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As of November 2013, there are 7,840 songs in the catalog ( denotes B-Side).

10 Holes … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
10 Years On … from the album 9/11: The Album
1,000 + 1 (4.14.10)
1,000 Eagles … from the ep Brosita
1000ML (Liquid Insane) … from the ep This Missive Unrelated
10,000 Ways … from the ep Experts
10:15 PM (Tweet #9)
12th Song (2.10.09)
-12 … from the ep Panda Meat
13% Full … from the ep Lepa Dupham
1:34 (3.8.09)
13.92-99 (Talk to Dr. Glue)
1432 (Ode to Pittsburgh)
14th Song (8.22.08)
15 Degrees and Sunny (8.9.08)
16+2 (Wine Party)
17 Minutes Late
17K (Ride Away)
17th Floor (7.5.10)
18-20 (Exchange Life) … from the ep Most Men Buy Nothing
1977 Style
2 Girls Married (11.9.09)
2 in Winter (Every Mile) … from the ep We Do Not Experience It
2 Minute Pop Song
2 More Stops … from the ep Spambot of Love
2 Nights Time (12.13.09)
2 Tacos Elope … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
2 X 3 (Tweet #195)
2 Your Pain (Oblivious, I Am)
20 Minutes of Comatose Enlightenment
2010-Man (1.25.10)
2011-2017
253 (5.24.10)
27 Means Death … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
27 Years (Tweet #53)
3 Arms Revolution (6.4.08)
3 Day of Spring Training (Tweet #3)
3 Ring-Tailed Lemurs (3.10.10)
3 Things That Happened in a Bathroom Stall … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
3 Yards (12.30.08)
30 Down (8.13.08)
30th or 31st (4.27.08)
300 and Some Odd Memories (7.14.08)
300 BMWs … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
300 Million Facefucks
38 … from the ep Total Control
40 Tiny Poems (8.26.08)
40lb. Rhino-ass … from the album Grundle Goo (also appears Decaf Spoon: A Collection)
420 Style (4.20.08)
44 Trombones … from the ep Nine
45 Reasons
50% … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
52 Cabo (Tweet #29)
57 Unfinished Albums (Rust in the Bloodstream)
6 (10.22.08)
6/16/12 1:57 PM
66 Bliss (6.6.08)
7 Dentists in Love … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
70 Dead Siamese Cats (12.7.08)
70-85 Pins (Jean Jacket) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
7:30AM … from the ep A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
8 Hours Ago (2.12.10)
887,000 People … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
9 States (Chester, Arrest Her)
9 Times … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
99.9% (10.19.08)


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A 10th More Lively
A Barefooted Love (1.26.08)
A Bastard Not Quite (10.28.09)
A Big Black Warlock Named Jimmy Johnson … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
A Blender on Its Side
A Bright and Shiny Cure … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
A Brimming Mind … from the ep One Blasphemy
A Bureaucrat Scorned … from the ep What No Words Can Utter
A Busker I Would Be (6.10.09)
A Censor … from the ep Experts
A Cheaper Pop of Gut Rot (8.13.07)
A Cloaked Confirmation … from the ep Assplay Sojourn 2
A Closet Solipsistic Gone Commando (12.18.09)
A Constant State of Catch-Up (7.7.09)
A Couple of Hungry Dinosaurs
A Curious Confusion … from the ep Unpopular Masterpiece: Complete Harmony of Thought and Word and Deed
A Decision
A Deluge of Fallen Buttsex Now … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
A Different State of Bliss … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
A Distance Screaming … from the ep Wink or Whim
A Dove in the Lion’s Mouth … from the album Likes
A Field Where They Burn Things (11.24.09)
A Finite Number of Heartbeats … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
A Fixed Belief that Certain Kinds of Phenomena are Impossible … from the ep Success is Relative
A Flesh Wound for Free Tickets to Purgatory Morn (4.18.10)
A Gift You Give Yourself … from the ep Don't Worry About Your Equipment
A Golden Haze (Romance) … from the ep The Dust of Everyday Life
A Handwriting I Wish Was the Font for the Logo of My Band … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
A Happier World … from the ep The Real Enemy
A Happy Man
A Heavy Bit of Info (10.29.08)
A Hole in Your Hockey Heart … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
A Horrible Case of Amnesia
A Jaded Raid (3.7.08)
A Job That's Never Started … from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
A Large Ritual Object Burning in the Supermarket
A Liberal (A Man) … from the ep His Own Side in a Quarrel
A Life of Pleasure (Strong Minds Frivolous) … from the ep No Crime
A Little Madness in the Spring … from the ep A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
A Little Piece of Me is Always Dying … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
A Little Pixelation Never Hurt (5.1.10)
A Lone Striker
A Long Depotism Tempered by Epigrams … from the ep France
A Loser On the Brink (12.29.07)
A Park Bench in Heaven
A Picture of the Scribbled-On Dry Erase Board (11.3.08)
A Pebble Without … from the ep Adolescence and Obsolescence
A Postcard from Mercury … from the album Likes
A Mall Owned by the Mob (10.21.08)
A Man Named Steve
A Man Ought to Work … from the ep France
A Man to the Bitter End … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
A Man Who Makes Puns … from the ep Lay Hold on Heaven
A Mick Sea Drowning (8.7.08)
A Millionth of One Percent about Anything … from the ep Freedom from Fear
A Mind Stretched by a New Idea … from the ep Attention of the World
A Minor Bird
A Newborn Baby's Eyes … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
A Nudist in the Prime of My Life
A Postmodern Sculpture of Jim Rice (12.12.07)
A Profoundly Sick Society … from the ep Sick Society
A Pseudo Tsunami Version of a Six Foot Wave … from the album Likes
A Realistic Decision … from the ep Something Bad
A Scab Named Petunia Regret (8.2.08)
A Scrum, A Scrape, Another Day
A Sentimental People … from the ep Kill Something
A Serious Step Lightly Taken
A Single Rose 4 My Baby
A Stinkbug Feeding at the Eyelash Farm
A Thief and a Woman Mailman
A Thin Orange Glow (11.29.07)
A Time to Talk
A Ton of Tongues … from the ep Rust Belt Tetanus Paw-Paw: Meditations on Punishment
A Touch of the Sniffles (12.8.07)
A Walrus Made Me Cry (But I'm Fine)
A Weak Mind and a Ton of Tongues … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
A Widow I Wanted … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
A Writer (2.26.09)
A Yahoo! Email Account (Lost in Space)
Aardvark's Art Show
Abe Lincoln … from the album Grundle Goo (also appears on Lost Dog and Decaf Spoon: A Collection)
Abortions … from the album Lost Dog
About a Tree
About Getting Punched (9.12.07)
About Shit (Origami Robots) … from the album Hide the Courage
About the Birds … from the ep The Wave of the World is Wrong
Absolutely No Good … from the ep To Make an Enemy
Absolutely Nothing … from the album Alone and Spineless
Accordion Keyboard Sound … from the ep Surprise Party! Overcast in Party Land
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Ace Frehley Will Never Know
Ace is Fond of the Hardwood Floor … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Acid in Utopia … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Acid Wind (Song for Rik Ocasek) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Across the Grove
Actor of Fault … from the ep Things That We Would Throw Away
Actually Excellent (12.21.07)
Adam, Axel and Blaze
Adam's Penis
Adani
Adequate Evidence (Faith) … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Adirondack Seltzer Love Letter (9.8.08)
Admit the Air … from the ep The Dumber People
Adorable Like a Door with a Window
Advanced Breed of Monkeys … from the ep Things That We Would Throw Away
Advertisements … from the ep Whatever You Are from Nature
Advertising … from the ep What He Becomes
Affirmations … from the ep All the Things
After the Fire (10.31.07)
Ain't Passin' Me By … from the ep Backwards Nomo
Ain't That Love … from the ep Nuke Toddlers
Air Pilot Beauty Sleep and a KKK Booty Creep (9.14.08)
Alberto Gonzalez
Alcoholic Head Football Coach … from the ep Alcoholic Head Football Coach
Alec Thomas Blanchard, 18 (2:03PM)
Alex Rodriguez
Alexis Placebo
Alfredo Aceves
Alien Ocean (7.6.08)
Alienation of the Alien Nation
Alimony … from the ep The Devil
Alina S. Johnson, 41 (11:28AM)
All Alone in Leisure (4.1.10)
All Junkie On the Time Travel Scene (2.4.09)
All Laws are Lawless … from the ep Attention of the World
All My Boogers Look Like Prehistoric Fish … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
All My Friends Are Bears … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
All the Places We Wanted to Go (6.24.10)
All the World's a Stage … from the ep Hot Metal High
All-Black Bees (3.3.10)
Alleyway Kiss (1.9.09
Alligator Boogie … from the ep Melodies & Joy
Allison (At a Funeral) … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Allison’s Bay (11.19.07)
Almost a Welcome Thing … from the album Likes 2
Almost Sick … from the ep Nine
Alone = Different … from the ep Fences
Alone in a Moment
Alone Lately
Also Anal Sex With (2.16.09)
Also Lovely
Altar of Fur … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Alterna Cobra Directions (10.21.09)
Alternate Joy (8.17.09)
Altoona, PA
Altruistic Alley Cats (7.1.08)
Always Aim … from the ep Unpopular Masterpiece: Complete Harmony of Thought and Word and Deed
Amateur Hour of Desire
Ambiguous Mammal
Ambition Mellow (Wanting to be Senile) … from the ep All the Events of Your Life
America* … from the album Slippin' Away
America: Moist (7.3.10)
American Bald Eagle … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
American Lies … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
American Maze
American Times (10.29.09)
An Ally He is Not Likely to Find … from the ep Nine
An Erstwhile Gathering Staggers Thru Nightmares … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
An Even Greater Degree Than the Sea … from the ep Aviation
An Idealist, Cynic and Realist … from the ep Outright Dislike
An Inland Crime (11.6.08)
An Insect's Death
An Ocean Made of Chocolate Gifts
An Octopus Drag Queen (11.10.08)
An Ugly Thing … from the ep No Crime
An Unbelievable Feat (8.25.08)
An Undeniably Good Book … from the ep Wise
An Unfolding We Can't Design or Ordain … from the ep Something Bad
An Unhealthy Batch of Boys … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Anarchist Atheist Waif Girl … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Anarchy (It's Not the Law, It's Just a Good Idea) … from the ep The Policy of Being Too Cautious
Ancient Birds … from the album Alone and Spineless
Ancient City
Ancient Poets (1.13.10)
Ancient Practitioner (2.1.09)
And Away She Goes … from the album Likes 2
And I Fell (2.11.10)
And I Went Down (8.24.07)
And I'm Crazy
And Nothing Comes, Part I (4.24.10)
And Nothing Comes, Part II (4.25.10)
Andover … from the ep Pizza Boat is Sinking
Andruw at the BBQ (Tweet #64)
Andy Pettitte
Angel in the Atmosphere … from the album Likes
Anger Makes Dull Men Witty … from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
Anger So Clouds the Mind … from the ep One Blasphemy
Annabella San Marie … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Anna’s Banjo, Parts I & II
Anna’s Banjo, Part III
Annoy … from the ep Age
Another Century Mark (10.26.09)
Another Day in Arizona (Tweet #75)
Another Dead Baby in a Trash Can (Ballyhoo to You) … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Another Postcard … from the album Likes
Another Unexplainable Thing (9.25.09)
Another Way 2 Know (7.14.10)
Anterope
Anthony Lazell Clark, 32 (9:44PM)
Anthony R. Jones, 34 (11:10AM)
Anvil
Anxious … from the ep Ornament of a House
Any Colour You Like
Anything But Himself … from the ep God
Anyway
Antlers for a Personal War (3.6.10)
Anyway You Want Me To (2.6.10)
Apathy on Crack … from the ep Alcoholic Head Football Coach
Apparently Conceived Meek … from the album Hide the Courage
Appendage Even it Drastic … from the ep LEAD
Apple Rind Song (10.9.09)
Applesauce on the Rocks (With a Side of Applesauce) … from the ep Panda Meat
Applied Sciences … from the ep Kill Something
Apologies for the Air … from the ep Winning Man
Apologies Now (10.11.09)
April Brunick, 23 (9:47PM)
April Day (Human Consciousness Arose) … from the ep Whatever You Are from Nature
Arctic Agent (Cold Tacos)
Are There Demons? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Ariel Impressions
Arizona Bike (Tweet #77)
Arizona Traffic (Tweet #85)
Arlington Brimstone and the Ocean Made of Floor
Armless Man … from the ep This Missive Unrelated
Armless Man, Part II … from the ep Symbolik Chortling
Arms are Instruments … from the ep I Hate Music
Army Called Love
Army Sex from the deluxe single "Cool"
Arnold
Arranging Squirrel Marriages (8.15.08)
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Art is Hard
Art of Having Opinions … from the ep Any Clod
Art Project Proposal #812: Burning Lotto Tickets … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Artifact (5.10.08)
As a Friend … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
As the Last Bee Stung Me (1.11.09)
As You Are … from the ep What He Becomes
Ashes Covering Kids (10.5.08)
Asinine Nightmare Not Neutral No More
Ass Booty Remix 2002
Assemble a Toy
Assessment (9.6.07)
Assessment of a Lost-Friend Haunting (5.15.09)
Asshole (Marilyn) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Astronaut … from the album Likes 2
Astuteness … from the ep We Are Loved
At Home in the Bosom of My Family … from the ep A Strange Complaint
At Least I'm Not OK
At Least Not That (4.7.10)
At the Abortion Clinic … from the album Grundle Goo (also appears on Lost Dog)
At the Scenic Overlook … from the album Grundle Goo
At the Show (7.18.09)
Atlanta Boby Cox Land (Tweet #146)
Atlantic City (9.5.07)
Attack
Attention is Poor (5.27.09)
Au Gratin Chakra … from the ep Pizza Boat is Sinking
Au Gratin Forgettin (4.1.09)
Audio Lifewave (Sample 1)
Audio Lifewave (Sample 2)
Aunt
Autotron … from the ep The Island Library
AUX-R '73
(AVERAGE)
Average Air (5.11.10)
Avery Acres
Avoid … from the ep Born Exactly the Same
Avoid Me … from the ep Particularly Flooding Floors
Awake Somewhere
Awesome Game (Tweet #130)
axiom
-ay … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy


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B Positive (Tweet #181)
Baby
Baby Atlas (3.5.08)
Baby Carriage or Judge's Chamber … from the ep Against the Oppressor
Baby Go (1.23.09)
Baby Goes Boom … from the ep Taco-Fox Betrayal Unit, Saturn 2019
Baby in a Cage
Baby Isolation (5.8.08)
Baby Optimism (2.18.08)
Baby Sloth's Pet Moth
Baby Transformation Machine (12.16.09)
Babydoll (With Your Pants On)
Bach's "St. Matthew's Passion" on a Ukulele … from the ep Punishment
Back in Chicago (Tweet #162)
Back in Chitown (Tweet #151)
Back in Siberia (9.23.08)
Back to Telemundo (Tweet #201)
Back to You … from the ep Fickle Fritz
Backwards Ass Sensation … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Bad Affair … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Bad Ass Glasses! (Tweet #52)
Bad Economy (9.3.09)
Bad Golf (Tweet #4)
Bad Hair Day Bear
Bad Law … from the ep A Strange Complaint
Bad Tasting Penis
Bad Uncle … from the album Likes
Bad Wildbad (4.25.08)
Baddest 2 the Bone (9.12.08)
Bail
Bake You Cookies (10.3.07)
Balanced On Your Forehead … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Ballad of Billy McBormie … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Ballad of Lovefucker
Bandied About in My Own Mouth
Banjo-Playing Robot (1.2.10)
Bankrupt Culture … from the ep Panda Meat
Barbie Josephine Mullen, 32 (1:07PM)
Bargain 4 (2048) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Bargain Basement Meltdown (5.22.08)
Barracuda Cow (1.21.09)
Baseless Existence (The Great Grape Bear) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Basket of Pope (1.8.09)
Basketball Players in Small Helicopters
Basketball Vacation … from the ep Who Am I to Say?
Bathroom Walls (9.1.07)
Baton of Forks
Batteries … from the ep Unpopular Masterpiece: Complete Harmony of Thought and Word and Deed
Be Honest, Beyonce … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Be My Muse?
Be on Your B-Roll
Be So Nice (Tweet #219)
Be Sober, Be Vigilant … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Be Yourself (Be Me)
Beachwood Stevens, Part I
Beachwood Stevens, Part II
Bear Place Under the Staircase
Beat Happening (Spider Bite)
Beat Trains … from the ep Sengupta
Beaten Overhang (4.16.09)
Beauty in Things … from the ep Without Folly
Beauty Is … from the ep Requested Fake
Beaver in a Japanese Sea … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Became Slaves … from the ep Adolescence and Obsolescence
Because the Cubs (Tweet #65)
Because You Really
Bed and Bath (Tweet #20)
Bed at Seven
Bed Lice
Before #1 (6.23.10)
Before Beginning to Plow (Bargain) … from the ep Positive Fools
Before I Was Blind
Being Boring (God Kills) … from the ep Punishment
Behind Every Good Fortune … from the ep Success is Relative
Behind Glass and Shrinking (1.30.10)
Behooves … from the ep Hug
Beleaguered Butthole … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Bell … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
Belt … from the ep The Tiniest War
Ben Buddy (Tweet #175)
Ben Franklin Scammed the Birds (3.17.09)
Benchmark Maxout (10.1.07)
Benefit (4.5.08)
Bequeath Me Bliss (7.3.08)
Best Baseball Man Ever (Tweet #147)
Best Friends on the Internet (We Can Skype)
Best Recipe for Happiness … from the ep Exact Value to Your Listener
Best Stadium (Tweet #241)
Bertha's Taxidermy … from the ep Taco-Fox Betrayal Unit, Saturn 2019
Berwin, Illinois (Tweet #210)
Beth's Hard Drive (9.18.08)
Better Get
Better Than God
Better Than the Norm
Better Than Yourself … from the ep Impotence
Betty Let My Worms Out
Between Mantle and a Love Funeral
B-Fly
Biased Elijah (11.12.08)
Bible Belt Silence Know
Bicycles for Afghanistan (8.18.07)
Big Nuts Man (Tweet #225)
Big White Room (TV Show) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Billie Jean King
Bills to Pay
Billy Crystal Movies … from the ep The Red-Faced People of the New Age Bar
Billy Ruso (Tweet #111)
Billy Traber
Billy Was a Jazz Man … from the ep I Am a Furcoat
Bind the Bar Soap (Metaphor for Forever) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Biography of a Tongue … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Bird … from the album 9/11: The Album
Bird Suit of Your Heart
Bird Up in a Tree … from the ep Black Spaghetti
Birthday Suicide (5.6.10)
Bitches in My Life (Nine Diamonds)
Bitchy Broad
Bite, Chew, Plan, Do … from the ep Punishment
Bite People Themselves (Dog Keepers) … from the ep We Are Loved
Bite Your Tongue … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Black Ass (7.19.08)
Black Ass Rainbow of the Elite (4.24.09)
Black Bear Cub
Black Bloggers
Black Polar Bear
Black Religion
Black Swans … from the album Likes 2
Black Vixen (In the Night)
Blackface Baby Rearing … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Blackground (11.5.09)
Blackhawk Jinx (Tweet #131)
Blackouts and My Horizon’s Failure (5.25.08)
Blame Them (Tweet #244)
Blank Pages (12.25.09)
Blanket Fort Collapse
Blanket Too Short … from the ep Kill Something
Bless My Feet … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Blind Date with the Cyberterrorist (10.16.09)
Blindfold in a Pitch Black Room (10.11.07)
Blinding Idle Sight … from the album Likes 2
Blinking Sound (10.3.09)
Blood Lynx
Blowhole … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
(BLUE)
Blue Bunny
Blue Chevy (Tweet #128)
Blue Scorn … from the album Likes 2
Blue Shit (11.21.07)
Blue Whale’s Brother … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Blue Whale’s Sister (12.27.07)
Blue Sky Bloated Heart … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Blueberries
Bluebird Belly Up Blues … from the album Likes 2
Blue-Eyed Scoundrel … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Bluetooth (9.14.07)
Boat About (3.26.10)
Bob Space and His 9 Millionaire Accomplices (2.22.09)
Bobby … from the ep This Missive Unrelated
Bobby Abreu
Bobby Fischer’s Dead (1.18.07)
Bob’s Head
Boby Cox (Tweet #138)
Bodies and Words … from the ep The Appellation
Body is an Instrument … from the ep Use of Imagination
Boiled Peanuts of Your Heart (7.24.09)
Boiling Puppies in a Folk Guitar
Bondage … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Booger Room Yo … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Book That Don't Exist … from the ep Deserved of It
Books on Tape … from the ep Human
Boom! Boom! Vacuum Your Room!! … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Boom Ditty What
Boots' Fault … from the ep All the Events of Your Life
Boots-Shaking Juice Tooter … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Boris the Whore from Next Door
Born in Hatred … from the ep Born in Hatred
Bosom of Fools … from the ep Anger Dwells
Boston Apple Obama … from the ep Nuke Toddlers
Both Hands … from the ep Purgation of Emotions
Both Sides of the Same Side … from the ep Fleeting Human Passions
Bottle 3 (5.20.09)
Bottled Emotion (I Understand You) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Bottlenose Dolphin Pod Stuck in the Riverway Blues (8.18.08)
Bottomless Pit … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Bottom Boy
Bow Down, Angelina (3.5.09)
Bowling Balls and Baby Tigers (9.30.07)
Bowls of Disillusionment and Cereal On Top (6.6.09)
Boy Band Song
Boyd (12.18.07)
Boyd, Part II (3.27.08)
Brain Train … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Brand New Cage (7.27.08)
Brand New Socks … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Brave Heart Heat (2.18.10)
Brave Hearts … from the ep The Policy of Being Too Cautious
Brave Men Tame (6.3.09)
Brave Snake of Your Heart (2.23.07)
Break Golf (Tweet #113)
Breakneck Speed and Loving Me
Breathe
Breathe (Let Go) … from the ep Run Itself to Death
Brett Gardner
Brian Bruney
Brian Patrick Porter, 49 (1:10AM)
Brian Scott Liane, 40 (6:56PM)
Bride of Loneliness (8.26.07)
Bring the Fun (Tweet #242)
Brittany Bergstrom, 23 (10:46PM)
Broke Brother … from the ep Born Exactly the Same
Broken and Forgotten (10.12.09)
Broken Dog Toys (1.17.10)
Broken Hard Hat Blues (12.16.08)
Broken Heart
Broken Salsa … from the album 9/11: The Album
Broom-Hilda (1.9.10)
Brothers … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Brown Clown Frowned
Brown Soul Brown … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Bruno
Brush Against Goodness … from the ep Sick Society
Brushfire and the Rain (8.15.09)
Brutal with a Bright Blue Shirt On (10.6.08)
BBubble Bath and Crimes
Bubble Letter Exclamation Marks … from the ep A Real "Must"
Bubble Some Air … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Bubble Up
Building Arks (The Noah Rule) … from the ep God Gave Us Memories
Bull Fight (Tweet #223)
Bunnies Die
Burgundy Shoes and Dreams of the Sea (12.31.08)
Burgled Margin (2.6.09)
Burn Victim Humor (11.3.07)
Burning Bush (8.15.07)
Burning the Tired
Burning Up Again
Bury You Until You're Dead … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Busted Blue … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Busy Comb Bay
Busy Sharks and the Semi-Thrill (3.20.09)
But I'm a Liar (11.25.09)
But Loved (Tweet #120)
But Still
Butterfly Which (Happiness) … from the ep In Wildness
Butt-Licking Bandits of Tortuous Spandex … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
BWABB … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
By a Myth (8.2.09)
By Nature Equal … from the ep The Dust of Everyday Life
Bya Guntasay (5.28.10)


