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- Pisses: 5.16.12-5.28.12
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- ☣ My face: Not about #selfies [7.18.14]
- ☣ How do YOU enjoy Rachel Ray's cleavage at vernonhowl.com? Introducing the 2014 Promise™ [12.13.13]
- ☣ Chewing: A blog/life audit of sorts [8.21.13]
- ☣ Process: Every image a sunset [2.15.13]
- ☣ I am a Pescetarianism (only eat fish person) also a pessimist but working on that :) [10.19.12]
- ☣ Most content is GOOD not GREAT; GOOD might as well = BAD; strive for THE MOST [10.2.12]
- ☣ Everything is wrong until it turns OK and then eventually bad again but don't worry about that now because maybe it will just continue to be good [8.27.12]
- ☣ Let's talk about Grimes [8.15.12]
- ☣ Goodnight Facebook! And So Can You!! [6.1.12]
- ☣ The Vernon Howl Facebook page is now ACTIVE: Taking friend requests from now until the year 3000 [5.18.12]
- ☣ Through the years [4.27.12]
- ☣ I've stopped reading books [4.26.12]
- ☣ How does one blog? [4.25.12]
- ☣ WANTED: Players for an experimental internet jazz combo [4.25.12]
- ☣ MUSIC. MAKES THE PEOPLE. COME TOGETHER. (A note on my seemingly nonexistent music career) [2.24.12]
- ☣ #LINSANITY: An alternative take [2.17.12]
- ☣ #LogoGate: 50-year-old secret revealed! Nike steals logo from old Newport cigarette packages [2.17.12]
- ☣ BLOG LYFE: "End of Blog" announcement
- ☣ What we can learn from the thylacine (Tasmanian tiger), or any digital footage of any animal that happens to be the last of its kind [1.27.12]
- ☣ BLOG LYFE: "State of the Blog" address [1.20.12]
- ☣ Album gets poor review [1.13.12]
- ☣ Advertising alert: Olivia Munn diversifies [1.13.12]
- ☣ Cry Havoc Cry [1.10.12]
- ☣ Vernon Howl's Facebook timeline [1.6.12]
- ☣ MP3s: 1980s Football Rap: A Compilation [1.6.12]
- ☣ No help from computers: Why bands like the Foo Fighters are completely irrelevant [1.5.12]
- ☣ Tricks to surviving a job you can't stand: A blogifesto by Vernon Howl [1.3.12]
- ☣ INTRODUCING: The Official Reverse Psychology IRL Viral Marketing FREE STICKER designed by Vernon Howl™ [1.2.12]
- ☣ MP3s: 11 Great albums from 2011 [1.2.12]
- ☣ Sweetness [10.7.11]
- ☣ Post-irony alert: P4K gives the Lou Reed and Metallica album a 1.0 [11.1.11]
- ☣ For your consideration [10.14.11]
- ☣ On the lyrics of Sugar Ray's 1998 hit "Every Morning," at 7:11 AM [9.27.11]
- ☣ I have a theory about dogs and mailmen and it's about love, not about hate [9.25.11]
- ☣ My brain is starting to get old and ugly [9.15.11]
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