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- Likes: I Had Sixteen Days to Mail These Postcards from Mercury, But I Failed Miserably
- Likes 2: Braintainting Audiodebris and the Remnants of the Postcards from Mercury
- Songs of the Unfinished Spine [USS1]
- A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
- Alone and Spineless
- Hide the Courage
- Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
- A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
- Born of Monster
- Friendship by Knifepoint
- Sea of Bliss: The Cassette Tape Anthology
- RU Ready 2 Rock?
- Try Isemesisis
- Songs of the Day
- The Disintegration of Values in Outerspace
- Eveezi Salmz: Year One
- The Dingo
- The 2008 New York Yankees
- New Spine Blues [USS2]
- Fake Songs About My Future Wife
- Lovefucker
- My Life the Daydream
- Provender
- Nothing I Own Works
- January and June
- Real Icicles
- Kill Beachwood
- Toy Xylophone and Frost
- Eveezi Salmz: Year Two
- The 9.8.09 Multnomah County Sheriff's Office 24-Hour Booking Log: Pop Music Edition
- Eveezi Salmz: Year Three
- Ozzie Guillen's Twitter in Song: The First 253 Tweets
- Nonelucidating Ribozo
- Next Stop
- Hot Asphalt Blues
- The Time Machine
- Spine Time [USS3]
- Backbone of Regalia [USS4]
- Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
- Who's Got the TIme?! Classic Albums Condensed
- QPS: Quitter's Prep School
- Lamatzah????
- 9/11: The Album
- Say Yes to the Soundtrack: Original Music Score
- Pisses: 5.16.12-5.28.12
- Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
- The Adorable Animals of Viral Video Impromptu Song Parade, Vol. I
- NFL Kraut Rock Theme Songs
- Twitpella, Vol. III: Vagary
- Lion Boy
- Eveezi Salmz: Year Four
- 64666: The Soundtracks
- Evil
- AA: The Ballads
- 5,000 Anthems
- Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book One: To)
- Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book Two: From)
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- Blog Posts of Note
- ☣ My face: Not about #selfies [7.18.14]
- ☣ How do YOU enjoy Rachel Ray's cleavage at vernonhowl.com? Introducing the 2014 Promise™ [12.13.13]
- ☣ Chewing: A blog/life audit of sorts [8.21.13]
- ☣ Process: Every image a sunset [2.15.13]
- ☣ I am a Pescetarianism (only eat fish person) also a pessimist but working on that :) [10.19.12]
- ☣ Most content is GOOD not GREAT; GOOD might as well = BAD; strive for THE MOST [10.2.12]
- ☣ Everything is wrong until it turns OK and then eventually bad again but don't worry about that now because maybe it will just continue to be good [8.27.12]
- ☣ Let's talk about Grimes [8.15.12]
- ☣ Goodnight Facebook! And So Can You!! [6.1.12]
- ☣ The Vernon Howl Facebook page is now ACTIVE: Taking friend requests from now until the year 3000 [5.18.12]
- ☣ Through the years [4.27.12]
- ☣ I've stopped reading books [4.26.12]
- ☣ How does one blog? [4.25.12]
- ☣ WANTED: Players for an experimental internet jazz combo [4.25.12]
- ☣ MUSIC. MAKES THE PEOPLE. COME TOGETHER. (A note on my seemingly nonexistent music career) [2.24.12]
- ☣ #LINSANITY: An alternative take [2.17.12]
- ☣ #LogoGate: 50-year-old secret revealed! Nike steals logo from old Newport cigarette packages [2.17.12]
- ☣ BLOG LYFE: "End of Blog" announcement
- ☣ What we can learn from the thylacine (Tasmanian tiger), or any digital footage of any animal that happens to be the last of its kind [1.27.12]
- ☣ BLOG LYFE: "State of the Blog" address [1.20.12]
- ☣ Album gets poor review [1.13.12]
- ☣ Advertising alert: Olivia Munn diversifies [1.13.12]
- ☣ Cry Havoc Cry [1.10.12]
- ☣ Vernon Howl's Facebook timeline [1.6.12]
- ☣ MP3s: 1980s Football Rap: A Compilation [1.6.12]
- ☣ No help from computers: Why bands like the Foo Fighters are completely irrelevant [1.5.12]
- ☣ Tricks to surviving a job you can't stand: A blogifesto by Vernon Howl [1.3.12]
- ☣ INTRODUCING: The Official Reverse Psychology IRL Viral Marketing FREE STICKER designed by Vernon Howl™ [1.2.12]
- ☣ MP3s: 11 Great albums from 2011 [1.2.12]
- ☣ Sweetness [10.7.11]
- ☣ Post-irony alert: P4K gives the Lou Reed and Metallica album a 1.0 [11.1.11]
- ☣ For your consideration [10.14.11]
- ☣ On the lyrics of Sugar Ray's 1998 hit "Every Morning," at 7:11 AM [9.27.11]
- ☣ I have a theory about dogs and mailmen and it's about love, not about hate [9.25.11]
- ☣ My brain is starting to get old and ugly [9.15.11]
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