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C-3PO Bee Sting … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Cable TV … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Cabo 52 (Tweet #89)
Cackling Math (7.13.09)
Cake of Skull Shavings (5.19.09)
Calculating Machine or Linguistic Construct? (Grim Reaper in an Orange Poncho)
Caleb Benner-Newton, 33 (1:05PM)
California (This Crummy Town Lament) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Call Me a Duckling, I'll Kill You a Squid (5.18.10)
Camaraderie Nose Job … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Camel Lights
Camp Vampire (7.28.09)
Can I Kill the Mutation?
Can You Feel It? … from the album Likes 2
Cancer of the Heart [also appears on January and June]
Candle Store
Candy Cane Eyes
Canis Major
Canned Meat Rhumba … from the ep Elivindarye
Can't Find 13 Angels (9.21.08)
Can't Hold It (10.4.08)
Can't Ignore the Machines … from the ep Full Circle
Can't Put That to a Song (11.11.09)
Can’t Stand You Now (7.12.08)
Can't Stand Your Brand … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Can't Stop Feeling So Awesome
Can't Swim
Can't Talk Like I'm Not Writing a Book … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Canteen Mantra Meltdown
Capacity to Suffer … from the ep Double Victory
Captain Battery … from the ep Steve the Horse & The Lemon Machine
Captive Underage Hooker
Car Lord (Tweet #86)
Caricature (In Love with Your Life Again)
Carl M. Brown, 60 (5:17PM)
Carl Pavano
Carlos Sanchez-Vazquez, 18 (6:12PM)
Carnival Weirdo Show '92 (1.16.09)
Carve a Pumpkin … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Casio Cold Kicked (3.28.09)
Cat Extinction
Catch People Doing Good … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
Cats and Dogs … from the ep One Language
Ceiling Fan
Celebrity Seaside Seasick Highway … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Ceridian the Outlaw (3.11.09)
Certifiable Idiots … from the ep Exact Value to Your Listener
Certificate (2.28.09)
Chad Moeller
Chad Moeller Consciously Surrounds Me
Champagne Dancers
Championship Cheese … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Chandelier Mask (1.7.08)
Change My Brain in Every Way (11.20.08)
Change the Things That Engage Us … from the ep Born Exactly the Same
Chanzingo (5.30.08)
Chaotic Life … from the ep Bad Hops
Character (1.8.08)
Charcoal-Burning Suicide (5.17.08)
Charity Will … from the ep Sixty
Charlotte People (Tweet #145)
Charm and Nothing … from the ep Ornament of a House
Charmless Modern Office Buildings (11.18.08)
Chatterbox Grimes Wave … from the ep Post-Singularity
Cheap Slaves (8.21.09)
Cheese Checkers … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Cheddar Cheese Jones … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Cheese Relaxer (10.11.08)
Cheese Song
Cheryl Rae Morris, 49 (12:39AM)
Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III (1.17.09)
Chevy Help Me (Tweet #92)
Chew the Jews … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Chewer of Pencils and Pens (11.8.08)
Chicago (10.23.09)
Chick Machine (3.9.08)
Chief Value from the Stamp … from the ep Propensitate of Prejudice
Chien-Ming Wang
Children in My Soup
China Fish
China Fish is Real (So I Kill It)
China White Man’s Guilt
Chinese Wig Situation … from the ep Brosita
Chipped Tooth of Your Heart (12.19.07)
Chips & Chunky Salsa
Chitown Go Green (Tweet #112)
Choose Your Own Adventure (11.28.07)
Chores of Wisdom (6.15.10)
Chris Britton (Part One)
Chris Britton (Part Two)
Chris Britton (Part Three)
Chris Britton (Part Four)
Chris Cornell … from the ep Post-Singularity
Chris Ley?
Chris Stewart
Christian Dogshit … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Christian Sisters with Matching Blisters
Christianity Neither … from the ep A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
Christmas Cactus, Baptist Shrapnel … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Christmas Eve Eve (12.23.07)
Christmas Song
Christmas Trees
Christopher Watson Scherling, 26 - (6:55PM)
Chug Chug Chuggin’ Along
Chum in Your Mouth
Chunk of Negligence
Church Riff
Cinematic Heart … from the ep Deserved of It
Cinquaila Marieismail Hamilton, 24 (Birthday) (4:07PM)
Circle the Square (My Neighbor is a Matador) … from the ep Particularly Flooding Floors
Circuit Breaker Bustin' Out … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Circumstantial Pants … from the ep Matadors
Circus Music Finds a Home in the Army
City Dreamin' … from the ep Hands Around Your Own Neck
Clarence Allen Fleharty, 42 (11:23AM)
Clear Sign … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
Clear Sign, Part II … from the ep God
Clever Etchings (2.13.10)
Clever Not (3.18.09)
Cliché Clique (What If They’re Right?)
Client 9
Climate Change
Clipping Zip Drive Nipples to the Purple Pill … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Clone Works and Moonbeans, Capitulating Prongs … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Close the Rape Door … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Closer … from the album 9/11: The Album
Closure on Monday is Business (6.14.10)
Clown Spawn (6.3.10)
Clumsy Janet (Janitor)
Cluttered … from the album Likes 2
Cobra Hat … from the ep Full Circle
Cocky Rockets … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Coconut Horse Hat
Code … from the album 9/11: The Album
Cody Ransom
Coffee Feels Good (4.9.09)
Coffin … from the album Likes
Cold Camera (10.1.09)
Cold Eyes, Part I
Cold Eyes, Part II
Cold Heart
Cold Mockery (10.2.09)
Cold Sonar of Your Heart
Colin Catch the Clampdown … from the ep A Real "Must"
Collection is Corrupt
Collective Gremlin Mustache … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
College Becomes a University … from the ep Life is Like a Dogsled Race
Colombian TV (Tweet #208)
Colonel Jones' Alibi of Broken Bones
Color Scale
Colored Dots Down Your Spine … from the ep Pizza Boat is Sinking
Combat with Ourselves (Virtue) … from the ep Requested Fake
Comcast Come True (Tweet #196)
Comcast People (Tweet #192)
Come Awn
Come Prep My Ancient Camel 4 Quest (11.18.09)
Come Up
Comedy Queen to Oscar Winner (Tweet #74)
Comet Complication
Comfort as Self-Acceptance … from the ep Never
Coming Right Up
Comma Noose … from the ep Waiting for the Wind
Commander (11.4.08)
Common Abnormal … from the ep The Heart Unwrinkled
Common Corpse
Common Law Wife (1.4.08)
Common Things in an Uncommon Way … from the ep Attention of the World
Commonality (11.13.09)
Competitive Business (3.19.09)
Complex and Simple Systems … from the ep Works
Computer Dating … from the ep The Policy of Being Too Cautious
Computer Lets Loose
Computer Tomfoolery … from the ep Born with a Nightmare
Comrades
Concept of Tuna … from the ep Animalsongs
Conception … from the album Slippin' Away
Concern for Yourself Outweighed … from the ep The Average Ape
Condensed (Godlessness)
Condiments Song
Condo Bob of Throb City … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Confession 99 (9.9.08)
Confront the Day Like a Fucking Cop (Proto Burst) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Conjure Creatures (2.20.08)
Conscious of Our Own Existence … from the ep Don't Worry About Your Equipment
Constant Movement Kills Depression (3.6.08)
Contorted Hatred (2.23.09)
Cooking Crazy Stew (11.1.07)
Cool … from the album Likes
Cool Dogs of Analog … from the ep Wink or Whim
Cool Glasses Guy
Cool Like Your Mama
Cope
Cordz … from the ep Select Trouser Songs, 2006-2009
Corkscrew Hattie … from the ep The Red-Faced People of the New Age Bar
Cornchester Polyester Zork Bomb (Switzerland's Fine) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Corona Polar Presidente (Tweet #87)
Corporate Jam Session (4.8.09)
Corruption Act (12.1.09)
Cosmic Glow
Cosmic Mountain Rain … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Cosmic Sweater (5.1.09)
Cougartown … from the ep Animalsongs
Counting to Ten
Counting on You … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Country Farm
Couscous With Youyou (6.19.09)
Coyotes in the Chute … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Craig’s Song
Cramped Bug Numbskulls
Cranford Breakdancers
Crap … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Crazy Girl Like Me
Crease in Your Cesspool … from the ep Orange Santa Suit
Creative Disaster (The Sheer Ease) … from the ep Any Clod
Creative Work … from the ep The Heart Unwrinkled
Creativity as Compulsion … from the ep Hamburger Technology
Creativity Trust … from the ep The Heart Unwrinkled
Creativity's Mole (1.13.09)
Creepily (7.3.09)
Creepy Weasels … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Creepy Weeks
Crime Pays … from the ep No Crime
Crime Pays, Part II … from the ep Alcoholic Head Football Coach
Crimes in the Name of Obedience … from the ep Daring to Risk
Crispy Anvil (9.23.07)
Critic … from the ep Never
Critical and Correct … from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
Crocodile Teeth … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Crooked Memories of a Blue Scarf (10.22.09)
Cross Section of Conformity … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Crosseyed Alibi I … from the album Likes 2
Crosseyed Alibi II … from the album Likes 2
Crosseyed Alibi III … from the album Likes 2
Crosseyed Killer of Dreams (3.29.08)
Cruel Pero Bella (Tweet #76)
Crumbling Tone of Your Heart (2.20.10)
Crying Dolphin … from the album Lost Dog (also appears on Decaf Spoon: A Collection)
Crystal A. Groves, 34 (11:28AM)
Crystal Crappy Jesus Watching TV … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Cube Guy(6.12.09)
Cue Card Kama Sutra
Cult of Animal Courage … from the ep Nine
Culture Bomb (10.25.09)
Cum Dumpster Coma Heart … from the ep Door
Cum-Stained Lullaby (6.23.08)
Cunt Fuck Shit (12.24.08)
Curious Songs (5.14.10)
Custommade Stress (2.17.09)
Cut It Out (With a Knife) … from the ep The Island Library
Cut the Lights
Cute Butt by the Moat and the Fail Cat Call (4.19.09)
Cute Taboot
Cutting Up the Cut-Off Fat (5.16.09)
Cyber Cyclops Dread
Cyberspace Nebular Network Feel (3.31.09)


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Daddy Leche, Don't Be No Milk Bro … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Daddy Paid Jesus … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Daddy’s Got a Place in the City … from the album Likes 2
Dakota
Damn Disgrace … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Damn False Label Deserved (10.6.07)
Dan Giese
Dancers … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Dancing Girl (We Will Hide Away)
Danger Making Waves … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Danger On Pine Street
Danger, Rebel Louse (6.24.09)
Dangled Sex and Kisses … from the album Likes
Danny Woodhead
Dare to Fail Greatly … from the ep Seize the Moment of Excited Curiosity
Dark Arnold
Dark Arts Fart Goblins
Dark Days … from the ep Matadors
Dark Surprise … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Darrell Rasner
Dashawn M. Hudson, 26 (1:34AM)
Dat Pi
Date with the Undead (6.21.08)
David Justice … from the ep Waiting for the Wind
David M. Martinez, 24 (1:50PM)
David Marson, 24 (4:36PM)
David Robertson
David Selle and His Guys (Tweet #150)
David Skillicorn, 22 (10:00PM)
David William Hutchinson, 39 (11:15PM)
Day Called
Day Quitter (8.3.09)
Days = Life … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
DC Cooke, the Asshole from Washington (9.1.08)
Dead About the Bones (9.9.09)
Dead Air
Dead Boys in the Sea (6.5.10)
Dead Cat … from the ep The Dumber People
Dead Old Pal (1.6.10)
Dead Person … from the ep Seize the Moment of Excited Curiosity
Deadlines (The Whooshing Sound) … from the ep Most Men Buy Nothing
Dear Nea! … from the ep Propensitate of Prejudice
Death Kitten … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Deathstrumental
Deathtrap Man Writes the Ultimate Party Anthem
Debbie Matenoupolos
Deborah Lynn Garrison, 43 (3:18PM)
Decrepit Skull
Dedicated Followers 2028 (3.17.08)
Deeper the Reflection, Closer to Death
Deepest Sea Blues
Deer Song
Default Go-To Guy … from the ep Spambot of Love
DEET (I’m Blind)
Defeat the Possibility … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Defeating the Disconnect … from the ep Post-Singularity
Defiant Milk Enthusiast (8.4.07)
Defiantly Was a Help (9.3.08)
Defiled Therewith … from the ep The National Rifle Association
Dejected Mexicans (5.21.10)
Delicate … from the ep Barnum Was Wrong
Delicate Noose of Lonely Dead Birds (1.29.08)
Delray Johnson Penney, 34 (2:24AM)
Demon Dancer (5.19.08)
Denise Doesn’t Love Me Anymore … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Denise in Denver … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Dennis Wayne Drury, 42 (3:59AM)
Dennison Eugene Reese, 25 (11:34PM)
Depresser 6606 (4.28.09)
Deputy Brimgut's Moonshine Wife Sets Me Straight
Derailed is the Train … from the album Likes 2
Derby Wife Dead
Derek Jeter
Descended … from the ep The Average Ape
Desecrate the Secretary State
Deserea Rose Lindsay, 27 (3:41PM)
Design
Desperate … from the album Alone and Spineless
Despite the Scraping (6.20.08)
Destitute Avenger
Destroy This … from the ep Hammer Thru
Desuichi
Detox
Detroit
Devastated & X-Rated … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Devastating Lifeforms (3.30.10)
Devastating Things … from the ep Run Itself to Death
Developer (12.4.09)
Devil Bless the Bed … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Devil On Christmas Day (12.25.07)
Devil's Not Dead
DH, My English Bulldog (Tweet #234)
Diamond Scruff
Diamonds Are Fine (5.18.08)
Dick Didn't Think the Dolls Were That Attractive (8.19.08)
Dick Didn't Think, Part II (9.13.08)
Dickless Dog Sex (3.12.10)
Dicknose in Gucci
Dickweed Watermelon Acid Trip … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Die 4 (Pray That Your Loneliness) … from the ep Hamburger Technology
Die in the Attempt … from the ep All the Things
Diesel Very Soon (Tweet #58)
Different Drummer … from the ep Positive Fools
Different Drummer, Part II … from the ep Sixty
Digest the Sound
Digital Artifacts (4.10.09)
Digital Birfday
Digital Royalty (Tweet #6)
Dildo Black Dildo (12.11.08)
Diluted Innocence … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Dingoes (6.8.08)
Dinner Ideas? (Tweet #26)
Dinofriend (10.8.08)
Dinopups
Dinosaur of Mediocre Light
Dinosaur Tears from Another Dimension
Dios Mio Ayundanos (Tweet #231)
Dip My Head in the Water … from the ep The Latest Black Keys Album
Dipstick Daddy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Dirtbag Straggles
Dirty Bird Catches the Dirtiest Worm … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Dirty Bomb Prom (11.9.08)
Dirty Boy … from the ep Hammer Thru
Disaster Ass
Disaster Opera Scenario (12.15.08)
Disco Till My Feet Fall Off … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Discovering Nostalgia in Lard (11.28.08)
Diseases at Our Minimum Rate (3.22.08)
Disgruntled Jewish Bandaid … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Disgust with Dirt … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
Dishonest, Unfun and Bland (12.30.09)
Disrespect the Shield … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Distillers of Reason (9.28.07)
Dive Bar Tomb (7.27.07)
Divert Your Squirt (12.29.09)
DJM in Denver … from the ep Backwards Nomo
Do I Look Like a Bastard to You? Of Course I Do
Do It Now … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
Do Jesus
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Wizards … from the ep Fences
Do You Have the Cosmic Fortitude? … from the ep Talentless Piece of Shit
Do You Like It? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Do You Think She Has Va Jay Jay Hair? (3.30.09)
Doctor Picklesby … from the album Likes 2
Dog Backwards
Dog Made of Glass
Dog Named Zeus (1.29.09)
Dog of Cow (6.22.09)
Dog Scent … from the ep Who Am I to Say?
Dogma Wishwash
Dogs Collide
Dollenmayer (3.29.08)
Dolphin with Wings … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Dogs of Winter
Don Imus … from the ep Symbolik Chortling
Don Jacoby’s Daughter … from the album Lost Dog
Donald Farted (7.16.09)
Done See Sunk (10.7.09)
Donkey Dildo (8.30.09)
Donnie Walsh
Don't Call It Fescue (Dense Man)
Don't Come Knocking No More … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Don't Desert Your Desert Home (11.19.09)
Don’t Drop That Baby
Don’t Execute Me (I’m Already There)
Don't Go (6.20.10)
Don't Let Me Down
Don’t Poke the Poop
Don't Quit Me
Don't Scare the Bears … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Don’t Swear Around Nuns … from the album Likes 2
Don't Sweat Jesus (Colonel Bulbous)
Don’t Tell the Quiet Owl About the Fleet of Foot Coyote (7.7.08)
Don't Wobble (Go Full Throttle) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Dopamine
Doorknob … from the ep The Red-Faced People of the New Age Bar
Dormaskull … from the ep A Real "Must"
Dots and Lines (Porcupines) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Doubling Up on This Lovely Love of Ours
Doula … from the ep Door
Downtown Party (8.31.07)
Dr. Drew (Tweet #31)
Dr. Preuss (10.20.08)
Dr. Roy Lancaster … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Drag Eve … from the ep LEAD
Drains Aplenty … from the ep LEAD
Dream-Girl
Dreams Ave. … from the album Alone and Spineless
… from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
Dressed in Overalls and Looks Like Work … from the ep Run Itself to Death
Drew (Late 4 Work) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Drinka Ton (9.10.08)
Driving Me … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Drone Lion (The Lion Trilogy, Part II) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Droopy Open Sources (11.29.09)
Drop-Kicked My Load … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Drought of the Demon Sluts … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Drug Store
Drug Test (9.26.07)
Drunk and Falling Asleep … from the album Likes 2
Drunk Astronaut Blues (7.25.07)
Dry Eyes I Guess (3.21.10)
Duck Pond
Dumb Junkie Jive … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Dumb Nude Hitler … from the ep Who Am I to Say?
Dumb Sometimes (Polar Bear Hunter) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Duo Exhibits Complacency … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Dust in the Balloon (5.29.08)
Dustbowl Magic (1.31.08)
Dusty Baker (Tweet #100)
Duty Snitch (12.1.08)
Dying in a Swimming Pool … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy


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Each Horse Here (7.15.09)
Eagle Cum … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Eagle Problems … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Eagle or Belt … from the ep Nice Autosave
Eagle-Stone and a Liar (Gettin' High)
Early Indications … from the album 9/11: The Album
Earth Hurts
Ease Into This
Easter Hangover (3.24.08)
Easter Massacre … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Easy Alibis (Don't Erase the Human Race)
Eat the Fuzz … from the album Likes 2
Eaters of the Dead
Eating Spaghetti Before Noon … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Ebony Eugenia Hudson-Grice, 26 (1:08PM)
Eccentricity, Noun … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
Eclectic Leftist Loves U2 (12.20.08)
Eco Blues #438 … from the ep Door
Economy of Bugs (5.27.10)
Ecosystem Palsy (5.19.10)
Ecuadorian Sleighbells … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Edge in Me
Educated Caterpillar … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Education is the Method … from the ep We Do Not Experience It
Educational DVD (3.1.09)
Edwar Ramírez
Edward Gutierez, 41 (4:19PM)
Effigy of a Starry Night … from the album Likes
Egenides … from the ep Panda Meat
Egregious, Agree (1.18.10)
Eight Belles, Part I
Eight Belles, Part II
Eight Shaken Pandas Adjust 2 New Homes (6.5.08)
Elaborate April Fool’s Day Prank (4.1.08)
Elderly Pirates Making Love in the Rain … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Electronic Barking Chum (2.19.08)
Electronic Porno Butt Slave
Elegant Lexington Executioner … from the ep This Missive Unrelated
Elephants and Pelicans … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Eleven Lobsters in My Pants … from the ep Select Trouser Songs, 2006-2009
Eli (1.19.08)
Elisabeth
Eliza (Water Buffalo)
Elliot Forrest Eastman, 26 (9:19AM)
Emo Bangs
Emotional Outburst (Burn My Pain)
Emotional Waves
Emperor Hongwu, Jr. (8.26.09)
Employment … from the ep Double Victory
Empty Out My Hair … from the ep Rust Belt Tetanus Paw-Paw: Meditations on Punishment
End It (It’s Over) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
End of an Era … from the ep Backwards Nomo
End Up Feeling Fine … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Endings (Beginnings) … from the ep Positive Fools
Endings are Beginnings … from the ep No Crime
Endlessly Restless … from the album Likes
Endured … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
English 437 (Sabertooth) … from the album Likes 2
Envious Heart, Treacherous Ear … from the ep One Language
Epicurious
Equator Ace (9.15.08)
Eric Curtis Witt, 30 (5:17AM)
Erin Michael Losey, 36 (11:20PM)
Ernest Hemingway is Dead
Error Song … from the ep Attention of the World
Errors and Virtues … from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
Es Tan Corto el Amor (Y Tan Largo el Olvido) … from the ep Tolerating Ambiguity
Essential Chute … from the ep Pizza Boat is Sinking
Essential Uncertainty … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
Estados Unidos (Tweet #98)
Estee-Deez … from the album Grundle Goo
Estupido (Tweet #168)
Eternal Vigilance … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Ethiopian Jock Strap Stain … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Europeans & Americans … from the ep The Dumber People
Eveezi Epilogue, Part I (7.17.08)
Eveezi Epilogue, Part II (7.17.09)
Eveezi Epilogue, Part III: George Steinbrenner (7.18.10)
Evelyn … from the album Slippin' Away (also appears on Lost Dog)
Even Death … from the ep Born in Hatred
Even He … from the ep The Things Most People Think Are Pretty Smart Are Pretty Dumb
Even If the Apex Drapes My Apartment with Apathy … from the ep LEAD
Evening Dew
Every 30 Seconds … from the ep Barnum Was Wrong
Every Cloud Has a Typical Grayscale
Every Devil Be True
Every Disaster Every Delight … from the ep Nuke Toddlers
Every Hero Becomes a Bore … from the ep Experts
Every Little Girl Knows About Love … from the ep Fences
Every Man is Guilty … from the ep Born with a Nightmare
Every Person … from the ep All the Events of Your Life
Every Question … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
Every Single Song (1.31.10)
Every Techno Song … from the album Likes 2
Every Time, Every Place, Every World, Every Race … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Every Turn I Take from the deluxe single "Cool"
Every Tweet Twitter Tweeted Tonight … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Everybody Knows (9.8.07)
Everyone Has a Right to a University Degree in America … from the ep Hamburger Technology
Everyone is a Presenter … from the ep The Cooling Influences of the World
Everyone is Wise Until He Speaks … from the ep Something Bad
Everything About You
Everything I Wanted (9.10.09)
Everything is a Drawing … from the ep LEAD
Everything You Do
Everywhere and Nowhere (At Once)
Everywhere I Go I Grow … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Evil Bipedal (3.20.08)
Evil Purple Dinosaur (1.10.10)
Evil Stream
Execute the Poodles, Scuba Diver (The Game)
Excellent (How That Pussy Feels)
Excessively Fond of Music … from the ep Unpopular Masterpiece: Complete Harmony of Thought and Word and Deed
Exciting and Weird (8.23.08)
Excommunication, Noun … from the ep To Make an Enemy
Exotic Fish of Your Heart … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Experimental Movie the Neighbors (3.19.10)
Experiments … from the ep All Progress
Exploding Popcorn Beacon (10.17.07)
Exposed
Exoskeleton Sailor Boy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Extreme Apology (Tweet #122)
Eye Dependency … from the ep Works
Eyeballs Bleed Blood (5.3.10)
Eyeless Ocean Pups
Eyes in the Wild … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Eyes of the Ocean … from the ep Human
Eyes of Wild Thighs (12.17.09)


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F Appeal
Face of Faces (11.27.09)
Face Value
Facebook (Tweet #22)
Fail Better … from the ep An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum Star
Fail Forward … from the ep The Policy of Being Too Cautious
Failings Baby
Failure Comes … from the ep Bad Hops
Fairly Adequate
Fake Future (2.4.08)
Falafels
Fall Down
Fallen God … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Falling Away (3.23.08)
False Atmosphere
False Prism Idol (Who You Truly Are)
Falsehood Ghetto (7.31.08)
Familiar Suffering … from the ep Adolescence and Obsolescence
Family of Nazi Punks
Famous Rapper
Fancy Little Shrew (8.11.07)
Fancy Man-Thing … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Farmer … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Fart Jr. (4.30.10)
Fartburger's … from the ep Alone Forever
Farting Bloody Craps … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Fast and the Furious, Part I
Fast and the Furious, Part II
Fast and the Furious, Part III
Faster Birds
Faster than an Alley Cat
Fatal Mustard Stain (5.14.08)
Fate is a Shanked Punt (2.1.08)
Fault 4 Fault (7.9.08)
Fawn Song
FBK’s Intro (AKA Podcast Theme)
FBK’s Outro
Fears (People Moving) … from the ep Sick Society
Feel Okay
Feeling Fifteen with a Tequila Bug (5.29.10)
Feeling the Axis
Feet on the Floor (2.21.08)
Feline AIDs
Fellowship Not Here No More
Felt-Up Thighs and a Demise (8.23.09)
Female Amnesia … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Female Son of a Bitch
Feminine Visions
Feminist Party Pants … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Fences … from the ep Fences
Fenomenos (Tweet #228)
Fester into a World
Fickleness, Noun … from the ep Exact Value to Your Listener
Fictional Fanbase … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Fiddle
Fidgety … from the album A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
Field of Grass (Tweet #2)
Field Style
Fife
File Converter (.OGG Pain) … from the ep Stereoptician
Final Delete (7.1.10)
Final Kiss (5.30.10)
Finally Oppressing Them Again … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Finally See Ozney (Tweet #119)
Finger Would Rust It (4.13.08)
Finger-Crossing Power Peeps
Fingers on the Pulse of a Digital Age … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Finished Today
Fire and Ice
Fireman’s Pole … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
First Day of School Again (1.22.08)
First Stillborn
Fish Name (8.31.09)
Fishing in Oblivion … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Fistful of Pain (8.14.09)
Fisting Tapirs
Fitting In (10.28.07)
Five Bell Alarm
Five Dead Flies (6.28.10)
Five Minutes … from the ep Experts
Flat Tonic Water Blues
Flee Window … from the ep Pizza Boat is Sinking
Flies Have Spines
Flirting with the Blurting Out, "I'm Lonely Now" … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Florida Squirrel Skin Disease
Flowers in the Moonlight … from the album Likes 2
Fluid on the Backs of the Backstreet Boys … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Fluid Poverty … from the ep Most Men Buy Nothing
Fly Around (10.1.08)
Fly Doves into Battle … from the ep The Tiniest War
Flying Face
Fodder … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Fold It Over … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
Food … from the ep Melodies & Joy
Food and Beast Analogies (7.4.09)
Food Party … from the ep Winning Man
Fool Forever … from the ep All Progress
Fooling Around, Part I
Fooling Around, Part II
Foolish Man (1.28.08)
Fools Gold’s 4 Fucking … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
For a Good Time
For All Your Needs (7.25.08)
For Crack … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
For Laughter of the Loins (10.21.07)
For Len
For the (Clones of) Birds
Forces 4 Good … from the ep The Spotlight
Forget the Fact … from the ep Aviation
Forever Cautious … from the ep Use of Imagination
Forma Pauperis (Latin) … from the ep Use of Imagination
Forlorn Fag Lawn Song
Fort Me (Tweet #135)
Fosforos (Tweet #16)
Fossil Jesus
Four Jews
Four More Lines (5.3.09)
Four White Walls and a Floor … from the ep Nuke Toddlers
Fox in the Hole
Fractured Skull Blues … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Framed Graffiti (5.13.10)
Francisco Cervelli
Frank and Gorgeous Public Sex … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Frank Sinatra
Frantically Eschewing You
Franz Kafka Kangaroo Pouch (12.7.07)
Fraternity of the Wired Works in the Wee Hours
Fraudulent Bird (6.7.08)
Freddy Picho (Tweet #70)
Free Door … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Free Prey
Free Puppy World
Freedom from Fear … from the ep Freedom from Fear
Frequent Friends … from the ep Ornament of a House
Fresinthos
Friday in Atlanta (Tweet #148)
Fridays in January (12.14.08)
Fried Rice Hell
Friends
Friends Again
Friends in High Place
Frog Legs for Breakfast
Frog King Crowned (3.15.08)
Froggie McGee … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Frogs Depend on Flies But Flies Depend on Nobody's Eyes … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Frogs of Pelican (6.11.10)
Frostbitten Feet … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Frostbitten Yuppies in a Foreign Land (2.15.08)
Frosty the Snow Terrorist (12.24.07)
Forrest Jer
Fuck I Should Think (12.8.09
Fuck If I (Not Simpatico) … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Fuck Like a Billy Goat
Fuck You, Bob Dylan (12.19.08)
Fucked
Fucking Carnival Game
Fucking Inch (3.15.10)
Fuckity Fuck Stick (Trivial Nightmare) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Full Cuppa Java … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Fundacion Ozzie Guillen (Tweet #215)
Funeral Song
Funk Billy … from the ep Hammer Thru
Funky Dooda
Funny Butt Lick … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Future Hall of Famer (Tweet #63)
Future Shook … from the ep Symbolik Chortling
Future Song (5.31.10)
Future Rutgers
Futuro Especial (Tweet #198)


