Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Fake Album #41: Paul Blart: Mall Cop: The Album


1. West Orange, NJ
2. Margaret and Martha
3. (Just Wanna Be a) Hypoglycemic State Trooper
4. Amy's Wig Kiosk
5. Nacho Eating Contest (Too Much Margarita)
6. Gang of Santa
7. Veck! (Ringleader of the Hijackers)
8. The Cayman Islands
9. The Bully Commander Kent
10. Improvised Measures
11. The Codes
12. Victory
13. Segway Mall Wedding

This fake album sounds like a pretty standard concept record, done with rock stylings similar to The Who or Robert Pollard doing The Who, etc. Lyrically all content was gleaned from the plot synopsis on the Paul Blart Wikipedia page. Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.4

If you would like to own a print of this beautiful fake album cover go here

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