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The continuing story of the bird that was a dog, continued...
The bird was full of a false sense of confidence now that it was a dog. It could still fly, but it thought it was better than that. It bought one of those Porsche SUVs and committed vehicular manslaughter eleven times over the course of six hours one Wednesday afternoon. We had to, of course, put the animal down. I made its collar into a human necklace and I gave it to the boy who was now an omelette inside me. The faux-leather, ground to a mush, felt good against my metal.



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