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Gabe in Winter (5.7.10)
Game of Skill … from the ep Purgation of Emotions
Gap Back to Sane Human Norms (10.20.09)
Garage Door Opener … from the ep His Own Side in a Quarrel
Gary J. Kimball, 54 (11:28AM)
Gas Cap or Gastric Bypass … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Gatekeeper (10.17.09)
Gaza Strip (8.16.08)
GBV Song Titles (6.30.09)
Gee Whiz (I'm a Skizz) … from the ep Hands Around Your Own Neck
George Bush … from the ep Picturesque Bad Manners
Get … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Get Lost, You Jerk
Get Over It
Get With It (Get With the Times)
Generation Next … from the ep Hot Metal High
Generosity of Spite (12.2.08)
Genre Band (1.28.09)
Getting Lost in the Plot (Seashell Spin Song)
Getting the Disco (6.12.10)
Ghost … from the album Likes
Ghost Houses
Ghost Legs … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Ghost Named Joe … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Ghost Note Animal (6.8.09)
Ghost of Jane … from the album Hide the Courage
Ghost of Serial Killer
Ghost of Triple Speed (8.29.09)
Giant Garbage Pile (2.22.10)
Gift … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Giggle Feet http://www.vernonhowl.com/2012/09/song-post-ghost.html
Girl (I Want 2 Be Your Boyfriend)
Girl at the Counter
Girl Like a Stray Dog (11.8.09)
Girl, What's Your Number … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Girl Who Grew a New Heart Daily (Face Painter) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Give … from the ep Without Folly
Give a Man a Gill Set
Give It Time
Give Up Your Prejudices … from the ep Mental Illness
Glad Lumps (6.29.09)
Glass Eagle is Fragile … from the ep Winning Man
Glee and Triple Harmony (5.31.09)
Glendale Wow (Tweet #42)
Glib Astronaut (8.31.08)
Glued-On Heart
Glum Plums (5.13.08)
Gnome Taco … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Go Blackhawk (Tweet #129)
Go for Buddy Play Off Time (Tweet #211)
Go On with the Show We Know
God (On My Side)
God Bless Blahblairika … from the ep Waiting for the Wind
God Bless the Water (4.18.08)
God Created Us
God Drinks (6.16.10)
God in the Material Things (3.23.09)
God in the Orange Peel Vapor Trail (3.7.09)
God is Awake … from the ep Works
God on a Cloud (6.7.10)
God's Existence (Annual Lightning-Struck Golfer Song) … from the ep All Progress
Goethals Bridge Panic Attack (7.8.09)
Going to Newark
Going to Nine (Tweet #169)
Going to the Polls … from the ep What No Words Can Utter
Going to Woodbridge
Gold Cock … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Gold Soldier … from the album Likes 2
Golden Hay and Expensive Kraut (10.12.08)
Golden Horizon (1.23.08)
Golden Shower Gone Wrong (Song for Ann Coulter) … from the album Hide the Courage
Goldfish Ransom … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Gone 4 You (9.28.09)
Goo Luck (Tweet #157)
Good for Anybody … from the ep Aviation
Good News Brings Me Down (10.22.07)
Good Night in Miami (Tweet #213)
Good Star (Tweet #59)
Good Talker with a Sore Throat … from the ep Life is Like a Dogsled Race
Goodnight, You Damn Fools … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Gonna Die
Gonna Go Inside
Gonna Go Inside (Forrest Gump Version)
Gonna Shit (On Judy Blume)
Gonzaga Mushrooms
Goofy Blue Spider Bite … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Google Breastfeeds All the Hideous Children … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Google My Poodle … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Gordon Lish … from the ep Johnny Kill the Mermaids
Gorillas Get the Gist … from the ep The Spotlight
Gorgeous Lee (7.2.08)
Goth Indian Bitch
Gran Futuro (Tweet #186)
Grassroots Organization … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Gravitons
Gravity … from the ep The Things Most People Think Are Pretty Smart Are Pretty Dumb
Grease Stains on My Bucket List … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Great Art (Mathematics) … from the ep The Wave of the World is Wrong
Great Crow (Tweet #136)
Great Enough to Die For (Loneliness) … from the ep Experts
Great Men Monkey Around … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
(GREEN)
Green and Good
Green Badge of Courage
Green Hats … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Green Laser Deer Eyes
Green Man Orange Eyes (7.10.10)
Green Stain
Greener, Parts I-IV
Greg Bisby (4.30.08)
Gregory Plays Rough (7.10.08)
Gregory Stiles, 45 (10:41AM)
Gremlinland
Grief Can Take Care of Itself … from the ep Fun & Fear
Gringo is Moses
Groovy Tidal Wave … from the ep Total Control
Gross Intolerance in Support of Tolerance … from the ep Purgation of Emotions
Guaoooooo (Tweet #203)
Guided by Starlight
Guilder Poopstick Blues … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Guitar Shit and Struggling Nonsense (7.4.08)
Gulf Oil Dance (G.O.D.'s Song)
Gulo Gulo (8.10.09)
Gutterpunks of Slugworth (1.27.09)
Guttural Plum Field (5.20.10)
Gwen (8.1.07)


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Had a Spine
Hair Cut with Monster 99 (Tweet #132)
Hair of the Dog & Hair of the Dog That Bit Your Bitch as Well … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Hair's Growing (Toesong, Part II) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Hairy Pear … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Half the Controversies … from the ep The Appellation
Half-Talents (11.2.09)
Half-Time (12.6.09)
Hall de la Fama (Tweet #174)
Hallelujah Can You See Me Crying? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Halloween Puppies… from the album Likes 2
Hallucinations of the Abattoir
Halo Home … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Halo Sister Highway … from the ep Deserved of It
Hands Shaky Grave (11.1.09)
Happiness in a Graveyard … from the album Likes
Happiness In It … from the ep No Crime
Happiness is Hell … from the ep Polls
Happy Halloween Song
Happy Halloween Song 2
Happy Teardrop Song … from the ep The Spotlight
Hard 2 Figure (10.10.09)
Hard Luck Hard Work … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
Hardcore Amateur (4.6.10)
Hardly Anything … from the ep All the Events of Your Life
Hark the Herald Evil Elf-Child … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Harmony Crenshaw
Harvard Professors Are Greedy Slaves … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hashtag Hobgoblin … from the ep Talentless Piece of Shit
Hasta Americanos (Tweet #178)
Hate Breakin' … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hate the Delicate Earth (4.9.10)
Hatred & Love … from the ep What No Words Can Utter
Hats and Wings Cure (5.4.10)
Have … from the ep Mental Illness
Have a Little Meltdown … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Have a Lot of Fun (Tweet #143)
Have a Nice Revolution
Have Have (Tweet #197)
Hay Gente (Tweet #205)
Hay Gente (Tweet #253)
He Has Never Forgiven Himself Any Fault … from the ep Strange Seas of Thought
He Hit Everything (Tweet #69)
He Will Pass for a Sage … from the ep Anger Dwells
Head Being the Middle Name of Orson Welles’ Father (12.1.07)
Head Data Door Check (7.5.09)
Heads of Strong … from the ep The Average Ape
Hear
Heart (5.16.08)
Heaven Yet … from the album Likes
(HEAVY)
Heavy Metal Salsa Hip-Hop
Hectic Mexican Hole … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hegemony Spaghetti (2.3.10)
Heightened Hyperbole Mind … from the ep Deserved of It
Hell Owns a Hazy Load
Hellife (6.29.08)
Hello Darling
Hello Fall (11.2.07)
Help Enough Other People … from the ep Whatever You Are from Nature
Helping People Doesn't Pay
Helpless Allusions to Labradoodles … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Helpless Amateur (4.3.10)
Helpless Little Dog
Her Infinite Variety … from the ep Double Victory
Her Life is Low
Here Could Be Anywhere
Here I Am Again (10.27.09)
Here You Are with Your Hell (6.10.10)
Hermaphrodite or Kangaroo (12.4.08)
Hermit Crab Dreams
Hero & President … from the ep The Dumber People
Hero's Dusty Heart (3.27.10)
Hey Food (Demo)
Hey Kid (Tweet #121)
Hey Na Na Na, Hey Na Na Na Na … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Heyy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
(Oh My Darling) Hezbollah … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hiccups Stain the Lion Because He's an Asshole … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Hidden Cure … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Hideki Matsui
High School Years (Tweet #235)
Highway Home … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hierarchy: Earth … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Hillbilly Backwards Me (1.21.10)
Hired Bears for Heartache (3.25.10)
His Honor (Counting Spoons) … from the ep Barnum Was Wrong
His Terrorism (10.15.08)
His Very Absence … from the ep Dote
Hitler’s Evil Puppy Dog (1.17.08)
Hobnob w/ Socrates … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hog, Noun … from the ep Exact Value to Your Listener
Hold Me Down in the River … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hold Your Hands Up (To the Fire) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Holding Cell of Just Time (4.10.10)
Holding My Hand (8.28.07)
Hole in the Wall
Hollow Body Holocaust … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Holocaust Mimes (10.29.07)
Home
Home Bologna for Gnomes (Raisin Craze) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Homeless Boner … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Homeless Lonely Llamas … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Homeless People with Hats Made of Gold
Homemade Differences (Gordes) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Hominem … from the album Lost Dog (also appears on Decaf Spoon: A Collection)
Homosexual Welder (12.10.08)
Honey & Stings … from the ep The Sober Veil
Hookerblood … from the album Lost Dog
Hope … from the ep Never
Hope from the Heart of Man … from the ep Dote
Hope Have Chance (Tweet #79)
Horizons
Horny 6 (4.12.09)
Horny Hole … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Horrible First Day of Work … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Horrible Things (Bobby, Please Don't Sing)
Horror Vacuum Evacuation … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Horse’s Ass (8.4.08)
Horseshit Holly and Oral Star Molly (6.2.08)
Horseshoe Riot (11.30.07)
Hot Blast of Action … from the ep Steve the Horse & The Lemon Machine
Hot Changes … from the ep Winning Man
Hot Dog Universe (6.19.08)
Hot in Arizona (Tweet #83)
Hot the Candle (5.25.09)
Hot Rectal Whimsy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Hot Rockets … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Hotel Hearts and Artery Parks … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Housebreak the Warlocks (12.17.08)
Houses … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
How and When and Where … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
How Big is Your Womb? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
How Did You Get in Here?
How Did U Do It? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
How Full is Your Life? (Kite Song) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
How How How Do You Do?
How Long Has Your Sister Been a Ninja? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
How Low Can U Go? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
How Many Followers? (Tweet #40)
How Many Horeshoe Crabs Count You as Their Best Friend? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
How Many People Be Holding Hands? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
How the World is Governed … from the ep Born with a Nightmare
How They Are Themselves … from the ep Aviation
How to Decapitate an Angel … from the ep Hammer Thru
How to Die by Killing Others … from the ep I Hate Music
How You Carry Your Burden … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
Howard Lee Norman, 37 (10:00PM)
HPW
Huddled Mass Imposing Perhaps (11.14.08)
Hudson River War Dance During Mating Season (6.13.10)
Human Mole Illumination
Human Humidity … from the ep Pizza Boat is Sinking
Humanity is So Low Res (4.21.09)
Humans Can Never Be Better Than Right, They Can Only Be Wrong (7.19.09)
Humberto Sanchez
Humble Butt Horseradish Root (4.23.09)
Hunger Strike for Sexuality
Hunker Down Insanity (1.3.09)
Hunting Season … from the ep Deserved of It
Hurricaine Made of Rain … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hurt
Husky Stewed Cuddle Moist (12.6.08)
Hydra Brook
Hydrated and Someplace Else (3.8.10)
Hyrdrometaphor … from the ep Rust Belt Tetanus Paw-Paw: Meditations on Punishment
Hyperion Bay (Hidden Track, Part I)
Hypnotize the Lions … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Hypothesis (Financial Backing)
Hysterical Minefields


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I Already Know the Melodies (3.9.09)
I Always Wanted to be Somebody … from the ep Punishment
I Am a Lunatic
I Am Cruising Loosely Down the Boulevard
I Am I
I Am, I Do … from the ep Double Victory
I Am Loved
I Am Made of Rusty Locust Crust
I Am My Own Rift (Monolith Riding a Monorail) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Am Oblong, I Am Alright
I Am Predicting the Death of Heath Ledger (1.21.08)
I Am Riveting … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Am So Alone
I Am Sunlight … from the ep Door
I Am the Demon Controlling Locke (2.4.10)
I Brush My Teeth with Latino Faces (The AZ Immigrant Law is Bad)
I Can See the Time (Telephone Song, Part II) … from the ep Dote
I Can't Even Fucking Complain
I Can't Imagine Throwing These Shirts Out … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I Could Kill You … from the album Likes
I Dated a Bug … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Didn't Have Emanuel for Love
I Done Screwed It Up … from the album Likes
I Don't Care Enough to Kiss You There … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Don't Collect Rabbit Skulls
I Don't Even Know U Anymore … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Don't Have Time … from the ep Nice Autosave
I Don't Kill Flies … from the ep Fleeting Human Passions
I Don't Know Anything About Licking … from the ep Hot Metal High
I Don't Know How You Do It
I Don't Know These Things
I Don’t Know What It Means (4.16.08)
I Don't Know Where (Tweet #30)
I Don't Like You Weasel
I Don’t Mind
I Don't Need to Check the Weather Report … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Don't Think Drowning Would Be So Bad If We Were Really Drunk … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Don't Wanna Give Anymore of Me 2 Anyone
I Draw Mustaches on Chicks in Magazines
I Feel Fine
I Feel Like God
I Fell Back
I Find It … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
I Fix Computers in the Nude … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I Found a Championship
I Found My Father Making an Oil Painting of a Barn in an Alley in Trenton
I Gave Fellatio to a Flying Squirrel Named Sasha
I Gave My Cattle a New Haircut … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Got a Potato Gun in Oslo … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
I Got Moss on My Everything … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Gotz 2 Find My Fancy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I Had a Dream (4.11.08)
I Hadn't Thought about the Locusts … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Hate Music … from the ep I Hate Music
I Just Pooped in My Pants
I Killed the Monster
I Knew a Girl
I Know Nothing … from the ep Picturesque Bad Manners
I Know Nothing, Part II … from the ep Fences
I Know the Road Well … from the ep The Latest Black Keys Album
I Left My Triceratops at the Mall … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I Lick the Acid Rain
I Like to Eat Marmalade
I Live to Kill … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Love All of You
I Love Hot Stove (Tweet #33)
I Love NY (Tweet #217)
I Love the Zoo … from the album Alone and Spineless
I Love What I'm Doing Now (Tweet #17)
I Love You America Even Though I Feel Tired of Your Endless Games … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I Love You and You Love Me
I Loved (Tweet #46)
I Met My Soulmate at the Graveyard
… from the album Alone and Spineless
… from the ep Ornament of a House
I Myself Am Not Blind (11.2.08)
I Only Eat Pizza in the Nude … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I Only Read by Light of Forest Fires
I Pickpocket the Scraps of Goodness from Ordinary Creeps (11.12.09)
I Promise Not 2 Break Your Heart (4.8.08)
I Reached for Sleep … from the ep Ornament of a House
I Repine (3.25.08)
I Romp (7.21.09)
I Saw the Sun Come Up font size="-1">… from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I See a Cloud, I Want to Die
I See Some Forever in Your Always (11.15.09)
I Seen Things
I Shot a Bald Eagle
I Should Think You Better Than I Do (2.23.10)
I Smell a Feeling
I Smell Hell … from the album Likes
I Sold My Baby Down the River … from the album Hide the Courage
I Still Killed the Deer (12.13.07)
I Stopped Because I Had To
I Swayed Your Mild Revenge (10.13.09)
I Think I Might Be Monkey Man … from the ep Human
I Think I'm Metaphoric … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Think of You Dead
I Use Dic … from the ep Johnny Kill the Mermaids
I Vow 2 Vouch 4 Nothingness … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I Walked into the Parlor with My Blues On
I Wanna Know U Now (8.19.07)
I Wanna Live Inside the Movies … from the ep Brosita
I Wanna Love U (But I Don't Know How)
I Want Out of the Crackhouse … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
I Want to Tell You One Thing
I Wanted to Prance On Your Butt
I Was a Horse (1.3.08)
I Was Old When I Was Twenty-One … from the ep Age
I Went to the Ball
I Will Have You Know … from the ep Fuck My Lingo
I Won't B There 4 U (1.10.09)
I Write Down Everything … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
I Wrote a Novel On My Lunch Break (11.26.08)
Ian Kennedy
Ice Cream Cone … from the ep Things That We Would Throw Away
Icy Forest (3.9.10)
I'd Be Better Off
I’d Die First (More or Less, Unless I Kill You)
I'd Rather Not Write a Christmas Song (12.24.09)
Ideas Flow Best … from the ep The Test
Idiotic Worst (3.21.08)
IDK What I Walked Into … from the ep Human
Idle Handsomeness (1.14.09)
Idlers, Fool and Mortal Men … from the ep Lay Hold on Heaven
Idyllic Drunken Sing-a-Longs and Stuff to Feed the Fire (7.20.09)
If God Did Not Exist … from the ep Necessary Invention
If Hiccups Were Made of Gold (2.8.09)
If I Can … from the ep Alone Forever
If I Had the Time
If It Stops Moving … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
If Nobody Spoke … from the ep We Are Loved
If Radio Appealed to Me at All... … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
If Sedentary (9.23.09)
If the Mayan Calendar is Correct
If Tokyo Swung By … from the ep Nice Autosave
If We Ever Meet Again
If You Don't Praise God
If You Don't Risk Anything … from the ep The National Rifle Association
If You Look Up Intelligence … from the ep Most Men Buy Nothing
If You Really Love Me You Won't Leave Me
(You Need It First to Rain) If You Want a Rainbow
If You're Alive (Earth Mission) … from the ep The Test
If You're Ever Wonderin' … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Ilalio Iereneo, Jr., 30 (1:34PM)
Ill Shit … from the album Lost Dog
I'll Eat Your Nightmares
I’ll Find a Way
I'll Kickback … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Illuminate the Genre (4.29.09)
I'm a Key Figure in the Revolution … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I’m a Lion
I'm a Llama, Thank You M'am (Black as Mold) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I’m a Lying
I'm a Porcupine
I'm Alive
I’m Alone (Caravan) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
I’m American
I’m Back (Goodbye)
I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I'm Feeling Nervous, I'm Feeling OK
I'm Here to Stay
I'm Like Slow
I'm Never Not Stopping (The Rocking) … from the ep Who Am I to Say?
I'm No Good 4 U
I'm Not Creepy (I'm a Man) … from the ep Surprise Party! Overcast in Party Land
I'm OK (I'm Not Dying Today) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
I’m Ready 2 Run Out of Ideas … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
I'm So Over My Heart Hurting This Damn Bad … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
I’m Sorry
I’m Sure of It (12.5.07)
I'm White (Tonight)
Imagination
Imagination Prelude
Immobility as a Means of Transportation (Doubt) … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
Immortal
Impatience or Intolerance or Brusqueness or Some Provocation … from the ep Impotence
Imports … from the ep Lay Hold on Heaven
Impossible Endeavor (8.8.08)
Impossible Radio
Impossible Tome
Impotent Spader (7.2.09)
Impregnated by Moss (8.5.07)
Improve the Mind … from the ep An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum Star
In a Capsule … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
In a Disused Graveyard
In America (We're Kinda Scared of Everybody That's Not Like Us) … from the ep Symbolik Chortling
In an Old Oak Land … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
In Dingoland … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
In Duluth I Can Only Lie … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
In Egotists (3.26.08)
In Harlem
In Harmony
In Moderation We Do These Things
In Part Because of It (10.14.09)
In PHX (Tweet #27)
In Possibilites … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
In Other Birds (2.28.10)
In Science as in Love … from the ep Impotence
In Search of Sonic Goodness (7.11.08)
In the Jungle
In the Movies with a Bomb (4.19.10)
In This World of Mine … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
In Your Smile a Man Wakes Up Naked … from the ep The Red-Faced People of the New Age Bar
Inanimate Object Blessed (5.23.09)
Inappropriate Salamander … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Inbox Wine … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Incandescent Wigs of the Leukemia Stricken … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Incensed at Your Nonsense Hypothesis
Inch … from the album Slippin' Away (also appears on Sea of Bliss: The Cassette Tape Anthology)
Income (Without or Within) … from the ep Punishment
Incomplete Version of the Writer … from the ep What He Becomes
India Pale Ale
Indian Keeper of Lung Skills (5.10.09)
Indicator Thing
Indifference and Neglect … from the ep Outright Dislike
Infidel Rising
Infinite Capacity … from the ep Punishment
Injun Steve (6.7.09)
Input … from the ep I Am a Furcoat
Inquires to Ecuador … from the ep Sengupta
Insanity’s Domain
Insect Contentment (10.7.07)
Inside a Suicide … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Inside of a Dog … from the ep Sick Society
Inside of It … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Inside Pitch (3.21.09)
Insidious Foe … from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
Insignificant Drivers (Thank God I Have Gas) … from the ep Unpopular Masterpiece: Complete Harmony of Thought and Word and Deed
Instant Gratification … from the ep Necessary Invention
Instant Pleasure … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Institutions of Vacationism (3.11.10)
Intense Desires (Talent) … from the ep What He Becomes
Intention … from the ep The Heart Unwrinkled
Intermittent Strickland … from the ep The Tiniest War
Internacional (Tweet #209)
Inter-Town HS Flirtations … from the ep Orange Santa Suit
Invariably … from the ep Rust Belt Tetanus Paw-Paw: Meditations on Punishment
Invented Ticklish (4.26.08)
Invisible Kite … from the ep Surprise Party! Overcast in Party Land
Iraqi Doodle Dandy … from the album Likes
Irony is Not a Real Word (12.9.09)
Is All BS (Tweet #182)
Is It Lunch? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Is My Ocean Salty? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Island Gods
Isn't This Livin'?
It Ain’t Lucifer (4.9.08)
It Doesn't Matter (Song for Satchel Paige) … from the ep Age
It Doesn’t Matter AnymoreIt Gets Hard
It is Not Advisable, James … from the ep Exact Value to Your Listener
It Rarely Matters … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
It Skips Rope Inside My Heart (11.7.07)
It Smelt Like Movie Popcorn in the Bedroom (1.15.10)
It Takes a Shepherd
It Won't Matter (Love vs. Like) … from the ep Hamburger Technology
It's a Somethingful Life (12.22.09)
It's Amazing (Tweet #193)
It's Good to Have a Full Fridge (2.16.10)
It's Just a Breeze … from the ep Chill Wind Factor
It’s Not Murder (3.31.08)
It's Overboard
It's So Over
It’s Super Bowl Sunday (2.3.08)
Ithaca … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Itty Bitty Midget and the Skin Blossom Blues (Zitty Titty Song) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Ivan Rodriguez
I've Got No Voice
Izturis (8.19.09)


