Vernon Howl is a pseudonym**.
He makes art and videos and movies.
He creates lo-fi music as The Vernon Howl Group*.
He writes fiction and poetry and poetry and other stuff.
He believes in the public domain and the concept of free shit on the internet.
He is me y'all.
DISCLAIMER: All appropriated media and text on this website which is incorporated under the umbrella of "original Vernon Howl and/or The Vernon Howl Group art" is utilized under the doctrine of fair use. Occasionally vernonhowl.com posts adult-themed content and comments on adult-themed stories: discretion is advised. MP3s and podcast MP3s are often posted without copyright consent with links to the artists who've created them (this is because we love music and want to share the music that we love); requests for takedown of any posts that may infringe on copyright will be immediately granted so long as the appropriate parties are the ones making the request: please refer to our contact page. Thank you. My favorite color is purple tbqh. So pretty.
**"I" am the 2nd person to "control" the Vernon Howl persona. Vernon Howl will exist until the year 3000 at which point all of the music and art and words that every Vernon Howl ever made is to be cremated on a private island in a big celebration on 1/1/3000. See you there.
OK, time to come clean! I am VH-2 (The 2nd Vernon Howl, almighty leader of The Vernon Howl Group and President/CEO of TVHG Inc.) but my real name is Chase Green and I live in New Brunswick, NJ. I guess I kind of get a lot shit for using a pseudonym and not embracing Facebook but I can live with these decisions. Anyway, I just wanted to throw this out there. -VH 8.9.12
A Note on Doug Smith (AKA: VH-1): The first person to hold the role of Vernon Howl was a man named Douglas Quimby Smith (pictured). Doug retired from the position around 2009, leaving it to me his protege and assistant***. Doug conceived the idea of having multiple Vernon Howls to keep making new and fresh music from now until the year 3000. He lives in Florida, NY, with his two dogs, Brent and Ginny.
***FYI: Doug and I were collaborators from the very beginning on this project; the majority of the music albums created from TVHG001 on feature me (Chase) on lead vocals but were primarily written by Doug. I took over as head writer around 2009-2010.
~ hoot hoot + hoot hoot ~
let it be known that sometime in 2013 VH-3 [whose real name shall forever be omitted] took over as CEO of TVHG Inc. & webmaster of all related Vernon Howl web properties, was widely considered the worst VH by a mile to date