes of original The Vernon Howl Group music. What are you waiting for, ya fuck? As always, shipping and handling is free. |
   | Do you like 4" x 6" photos? I bet you do. Vernon Howl is a very active amateur photog and he wants to sell you his shitty pictures he takes with his iPhone 4 and/or shitty digital camera. Simply go to this Flickr Set (you must be signed in), find some picture(s) you like, then return to this page and click the lil ADD TO CART button below and reference the photo # and name in your order. What exactly does $6.66 get you? It gets you the high quality glossy print of your choice, framed in some kind of cheap dollar store frame of which the back will be signed by Vernon Howl, AND a super secret prize! (Possibly a poem or a rubberband or feather, etc.) As always, shipping and handling is free. |
ART BOOKS DIRECTORY (in alphabetical order):
Darwin Vigorously Fills My Wipeout
Darwin Vigorously Fills My Wipeout. ~2007-2012. X-page Staples notepad filled with original drawings and text. One of a kind, free shipping on order. Check out the contents in reverse order here
$350
VIDEO ART
This is a list of all the short works of Vernon Howl video art (experimental or otherwise) available on YouTube. To buy a DVD of some or all of these pieces, or to purchase their commercial and/or full-length movie adaptation rights, or to commission new video work for a specific personal or commercial purpose (eg, a pet's birthday, your upcoming corporate retreat, etc.), please use this contact page to receive a quote. (You may also want to check out the store's movie section for officially licensed, high-quality DVDs on a variety of subjects.)
"Adam Schefter's Weird Animated Gif Twitter Avatar"
"Bath Time"
"Bob Melvin Speaks (California Blog Jerk)"
"The Boy's House is Hit by Lightning"
"CLOUDS"
"Counting"
"Dinoio"
"E-Jipt"
"Feeling BLUE (George Michael's "Faith" at 65% speed)"
"How You Make Me Feel (Waves)"
"Internet Dreams"
"January 6th and 28th"
"Kim Jones' Pink Polo Player Sweatshirt"
"Klumgurt"
"Marmalade"
"me: LOVE"
"Morbid Obesity"
"Mr. Elk Face Has a Roommate"
"Mustache-C"
"New Chant"
"Real Laughter"
"Sbocajj"
"Slave Party"
"Stephen A. Smith Fuck You Finger Bird Skip Pizza"
"Stretched-Out Beefy Network Experience (No Outlet)"
"Taylor Swift's Vlog 'Meow.' at 37% speed with heavy reverb"
"Untitled (Fuck Dougie Shorp Clip)"
"Watching a Neil Diamond video tweet that his wife/gf accidentally posted upside down while he was driving a convertible on his birthday as I am also filming it with my iPone 4 in my bathroom with the shower going and WPRB 103.3FM playing on the radio in the background so I can later position said video of the video tweet over a jpeg of a broken tv washed up on a beach in Final Cut Pro, and that is the thing you are looking at now (cameos by Blake Butler's novel 'There is No Year' and Coke Zero can): People do weird things all the time"
"Waterweight"
"What is the internet?"
"wormy bug / animal hiding"
"youtube play™"
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