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Jack White of Memphis
Jacob Coe Miller, 25 (7:52PM)
Jajajjajajaja (Tweet #118)
Jake's Song … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Jam Jar (Jam 2)
Jamal
Jamal and the Racist Wind (4.15.09)
James Had a Lovely Beard
James Martin Nava, 48 (4:45PM)
Janie the Dermatologist (5.10.10)
Japanese and Sunburned (3.30.08)
Japanese Personality (9.25.07)
Japanese Slap … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Japelle Laniece Binns, 24 (3:29PM)
Jason Giambi
Jason Grant Ellis, 32 (4:03PM)
Jason John McLeod, 33 (4:23PM)
Jason L. Klingsporn, 37 (11:27AM)
Jason Leeroy Watters, 26 (10:00PM)
Jason Robert Dwyer, 27 (8:30AM)
Jazzy Rock Drummer
Jazzz … from the ep Alone Forever
Jeanne Robinson, 53 (11:55AM)
Jeepers Creepers, You Got Some Strange Peepers … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Jeffrey Steven Techau, 50 (10:40PM)
Jenny Froo Froo
Jeremy James Otten, 38 (8:27PM)
Jeremy William Price, 21 (10:05AM)
Jericho, John and a Bear (5.22.10)
Jerk … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Jerk and Slave Faces (7.6.09)
Jerkface Jones … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Jerktown (1.9.08)
Jerry Brown … from the ep Impotence
Jesus Makes Love When Freedom Can’t Agree
Jesus Wore a Petticoat … from the album Likes
Jezebel’s Hiney (6.13.08)
Jill (Rich Widow) … from the ep Impotence
Jinxed Kobe (Tweet #19)
Jitterbug Stevens Memorial Home
Joakim Noah, Man (Tweet #183)
Joanie Danced Tremendously (Now Make a Human Hybrid Shark)
Joba Chamberlain
Joel Davis Cycle Patch (Tweet #78)
Joel Ross Wyman, 27 (12:17AM)
Joey Cora (Tweet #110)
Joke Melody
John or Billy, Blake or Dean … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Johnny By the Wayside … from the album Slippin' Away
Johnny Damon
Johnny Didn't Know
Johnny Kissed My Fallopian Tube … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Johnny Masquerade Ball … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Johnny Never Knew … from the album Slippin' Away
Johnny Walker Blackout … from the album Lost Dog
Johnny Weinerputz and the Crystal Charade … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Johnny, Where'd You Go?
Johnny’s Song … from the album Slippin' Away
Jonathan Albaladejo
Jorge Posada
Jose Gregorio Hernandez (Tweet #91)
Jose Molina
Jose Veras
Joseph Dugan Edwards, 43 (9:07PM)
Joseph Lee Lyons, 18 (6:38PM)
Joshua Dillan Oakley, 18 (11:19PM)
Joshua J. Fugate, 21 (2:18AM)
Journey Settlers (3.7.10)
Joy in Disorganization (2.13.09)
Juan Miranda
July 31st, 2009 (7.31.09)
Jumbo Jet
Jump in My Pool (Tweet #24)
Jumper Cables of His Black-as-Shit Heart (9.25.08)
June Funeral
Jus Call Me Murda (LOL) … from the album Alone and Spineless
Just a Case of the Dwindles (3.14.08)
Just a Dream … from the album Likes
Just a Static Fall (7.11.09)
Just Be You
Just Plain Terrible … from the ep Never
Just Wanna Sing a Canadian Song … from the ep Matadors
Justice … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Justice Burdens (11.21.09)
Justice, Noun … from the ep We Do Not Experience It
Justification
Justified Remorse … from the ep Hands Around Your Own Neck
Justify Their Souls (2.13.08)
Justin Christian
Justin Lee Zeims, 35 (10:00PM)
JV Pussy (7.27.09)


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Kanganalogy
Kansinginanna Crime
Katie Has No Arms (9.17.08)
Katie Holds No Regrets (8.30.08)
Keep On Dreaming, Corporate Dreamer (4.7.09)
Keep the Tiger Free … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Keep Your Eyes Open 4 Love
Kei Igawa
Ken Roberts, 35 - (7:31PM)
Kenneth G. Freund, 24 (12:56AM)
Ketchup (12.26.08)
Kevin and Lance, Part I
Kevin and Lance, Part II
Kevin Michael Gerrish, 27 (2:45AM)
Kevin Raymond Dalsing, 45 (10:00PM)
Kick Ass No Matter Where (Tweet #236)
Kick Some But Papi (Tweet #105)
Kick Them … from the ep The Things Most People Think Are Pretty Smart Are Pretty Dumb
Kid Cancer (1.7.09)
Kidz Bop 20
Kill Off Inconsistency (7.22.07)
Kill Something … from the ep Kill Something
Kill Time Mall Rap
Killer Fish of Religion (1.28.10)
Killing Everyone ($100 Rolls-Royce) … from the ep Life is Like a Dogsled Race
Kinda Lucky
King of Another Dimension
Kingpin Cringe (3.10.08)
Kingsmen in the Nudity (4.18.09)
Kinsman in the Nudity (4.22.09)
Kirk Cameron's Rapture Monkeys (5.29.09)
Kiss My Butt You Big Ass Slut … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Kiss My Little Twinkling Lights … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Kitchen Sink … from the album Slippin' Away
Kitty (Okay)
Klonopin Cyclops … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Klutz & Numbskull … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Knight Castle (Tweet #144)
Kota’s Song … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Ku Klux Klan Kross (Kovered in Moss) … from the album Hide the Courage
Kyle Farnsworth


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La Belleza (Tweet #233)
Labor Day Blues and a Sky Blue Too (9.7.09)
Labor Intensive Thing 2 Do (12.8.07)
Lack of Computers … from the ep A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
Lack of Computers, Part II … from the ep The Test
Lacko (3.2.09)
Lactating Taco … from the ep Alcoholic Head Football Coach
Ladder Climbing Bitches Be Holding Me Down (4.4.08)
Ladylike (Innocence) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Lamb Scam 4 Weasel Revenge
Lamenting Pesto's Pride … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Landmine Angola Pageant Victors (4.3.08)
Language Man in a Wordless Land … from the ep Hospital Apologies
Language of the Dumb (11.30.09)
Larry William Slyapich II, 33 (4:26AM)
Laserblades (12.20.07)
Laser-Eye Puppies (God's Glory) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Last Song of the Year (12.31.07)
Last Time I Surprise You
Latent City … from the ep Assplay Sojourn 2
Latina Gracias (Tweet #12)
Latino Thug
LaTroy Hawkins (Part One)
LaTroy Hawkins (Part Two)
Laughable Mastery … from the album Likes 2
Laurence Lee Mosher, 50 (2:29PM)
Layers and Layers of Nonsense … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
L.B. Anderson, Jr., 41 (9:58AM)
Le di Zapato (Tweet #49)
Leap Whatever (2.28.08)
Learning How to Fight (11.10.07)
Least Aware … from the ep Without Folly
Leave Your Hole (2.17.08)
Left … from the album 9/11: The Album
Legally Permanent Blue … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Lemming's Brother (12.3.08)
Lemon-Yellow Owl Shit
Lending a Hand (Lend 1)
Lepers Dreamers 2 … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Les Tengo Arrechera (Tweet #159)
Let It Pass … from the ep Seize the Moment of Excited Curiosity
Let Me Crawl
Let Them Be Confused
Let This Dilemma Be My Army (9.10.07)
Let's Doe (Tweet #55)
Let's Eat Suchi Now (Tweet #108)
Let's Fuck in a Giant Pile of Pork Lo Mein … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Let's Get Drunk Tonight … from the ep Surprise Party! Overcast in Party Land
Let's Go Blackhawks (Tweet #222)
Let's Go Bulls Kick Ass (Tweet #173)
Let's Go to Work (Tweet #10)
Let's Just Trivialize Trivia Night Until the Antlers Fall Off the Sky Deer … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Let's Play Hockey Together in the Nude
Let's Pray for Chile (Tweet #41)
Letting the Air Out of the Tires … from the ep Trifles Go
Levity and Brevity
Lewis A. Goeschl, 45 (Birthday) (4:30AM)
Liar’s Experiment (5.5.08)
Liar’s Song
Liberty Fork
Lick the Lipstick Off Her Trumpet
Lie, Listen … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Lies Inside (The Truth May Be Out There) … from the ep Propensitate of Prejudice
Life Becomes a Costume (10.12.07)
Life Cameraman (1.15.09)
Life Hurts
Life in Our Own Image … from the ep Requested Fake
Life is Like … from the ep Exact Value to Your Listener
Life is OK … from the ep Elivindarye
Life of Tim (2.9.08)
Life of Romance (2.25.08)
Life Permit for the Motorboat (10.18.08)
Life the Race … from the album Likes 2
Life the Snake (8.5.09)
Life Would Shut Down … from the ep Tolerating Ambiguity
Life Too Hard
Lifelong Weight Struggle … from the ep Mental Illness
(LIGHT)
Light Laughter … from the ep The Sober Veil
Lighting Candles Will Never Not Make Me Think of Christmas and Church
Like a Blind Man, I See
Like a Dingo (7.20.07)
Like a Phoenix or an Actual Book Burning (3.15.09)
Like a Widow
Like a Windshield Bug and We're the Glass (3.1.10)
Like All Times … from the ep Experts
Like Jefff Cox Said (Tweet #127)
Like President Reagan … from the ep Exact Value to Your Listener
Like Rain (Guest) … from the ep Fun & Fear
Like the Soft Ice Cream Dispenser at My Grandma's Nursing Home (12.22.08)
Like You're Your Own Owner (9.21.09)
Liken Your Ike Until It Breaks
Limited Abilities (5.11.08)
Limp Performer (7.1.09)
Linger Slippy (5.12.10)
Linguistic Flow … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Lioness (The Lion Trilogy, Part III) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Lionize (The Lion Trilogy, Part I) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Liquor City Blues … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Liquor Store Blues
Lisa Jean Kemper, 28 (8:25PM)
Lish Lives … from the ep Johnny Kill the Mermaids
Literary Football (11.14.09)
Little Angel … from the album Likes 2
Little Clever Cute Butt
Little Georgia Anne … from the ep Stereoptician
Little Girl Made of Sand (4.24.08)
Little James’ Face (2.2.08)
Little Lady of the Dark Zone
Little Leo Had a Music Box
Little Man Has Arms … from the ep Taco-Fox Betrayal Unit, Saturn 2019
Little Nook (8.2.07)
Little Orphan Limp Dick … from the ep The Island Library
Live Action Movie … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Live for Licks … from the ep Johnny Kill the Mermaids
Live This Way … from the ep Born Exactly the Same
Livin’ On Mars … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Liza
Llama at the Grease Trucks
Llama, Mississippi … from the ep Symbolik Chortling
Loathe/Clothe
Lobster Bib … from the ep Mental Illness
Lobster Popsicles … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Lobster Socks in Paris … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Lobsters with Diamonds for Eyes in San Francisco
Lollipoctopus … from the ep Panda Meat
Lonely Earthquake … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Lonely Farmer … from the album Grundle Goo
Lonely Fool
Lonely Grizzly
Lonely Love (9.17.07)
Lonely Love, Part II (11.6.07)
Lonely Splendor (Human Dignity Has Gleamed) … from the ep Whatever You Are from Nature
Loner in a Wolf Suit (9.19.07)
Long Gone Grenade (10.19.09)
Long Gone Saskatchewan … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Long Way to the Mall (1.18.09)
Longing for a Better Day
Longs to Attain … from the ep All the Events of Your Life
Look Like Satan
Looked You in Face … from the ep Success is Relative
Looking Out 4 My Friend Me (11.7.09)
Loopy Drooping Mouth Hole (6.6.10)
Loot the Goons' Hearts (8.25.09)
Lopsided Mind … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Loquacious Lemons (8.12.07)
Lori Sue Palomo, 46 (6:15PM)
Los Hispano (Tweet #214)
Los Latinos (Tweet #140)
Lose a Fly, Catch a Trout … from the ep Positive Fools
Losing You Along the Way
Lost … from the album Likes 2
Lost Count (6.20.09)
Lost in the Backyard (7.9.08)
Lost Power in the (Once Brave) Moonlight
Lost the Dots (3.16.09)
Lou Hernandez (Tweet #39)
Lou Hernandez, Part II (Tweet #206)
Love … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
Love (A Word) … from the ep Lay Hold on Heaven
Love Affairs with Bombs Are Always Loud (12.9.08)
(Life Isn't Long Enough for) Love & Art … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
Love Everything … from the album A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
Love Herself (Sighing Simultaneously) … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Love Funeral
Love is a Perky Elf … from the ep Anger Dwells
Love is the Last of a Species of Monkeys Dying on a Mountaintop Alone … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Love Live a Wintry Mix
Love Matters
Love Minimalist … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Love, Noun … from the ep Propensitate of Prejudice
Love Slave (2.11.08)
Love the Foot (Tweet #170)
Love Won't Take Your Chances
(Buy Your) Lover Blubber … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Lowlife Brain … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Low-Rent Program … from the ep Hands Around Your Own Neck
LSD … from the album Grundle Goo (also appears on Decaf Spoon: A Collection)
Lucas Dean Parsley, 19 - (7:42PM)
Lucifer’s Elevator … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Luck Good (Tweet #133)
Luck is Phony (9.17.09)
Luckless Fisherman Blues (7.23.07)
Luckless Loon
Lullaby … from the album Grundle Goo
Lullaby Author
Lunar Desk … from the ep Hospital Apologies
Lust is a Contact Sport (Love is a Dance) … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II


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Macaroni Bologna
Machine Wars … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Machu Picchu (Tweet #232)
Macnamara
Made in China
Madness Lies … from the ep A Strange Complaint
Mafayette … from the album Grundle Goo (also appears on Decaf Spoon: A Collection and Sea of Bliss: The Cassette Tape Anthology)
Magic Larry (Tweet #72)
Magic Princess Save Me from Myself
Magic Nature … from the ep Experts
Magnet Eyes (6.26.08)
Magnetized (6.25.08)
Maiden Voyage Loser Baby
Maim Me Up and Down this Silly Little Sidewalk … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Main Theme for Trouser Jake … from the ep Select Trouser Songs, 2006-2009
Major Mountains … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Make Me Your Resident Abominable Snowman
Make-Believe Mayo (6.28.08)
Male-Free … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Malign Thug (God) … from the ep Attention of the World
Man Named Harmony
Man Respect (Do the More) … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Man Shoe Meat
Manatees of Plain Speak (7.10.09)
Mangled Patriots (11.12.07)
Maniacs Do (5.28.09)
Manny, My Word is Golden … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Manuel Gonzales (Tweet #251)
Many Admire … from the ep I Hate Music
Many Dark Places … from the ep Life is Like a Dogsled Race
Marble Ode (3.24.09)
Marcia Carmen Prudencia, 19 (9:03PM)
Marco and Miranda (Where in My Mind?)
Mariano Rivera
Mariscos Chiguagua (Tweet #43)
Mark on the Door (11.16.08)
Market
Marxists … from the ep Mental Illness
Mask Changes … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Masking Tape
Masks On Our Wigs (11.6.09)
Masquerade Opinion (10.7.08)
Master and Teacher … from the ep Picturesque Bad Manners
Matt Adores … from the ep Matadors
Matthew Allen Sands, 23 (11:48AM)
Matthew Joseph Nelson, 24 (4:55PM)
Matthew Wayne Johnson, 57 (11:19PM)
Maybe Alone
Mayonaise Sandwich
McDogfeet and Me … from the album Slippin' Away
McDonald’s Harlem Fat Chick Choir (1.15.08)
Me Loving Me
Me with a Side of a French Fries
Meager Meow (Lights-Out Lullaby) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Mean God … from the ep Talentless Piece of Shit
Mean Words for Me (In the Ladies Bathroom)
Meat
Meat of the Future … from the album Grundle Goo
Meat Stevens
Media of Restraint (Morning Star) … from the ep Full Circle
Media Present … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Medical Marijuana Asteroid Feet … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Medicine
(MEDIUM)
Mega TV (Tweet #230)
Mel's Hell (Kiper at the Gates of Dawn)
Melinda Green, 52 - (7:14PM)
Melky Cabrera
Memories of Monkey Bars and Distant Stars That Aren't Called Suns … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Memory Bank Belly Ache (11.19.08)
Mercy Bears … from the ep Use of Imagination
Mermaid Me
Mescaline Handshake … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Met a Man … from the ep Symbolik Chortling
Meta Headless Moonshine (2.27.10)
Metaphorical Lap Dog (11.22.08)
Meter Cojones (Tweet #187)
Mexico Cost Three Dollars (3.1.08)
Mexico's Downtrodden Wizard (8.24.08)
MFL
Mi Favorite People This Summer (Tweet #34)
Mi Patria Venezuela (Tweet #141)
Mi Son 0 for 1 (Tweet #23)
Mia’s Spelling Lesson (1.2.08)
Mice Lullabies
Michael Ellis Esther, 41 (1:11PM)
Michael Hurley, 30 (8:58PM)
Michael John Tait, 40 (1:46PM)
Michael Paal Massad, 58 (3:07PM)
Michael R. Hart, 43 (11:43AM)
Michelle’s Dead … from the album Slippin' Away
Microbiology … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
(MIDDLE)
Midget Shoes (4.28.10)
Midnight of My Birthright (5.6.08)
Midweek Malaise … from the ep Assplay Sojourn 2
Migraines (11.5.07)
Miguel Angel Perez-Cardenas, 30 (6:34AM)
Mike Mussina
Mikel L. Dashnea, 56 (9:38PM)
Milan Ravindra Freestyle
Miley Cyrus in the Ecuadorian Rain
Milk the Snow … from the album Likes

Milkmen Too Honest (8.22.09)
Milkshake City
Milwaukee House … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Mime Silencer … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
Mimes Don't Mime (12.29.08)
Mind Crime Sheila (12.4.07)
Mind Forever Voyaging … from the ep Strange Seas of Thought
Mind Vacation
Mind Your Manners (Always Behave)
Minds Like Bodies … from the ep Bad Hops
Mini-Eagle (1.4.09)
Minimal Glitch … from the ep Born Exactly the Same
Minneapolis
Minutia Spruce (2.15.10)
Mirrors … from the album Alone and Spineless
Miserable Fuck
Miserable Man (1.27.08)
Misleading Soul Gold (5.13.09)
Missing Ouiji Board Blues
Mission Accomplished … from the album 9/11: The Album
Misuse of Funds Kid (10.28.08)
Mo the Mouse … from the album Hide the Courage
Moat of Insurrection … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Moby Dick and the Princeton Insignia Favicon (12.31.09)
Modern Bushes (11.23.08)
Moist Morning … from the ep Brosita
Moldy Sasquatch … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Molly Marie Cartwright, 49 (1:26AM)
Mom I’m Joining the KKK … from the album Likes
Moments of Defeat … from the ep Completely Dead
Mommy (I Don't Want to Go to School Today)
Mommy It Hurts 2 Evolve (9.29.07)
Mommy's a God … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Monads (10.15.09)
Mondays is Religion (3.14.10)
Money
Money So Demoralizing … from the ep France
Moneytown
Monica Grace Frender, 40 (5:42PM)
Mono E. Mono … from the ep Backwards Nomo
Monuments
Moonbeams Are Bossy (10.4.07)
Morbid Birdshit … from the ep The Latest Black Keys Album
Morbid Porcupine
More Americans Than Golf … from the ep Against the Oppressor
More Capable Fools (The Gods) … from the ep One Language
More Punk Than Experimental … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
More Value Than Silence … from the ep Age
Morgan Ensberg
Moribund Endeavor (4.17.09)
Morning Dew … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Morphine Drop (Scratch Off Ticket) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Moss Moose (3.27.09)
Mother Mary
Motherfucker
Motown Sally Made a Salad
Mount Reason … from the ep Particularly Flooding Floors
Mountain Bath … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Mountain Cop … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Mountains (Song for Jennifer Aniston) … from the ep The Sober Veil
Mouth Inventions … from the ep Sick Society
Moutheyes
Mouths of People Who Have Had to Live … from the ep A Strange Complaint
Move a Body … from the ep The Devil
Movie Dog (11.20.09)
Movie Dude
Movie Matador (Tweet #224)
Moving On is Here to Stay (2.26.08)
Mr. Abortion … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Mr. Banana Peel’s Thirteen Black Cats … from the album Hide the Courage
Mr. Cooper's Golf Butt (Tweet #153)
Mr. Semsimisesis
Much Speech … from the ep One Blasphemy
Mud Panty Meltdown … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Muddled (Headdress Fell Off) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Muffin (Japanese Joy) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Mule
Mundane Butterfly … from the album Likes 2
Murder on Death Row (Wolf Blood Song)
Mutants Are All Around Us … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Mutual Misunderstanding … from the ep Exact Value to Your Listener
My
My Baby is a Jetsetter
My Best
My Best Friend is a Dolphin
My Brain the Filing Cabinet (9.7.08)
My Boss's Brother Got Divorced
My Dad’s Name is Ebe
My Demise Won't Make the News (10.27.08)
My Destiny
My Eyes Are Finally Giving Birth 2 Tiny Eyes That Spy on Your Eternal Worth … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My God Great Job (Tweet #250)
My Go-To Guy is Covered in Flies … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
My Grandmother Started Walking … from the ep Sixty
My Guy Arsenio Hall (Tweet #71)
My Face is Falling Off … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My Failure’s Horizon is Made of Gold Again (5.26.08)
My Friend Troy (Tweet #239)
My Heart Burned a Hole in My Head … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My Husband Gave Me a Necklace … from the ep Requested Fake
My Kind of Time Bomb … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My Legacy Here (11.29.08)
My Life in Friction … from the ep A Strange Complaint
My Life the Booming Silence (5.22.09)
My Lightning Breath Betwixt Me
My Logo
My Lover is a Man Named Steve (He's Diseased) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My Mind is a Radio in Your Heart Attack … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My Mirror, Part I … from the album A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
My Mirror, Part II … from the album A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
My Monday Vampire
My My Modern Fantasies (6.17.08)
My Next Lexus … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My Number 25 (Tweet #139)
My Only Sense of Self Comes from My Love of Junk Food … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My Own Way in the End … from the ep Against the Oppressor
My Personal Monster
My Say
My Seaweed … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
My Son Oney (Tweet #57)
My Sonar is Whimsy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
My Song (Meditation)
My Suicidal Intentions Will Kill Future Readership
My Vision is Dead to Me (9.24.08)
My Work Has No Socially Redeeming Value … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
Mysterious Night Ahead Perhaps
Mystery & Understanding (Overrated) … from the ep One Blasphemy


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N-Teenth Attempt (8.14.08)
Nachosis (Sinister Bliss)
Nameless Sadness … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Nathan … from the ep Human
Nathan D. Leonard, 38 (10:39PM)
Nathan T. Dunlop, 38 (5:34PM)
Nation’s Mouth (2.16.08)
National Spirit (2.2.09)
Natural Deaths Sometimes Do (9.22.09)
Natural Sound
NCC Ideas (12.20.09)
Necessary Work … from the ep Bad Hops
Necklace … from the ep Hands Around Your Own Neck
Need Your Knees … from the ep The Tiniest War
Needle Guns, Grinders, and Other Hand Tools (1.2.09)
Negative Two … from the ep Chill Wind Factor
Negatory Johnson
Neon Pink Xmas Wreath
Nervous Paws Amiss (3.31.10)
Network Guys (Tweet #36)
Neurosis … from the ep Tolerating Ambiguity
Neutron Revolution (1.4.10)
Never Chase a Lie … from the ep Run Itself to Death
Never Function at 23% (Tick) … from the ep Talentless Piece of Shit
Never Regret … from the ep A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
Never Slamdance On the Mousetrap (6.1.08)
Never Spend Your Money … from the ep All the Things
Never Suffer, Never Blessed … from the ep Wise
Never Wear a Smock … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Nevermore and Never Because (4.8.10)
New Alphabet Song
New Beginning (1.6.08)
New Currency (Language of the Location of the Poet) … from the ep Use of Imagination
New Dawn … from the ep Alcoholic Head Football Coach
New Hockey Fan (Tweet #45)
New Mexico
New Ocean (1.20.10)
New Parachute … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
New Pogo Stick Blues … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
New Radiohead Song A
New Radiohead Song B
New Razor … from the ep The Tiniest War
New Something Bop Bop
New Wave in C Major … from the album Lost Dog
New Yankee Stadium
New Year Blossoms (7.18.09)
New York Friends (Tweet #216)
Newer Everyday … from the ep Necessary Invention
Newspaper Rage … from the ep Works
Nice Day in Charlotte (Tweet #142)
Nice Day in Kansas (Tweet #248)
Nice PTI (Tweet #21)
Nickleback Fan … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Nicholas Holeman Shock, 27 (5:04PM)
Nico Harold Longoria, 29 (1:29AM)
Night of Day (Summer Sometimes) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Night of the Camel … from the album Likes 2
Nightmare Gravy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Nightmare on My Street
Nihilist, Noun … from the ep Don't Give Up
Nike … from the ep Polls
Niko the Bass-Playing Panda Bear
Nilbog
Nincompoopy Poop Poop … from the album Hide the Courage
Ninja Kin (6.8.10)
No Beginning (Thy Life's Fear) … from the ep Perfect Moment
No Crocodiles … from the ep What No Words Can Utter
No Depression
No Doctors … from the ep Attention of the World
No Flight of Fancy, You Fancy Boy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
No Goal (Now Go)
No Gratitude
No Greater Importance (Wave Song) … from the ep The Wave of the World is Wrong
No Humorists … from the ep Never
No I Know (Tweet #246)
No Kind of Dishonesty … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
No Law (Fruits of the Spirit) … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
No More Cringes (9.5.08)
No More Rain … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
No One Can Stop Them … from the ep A Strange Complaint
No Pain … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
No Pretensions Whatever … from the ep Barnum Was Wrong
No Slaves w/o Masters … from the album Lost Dog
No Smoking from a Noose (6.26.10)
No Tears for the Sword (5.9.09)
No Time for Making Enemies … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
No Tomorrow … from the album Likes 2
No Traffic in the Ocean (Tweet #88)
Noble Thoughts … from the ep Don't Worry About Your Equipment
Nobody Ever Died from Pleasure … from the ep Barnum Was Wrong
No-Doz Ocean Moses … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
No-Fail Clouds (8.28.09)
Noise Conference I … from the album Likes 2
Noise Conference II
Noise, Noun … from the ep Things That We Would Throw Away
Nojoda (Tweet #167)
Nolan Ryan (Tweet #61)
Nomadic Roseland
Non-Functioning Wings for My Girly Bird (4.21.10)
Non-Halloween Party (6.25.10)
Non-Self Cringe (4.11.10)
Noops Faced
Nose Knows No Motivation (2.7.09)
Not a Shred … from the ep Seize the Moment of Excited Curiosity
Not a Shred of Evidence … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
Not Actual Words (1.3.10)
Not Cry No More
Not Egomaniac (8.22.07)
Not Enough Bars … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Not Enuff Tart … from the ep Steve the Horse & The Lemon Machine
Not His Tools … from the ep Hug
Not Out … from the album Likes 2
Not Passion Itself … from the ep Something Bad
Not Raping Our Regrets
Not So Much
Not So Wise … from the ep Without Folly
Not So Wise, Part II … from the ep Strange Seas of Thought
Not Thomas (Tweet #80)
Not With Me
Not Your Fear … from the ep Lepa Dupham
Noted Nobody (2.5.10)
Nothing But the Past … from the ep Never
Nothing Extenuate … from the ep Strange Seas of Thought
Nothing So Useless … from the ep No Crime
Nothing Stays the Same … from the ep All the Things
Nothing That is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught … from the ep Hug
Nothing to Confess … from the ep Things That We Would Throw Away
Nothing to Sneeze At … from the ep Fickle Fritz
Nothing's Gonna Work Out
Now I Need You More (6.17.10)
Nu (8.27.09)
Nu Violent Nation
Numerous Monsters (9.2.09)
Nutrients Oak Tree (1.12.10)


