Friday, January 27, 2012

ART: "eBert" by Vernon Howl

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Sure. This seems like a pricey item. 3.8K don't grow on trees. WE GET THAT. You might be wondering, what the heck does that exorbitant fee get me anyways? Well, let me tell you. You will get two large prints (they WILL BE fuzzy but that is the point). Framed. PROFESSIONALLY framed, by an accredited frame person in a frame store. I will interview the person at the frame store about how he feels personally towards my art. I will upload the video to Vimeo and password protect it. Guess who's getting that password? That's right, you are, you little bitch. But that's not all. No need to worry about shipping and handling because I AM THE SHIPPING AND HANDLING. You got it: I will drive or fly to your house and personally hang these two framed prints in your house or apartment. Wow, great deal right? BUT THAT'S STILL NOT ALL. Afterwards I will take you out to dinner, just the two of us. Then, if it isn't too weird I will ask to crash at your house but I reserve the right to go to a hotel if you seem creepy. Questions?


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