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My body is rotting but not faster than my brain!!! Enjoy a dum book from a dum website a few ~~weeks~~ years early....

Here. We. Go.

I am once again thinking about how the Founding Fathers probably had diarrhea constantly #usa #history #poop #founders #toiletpaper

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