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Obama Playing an Acoustic Guitar … from the ep Born Exactly the Same
Obey & Command … from the ep God Gave Us Memories
Oblong Crystal Car
Obviously Deaf
Occupy Wall Street Muppets
Ocean Economics (10.5.09)
Ocean of Doom … from the ep Total Control
Ocean Sex … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
October
Octopus Pants (12.11.07)
Octopuses? Octopi? Octopodes?
Ode to Hall (Fuck Oates) … from the ep Brosita
Ode to Katherine Josephine
Of an Ancient Drumkit (5.15.10)
Of Crooks and Rooks (5.3.08)
Of God's Whatever … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Of Men Who Have a Sense of Honor … from the ep To Make an Enemy
Of My Intelligence & Fatigue … from the ep Waiting for the Wind
Off Day in Miami (Tweet #184)
Officer Bill
Official Sanitary Senate Member of Sea World … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Offset
Oh Betty (4.23.08)
Oh Come On … from the ep Against the Oppressor
Oh Frank (Kinda Like a Dog But Not) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Oh I Love You … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Oh Jessica
Oh Sayonara … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Oh, Today (11.16.09)
Oh Well … from the album Likes 2
Oh What a Dubious Endeavor … from the ep Chill Wind Factor
Ohio Obituaries (6.27.08)
Oil Dog (6.16.08)
Oils of Lancer
(OLD)
Old Fool … from the ep The Average Ape
Old Refrigerator (6.14.08)
Older Song … from the ep All the Things
OMG I'm Eating a Banana … from the ep Spambot of Love
On a Raft
On the Barrier is a Story Let's Shoot It … from the ep Rust Belt Tetanus Paw-Paw: Meditations on Punishment
On the Signing of Artwork (2.12.09
On Zab Judah (Tweet #38)
One Cup of Coffee … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
One Day You'll Know … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
One Eye On the Moon … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
One Hour and Seventeen Minutes
One Man Shames Another (2.17.10)
One Matador One Fight(Tweet #227)
One More Drink … from the ep One Blasphemy
One More Opening Day (Tweet #158)
One of the Best Ever (Tweet #60)
One Tink Keep Me (Tweet #126)
One True God … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
One's Nose … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
Online Dating's Taking Its Toll
Only a Wolf … from the ep The Island Library
Only Actin’ Lonely … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Only by Night … from the ep Run Itself to Death
Only in Manhattan, Baby
Only When We Have Become Nonviolent Toward All Life … from the ep Completely Dead
O.O.B. (6.19.10)
Ooh Baboons
Ooh Ooh Ooh, La La La
OOKP (2.29.08)
Open Letter to Marijuana (5.26.09)
Opposite of Peace … from the ep The Sober Veil
Optimism (9.4.07)
Optimus Prime
Or Death … from the ep Whatever You Are from Nature
Or Tommy's Dead (10.23.08)
Orca Bang
Origin of the Doberman Pinscher
Original Twitter
Oslo Soul (1.25.09)
Ostrich Man … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Other is Ready … from the ep Don't Worry About Your Equipment
Others Might Pick Them Up … from the ep Things That We Would Throw Away
Others Must Fail … from the ep Aviation
Others Must Fail, Part II … from the ep Lay Hold on Heaven
Otherwise They'll Kill You … from the ep Any Clod
Otro Zapato (Tweet #51)
Otto von Jizzmarck & Me … from the ep Lepa Dupham
Our Ardent Appreciation … from the ep Outright Dislike
Our Bus Driver (Tweet #68)
Our Dignity Intact (8.1.08)
Our Legs Touched
Our Loving Friends … from the ep Experts
Our Relationship (Tweet #124)
Our Turn 2 Complain (Post-Molasses)
Ouster of Nothing … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Out Harmony's Way … from the ep Matadors
Out of Boredom … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Out of This (10.31.08)
Out There … from the ep Taco-Fox Betrayal Unit, Saturn 2019
Outdo, Verb … from the ep To Make an Enemy
Outlast Love
Overcome Anything … from the ep The Appellation
Overpriced (8.3.07)
Owls 4 Feet
Oxtotitland (2.15.08)
Ozney (Tweet #109)
Ozzie Guillen is Crazy (Tweet #84)
Ozzie Oney (Tweet #156)


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Pablo's Panther (11.13.08)
Paco
Pageturners … from the ep The Tiniest War
Pain from the Girl I Loved (1.22.09)
Painted Window … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Pana Mano Derecha (Tweet #81)
Pancake-Like Tonight (6.1.10)
Panda Sundown
Pandas Eating Panda Sausage
Pants Go … from the ep Black Spaghetti
Panty Romance … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Papa Don't Preach
Papa John is an Android … from the ep Stereoptician
Paper Goats
Paper Mache Machete Grey Blues (9.27.07)
Paper Walls Torn (9.1.09)
Pale Lovers in the Grey … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Parachute Failure (3.23.08)
Parallel Vigor (Body, Mind, Heart: Exercise, Study, Love) … from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
Paralyzed Mechanic (9.2.07)
Paraplegic
Pardon My Butt (Hammerhead Shark)
Parlez-vous Francais? … from the album Grundle Goo
Partial Containment Control: A Realization (Anti-Religion Song 45)
Particles
Parts (7.21.08)
Paso Esto Senores (Tweet #188)
Passive Creatures (Men vs. Women) … from the ep Polls
Passive Wolf (8.11.08)
Paste of You
Pat O'Connor in Gage (Tweet #160)
Patchwork Jock (7.13.10)
Patchwork Patricia
Path of Song (6.18.10)
Pathetic Medic
Pathetically Kissing Their Feet (11.14.08)
Pathology Silence … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Patience My Friend … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Patient Bomb
Patio Party Yo (5.30.09)
Patricia Dawn Grandberry, 41 (4:36PM)
Patrick J. Amos, 60 (10:45PM)
Patrick’s Song
Patriotic Mouse Death
Pause the Freeway … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Pay My Own Way
Payroll Kid … from the album Hide the Courage
Peace in Where and What You Are … from the ep Double Victory
Peacock Bath 4 Recess (9.19.09)
Pebbles (Realization)
Pedophile Priest with Psychic Powers (7.20.08)
Peer
Pelican Mountain
Pelt Your Pelt (11.23.09)
Pendularmy … from the ep Who Am I to Say?
Penetrate the Serpent (Pride) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Penis
Pennies to Burn … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Penniless Not Broke (1.24.08)
Penny 4 (6.9.08)
Pensive Molly
Pentagon Prices … from the ep A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
People Die
People in Power Should Be Afraid … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Percussive Overload … from the ep Nice Autosave
Perfection is a Chinese Waterfall (Heartbeat Erection) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Perfection is No Trifle … from the ep Trifles Go
Permanently Person (Do Give Books) … from the ep Born in Hatred
Perry Ray Hidge, 27 (10:00PM)"
Person … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
Personal Curtains 4 Most Every Monday (9.14.09)
Personal Hell … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Personal Problems
Perth Amboy (7.31.07)
Peruvian Food (Tweet #221)
Peruvian Restaurant? (Tweet #220)
Pest … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Pet Dog … from the ep Animalsongs
Pet Sounds
"Pete Rose" by The Dude of Life (3.3.09)
Petty Theft of My Heart Strings … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Phil Coke
Phil Hughes (Part One)
Phil Hughes (Part Two)
Philip Inter (10.16.07)
Philo T. Farnsworth, Inventor of Television … from the ep Completely Dead
Philosophy Gains … from the ep The Devil
Phoenix Saturday in Texas (4.19.08)
Piano Fuck … from the ep Stereoptician
Picasso is Painting with a Blank Check and the Acid Rain
Piccadilly Auschwitz … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Pick … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Picking Up Dog Poop is Easy in Snow (1.8.10)
Pickled Brains … from the ep Black Spaghetti
Picture Me Blissfully … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Pieces of the Dead Tree (5.24.08)
Pigeonhole You … from the ep Hot Metal High
Pile (9.20.07)
Pills and Booze and Pills (5.1.08)
Pining Cone (9.21.07)
Pink Flamingo Dress
Pink Soup … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Pinky Toe Rape … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Pinokio … from the album Grundle Goo
Pinokio (Sammy Hagar Version)
Pinwheel … from the ep Waiting for the Wind
Prince of Bones and Gnomes … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Piss 1: 5.16.12, 12:12 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 2: 5.16.12, 1:19 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 3: 5.16.12, 3:39 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 4: 5.16.12, 5:50 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 5: 5.16.12, 9:07 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 6: 5.17.12, 12:35 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 7: 5.17.12, 7:02 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 8: 5.17.12, 11:54 AM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 9: 5.17.12, 1:19 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 10: 5.17.12, 3:00 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 11: 5.17.12, 4:22 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 12: 5.17.12, 5:47 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 13: 5.17.12, 11:15 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 14: 5.18.12, 12:47 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 15: 5.18.12, 7:02 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 16: 5.18.12, 10:27 AM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 17: 5.18.12, 12:03 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 18: 5.18.12, 1:25 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 19: 5.18.12, 2:55 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 20: 5.18.12, 5:22 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 21: 5.18.12, 9:29 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 22: 5.18.12, 10:43 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home--outside)
Piss 23: 5.18.12, 11:48 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home--outside)
Piss 24: 5.19.12, 12:42 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 25: 5.19.12 1:13 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 26: 5.19.12, 1:51 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 27: 5.19.12, 2:42 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 28: 5.19.12, 9:04 M, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 29: 5.19.12, 1:03 PM, Sloatsburg, NY (Rest stop)
Piss 30: 5.19.12, 4:55 PM, Hudson, NY (Air BNB apartment)
Piss 31: 5.19.12, 6:26 PM, Hudson, NY (Air BNB apartment)
Piss 32: 5.19.12, 8:36 PM, Hudson, NY (Helsinki)
Piss 33: 5.19.12, 9:30 PM, Hudson, NY (Helsinki)
Piss 34: 5.19.12, 10:56 PM, Hudson, NY (Helsinki)
Piss 35: 5.20.12, 12:00 AM, Hudson, NY (Air BNB apartment)
Piss 36: 5.20.12, 3:28 AM, Hudson, NY (Red Dot)
Piss 37: 5.20.12, 8:45 AM, Hudson, NY (Air BNB apartment)
Piss 38: 5.20.12, 11:39 AM, Hudson, NY (Air BNB apartment)
Piss 39: 5.20.12, 8:02 PM, Annadale, NJ (Parents' house)
Piss 40: 5.21.12, 12:01 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 41: 5.21.12, 8:09 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 42: 5.21.12, 6:34 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 43: 5.21.12, 10:26 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 44: 5.22.12, 6:49 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 45: 5.22.12, 11:40 AM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 46: 5.22.12, 1:15 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 47: 5.22.12, 6:24 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 48: 5.22.12, 11:05 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 49: 5.23.12, 1:08 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 50: 5.23.12, 7:00 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 51: 5.23.12, 10:02 AM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 52: 5.23.12, 11:42 AM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 53: 5.23.12, 1:29 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 54: 5.23.12, 4:44 M, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 55: 5.23.12, 5:55 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 56: 5.24.12, 12:50 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 57: 5.24.12, 7:22 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 58: 5.24.12, 10:10 AM, Bedminster, NJ (Quickchek)
Piss 59: 5.24.12, 12:10 PM, Hillsborough, NJ (Wendy's)
Piss 60: 5.24.12, 2:22 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 61: 5.24.12, 5:07 PM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 62: 5.24.12, 6:18 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 63: 5.24.12, 9:58 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 64: 5.25.12, 12:51 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 65: 5.25.12, 7:03 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 66: 5.25.12, 9:54 AM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 67: 5.25.12, 11:15 AM, Princeton, NJ (Work)
Piss 68: 5.25.12, 12:55 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 69: 5.25.12, 5:24 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 70: 5.25.12, 7:31 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 71: 5.25.12, 8:20 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 72: 5.25.12, 9:10 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 73: 5.25.12, 10:10 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 74: 5.25.12, 10:59 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 75: 5.25.12, 11:45 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 76: 5.26.12, 12:38 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 77: 5.26.12, 1:42 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home--outside)
Piss 78: 5.26.12, 3:09 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 79: 5.26.12, 9:57 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 80: 5.26.12, 5:26 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 81: 5.26.12, 6:20 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 82: 5.26.12, 7:18 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 83: 5.26.12, 8:31 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Porta)
Piss 84: 5.26.12, 9:43 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Porta)
Piss 85: 5.26.12, 11:36 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Porta)
Piss 86: 5.27.12, 12:57 AM, Asbury Park, NJ (Johnny Mac)
Piss 87: 5.27.12, 2:07 AM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 88: 5.27.12, 6:55 AM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 89: 5.27.12, 10:52 AM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 90: 5.27.12, 12:36 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 91: 5.27.12, 2:03 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 92: 5.27.12, 3:19 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Aqua)
Piss 93: 5.27.12, 5:23 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Aqua)
Piss 94: 5.27.12, 5:58 PM, Asbury Park, NJ (Friend's house)
Piss 95: 5.28.12, 8:49 AM, Princeton, NJ (Home)
Piss 96: 5.28.12, 11:28 AM, New Jersey (On train)
Piss 97: 5.28.12, 2:58 PM, Flushing, NY (Citi Field)
Piss 98: 5.28.12, 5:48 PM, New Jersey (On train)
Piss 99: 5.28.12, 6:28 PM, Princeton, NJ (Home)

Pity Fuck … from the album Likes 2
Pizza before the Police … from the ep His Own Side in a Quarrel
Pizza Rapists … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Plagiarismo
Plague of Whiners … from the ep Nine
Plaid Americans
Plastic (12.9.07)
Plastic Surgery Party (2.12.08)
Please Cushion This Constant Blow
Please God Help Him (Tweet #154)
Please Melissa (5.17.09)
Pleasing Greasy (Seasonal) Diarrhea
Pleasure … from the ep Punishment
Plenty of Time to be Dead … from the ep The Test
Plexiglas Yearning (12.18.08)
Plight of the Liquid Dude-Things (2.9.10)
Plot Together with Scissors
Plus 4 Days (9.4.08)
PM Dippers (9.20.08)
Poet in Your Pocket … from the ep The Cooling Influences of the World
Poised (Positioned for Forgetting) … from the ep Assplay Sojourn 2
Poised 4 Inarticulate (11.3.09)
Polar Bear Assassins
Police State
Polish Pussy
Politeness … from the ep One Language
Politicians ≤ Pandas
Politico te Identifique (Tweet #25)
Politics is War is Politics … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
Pond Scum Tom
Poodle Looter Strudel … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Poop You Out Right (8.9.07)
(POOR)
Poor Fellow Blues … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Poor People … from the ep Lay Hold on Heaven
Poor Vision (Date Anybody) … from the ep Attention of the World
Pop Beat Ali … from the ep Hospital Apologies
Pop Goes the Wimbledon Weasel
Popular Maze Rat
Pookie Bear Got a Toothache
Por Que Jose (Tweet #35)
Porno Palace Mindset
Porridge Without You (9.4.09)
Possessive Asshole (12.30.07)
Possibility of the Night
Possum Medium … from the ep This Missive Unrelated
Poultry Party … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Pouring Rain (8.3.08)
Pow Wowzer Pow Pow
Powder Blue
Power is the Ability (Unsatisfied, Part II) … from the ep Any Clod
PR Team (Tweet #37)
Prairie Was Broken (10.30.09)
Prayer Wing … from the ep Melodies & Joy
Preamble Get Wood (7.9.10)
Predestination, Noun … from the ep Picturesque Bad Manners
Predictable Responses … from the ep Sick Society
Premature Explanation … from the ep Freedom from Fear
Prent Song (4.17.08)
Preservation of the World … from the ep In Wildness
President Gun … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Pretty White Wife Fiend
Pride is Taking Less Than You Need … from the ep Most Men Buy Nothing
Pretzel Boy … from the ep Backwards Nomo
Primate … from the album Likes
Primate, Noun … from the ep Completely Dead
Prime Rib from the deluxe single "A Dove in the Lion's Mouth"
Prison Internet Connection
Prisoner Inside You (1.24.10)
Private Narcissist
Pro War
Probably Not Mike (9.24.09)
Process the Yield (9.11.09)
Professional Nihilism … from the ep Punishment
Profanity to Prayer (Relief Song) … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
Project Narcissism (Weasel in My Walrus)
Promised Regret … from the ep Fuck My Lingo
Promises (Macaroni and Cheese) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Properly Cooked Children … from the ep Dote
Prophetic Leaves (3.13.08)
Prospective Friends (8.18.09)
Proud Geese Lame Duck … from the ep Hands Around Your Own Neck
Proud of the Kids (Tweet #66)
Psycho Sick at Baccarat
Psychological Sports Hero (3.13.09)
Pu Pu Platter
Publishers Maybe (3.4.10)
Pulver
Pure Party Bliss … from the ep The Island Library
Purgatory and Cheese … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Purple Bubble in Your Third Hometown (12.6.07)
Purple Butt and Waxed on Gin
Purple Pig (Tweet #237)
Put Gravy On the Championship Poodle … from the album Likes
Put the Feces On Your Face (10.20.07)
Put Your Cock on My Crustacean (Pie Song) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Put Your Little Party Pooper Pooper on Me … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Putting Food on the Table for Your Weasel Family is a Good Deed
Pyro Corgis (Perform Abortions Outdoors) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. III: Vagary


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Quagmire Flack (8.17.08)
Quaint Delights (Song for Kathy Acker) … from the ep Nuke Toddlers
Quaze … from the ep Fuck My Lingo
Que Lastima (Tweet #177)
Que Lastima, Part 2 (Tweet #185)
Que Porqueria (Tweet #166)
Queer 2 Feel It … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Quentin and Rios (Tweet #11)
Question-Asker (9.20.09)
Question Mornings … from the ep Hot Metal High
Quickly or Slow … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Quiet Kissing (10.24.09)
Quiet Lies Live Lonely
Quiet Went the Night
Quite Possessed … from the ep To Make an Enemy
Quorum, Noun … from the ep His Own Side in a Quarrel
Quota (2.25.09)


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R. Saltfire’s Well … from the album Likes 2
Rabbit Man is Watching Us
Racist Against Fat People (4.11.09)
Rad Sad Dad … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Raft
Rage for Rage-Sake (4.5.10)
Railroad Freight Car (The Human Brain) … from the ep Propensitate of Prejudice
Ramen Noodle Liver Poodle … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Randall E. Jones, 47 (1:09PM)
Rape Face Johnson
Rape Rape Rape
Rasta Nation
Rational Animal … from the ep Anger Dwells
Rat's Ass Assassination … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Ravage … from the ep Don't Worry About Your Equipment
Raymond Lee, Real Person (9.11.08)
Razorblade Apples (10.30.07)
R&B Backbone (Don't Need No Ride Home)
Reaction to Bliss … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Ready for the Queen … from the ep Backwards Nomo
Real Bad Figth (Tweet #155)
Real Tears … from the album 9/11: The Album
Reality is That … from the ep Anger Dwells
Reality's Liberal Bias … from the ep Polls
Reason, Noun … from the ep Propensitate of Prejudice
Reasonable Mixtape (1.24.09)
Recession & Depression … from the ep Trifles Go
Recognized Momentum (3.25.09)
Reconciliation (5.18.09)
Rectal Pansy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
(RED)
Red Barn … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Red Camera (2.8.10)
Red Cock, Part I (5.4.09)
Red Cock, Part II (5.5.09)
Red Dog (4.14.08)
Red Dress (White Polka Dots)
Red Girl Sun
Red Maps (6.4.09)
Red Ribbons
Red Tide
Redemption Throng
Reeducation Franks (11.27.08)
Refuel (12.19.09)
Regiment … from the ep God Gave Us Memories
Reliable Guy (8.23.07)
Religion and the Land (9.27.08)
Religion, History, Art and Romance … from the ep One Blasphemy
Religion is Excellent Stuff for Keeping Common People Quiet … from the ep Seize the Moment of Excited Curiosity
Religious Man … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Remedy of Concern … from the ep Necessary Invention
Remorse … from the album Likes 2
Remove Your Ego
Renaldo Clark … from the album Alone and Spineless
Renegade Easter Meat Betrayal
Renegade Stretcher (12.2.09)
Render More & Better … from the ep Born in Hatred
Repulsive Menagerie
Reservations for Eternity (10.2.07)
Respect … from the ep The Real Enemy
Respetarla (Tweet #189)
Responsibility of the Night Owl
Rest of the Time … from the ep Fun & Fear
Resume Your Mariachi … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Retarded Guinea Pig
Retribution … from the ep Ornament of a House
Return of the Five Deadly Venoms … from the album Grundle Goo (also appears on Decaf Spoon: A Collection)
Rewired (10.8.07)
RGB … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Rhino Juice
Rhino with a Human Mouth … from the ep Animalsongs
(RICH)
Rich People … from the ep The Heart Unwrinkled
Richard Allen Counts, 24 (10:00PM)
Richard Fred Leverenz, 63 - (6:54PM)
Richard Gere’s Gerbil … from the album Lost Dog
Richard N. Meyer, 53 (4:34PM)
Richie Sexson
Ricky Steven Watson, 22 (1:20AM)
Ride
Rider (4.12.10)
Ride Your Pony … from the album Slippin' Away
Riders
Riding the Rails … from the album Slippin' Away (also appears on Lost Dog)
Right Expression of Maleness (How Beautiful) … from the ep Wise
Right Side of the Law
Rights to the Movie
Ringerless Fings (9.18.07)
River Gnome (11.10.09)
Roadkill Chronicles, Part I
Roadkill Chronicles, Part II
Roadkill Chronicles, Part III: Everybody Eat Your Roadkill
Roadkill Chronicles, Part IV
Robert Rito Siamon, 41 (7:44PM)
Robinson Cano
Robot Jazz (1.19.09)
Robot Misery (6.14.09)
Robotic Kids
Rock Cookie Ad Man (2.2.10)
Rock 'n' Roll Wasabi
Rockin' DJ Party … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Rodin's Thinker, Constipated … from the ep Adolescence and Obsolescence
Rogues Never Rest … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
Romance in My Pants … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Romantic Titanic
Ronald Duane Larson, 54 (1:04PM)
Room Temperature … from the ep France
Rope Time (8.21.08)
Rose Song … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Roses in December … from the ep God Gave Us Memories
Rosetta Stoned Again … from the album Likes
Ross Ohlendorf
Rotten Bells
Rover
R.U. Ready 2 Rock?
Rubber Bullets
Rubbing My Cock on a Magical Forest Tree … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Ruff & Tumble (Ode to Mr. Mumbles) … from the ep Alone Forever
Run Into Night … from the ep Winning Man
Run-On Run (8.20.09)
Russian Hooker (2022 Whore, or Dyke-Thing of the Present Glum)
Rusty Must (5.5.10)
Rusty Protractor (4.29.08)
Rut Strut (1.13.08)
Rynda Partika, 18 (10:10AM)


