Monday, February 27, 2012

Fake Album #80: Toga Burn (Texan Themes)

1. Brown Fish of Dallas
2. Square Riesling Diminished
3. Red Beard's Barber
4. I Am All of Your Stock Options
5. Penciling Enzo In
6. Ampersand the Size of Texas
7. A Texas the Size of Pangea
8. Texas-Sized Seconds
9. San Anphonio
10. The Bliss Bird
11. Santa as a Cowboy
12. Lassos of Desire
13. Last Texan Blowjob
14. Somewhere, TX (2 PM)

This fake album sounds like a fake hip-hop album, though you wouldn't know it by the tracklist (you also wouldn't know it because it is an impossible thing to know). Also: something about Texas? Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.8

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