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TGIF Friday

I am once again thinking about how the Founding Fathers probably had diarrhea constantly

#usa #history #poop #founders #toiletpaper
(b/c bad nutrition) and how since toilet paper hadn't been invented yet they were shitting in outhouses and such wiping up with the same hands that wrote the dang Constitution and maybe some beyone filthy rags if they were lucky. These fuckers thought they were b/c they owned slaves and didn't have cancel culture were probably smelling like shit CONSTANTLY. Anyway, happy Friday y'all. I'm bringing this blog back into fashion starting officially on Monday ( ͡• ͜ส– ͡•)

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