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Saber Mi Opinion (Tweet #172)
Sack
Sacred Heart
Sad & Lonely … from the ep Lepa Dupham
Sad Ghost Inching Closer
Sad Mustache
Sad September Whistle … from the ep Fickle Fritz
Saddest Part of Your Heart … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Saddle Up Partner (You Look Beautiful Today)
Sad Wet Birds … from the ep Animalsongs
Safe Changes … from the ep Hammer Thru
Said Roof (5.27.08)
Sakana (Tweet #56)
Salmon … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Saloon
Saludos (Tweet #204)
Sam Beem Got Nothing On Me (8.29.07)
Sam the Sparrow
Same as Poetry … from the ep Rust Belt Tetanus Paw-Paw: Meditations on Punishment
Same Religion and Shoes … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Same Song
Samuel Ellsworth Hill, Jr., 56 (12:35AM)
San Diego Zoo … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Sanctum
Sand Dunes
Sand Humanitarian … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Sandstorm of the Unborn (8.3.08)
Sandwich
Sane Brain Waiting 2 Kick Its Twin Ass (1.20.09)
Sank … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Sans Inevitabilities Nada (10.13.08)
Sans Inevitability … from the album 9/11: The Album
Santa Cunt (12.14.08)
Santa Spills Her Guts 2 Me (5.2.08)
Santan Lives … from the album Likes 2
Santa's Bikini … from the ep Total Control
Santa's Eyes … from the ep I Am a Furcoat
Santa-Shaped Cloud (11.16.07)
Sarah Brittany (Tweet #247)
Sarah Johansen … from the ep Spambot of Love
Sasquatch Magoo
Satan and Santa … from the album Likes 2
Saturday Night Daydeam (8.6.07)
Sauce On the Floor (6.25.09)
Say Yes to the Dress
Sazon Restaurant (Tweet #218)
Scallops Song … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Scapegoat Platypus Nazi Blues … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Scapegoat Rapist … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Scared Person (Expert) … from the ep Sick Society
Scared Robot … from the album Likes
Scaredy Cat (Beige and Brown Gun)
Scarf-Eyed Girl [0:09] … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Scary Cave of Your Heart (12.17.07)
Scat Monkey Zoo Problem … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Scattered Hairs (2.5.09)
Science Fiction Girl
Science is a Wonderful Thing … from the ep Freedom from Fear
Science is Nothing … from the ep Mental Illness
Science is Overrated
Science Regardless
Science Should Not Set Limits to Imagination … from the ep Use of Imagination
Science Was an Asshole (1.30.08)
Scientific Vagina
Scones and Coffee (Naughty Time) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Scope Creep (8.12.10)
Scott! (Tweet #200)
Scott Merkin (Tweet #116)
Scott Patterson
Screaming Birds (9.11.07)
Screech Powers (Parts I-VII)
Scrim-Scrum (Now I Got None) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Scripture Picture Taking with My Niece Denise
Scruff Rampage (4.2.10)
Scuff It in Retort (5.14.09)
Sea of Bliss
Sea of Guilty Sharks … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Sean and Hugo, Part I (Tweet #94)
Sean and Hugo, Part II (Tweet #95)
Sean Andrew Garrison, 20 (1:18PM)
Sean Penn Deviera (Tweet #97)
Seat of the Electric Chair (5.21.08)
Seattle Dog … from the ep Talentless Piece of Shit
Seattle Slaves (9.22.08)
Second Death (11.4.09)
Second Life as a Squirrel (9.13.07)
Second Wind (11.22.07)
Seconds
Seduction is Meaningless (8.10.07)
See & Compose … from the ep Don't Worry About Your Equipment
See Also Nineteen
See It as 3
See Only Patterns (4.27.09)
See, See and See (6.21.10)
Seeming Century (12.15.09)
Seems to Have Come Down with a Beach Theme … from the ep Total Control
Semen Horse … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Semen Sq. (6.13.09)
Senator Kiki's Hydration Bone … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Send Songs 2 California
Sendin' Emails 2 Myself … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Sengupta is the New … from the ep Sengupta
Sentiment
Sergeant in the Army of Love … from the ep Johnny Kill the Mermaids
Sesom
Setting Sun Says Different (1.26.09)
Setting Your Eyes On Fire … from the album Hide the Courage
Seven Feet Wide (1.25.08)
Seven Foot Ostrich (2.7.08)
Seven Mary Three
Seven Sundays and Your Eyes Adore (11.1.08)
Several Machines (11.7.08)
Severe Weather
Sex Thing (9.16.09)
Sextuplet Octave Leap … from the album Grundle Goo
Sexual Cancer Sleeps Uneasy Tonight … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Sexy Girl (Orange Spandex Pants)
Shabby Autumn Seed
Shackled to the Cinders
Shakes … from the album 9/11: The Album
Shameful Rodent (3.18.10)
Shameless Lies (All of the True Things) … from the ep Most Men Buy Nothing
Share a Feeling
Sharpened for Stabbing (7.2.10)
Shave Your Testicles … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Shawn Edward Mahan, 36 (1:50PM)
Shawn Michael Ekstrom, 23 (1:10PM)
She Dreams of Hitler and Headless Horses … from the album Likes
She Left Her Personality in the Toilet
She Ought Not Have a Name
She Photographs Dead Birds
She Sleeps in the Other Room
She Smiled (With Her Head On) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
She’s a Golden Paradise (6.24.08)
She's Been Gone a Long Time
She’s the Germ (12.22.07)
Sheep Song … from the ep Barnum Was Wrong
Sheep Song, Part II … from the ep All the Things
Sheep with Plasm a Wool (7.5.08)
Shelley Duncan
Shiner 4 Nothing (5.23.08)
Shines a Ray
Shipwrecked without Pajamas (2.5.08)
Shirt … from the ep The Spotlight
Shit Civilization (Dark Moon Manager)
Shit Fatigue and Loving Me (9.2.08)
Shit Kentucky Economy (Mega-Walrus is Not 2 Blame) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Shitty Shepherd (2.24.08)
Shitty-Time America … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Shooting Dogs and Rat Catching … from the ep His Own Side in a Quarrel
Shooting Stacy in the Stomach
Shopping at Sam Goody Sam Good
Short of the Goal (3.22.10)
Short on Cinnamon, Long on Dust … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Short Stack (1.20.08)
Shorthair (7.30.08)
Short-Lived Lover of Sanity … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Shotgun City … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Shouldn’t Say (4.6.08)
Showing Me the Door (7.22.08)
Shunning Magnets … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Shut Off Your Mind … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Shutdown the Soil (5.26.10)
Shuttle-Stranded and Holding Hands
Shy Summer Smile (6.1.09)
Siamese Dog … from the album Lost Dog
Siberian Tiger … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Sick Mickey Mantle … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Sickness
Sidney Ponson
Sift Alien … from the ep A Real "Must"
Sift Thru Synergy and the Whale … from the ep Talentless Piece of Shit
Sigh (7.29.07)
Sigh of the Clouds … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Significant Other
Silence … from the ep All Progress
Silent Scream (Interspecies Rape) … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Silent Words (6.3.08)
Silly Lightning Bug … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Silo Rape
Similar Beard (7.26.08)
Similar Drugs … from the ep Spambot of Love
Similar, Sane and Same Aggravation … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Simon and Maryanne … from the album Likes 2
Simple Little World
Simple, Neat and Wrong … from the ep Sixty
Simplified Eyes (Queen of All I See) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Simply Put
Sin is a Gravitation … from the ep The Policy of Being Too Cautious
Singing in the Shower
Singular Waste (Me) … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
Sip a Little Song (12.16.07)
Sitting in a Wheel … from the ep Assplay Sojourn 2
Situation (10.14.07)
Sixteen Days … from the album Likes 2
Sixteen Hour Sigh (12.15.07)
Skiing
Skinny Hercules (10.13.07)
Skullhang … from the ep Brosita
Sky High Ecstasy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Sky James Grady, 32 (8:55AM)
Slap a Weasel
Slaphappy
Slave Party
Sleeping in the Same Room as Dada (4.4.09)
Sleeping Wolverine … from the album Likes
Slice of Life
Slight Not What's Near … from the ep The Devil
Slippin’ Away
Sloths and Moths (10.16.09)
Slow Angels … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Slow Day Today
Slow Down and Enjoy Life … from the ep The Dust of Everyday Life
Slow Going Back (7.13.08)
Slug
Slug on a Thumb Tac
Smacked-Around Toddler (10.6.09)
Small Jobs … from the ep The National Rifle Association
Small Mob … from the ep Wise
Smells of Speed (5.24.09)
Smile Graft
Smith St. (11.30.08)
Smoke Cigarettes and Die
Snapcat
Snakes … from the album 9/11: The Album
Snakes Replaced (5.31.08)
Snazzy Locket … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Sniff of Joy
Snow is Melting (2.7.10)
Snow White On Drugs, Part I
Snow White On Drugs, Part II
Snow White On Drugs, Part III
Snow White On Drugs, Part IV
Snow White On Drugs, Part V
So Fucking Wise … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
So Hollywood … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
So Long … from the album Lost Dog
So Long Mary (1.30.09)
So Lost in Boston Lobotomies
So Many Songs (1.23.10)
So Much for the Big City (Terrorism) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
So Productive (9.30.08)
Social History of the Wester World (Replacing) … from the ep Run Itself to Death
Social Media Piracy Network … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Social Society (5.11.09) … from the album Eveezi Salmz: Year Two, also appears on The Time Machine (Extended Version)
Socialism Failed, Capitalism May Fail … from the ep We Do Not Experience It
Sockajaweeda
Sod Boy
Sodomize My Sincerity (11.13.07)
Soft Universe Sound
Solar and Sonar in the Sleepy Sea … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Solar Panels Instead of Eyes … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Sold the Hole (Ice-Fishing Mexicans) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Sold the Kids to Slavery
Sold the VCR … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Sole Benefactor … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Solemn Not Pure … from the ep I Am a Furcoat
Soma … from the ep Elivindarye
Somebody Out There … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Someone 2 Blame (4.28.08)
Someone Always Dies (12.23.09)
Someone Else
Someone Tell Me Why (9.8.09)
Something
Something Else Inside the Messenger (8.8.07)
Something Made Me Think of You
Something So Pure … from the album Likes
Something That I Love … from the ep Life is Like a Dogsled Race
Sometimes the Sun Breaks Thru … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Sometimes You're My Friend … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Somewhere
Somewhere Over Easton Ave. (4.22.08)
Somos Como Somos (Tweet #179)
Sonic Use
Song 300 (5.12.08)
Song 700 (6.16.09)
Song 853 (11.17.09)
Song for 2011 (1.1.10)
Song for Honey
Song for Wolfie … from the ep Post-Singularity
Song of If I Never Find You
Song of Morning/Mourning
Song of Stuart Cooling (Don't Feel Bad, We Had an Insect Problem)
Song with a Whistling Intro
Song Z (8.29.08)
Songs of Eveezi (6.17.09)
Songs of the Unfinished Spine … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Songs with a Twist (11.5.08)
Sorcerer Alien Origin (2.14.09)
Sorry Food (Tweet #171)
Sorry I Hit the Crack Pipe … from the album Grundle Goo
Sorta Berserkish (10.9.07)
SOS 4 Domestic Breasts (8.13.09)
Sosh Netty Gets Me Hard (2.25.10)
Soul of a Clown … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
Sound Abatement (2.27.09)
Space Age Rebellion … from the ep Black Spaghetti
Space Cadet
Spaces (1.19.10)
Spaghetti Ready … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Spaghetti Sauce Goals … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Spam the Wolverines … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Spandex Cheese
Spandex Bikini and Her Inside Gold (7.28.08)
Spandex Rodeo … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Spanish-Speaking Mandarin Spaniels … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Sparrow Kisses the Crow … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Spasms of Revulsion (10.26.08)
Spawn Spicola (7.8.08)
Speak Soft
Special Head (6.10.08)
Special Night
Specifically
Speck … from the ep Orange Santa Suit
Spinning in the Clock is the Killshot (3.29.10)
Spiral Stairs to Monday (11.27.07)
Spirit in My Heart
Spitting in the Sand, Your Delicate Sounds (5.8.10)
Spoon
SportsTalk
Spraypaint Your Teardrops Black … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Sprinkly Doughnut Sherry Feeling (7.16.10)
Spunk Prohibited (4.29.10)
Squared Air from the deluxe single "A Dove in the Lion's Mouth"
Squint (Tumult of Rider)
Stacy Stole My Heart and Shattered It
Stagger Home … from the ep Chill Wind Factor
Standing O … from the album Slippin' Away (also appears on Lost Dog and Sea of Bliss: The Cassette Tape Anthology)
Starstruck in Kentucky
Startled Kittens Inside My Head (12.12.08)
Static Data Chatter … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Statistics … from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
Stay in Executions … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Stayed in Play … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Stayed Places (11.28.09)
Stephanie (Come On Kick My Psyche Like a Vending Machine)
Stephanie K. Higgins, 32 (10:00PM)
Stepping in Gum … from the album Likes 2
Steve (8.7.08)
Steven Seagal
Stick Your Tongue Out at God
Still Best Friends
Still Bled (5.20.08)
Still Got It (Tweet #15)
Still Proud of Team USA (Tweet #48)
Stop N’ Dance
Stop Sign Eyes (11.26.07)
Store
Storm Fear
Storytellers … from the ep Sick Society
Strange As You Are Synonymous (With Danger) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Synthetic Hour … from the ep Door
Strange Waves (3.26.09)
Strap a Leopard (1.14.10)
Strapless Bra
Strife … from the album Grundle Goo
Stripper with Recorder Skills … from the ep Barf Balladz
Stromboli Trombone … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Strong Hint I Won't Be Back Again
Strong Response to Negativity
Stubbornness is Determination … from the ep To Make an Enemy
Stuck in Wrongville with the Right Town Blues (2.11.09)
Stupefied by the Excellence (1.14.08)
Stupid Evil Magic Curse (Orange) … from the ep Orange Santa Suit
Stupid Lonely Eye Socket … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Success Usually Comes … from the ep We Are Loved
Sykeez Immune System (Album Idea)
Symbiotic Puppies … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Systematic Relief
Sub 48 (3.10.09)
Subpar Raindance in Your Underpants … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Suffering is a Result … from the ep Trifles Go
Suicidal Dew
Suicidal Lawn Gnomes … from the album Hide the Courage
Summer Chevy (Tweet #104)
Summer Ways (7.12.10)
Summer's Gone … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Sun on the Snow … from the ep Hammer Thru
Sundances (Tweet #226)
Sunday Morning (Back from the Dead)
Sundown in Mississippi
Sunny Day Slumbering (No Place to Go) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Sunoco
Sunset Waves Goodbye
Super Excited
Super Happy Now … from the album Alone and Spineless
Super Lame Halloween Party (10.18.07)
Superstars Farting … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Surgery Seas (6.9.09)
Surprise Party … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Surprised by Nothing … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Surviving the Dream … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Susan Loup Biclar (9.22.07)
Sushi Pink (Tweet #163)
Sushi Rivalry … from the ep Alcoholic Head Football Coach
Suzzie Sold Me a Sandwich … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Swallowed Love I Couldn't Chew
Swanky New Cult (8.16.09)
Sweep You Away (8.1.09)
Sweet Melissa or Melinda … from the ep Alone Forever
Sweet Sauce of Labor … from the ep Impotence
Sweet Soul (8.11.09)
Sweeter (9.29.08)
Swimm … from the ep Wink or Whim
Swiss Army Knife and a Miller Light (12.10.09)
Switched at Birth


