Sunday, October 16, 2011

Fake Album #8: Crouse and Coulter


CROUSE
1. Lost in the Prolific Doghouse
2. Marred, Scarred and Totally Embarrassed
3. Fidgety Harangue
4. In the Realm of Polished Maniacs
5. Dragooning the Evening to My Furious Liking
6. Wasps of Heaven
7. When the Quirky Girl Came Back
8. The Turtle Back Zoo
10. With Trolls
COULTER
11. The Lark Bunting and Judas Pray Tell
12. Martyr Pension
13. Rotten Literati Snafu
14. Burning Buildings
15. She’s Disjointed Yet Oh So Clever
16. Sheep Flack
17. Why I Didn’t Wander
18. The Undoing
19. John Coltrane
20. I Feel Like Liking Loneliness

This fake album sounds like if The Shaggs had used synths. It's totally incoherent nonsense within the framework of actual song-like stuctures. All singing is out of tune, all lyrics are obtuse drivel. Etc. Fake Pitchfork rating: 6.8

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