The 13 Deadliest Gender Reveals: Ranked by Kill Count

IT'S LISTICLE SEASON AND I AM HORNY AS HELL Spring hath sprung and pretty much the only thing on peoples' minds these days is what the heck is the deadliest gender reveal party ever. More than 1.3 million people die each year in gender reveal party accidents. We dedicate this post in their honor. RIP.

(OUR LAWYERS HAVE ADVISED US TO REMOVE THE LIST AS MANY OF THE FIGURES ARE DISPUTED.)

posted by Verm¡n 🦅 H@wK, esq.