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Tabletop Mushroom (11.22.09)
Taco Graveyard … from the ep Melodies & Joy
Taco Leg (Linus)
Tacoma Wagon … from the ep Orange Santa Suit
Tactical Kentucky … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Tad Person Dictatorship (3.16.10)
Tae Ryan Shirts (Tweet #7)
Take a Sip of the Futuristic Water … from the ep Post-Singularity
Take a Walk Outside
Take a Walk Outside My Head
Take Off Your Boots (6.15.08)
Take Off Your Jetpack (11.25.07)
Tailor of Burnt Things (1.5.08)
Talk of the Town (10.18.09)
Talking to the Ducks Again (4.12.08)
Talon's Song of Sorry Sacks … from the album Alone and Spineless
Tan Doloroso (Tweet #190)
Tangerine Blue (11.9.07)
Tape … from the ep The Spotlight
Tape Worm Stew (7.30.07)
(It's Just a) Task
Taskmaster (3.6.09)
Tattooed Face (7.21.07)
Tawdry Fluxmaster (10.14.08)
Tax Day Baby (4.15.08)
Tax Day Wizard (4.15.10)
Taylor Ray Peterson, 18 (10:00PM)
Techno Glee (12.23.08)
Techno Part Two … from the ep Nice Autosave
Technology is the Knack … from the ep We Do Not Experience It
Technology's Two Types of People … from the ep Outright Dislike
Ted William’s Frozen Head
Teenage Girls … from the ep Hospital Apologies
Teeth On (7.23.09)
Telephone Song
Telephone Song, Part III … from the ep The Red-Faced People of the New Age Bar
Television … from the ep What He Becomes
Tell Them I Said Something … from the ep Freedom from Fear
Tell Yourself 2 Leave Yourself Alone
Tempera … from the ep Particularly Flooding Floors
Ten Seconds … from the ep Requested Fake
Ten Thousands Times Worse Than Nothing … from the ep Whatever You Are from Nature
Tengo 15 Dias (Tweet #14)
Tension Fisting (10.9.08)
Ten-Time Champion of Daily Heartbreak
Terri Lynn Coons, 44 (9:06PM)
Terri Mae Adams, 30 - (7:34PM)
Terror Loving Fudge Pops … from the album Hide the Courage
Terrorist Sandwich … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Texas and Hell … from the ep In Wildness
Texas Holder (Tweet #47)
Texas or Africa? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Thank Someone for Mental Illness (5.21.09)
Thanouphet Adam Keophonexay, 28 (12:26AM)
That Ain’t Thug
That Asshole Cupid (8.16.07)
That Cum-Tree Smell of Summer (6.11.09)
That Damned Beaver Woman (3.28.10)
That Day's the Day (4.26.10)
That Gogettum Spirit … from the ep Hospital Apologies
That I Know This (9.16.08)
That is That is That is That (8.9.09)
That Monkey and the Downtown Sound
That Position (Be You) … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
That Thing I Mentioned Before (9.15.09)
That Which is Real Within Ourself … from the ep Dote
That's Not Our Way
That's Shortsighted (9.28.08)
That's Swell (I'm in Hell)
That's the Diss … from the ep Elivindarye
That’s Why Threesomes Work
The 2nd Class Webelos (12.12.09)
The 4th of May (5.4.08)
The 17 Sickest Ninjas in Slang (7.4.10)
The 19th of April (Tweet #191)
The 9/11 of Your Heart … from the album 9/11: The Album
The 9/11 Shoot-Down Order … from the album 9/11: The Album
The Acid Rain Chips Off the Text (7.11.10)
The Afro Pasture … from the ep Assplay Sojourn 2
The Age of Alliances
The Aggro Crag (8.14.07)
The Aid of Prejudice and Custom … from the ep Experts
The American Revolution
The Animal Wolf … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Antidote … from the ep Stereoptician
The Archaeologist Cried
The Astronaut and the Movie Star, Former High School Sweethearts (8.24.09)
The Audible … from the album Likes 2
The Aztec Swastika (6.22.08)
The Bamboo
The Bandwagon Theme Song
The Bars of West Hollywood and New York … from the ep The Heart Unwrinkled
The Bears Not Playing the Browns (Tweet #180)
The Beast Inside the Messenger
The Bellicose Dog Crooner is an Oklahoma Sooner … from the album Twitpella, Vol. III: Vagary
The Best Burger … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Best is MJ (Tweet #73)
The Best Interpreters … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
The Best Three Months of My Life … from the album Hide the Courage
The Bible and the Church … from the ep Completely Dead
The Big Thieves Hang … from the ep Daring to Risk
The Biggest Difference … from the ep Born in Hatred
The Biggest Douchebag in the World
The Birdy Song (8.30.07)
The Blackface Boy Toys … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Blackness Inside the Blackness
The Blanks … from the ep Door
The Blind Twin of My Girlfriend (11.17.07)
The Bloated Tuba Song
The Boss of Me and Not Me and Only Me
The Bossman Might (9.26.08)
The Boys of Ground Crew (Tweet #114)
The Brave Department
The Building (12.5.08)
The Business of America … from the ep Bad Hops
The Calamity of Being Ignorant of Everything … from the ep Perfect Moment
The Catalyst … from the album Likes 2
The Cave Was Alright (Dave's Song) … from the ep Elivindarye
The Ceiling Will Crush You (7.30.09)
The Cheapest Slice Cheese (Plastic Life) … from the ep Black Spaghetti
The Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel Bridge Song
The Chief Occupation of Mankind … from the ep Freedom from Fear
The Christmas Cobra … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Cinnamon Stops … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Clichéd Progression (8.27.07)
The Coffee of Your Heart … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Constant Danger of a Wolf's Life
The Conventional Picture of Femininity … from the ep Success is Relative
The Cracks in the Underwater World
The Craving He Feels is Evidence … from the ep Born in Hatred
The Creator … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
The Crux of My Situation … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
The Dance … from the ep Matadors
The Dark Beast
The Dark Place … from the ep Age
The Day After Yesterday
The Day I Stopped Listening (10.15.07)
The Day You're Set to Stay
The Death of a Hired Man
The Death of Decaf Spoon
The Decency … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Degenerati … from the ep Taco-Fox Betrayal Unit, Saturn 2019
The Design … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
The Destiny of Stars (Reversal) … from the ep Anger Dwells
The Dildo Wars (12.21.08)
The Dirty Synchro … from the ep Particularly Flooding Floors
The Doing the Thing (Shortest Answer) … from the ep A Strange Complaint
The Double Deuce
The Dragon and the Lactating Girl (2.8.08)
The Dull … from the ep Anger Dwells
The Echo … from the album Slippin' Away
The Eleven Lost Lies of November (11.11.07)
The Equator Seems Cold and Lonely to Me Oh
The Eternal Progress Beyond … from the ep France
The Eternal Sun … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Evening Queen (12.27.09)
The Fans … from the ep Hug
The Eventual Apparition of L … from the ep LEAD
The Exact Opposite … from the ep Strange Seas of Thought
The Fetus … from the album Slippin' Away (also appears on Sea of Bliss: The Cassette Tape Anthology)
The Figure in the Doorway
The Final Blackout
The Finding of a Thing … from the ep Born in Hatred
The Fingerless Monster
The Fire
The First Thanksgiving After 9/11 … from the album 9/11: The Album
The Flute That Played Itself … from the ep Stereoptician
The Footprints, The Mirror
The Fortress … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Force (Duct Tape Analogy) … from the ep Born with a Nightmare
The Foshay Meke (Tweet #238)
The Four Stages of Man … from the ep Adolescence and Obsolescence
The Frames (3.12.07)
The Freaky Moat … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Future of Furniture First … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Future Zone
The Future's Made of Cherry Cola
The Game is Afoot … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
The Genius of the World (6.4.10)
The Giraffe's Neck (1.1.09)
The Gloomiest Day (8.20.07)
The Goal of Life … from the ep The Devil
The Good Moment
The Good Version of My Super Bad Dream (8.25.07)
The Government is Not Reason … from the ep Polls
The Great Comeback (4.6.09)
The Great Concrete Rainbow (5.25.10)
The Great Ficticious Entity … from the ep What No Words Can Utter
The Great Fire of 1813
The Great Gray Skies … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Great Secret of Power … from the ep We Are Loved
The Greatest Adventurer Ever (1.10.08)
The Greatest Minds … from the ep Unpopular Masterpiece: Complete Harmony of Thought and Word and Deed
The Grindstone
The Gun Helps … from the ep The National Rifle Association
The Gypsy (Have a Nice Day) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
The Hair Cuttery Blues (7.6.10)
The Harbinger Embarrassment Fund (3.14.09)
The Headless Shrimpman … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Heartthrob's Throbbing Dick (12.21.09)
The Highland County Ninja … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Human Race Pays Me to Stay Out of Other Humans' Yards … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Hunter
The Illuminati Has Terrible Teeth (2.10.10)
The Internet … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
The Invisible Fire (4.2.08)
The Island of the Tiny Pond (5.2.10)
(You're Keeping Up With) The Kardashians … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Key to Life is in the Janitor’s Loop (3.4.08)
The Keyboard Player … from the ep Total Control
The Last Chicken … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
The Last Eleven-Teen Minutes (4.30.09
The Last of the 2-Day Hangovers (4.20.10)
The Last Person (Tweet #245)
The Last Stage of Your Life (Phone Song) … from the ep Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
The Lead Dog … from the ep Life is Like a Dogsled Race
The Legendary Fisting of Tomorrow (1.5.10)
The Lemon Machine … from the ep Steve the Horse & The Lemon Machine
The Less Will Prattle Of … from the ep Seize the Moment of Excited Curiosity
The Levy Turns Its Back On Turning Tricks (9.5.09)
The Life That One Does Not Lead … from the ep Any Clod
The Lifeboat in the Punch (9.27.09)
The Lighting of a Fire … from the ep Fences
The Line Drawn (9.9.07)
The Litho-Lark (6.5.09)
The Little Things Like (3.22.09)
The Lonely Instrumental … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
The Long Lost Lobster of Jesus Spring … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Look On Your Face (9.16.07)
The Lost Harvest
The Lottery
The Lower Case Mafia (5.2.09)
The Magic I Felt … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
The Maid
The Man I Semi-Admired and His Bad Bad Apostrophe Use (11.24.08)
The Man Who Has Achieved His Dream … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
The Man Who is Indifferent to Everything … from the ep Born with a Nightmare
The Market … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
The Massive Continuity of Ducks … from the ep Fleeting Human Passions
The Math … from the album 9/11: The Album
The Mess We Have Made of Things … from the ep Success is Relative
The Mice of Myrtle Beach … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
The Michael Phelps Mirage
The Mighty Irish Sea (3.18.08)
The Mighty Sloth We Feast On is Rotting (2.24.09)
The Milkcrate On Your Bike (6.26.09)
The Moments … from the ep The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
The Monkey Go
The Mood (3.8.08)
The Moon Maniac
The Moors … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
The More Opinions You Have … from the ep The Appellation
The Most Boringest Song (3.2.10)
The Moth
The Musical Ear = Ego … from the ep Daring to Risk
The Necessary May Speak … from the ep Trifles Go
The New Age (Hello Seeker) … from the ep Completely Dead
The Nice Rap … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Night Smelt of Brandy and Pantsuits … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Night Spent in Between … from the album Likes
The Night Was Not Impartial … from the ep Age
The Night's Alive Alone Without Me
The Nigth Shift (Tweet #103)
The OK Song
The Old Brendan Would Do It
The One That Got Away is Yourself (6.15.09)
The Only Way to Have a Friend … from the ep The Sober Veil
The Opposite of Quicksand (6.29.10)
The Organist is Dangerous … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Original Author … from the ep The Appellation
The Pain … from the ep The Wave of the World is Wrong
The Palm Trees Suck
The Parasite Becomes Life
The Past Tense Tango (9.7.07)
The Paths … from the ep The Test
The Pensive Zen Bologna Den … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Pepperoni Wouldn’t Show (7.29.08)
The Person I Am … from the ep The Average Ape
The Pleasure Principle
The Plows
The Poetic Rake (9.26.09)
The Point of Quotations … from the ep Only So Many Tomorrows
The Pope Washed His Kangaroo … from the album Likes
The Porn Star Had a Gift (12.27.08)
The Portable Bathroom Reds (7.7.10)
The Prepared Mind … from the ep A Strange Complaint
The Prerogative of the Brave (Love) … from the ep An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum Star
The Present (Individuals) … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
The Present (Time) … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
The Previous Song (2.26.10)
The Private World of Real Creeps … from the ep Punishment
The Problematic … from the album Hide the Courage
The Provider (Bug)
The Pubic Scapegoat Surrounds the Vatican … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Question (7.24.08)
The Quiet One … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
The Quintessential Ribbing of Excellence … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Rabbi's Shoe Collection
The Radiohead Bear (12.25.08)
The Rainbow (Rain) … from the ep Tolerating Ambiguity
The Rape … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
The Rapist’s Vagina
The Real Artist in Humanity … from the ep Picturesque Bad Manners
The Real Facebook (Tweet #102)
The Real Thingh Star (Tweet #32)
The Rear End of an Ostrich (Europe Looking for the American Eagle) … from the ep One Language
The Red Kiss of Death (Franklin's Revenge)
The Red Squiggly Uncertainty (4.17.10)
The Refusal to Experience Joy … from the ep One Blasphemy
The Restlessness of Lester's Love
The Road
The Road Too Long … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Room
The Sad State of Seeing Eye Dogs
The Same Horse
The Same People … from the ep Adolescence and Obsolescence
The Same Way
The San Fernando Medley (San Fernando Valley, Why, Cardinals) … from the album A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
The Sanctity of Feeling Something New (7.14.09)
The Sculpture … from the ep The Island Library
The Sea of Missed Synergy (5.9.10)
The Search for the Perfect Melody (2.18.09)
The Search for Truth … from the ep Bad Hops
The Secret of Happiness … from the ep The Cooling Influences of the World
The Serious (2.1.10)
The Seventh Son’s Ironic Revenge (12.26.07)
The Screwed Hero
The Second Best Policy … from the ep Aviation
The Shining is Impossible (8.27.08)
The Shoemaker (5.15.08)
The Side of You That You Don't Let People See
The Silence Sank … from the ep His Own Side in a Quarrel
The Silk Gods … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Skinned Rabbit Talent Show Champion of Indignant Dialogue (1.6.09)
The Skuttlebutt Toots … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Sky Overhead (5.23.10)
The Slime in Five Parts
The Slippers of a Dictator … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Smile of Katie Couric
The Specialist (11.17.07)
The Spirit of Clouds and Colour (7.8.10)
The Social Equinix Grey (6.2.09)
The Soft Songs We Sing … from the ep Melodies & Joy
The Sooner I Die … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
The Sound
The Sounds Around
The Source and Fountainhead … from the ep Attention of the World
The Stories of Your Heart
The Story of Bear (6.23.09)
The Storyteller (1.12.09)
The Sun Was Just Trying 2 Help (7.18.07)
The Sung (9.6.09)
The Superior Man … from the ep Propensitate of Prejudice
The Surface of Society's Mole … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Sweat-Drenched Post-Drink Blind Eyes Blues … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Sympathetic Dead (9.24.07)
The Taker
The Tale of the Blubberless Whale … from the album A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
The Ten Commandments … from the ep One Blasphemy
The Terrorist
The Thigh is the Last to Go (2.24.10)
The Thing about My Baby is She Might be Fucking Crazy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Tijuana Gerbils, Part I
The Tijuana Gerbils, Part II
The Tijuana Gerbils, Part III
The Tijuana Gerbils, Part IV
The Time is Now … from the ep Wise
The Tiny Pushes of Each Honest Worker … from the ep Punishment
The Tiny Sky … from the ep Chill Wind Factor
The Tits of Jenny Lewis (10.10.08)
The Top Films (11.11.08)
The Tortured Usher of Head Games Hill (4.13.09)
The Total Package … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Touch of Sunlight
The Transalien Snails … from the ep Fuck My Lingo
The Trio (2.10.08)
The Truck of Pensive Stiffs (1.26.10)
The Twitter (Tweet #8)
The Two Powers … from the ep Wise
The Ultimate Scam (2.6.08)
The Uncertainty of Future You
The Underground Polar Bear Experiment (11.23.07)
The Unexpected … from the ep Necessary Invention
The Unreasonable Man … from the ep All Progress
The Unstoppable Force is Sleeping (2.3.09)
The Uproar Fashion (3.12.09)
The Vague Implications of Your General Malaise
The Vanishing Red
The Vat of Cool Ideas (6.9.10)
The Very Sinews of Virtue … from the ep The Things Most People Think Are Pretty Smart Are Pretty Dumb
The Veterinarian … from the ep The Dust of Everyday Life
The W Hotel in Buckhead (Tweet #149)
The War of 1812 (Winner) … from the ep Strange Seas of Thought
The Weather is Excellent Medicine (5.16.10)
The Weather Song (9.6.08)
The Whale in the Womb
The Whispering King … from the ep Nine
The White Album
The White Death … from the ep Barf Balladz
The Whiteboy Pothead's Country-Funk Dilemma
The Whole Girl (Love with a Dimple) … from the ep Hamburger Technology
The Whole Racket (Women's Liberationists) … from the ep Tolerating Ambiguity
The Wildebeest Has Depression
The Winding Tide Senses Lies
The Wings (Tweet #93)
The Wishy-Washy Contortionist … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
The Wizard (Climbing Mole Mountain)
The Wolf Riot Love Gang 2 … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
The Word Sexist (1.22.10)
The World in the Fur of the Animals You Could Never Kill (3.13.10)
The World is a Product of MTV … from the album Likes 2
The World is Comprehensible … from the ep God Gave Us Memories
The World Must Roll Forward … from the ep Fleeting Human Passions
The World Out of Focus (Humorists' Songs) … from the ep Picturesque Bad Manners
The Worship He Walks On … from the ep Strange Seas of Thought
The Young Mortician Moans (6.2.10)
The Zuben Master Medley (Hidden Track, Part II)
Thee Who Burgles Moist (4.25.09)
Their Own Existence … from the ep Perfect Moment
Theme
Theoretical Presents 4 My Loneliness (12.28.09)
Therapeutic Patriotism and Beyond … from the album 9/11: The Album
There … from the album Likes 2
There Are No Grizzly Bears in Memphis … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
There Are Times (Good Taste) … from the ep The Real Enemy
There is a Sound … from the ep This Missive Unrelated
There's Something Else Inside the Messenger, Part II (2.19.10)
These (11.21.08)
These Cars Are Beasts … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
These Songs
These Things (7.12.09)
These Years Have Been Worthless
They All Die in Long Island (4.14.09)
They Don't Have Funerals 4 Abortions … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
They Laughed (Song for Columbus, Fulton, the Wright Brothers and Bozo the Clown) … from the ep Hamburger Technology
They Suck (Tweet #194)
They Were Blind (6.12.08)
They've Rented All the Surfboards
Things That Are Green
Thinking of the National Championship (11.26.09)
This Important Truth (Occasional Retirement) … from the ep A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
This Introspection
This is a Quiet Town with Churches … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
This is Something (4.4.10)
This is the Miracle … from the ep Something Bad
This is the Noise … from the ep Alone Forever
This Moment (Tweet #90)
This Past Saturday (4.7.08)
This Period (11.8.07)
This Town Need That (Tweet #243)
This Twitter Thing (Tweet #1)
This Way
This World is Crumbling Now
Thomas Mitchell Tlustos, 29 (6:06PM)
Three Husbands … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Throat Roses … from the ep Waiting for the Wind
Through My Head (Jam 44)
Thumb Up
Thumb Up (Acoustic) … from the album Grundle Goo
Thursday’s Song
Tiahrt
Tickledwarf (1.12.08)
Ticks of Eternal Bliss (9.18.09)
Tied to Monday
Tiene Twitter? (Tweet #212)
Tiger Twin
Tiger Woods
Tiger’s Not Striped (5.28.08)
Tilapia … from the ep Hospital Apologies
Tilapia Tuesday
Time
Time (Native American Think) … from the ep The Devil
Time & Truth … from the ep Against the Oppressor
Time and Love (4.22.10)
Time Poodles … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Time Ripens All Things … from the ep All Progress
Time Spirit (1.1.08)
Time to Eat Your Mind … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Time to Shine
Times Have Changed … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Timid Girl X (4.23.10)
Timothy Hurley, 29 (10:40PM)
Timothy J. Wilson, 41 (11:27AM)
Tinkerbell Rodeo … from the ep Spambot of Love
Tiny Ants in My Holes … from the ep Animalsongs
Tips for Noah (Tweet #176)
Tired Eyes (3.23.10)
‘Tis the Season
Titty Cat … from the ep Lepa Dupham
To be Poor (Expensive) … from the ep The National Rifle Association
To Carcacas (Tweet #161)
To Earthward
To Look … from the ep Barf Balladz
To Misquote … from the ep Double Victory
To My Sister, Fukui City (4.20.09)
To Think Little of Robbin … from the ep Don't Give Up
To Wager on Slave Wages (Future Tome Ode) … from the ep Nice Autosave
Toad Priest … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Toby … from the album Likes 2
Toby Keith of Your Heart (6.27.09)
Today and Maybe Tomorrow … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Todd Robbins (Tweet #117)
Toesong
Toilet Joe … from the ep Barf Balladz
Tom Hank's Tomahawk
Tombstone of the One You Loved … from the ep Nuke Toddlers
Tombstone's So Lonely
Tommy Davidson (Where Have You Been?)
Tommy Has AIDs … from the ep Black Spaghetti
Tommy Two Legs … from the ep Select Trouser Songs, 2006-2009
Tomorrow Golf (Tweet #101)
Tomorrow is Another Day (Tweet #123)
Tomorrow is a Siphon (1.7.09)
Tomorrow is the Chorus
Tomorrow Sky
Tongue Fever
Tongues Aplenty (Rented Words) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Tons of Explanation … from the ep God
Too Bad You're Rad (8.12.08)
Too Close, Death Waits (12.5.09)
Too Fucked Up for Your Love (Maybe Baby) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Too Hotly (6.22.10)
Too Literal, Don't Understand (6.30.10)
Too Many Moments (Real Estate) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Too Much Like Today … from the album Likes 2
Took My Part (3.11.08)
Tooka Train (7.24.07)
Tools of Laziness (2.22.08)
Tooth is Golden
Toownsend Awesome Bar (Tweet #249)
Tonight's Tonight
Topo Gigio (Tweet #207)
Toronto Birthday Drink (Tweet #165)
Tortuga and Logica (Tweet #44)
Total Meltdown (8.21.07)
Toy Piano Rock
Tracy Dene Minnieweather, 38 (3:25PM)
Traffic Light (With 2 Reds and a Yellow)
Traffic Song
Tragedy Entrapped (10.17.08)
Train Turned Blue (4.27.10)
Trampoline Death Toll
Transformation (8.17.07)
Translucent Gargoyle (8.10.08)
Transsexual Mimes … from the album Lost Dog
Trauerfeier
Travion Lemon Lee, 19 (4:03AM)
Travis Owens (Tweet #137)
Tres Fuego (6.28.09)
Trespassing on Your Limits … from the ep Necessary Invention
Tricky Train
Tridents of Sausage (12.28.07)
Triple Sunshine (11.20.07)
Triple the Bad Days (4.10.08)
Triumph (7.26.07)
Trophy Life (Do It Again) … from the ep Full Circle
Tropical Storm Walter (11.18.07)
Trough (8.5.08)
Trouser Jake in Paris … from the ep Select Trouser Songs, 2006-2009
Troy A. Lukens, 41 (1:28PM)
True Freedom (Self-Reliance Rd.) … from the ep Works
True Friendship is a Plant of Slow Growth … from the ep The Appellation
True Happiness … from the ep Hug
True Virtue (Loadstone) … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
Trust in Parking (9.29.09)
Trust Nobody … from the ep The Things Most People Think Are Pretty Smart Are Pretty Dumb
Trust the Baker … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Truth Equals Myth in Clean City (9.13.09)
Truth is Hell … from the ep Fleeting Human Passions
Truth Serum (12.3.07)
Truth Springs … from the ep Trifles Go
Truths Before Their Time … from the ep God
Tucson (Tweet #134)
Tug on Punks … from the ep Full Circle
Tug on War (10.25.07)
Tumor of Pigs (10.24.07)
Turbospeed (1.31.09)
Turkey Soul (6.18.08)
Turn … from the album Likes 2
Turtle Stomp (Franks in a Blanket)
TV in the Wilderness (Born to Scream) … from the ep Barf Balladz
TV Junkie Suicide (1.16.08)
Twisted Mistress … from the ep I Am a Furcoat
Two Flat Edges (Collage Tuition)
Two More Chickens
Twotopia (4.2.09)
Tyler Andrew Johnson, 18 (2:16PM)
Tyler the Evangelist (7.23.08)


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U Ram Glom? … from the ep Chill Wind Factor
Ugly … from the album Likes 2
Upsell Your Belly … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Uptight Turtleneck Escape Plan (5.6.09)
Un Orgullo (Tweet #252)
Unarmed Kid (10.4.09)
Uncle Sam
Uncommon Ground
Under My Wings … from the ep Panda Meat
Undertow
Underwater Igloo … from the album Likes 2
Underwater Sheepishness (10.25.08)
Underwear & Poo … from the ep Select Trouser Songs, 2006-2009
Uneekity
Unforgettable (So) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Unhappy Singing Guy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Universally Liked … from the ep Perfect Moment
Unknown Disease … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Unknown Reality TV Star (1.27.10)
Unlucky Hibernating Bear … from the album Likes 2
Uno Magtrovian Hard-On (3.20.10)
Unsettled Street … from the album Likes
Unstable Boy … from the ep The Latest Black Keys Album
Until You Know What
Untitled (NIOW #1)
Untitled (NIOW #2)
Untitled 88
Untitled Mumble, Part I
Untitled Mumble, Part II
Unwanted in December Again
Unwanted Wanted Man
Unwell Boy … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Upside Down Cross (Symbol 4 Sure) … from the ep The Red-Faced People of the New Age Bar
Upside Down Crown (7.19.07)
Urge … from the album 9/11: The Album
Uribe, Rowand, De Rosas and Bruce (Tweet #82)
USA 193 (3.2.08)
Used Saves the Youth … from the ep Johnny Kill the Mermaids
Using Your Tongue Not for Talking … from the ep The Spotlight
Utopian Brown


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Vacate a Breaking Apathy
Vacation … from the album Lost Dog
Vacation Songs
Vaile Eulalio-Hernandez, 28 (12:32PM)
Valencia (Older Now)
Valentine Porn (2.14.08)
Vampire Revolution
Vampire Thug (Money in Blood) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Vanity Does Not Wish to Pay … from the ep One Blasphemy
Vaughn Hill Richards, 24 (8:14PM)
VCR Heart … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Vegans Not Thieves (5.17.10)
Vegas People (Tweet #99)
Vegas Pretty … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Vendetta Buddhism … from the ep A Real "Must"
Venezuela (Tweet #199)
Venezuelan TV (Tweet #202)
Venga Como (Tweet #125)
Veo en Chicago (Tweet #229)
Vermin
Verticality
Very Good Have Fun (Tweet #115)
Very Hot and Drye (Tweet #164)
Very Much the Merry Munchkin … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Video Games (5.12.09)
Vietnam Forcefield Llama … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Vince Young (11.24.07)
Vingo
Vintage Cinch … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Violent Ocean Gnomes … from the ep Taco-Fox Betrayal Unit, Saturn 2019
Virgin Skyline … from the ep Surprise Party! Overcast in Party Land
Virgin Surgeons … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Virginia Virgins … from the album A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
Virtue and Taste … from the ep The Policy of Being Too Cautious
Vision of Hell … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Visit Black Skies … from the ep Wink or Whim
Vitamin Z
Vituperation, Noun … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
Voice of No Choice (3.19.08)
Vote Early and Vote Often … from the ep Purgation of Emotions
Vowel Song … from the ep Steve the Horse & The Lemon Machine
Vulture Song (10.3.08)


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Waco
Wait Until Night … from the ep The Sober Veil
Waiting for Great Summer (Tweet #54)
Waiting for the Grave (12.11.09)
Wake Up in the Morning
Walk into Wellness … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Walk the Same White Line
Walking, Talking, Standing Tall
Wal-Mart Ain’t Gonna Sell My Fucking Record
Wal-Mart's Lips
Walrus Love
Walrus Magnet … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Wanna Die Wanna Kill
Wanna Get Gone? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Wanna Metamorph? … from the ep Human
Wannabe What (8.4.09)
Want Some Humans
Wanted in Traffic … from the ep Sengupta
Wanted Snowstorm of Your Heart
Was a Cutter (11.4.07)
Wash (5.8.09)
Wash Your Genitalia … from the album Grundle Goo
Wasps On Fire (8.7.09)
Waste of Time … from the ep Sick Society
Water (Say Goodbye to Love)
Water Bug (10.2.08)
Water Mating
Water Waves Hallucination (8.20.08)
Waterboard My Creatives (4.16.10)
Waterproof Fly … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
War
War & Civilization (We Can Not Have Both) … from the ep What No Words Can Utter
War Cancer
War Is … from the ep Don't Give Up
War is Delightful … from the ep Dote
Warlock Whisper (12.28.08)
Warlords Walking Backwards Through Time
Warmblooded Swarm … from the ep Wink or Whim
War is Delightful … from the ep Dote
Watch the Throne
Watch Your Back Now
Watchdog
Watching Fargo (On Your Lunch Break) … from the ep Fuck My Lingo
Watching Kobe (Tweet #18)
Wax Ears Always (9.12.09)
We (2.21.10)
We All Will Come to a Point in Life When We Want to Give Up
We Are Loved (Life's Greatest Happiness) … from the ep We Are Loved
We Are Outsiders Looking In
We Become What We Think (Permanent Shadow) … from the ep What No Words Can Utter
We Can Do It
We Cannot Destroy Kindred … from the ep Something Bad
We Can Talk It Out … from the album Alone and Spineless
… from the ep Propensitate of Prejudice
We Found Each Other in the World … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
We Glide
We Got Him … from the album 9/11: The Album
We Gotta Get Goin'
We Hate to Say We’re Blown Away
We Have Lost the Future … from the ep Polls
We Love Each Other So Much … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
We Made It (1.11.08)
We Need a President … from the ep One Language
We Need Not Worry about Richard McBeef
We Need the Dome Tonight (Tweet #240)
We R Ready to Go (Tweet #152)
We Start a Riot (Tonight)
We Use Words (4.26.09)
Weary Worn Well
Weasel Allusions (6.21.09)
Weasel Love … from the album Alone and Spineless
Weasel Named Love
Weasels on the Right
Websight Right … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
wedding
Wednesdays w/o Sex
Weekend of Nothing Left … from the ep Fickle Fritz
Weeping Like a Lost Montanian
Weird-Ass Boat
Welcome Song
Welcome Surprise … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Welcome to the Edge
Welcome to the Main Event … from the ep I Am a Furcoat
Well My Dog
Wellington McCormick
Went There 4
We're Delighted
We're Going Nowhere
Weren't You the One … from the ep Elivindarye
WGN (Tweet #50)
What a Life
What a Lovely Butthole, Jonathan Jones … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
What a Lovely Day … from the ep Full Circle
What a Messy Thing … from the ep Wise
What Does It Take to be a Man?
What For?
What I Can (4.21.08)
What If Gravity Shifted? … from the album Grundle Goo
What is Morality … from the ep An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum Star
What is This Bliss? (11.25.08)
What is Your Purpose, Martha? (2.21.09)
What Little That U Know (7.15.10)
What Love Is … from the ep I Hate Music
What Next, Big Sky? … from the ep I Hate Music
What No Words Can Utter (Virtue & Genuine Graces) … from the ep What No Words Can Utter
What That Is (6.27.10)
What Time You're Gonna Die … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
What to Do with Self-Loathing?
What U Want Outta Life?
What We Knew in Our Dream … from the ep Don't Give Up
What We Truly Are (Choices) … from the ep I Shall Someday Die
What, When and Wyatt (3.17.10)
What Will This Winter Bring? … from the ep The Latest Black Keys Album
What You Can For … from the ep Don't Give Up
What You Got in Stride (8.8.09)
What You Would Morph Into (10.30.08)
What's the Water on Your Atlas Say about the Road?
Whattaya Say, J? … from the album A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
Whatzamatter
When Do We Get There? … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
When Does It End? … from the ep Deserved of It
When I Compared the Girl with a Lisp to a Girl in a Book with a Lisp … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
When I See You Today … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
When I Was Young I Was a Bird
When I'm Drunk I'm Drawn to Women … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
When People Meet Me (2.9.09)
When She Was Having Me
When the Constraints of Time... … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
When the Ice Starts to Melt … from the album Likes 2
When the Needle Hits the Thing … from the ep Barf Balladz
When the Snow
When the Toothpaste Brings Me Home … from the ep Melodies & Joy
When the Vagrant Poet's Take Over (10.24.08)
When the World Finally Ends
When We Bow Down to the Lizards Again
When Will We Be Complete?
When You Kill Them … from the ep The Dumber People
When You're Poor (4.5.09)
Where I Left Off
Where is My Arabian Dad? … from the ep Lepa Dupham
Where Lurk Skid Demon … from the ep As a Roaring Lion
Where You Came From (7.16.08)
Where Were You on 9/11? … from the album 9/11: The Album
Whether I Win or Lose (What Matters) … from the ep Born in Hatred
Which Streets Are Rivers of Blood … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Whiskey Old Man
Whisper Death
White Crayon On Black Paper Blues (10.19.07)
White Dog (In the Night) … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
White Doves, Black Gloves
White Hat … from the ep Fickle Fritz
White Lamb … from the album Grundle Goo
White Seal Puppies … from the ep A Real "Must"
White Senator Star … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Whitney Wynona Wilson, 20 (1:48PM)
Who Are We? … from the ep An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum Star
Who Dropped the Dime?
Who is Better? … from the ep Against the Oppressor
Who is More Right (7.29.09)
Who Made You … from the ep Post-Singularity
Who Makes Wine? (12.26.09)
Who You Truly Are, Part II … from the ep The Dumber People
Wholesome Cocaine … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Why Can't I Write a Song Beginning with the Letter Z? (8.28.08)
Why Did You Call Me An Idiot?
Why Don't You Love Me?
Why Doesn’t It Make Sense to Me? (5.9.08)
Why Dye (Tweet #5)
Why is Someone Else Here?
Why Isn't Me (3.5.10)
Why Pink? (11.15.08)
Why Our Eyes Met (9.30.09)
Why You Always Mugging Me? … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds (America) … from the ep Wise
Wigwam Resort (Tweet #62)
Wigwam Resort, Part II (Tweet #106)
Wigwam Resort, Part III (Tweet #107)
Wild Animals Never Kill for Sport … from the ep With or Without Bloodshed
Wild Stallions … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Will What You Imagine … from the ep What He Becomes
William Horace Kinnersley, 33 (5:02AM)
William Wayne Meyers, 36 (11:35AM)
Willie Dee Alexander, 50 (10:34AM)
Wilson Betemit
Wings of the Wind … from the ep In Wildness
Wink Eyes Shut (6.11.08)
Wink is Screaming … from the ep Wink or Whim
Wisdom Winters … from the ep Tolerating Ambiguity
Wish a Snow in May's New-Fangled Mirth … from the ep In Wildness
Witch, Noun … from the ep God Gave Us Memories
With a Lobotomy Made of Academy of Fools (1.11.10)
With Michael Jackson Tires
With the Best Will in the World I Can't See a Swastika (3.4.09)
With or Without With (6.18.09)
Withered Insides Smiles (1.5.09)
Without Enthusiasm … from the ep The Wave of the World is Wrong
Without First a Song (7.25.09)
Without Within the Course of My Day … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Without You … from the album Likes
Witness Any Normalcy (7.26.09)
Witty All Day Long … from the ep Fun & Fear
Wolf, Lamb, Door, Jamb
Wolf Lesson (10.26.07)
Wolves Linger … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Women's Denigration of Themselves … from the ep The Real Enemy
Wonderful … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
Won’t Let You (3.16.08)
Woodbridge (11.15.08)
Woodrow James Tate, 38 (4:35PM)
Word Man … from the ep Purgation of Emotions
Words … from the album Likes 2
Words in the Canal (10.8.09)
Work Like the Weather … from the ep Surprise Party! Overcast in Party Land
Work or Daytime Television? … from the ep All the Events of Your Life
World I Didn't Know Well … from the ep Particularly Flooding Floors
World of Squares, Part I: Where Have I Known You Before?
World of Squares, Part II
Worse Than False … from the ep The Dust of Everyday Life
Wound
Wounded Alien
Wounded by Fireflies (12.7.09)
Wounded Splinter Bindi Boys … from the ep Fuck My Lingo
Wrecking Ball
Wrenches Pulling Both Your Cheeks Out
Wrestlemania (Tweet #28)
Wrong Ones Run … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Wrongway (6.30.08)
WTF Jaleena? (12.2.07)
WWYW (You Jerk) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy


