Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Fake Album #5: The Golden Age of Rock (1996-1998)

1. Hot Bologna Sub-95 (All Rock is Mostly Meaningless)
2. 1995 (Incubation of Rock Fire)
3. Hot Rock Orangutan (Bringin' Rock into the World)
4. The Rock of Pyro Hills (April '96)
5. Can't Fish for Rock (Without a Thunderbolt)
6. Rock Stock (Gimme 7 Shares)
7. Alterna-Rock of Another Dimension (Late 1996)
8. 1997 (Rock Apex)
9. Rock is a Religion (God-Rock)
10. Rock Fire Burns Us All (And Totally Shreds)
11. The Burning Candle of '98 (Rock in the Wind)
12. The Monkey is Dead (And Rock is in the Casket)
13. I Am 1999 (Non-Rock for a New Millennium)

This fake album sounds like the ultimate fake album so therefore should probably actually exist. It is a concept album about late 90s mainstream rock using a real lo-fi garage sound (yet with undeniable KISS-like anthem rock undertones). Fake Pitchfork rating: 5.5

To purchase a print of this beautiful fake album cover for an affordable price go here. And please utilize this link to view the master list of every fake album by Vernon Howl.

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