Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Fake Album #17: Short Album of Many Songs with Long Titles

1. Have You Ever Googled Yourself in the Nude with a Needle Full of Heroin Sticking Out Your Arm?
2. I’m Better Off Dead (So Let’s Die Together)
3. Killing the Vampire Peacock of Burger King
4. The Clean Cunt Cravers and Your Willingness to Suck Dick
5. What Do You Think about When I Don’t Think You Think?
6. Cock Up Your Ass 9 Times Don’t Make You Gay
7. Bigger Than Hogzilla, Smaller Than Your Soul
8. I’m Goin’ Places (Big Motherfuckin’ Places, Motherfucker)
9. Transient Tree Toad? Yeah I Killed One
10. Shopping for Pajamas in a Blizzard Don’t Make You No Philosopher
11. Danny Darwin (Former Boston Red Sox Pitcher or Filthy Pony Ride Swindler?)
12. Sheepish Gonads on the Brain 4 Some Odd Reason or Another (Pelican Song)
13. Freezing Cold Vagina in the Desert (Sweatin’ to the Economic Oldies)
14. Joe Didn’t Polish My Shoes Like I Really Wished He Had
15. Sort of Perverted (But So Goddam Into You, Woman)
16. What is with Your Hairdo and Your Pants?
17. Gurgling Molasses Until the Sunrise Makes Us Weep
18. Murder Ain’t No Crime When We Be Drinkin’ Homemade Wine, Yo
19. Mary Steenburgen
20. Jesus Walked the Earth and I Walked the Walk (So You Do the Math)

This fake album sounds like a comedy album. Twenty fake songs that never break two minutes and never fail to deliver on the weirdo random laughs (with fake lyrics like, "I painted you in the nude, Mary Steenburgen / I wanted to go to the park to fly kites with you / But I was frightened of the wind" from Track 19 "Mary Steenburgen"). You'll either be glad it's over in a 31 minutes, or crying on the floor (from laughter) for more. Fake Pitchfork rating: 8.8 [Best New Music Tag]

To purchase a print of this beautiful fake album cover for an affordable price go here. And please utilize this link to view the master list of every fake album by Vernon Howl.

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