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X-Commie Quik-E Creampie
X-Girlfriend
Xanden Rue Morris, 31 (2:10PM)
Xavier Nady (Part One)
Xavier Nady (Part Two)


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Y Andrew Jones (Tweet #13)
Yankees, Red Sox (8.6.09)
Yeah Sure We're Gonna Get Down Tonight
Year 20 and 2013 (4.3.09)
Years Might Pass … from the album Likes 2
Yellow Mistress (Context) … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Yellow-Bellied Bum is Cinnamon
Yellowbelly Butt Sex … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Yes!
Yesterday is a Scary Old Man (7.15.08)
Yesteryear Doodlebug … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Yogi Berra on Mars
Yond Cassius … from the ep Purgation of Emotions
You Ain’t Not Never Gonna Make a Fool Outta Me (Again)
You and I
You and Some Person in Alaska Googling the Same 11-Word Phrase … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
You and Your Low-Level Spy (9.19.08)
You and Your Pterodactyl Can't Outrun Me
You Are a Reflection … from the ep Winning Man
You Are My Girl … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
You Are My Self Portrait (10.31.09)
You Are My Picasso (10.23.07)
You Aren't Really Living … from the ep Attention of the World
You Be Your Fear
You Best Break Your Back Before You Break Your Neck … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
You Can’t Change the Dingo
You Can’t Turn a Corner (2.27.08)
You Cue Pee
You Cunt
You Don't Have to Hold a Position (Leader Song) … from the ep The Test
You Don't Know Too Much at All
You Got
You Gotta Give It Up
You Hurt My Heyday … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
You Kill Hearts Like Villagers in Vietnam (2.14.10)
You Know Me
You Multitask with the Best of Them … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
You Must Not Come Lightly to the Blank Page … from the ep Daring to Risk
You Mutilate My Soul … from the album Likes
You Reap Destiny … from the ep Any Clod
You Schizo Fuck (2.19.09)
You Seemed a Simple Rose (7.22.09)
You Shoulda Eschewed It Maybe
You Still Haven't Found Me Yet … from the album Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
You Through You
You Were Wrong 4 Me … from the album Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
You Will Change You Mind (Tweet #96)
You Will Never Be Alone … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
(YOUNG)
Young and Okajima
Young Jonathan … from the ep The Latest Black Keys Album
Youngin Too Slow (1.29.10)
Your 5th Abortion
Your Arms Program and a Dead End Bear (2.20.09)
Your Castle
Your Coffin … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Your Dancing Face (7.28.07)
Your Dead Horse (8.6.08)
Your Dented Robot (10.27.07)
Your Doppelgänger Probably Being You … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Your Face Seems Familiar to Me
Your Favorite Font is Wingdings … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
Your Fortress Had a First Name
Your Friends are Emails
Your Girlfriend's Asshole (1.16.10)
Your Happiness … from the ep The Things Most People Think Are Pretty Smart Are Pretty Dumb
Your Heart’s Beautiful Broom (12.10.07)
Your Kind of Trouble … from the ep The Cooling Influences of the World
Your Parade … from the ep Fickle Fritz
Your Pet Bird's Death (12.14.09)
Your Refuted Bluebird Likeness (9.3.07)
Your Three Best Friends … from the ep Mental Illness
Your Understanding of Reality … from the ep One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
Your Weasel Mouth … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
You're Close 2 My Demands (12.3.09)
You’re Just as Likely to Die Falling Out of Bed as You Are Getting Hit by Lightning
You're Losing Me … from the album Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
You're My University … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
You’re So Cute
You're Such a Cobra … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
Youth Stampede … from the ep Who Am I to Say?
You’ve Changed … from the album Likes
Yukandookarati Inyasleep … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy


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Zebra Hop
Zebra of the Parallel Plains (3.24.10)
Zebra Skin (5.7.09)
Zen Arcade
Zerep Laucsap
Zest Pollution (4.13.10)
Zombieland (12.13.08)
Zombies Impregnated by Smear Campaigns … from the album Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy


Fake Songs

These songs, for the moment, do not exist. Nor do they 'exist' on any of The Vernon Howl Group's Official Fake Albums. They are fake songs without a home, real or otherwise, so to speak. Nowadays they often debut right here on the blog via the #fake songs tag. Enjoy them? Feel free to use them as titles for your own song(s)!

"245 Degrees in the Wolf Century"
"34 Owls (With Mouths Like Hot Chocolate)"
"44 Days Until Your Bones Fall Out"
"44 Free"
"A Bushel of Fibers Too Creepy to Absorb"
"A Cable Car Kissing a Fax Machine"
"A Cold Calamity of Antics"
"A Gradation Cloaked in Gloom"
"A Great Deal More Among Turtles"
"A Harsh Deep Flourescent with a Corrupt-ass Children's Choir"
"A Lifetime of Bad Ideas in 10 Seconds"
"A Warm Floral Apathy"
"Able Baby Breakdown"
"Accurate Shortform Desire Machine"
"Acid Mask"
"Advocate of Slackjaw"
"Allowed Allotment of Disillusionment"
"Alumni Corporation"
"Ambushed Goddesses"
"An Emergency Harmony for a Dying Housecat"
"Anal Angel Eye Ride"
"Android Pain is Free"
"Anger Manga"
"Another Midnight in Miami"
"Antique Señorita"
"Apple Decoy, Apple Decor"
"Apple Residue Sunshine"
"Asian Valet"
"Autopilot on Frowning"
"Barbarism Begins at Home"
"Beta-Randy Roller-coaster"
"Bioform Profanity"
"Black City Dingo Life"
"Black Rose Preparation"
"Blue Llama Soup"
"Blueberry Disco"
"Boxing Robots Make Great Friends"
"Breathless Resignation"
"Broken Welt"
"Buffet Upskirt"
"Butt's Still Busted"
"Buzzed Rider"
"Cackle Stacks"
"Cajun Buddha Scream"
"Cajun Love Pipe"
"Calling Bologna on the Bear Trap"
"Canadian Sub-Monkey"
"Can't Sleep Next to Nobody New"
"Carbonated Parfait"
"Casket Hand"
"Casual Malarky"
"Caucasian Cookie Monster"
"Celebratory Cock Grievance"
"CGI Beast Men"
"Check My Paradox"
"Chic Mystique"
"Chickenheart"
"Chocolate Lava Lemonade"
"Chocolate Medicine for Peppermint Kid-Things"
"Chortling w/o Whimsy"
"Christian Coffee Brain"
"Chrome POTUS"
"Circumcise the Universe"
"City, I Want to Get Deep Down Inside You"
"City Morgue Love"
"City of Romulus"
"Clumsy Logjam"
"Crabs Babylon"
"Creative Non-Fiction"
"Crimson Whimper"
"Crossed-Out Bible"
"Crowdsourced Morgue"
"Claw Enforcement"
"Cock Comfort Bunny Hound"
"Coded Container"
"Cold Cult of Cars in NYC"
"Coma Bones"
"Con Cunt Ability"
"Contextual Warlock Fire"
"Cool Mangos"
"Cosmic Goomba Brain"
"Coulda Been a Shark, But Your Momma was a Minnow (And Your Daddy Don't Rock & Roll)"
"Cowboys and Minivans"
"Cranky Stank Butt"
"Crystal Pejorative"
"Cultish Shoehorn"
"Cyber Maid Economics"
"Data Gorge"
"Data Replacement Therapy"
"Day Cricket"
"Dead European Donkey"
"Deaf Dumb Don't Fail Me Now"
"Death is No Longer Afraid of My Dream Journal (But Your Mama Is)"
"Degenerate Sasquatch Industry News"
"Degenerative Sleep Brigade"
"Depression-Era Pizza"
"Detrimental Element"
"Dissecting the Cube"
"Distinct Disdain for Everything"
"Divie Up the Dust"
"Doctor Lockdown"
"Dog Antenna"
"Double Panda Palindrome (Pandadnap)"
"Down Payment on Dust"
"Dying in Ice"
"Dynamic Parameters Sham"
"Dynamo Spine Boy"
"Early Whore Catches the Sperm"
"Eat Your Healthy February Xmas Trees"
"Ebony Tuna"
"Edible New York and a Concrete Martini"
"Edukation Kabal"
"Elton John Cage"
"Empathy Piñata"
"Empathy Tents"
"Endlessly Fascinating Fascist Entropy"
"Epic Decay"
"Equestrian Reach-Around"
"Erotic Secret Santa Claus"
"Eyes of Quiet Night"
"Fart Nazi Macho Pants"
"Fascist Uptick"
"Fashion Babylon"
"Fast Ninja Garbage Pail Reduction Therapy"
"Fast Velvet Apathy"
"Fasting Cuz I'm a Fatso"
"Fatigue Can Be Sexy"
"Featherduster (After Dark)"
"Fecal Streaker Funhouse"
"Feed Proxy Fuckup"
"Firmly in AD"
"Flea-Bitten Zen"
"Floridian Eyelids"
"Forever the Smell of Sunlight"
"Formal Request for Sabotage at Morrow Bay"
"Formica Fawn Vision"
"Foxhole Monkeys"
"Fresh New Faggit Child of Petrified Ice"
"Frigid Media Vendetta"
"Frivolous Fermenting Formica Frog Figurines"
"Froyo Cobra"
"Fuck Man is a Maniac"
"Full-Frontal Courage in the Economic Bathroom"
"Full Death Dildo"
"Full Human Realization of the Spore Bonds"
"Fur Ghost"
"Future Collision of Ideas"
"Gaggle of Flagon Wobble"
"Gasoline Grandma"
"Gastrointestinal Trivia"
"Gay Alien Alibi"
"Generally That's Genocide"
"Generation Jump"
"Gerbil Jive"
"Gimpy Bastard Bag"
"Gloating Poachers Union"
"Gnomes of Annette"
"Gold Standard of the Aqua-Colored Rimjob"
"Goldsmith's Meatspace"
"Golfing for the Pain"
"Goliath Swan Song"
"Goblin God College"
"Goomba Carpaggio"
"Gorgonzola Life Blood"
"Government Lolli"
"Grampa Paprika"
"Grass Rabbit Roots"
"Gremlins Gave My Girlfriend Scurvy (What's That All About?)"
"Grey Baby Blues"
"G-String Tornado"
"Gustavo Meringue"
"Habitual Bible Eyes"
"Hacked Placebo"
"Ham-Tampered Obituary"
"Handlebar Bird Skin"
"Happiness is a Terrible Thing"
"Happy Apple"
"Harbinger of a Future Boon"
"Harmless Homeless Proud"
"Harsh Nubian Screwballs"
"Hemingway of the Wolves"
"Hemorrhaging Bear Tits"
"Hemorrhaging Footnote"
"Helpless Ample Blue"
"Hemorrhaging Dog"
"Hippie Berries in the Punk Sauce"
"Hole Delinquency"
"Holistic Frisbee Sauce"
"Homoerotic Rollover Minutes"
"Horizontal Blue Coma"
"Horny Barcelona Munchkins"
"Hot Llama Stool Sample"
"Housewife with an Eyepatch (Aesthetic Atheism)"
"Human Restock"
"Humiliam"
"Hyperglycemic Falcon Pornography"
"I Am Here (To Drink Your Beaver Beer)"
"I Don't Usually Eat Llama Meat in the Nude (But You Bring Out My Wild Side)"
"I Have to Like the Picture"
"I Hate That You're Hateful, But Love That You're Wild"
"(I Long 2B) Playing Bongos in the Rain"
"I Made a Powerful Fist in Front of the Sunrise"
"I Never Cried Before You Died But Now I'm Crying All the Time (Because You Are Dead)"
"I Sweat Danger"
"I Will Call You My Comrade, You Scumbag"
"Ice Foraging with the Daily Flirts"
"Icelandic Wife Island"
"(If Only) My Lover Was Left-Handed"
"Ill Justice Jupiter Chin"
"Ill Nebulous"
"Illegitimate Eyes Forever"
"Illusionary Applewood"
"I'm Nazi Sleep"
"Imaginary Citizen Sins"
"Impersonal Precision"
"Important Police"
"In a Rush of Whimsy"
"In the Planetarium with a Goat"
"In the Throws of Anything"
"In Vitro Bistro Beast"
"Inbox Sawfish"
"Inflatable Snow Gizzard"
"Inside My Father's Hole"
"Interdependent Pun-Tang Revival"
"Irresponsible Bearcat"
"Itchy Dog Noodles"
"It's Wrong 2 B Racist"
"Jackknife Slope"
"Jagged Change"
"Jetpack Week"
"Johnny Slime Boner"
"Joint D"
"Judy Was a Throat Singer"
"Kaleidamope"
"Keep It in Cobras (Sweater Stain)"
"Kegel Eggs"
"Kid Curator"
"Kinky Rhino Spine"
"Know Narrow Focus"
"Leech Poop (Without Blood In It)"
"Let's Kill the Capable Kid"
"Lick My Heart"
"Limp-Jowled Boa"
"Lion-Flavored Champagne"
"Lo-fi Shark Tank"
"Long Dead Jesus is Forgotten"
"Longevity Spawns Nothingness"
"Loosely Based on the Morality-Plagued Theoretical Priest"
"Love at First Psych-Out"
"Lower Passivity Heights"
"Lunch Ear"
"Lunk Futures"
"Man Panty Skyline"
"Maniacs of Precision"
"Manipulative Repetition"
"Manual Treasure Chest"
"Maple Labia Lacrosse Club"
"Mary Square and the Enzymes"
"Mask Changes" (Appears on TVHG053)
"Masturbate Into Nothingness"
"Meat Beat Triathlon"
"Meaty Peter Pulls the Plug"
"Membership Spaghetti"
"Memories of Now"
"Mentally Tuxedo"
"Metrics Hex, Malicious Regrets"
"Mimicking Children in Sin"
"Mineral Nazi Vacation Breath"
"Mite Island Fructose"
"Mock Foible"
"Modal Quota Lotion Rub"
"Modern Hawaii Fag Fashionistas"
"Moist Cotillion Jetlag"
"Moon Butter"
"Mopping Up Tea"
"Morality on the Hongkong Munchkin Bus"
"Morbid Allegory or Soapbox"
"Morgue Air Atlas and Orbit Ride at Long Last"
"Mountain Forest Formica Mind"
"Mouth Warlock"
"Muffin Code Calorie Snow"
"My Bible Time Spent Whimpering"
"My Heart Has Robot Arms"
"My Window is Pornographic"
"Myths as Reaction"
"Natural Ethos"
"Nazis Who Love Cheese Have Literally No Need to Sneeze"
"Negative Noodle Review"
"Nest of New Messiahs"
"New Ninja Doorknobs"
"No Fleabitten Mama Gonna Google My Name"
"No Mild Pittance (Swan Self-Immolation in an Alternate Dimension)"
"Noonday Divide"
"North Mexican Skyfest"
"Nostril Politics"
"(Not Another) Pyro Suicide"
"Not Any Different than the Difference is Now"
"Nude Dog Dentist Parade"
"Numbskull Monkey Fisherman"
"Nuremberg Virginity"
"Unbearable QT π"
"Occupy Bombs Not Big Enough to Explode"
"On Occasion Anticipate Greed"
"Orbital Porch Glue Sniffer"
"Orin Thorax"
"Overt Revival"
"Pacific Ocean Teardrops"
"Pagan Cruelty"
"Pajama Pants Johnson"
"Panoramic Bamboo"
"Pan-Seared Yesterdays"
"Past Fathoms"
"Pay the Hitman in Drugs"
"People Are Gonna Wanna Touch Your Face and Hair"
"Philharmonic Osprey"
"Pickled Nothingness"
"Pickles in the Gangbang"
"Pigeons in the Brush"
"Pinched Not Slapped (When I Was Born)"
"Pink Link Hijinks"
"Pinot Guido Show"
"Pipe Down, Psycho"
"Pirate Tirade Illiteracy"
"Pizza Germ Will Get You"
"Place Where the Money is Young"
"Pompous Excursions to Grey"
"Pork Rabbi"
"Portly Slave Robotics"
"Posh Swastika Rundown"
"Post-Consumerist Wingdings at the Slut Memorial Home"
"Post-Demon Ejaculate Spraypaint Party"
"Post-War Abstract Basketball"
"Preteen Melody"
"Preteen War Greed"
"Primal Eyeball Space, Primal Eyeball Scream"
"Primary Form of Deja Vu"
"Process Gimpy Synergy"
"Process the Stairs"
"Prostitute Preacher"
"Pussy-Ass Suburban Dog"
"(Putting) "Watch TV" on Your To-Do List"
"Quantum Foibles"
"Quantum Romcom Conformity Window Treatments"
"Racist Cyborg City Snakes"
"Radiant Love Letter"
"Ramadan Commie Shoehorn"
"Rank Specificity"
"Real Life Surgeon of Fears"
"Realistic Slave Mirage"
"Red Bull or Priest"
"Regurgitating in Godd's Butthole"
"Relevant Elephant Echo Complex"
"Relief is the Drawback"
"Remember When We Took Care of Each Other?"
"Repulsive Nightmare Stipend"
"Rich Kitchen Kittens (Really Cooking with Cash & Culinary Skills)
"Riding a Duckling (Into the Mouth of the Storm)"
"Rock Radio Ramparts Departing"
"Rodeo Dunce Caps"
"Saccharin Elevator Housing Shame"
"Sad Disco Ninja"
"Sad People Are Musk Ox Now"
"Sambuca Ergonomics"
"Sanity Skanks"
"Sarcophagus of Directional Punting (Ode to Jeff Feagles)"
"Sassy-Ass Bro Brigade"
"Saudi Arithmetics"
"Scourge of Kerfuffle"
"Scrambled Egg Wave"
"Scrotal Foot Goliath"
"Scrotal Grotto"
"Sea World See Monkey Do"
"Semi-Endemic of a Fruitful Spring"
"Separate Threshold"
"Sequestered Western Testers"
"Severe Tension (Butt Sweat)"
"Shabby Peptalk"
"Shady Metro Forgiveness Machine"
"Shared Flowers"
"Sheik of No Allegiance"
"Shifty Mist"
"Shirtless Birdshit (99.999% of Birdshit)"
"Shrapnel Telestrator"
"Sic the Sermon on Mounted Eyes"
"Sigh Alongside It"
"Silent Island Fur"
"Ski Scum Habanero"
"Skin Crooner"
"Skip Your City"
"Slam Zoom"
"Slamdancing Spanish Pig Syndrome"
"Snorkel Morgues"
"So Damn Lost in the Feminist Now"
"So Psyched I'm Psychotic (:))"
"Sock Pussy"
"Soft Betrayal of My Only Mind"
"Soft Hot Hitler"
"Soft Light Looking to Align Itself with the Non-Violent Solution to Love"
"Soft Sense of Self (In the Bummer Summer Wind)"
"Solemn Arian DJ"
"Solo Girl Equality Transit"
"Somber Economics Prank"
"Soul Passenger"
"Sparrows as Pets"
"Special Charity Golf Vagina"
"Spine Like a Shoelace"
"Spokane Mook Thing"
"Spontaneous Burden"
"Squanto Pronto Bouillabaisse Boo"
"Squirrels Are Neutral, Rats Are Bad, Chipmunks Win the Day"
"Stand Up Straight When You Tear Me Apart"
"Standard Camaraderie"
"Stink of the Plinko Bayhounds"
"Stravinsky Mantis"
"Street Legal Lemonade"
"Strumpet Nazi"
"Subhuman Revenue"
"Suffer Titan Pipe"
"Sunny with a Chance of Frailty"
"Super Crooner"
"Supermarket Hot Wings"
"Supersede My Psychology Now"
"Supplemental Misery"
"Sushi Comrades"
"Symphony in Blue Radar"
"Syncopated Promise"
"Taciturn or Chinese Takeout"
"Taco Shakra Flameout"
"Tacos of Resilience"
"Take My Hand(grenade)"
"Tantric Man Tingle"
"Tarp Orange Latte"
"Teen Asians Dropping Their Beepers Like My Beats"
"That's Enough Nothing Not Happening Now"
"The Atari Italians"
"The Beta Ingrates"
"The Bored Bard"
"The Bubble Cubs"
"The Cliff Trinket Affair"
"The Denim Paparazzi"
"The Derelict's Twizzler Bologna Shop"
"The Drinker"
"The Feta is Malignant"
"The Fleshy Gods of Sunburn Are Eating All the Modern Art"
"The Found Galactic"
"The Great and Meaty Mediocrity"
"The Hologram is Dusty"
"The Holy Hot Goo of 1982"
"The Hurricane, The Flood, The Little Girl, The Crud"
"The Illage Vidiot"
"The Kissable Karate Dicks of Moderation"
"The Lamborghini of Ballerinas"
"The Lipless Lick Fog"
"The Munchkins Played Bridge for an Hour with the Owls"
"The Night the Goblins Wobbled"
"The Plebian Bees"
"The Post-Bono Apocalypse Blues"
"The Quiet Goodness of the Lake Ninjas at Dawn"
"The Ratings Aren't Real"
"The Safety of Good Taste"
"The Skyline's Byline (By God)"
"The Socrates of Cockburn"
"The Sound of Black Drowning"
"The Telekinesis of Necrophilia"
"The Termite Bible"
"The United States of Rad Bikinis"
"The Unsettling Reputation of Death"
"The Useless Undefined"
"The Venerable Termites of Serbia"
"The Violent Ship Neuroses"
"The White Man's Werewolf"
"The Writhing Emphatic"
"This Saddle's Sadly Busted (You Cannot Ride This Horse Tonight)"
"Tiger Bible"
"Timid Blunder"
"Tinkle Lair"
"Tokyo Tuna Face Plant Fart"
"Tonsil Bordello"
"Topez Marauder"
"Totalitarian Taco Meat Mansion"
"Totally Where Your Happy Heart Will Certainly Go to Die"
"Toxic Media Midget"
"Toyota Soy Sauce"
"Transylvania Hooker Blog (Colonoscopy of Pride)"
"Tripped Over the Shadow of a Tree"
"Turbo Dreams Retarded"
"Tusk Goes the Way of the Maestro"
"Twine Wino"
"TV Trivia Trust Fund Triceratops"
"Uncensored Fencer"
"Undivided Vegan Warship"
"Urban Dolphin"
"Uterus of the Blockheads"
"Utopian Elephantitis"
"Vertebrate's Balloon"
"Very Hairy Fair Flying Boy"
"Vintage Pink Butt"
"Wall Koala"
"Wanna Repopulate the Farm (With You)"
"Warbled Hawk Heart Leprosy"
"Warp Lord"
"Wax Wall Worms"
"When All We Have Left Are Our Accents"
"When is Now the Time for Tears!"
"When the Moon Moos Like a Proud Cow"
"Whereabouts of the Widow"
"White Mom's Birthday"
"Who Eats Your Head?"
"Who Sunk Tito's Submarine?"
"Why Can't a White Man be a Black Feminist?"
"Wild White Goat"
"Wining & Dining the Werewolves of Pizza Hut"
"Wounded Where Without You"
"Wild Turkey, Turkey Vulture or Tire?"
"Yo Land of Vegas"
"Yood-B Stupinautoo"
"You Don't Know Me No Different"
"You Only Have to See One Bird Fly into a Clean Window to Not Believe in God"
"You Tell Me Why I Shouldn't Cry My Eyes Out"
"Youcifer"
"You'll Shutter"
"Young Gold Galaxy"
"Your Face is a Beautiful Truck"
"Your Words are Sheepish Terrorists"
"You're My MVP, Girl"
"Zoom Tunic Hot Stove"


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