Tuesday, September 11, 2001

TVHG071: Twitpella, Vol. IV: The Numbness Game




the 58th Vernon Howl album
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F R E E D O W N L O A D S
BANDCAMP II | III | IV
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☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

Released: 2.24.14 on TVHG, Inc.
All songs written by Vernon Howl

Notes: The triumphant return of Twitpella! Now debuting on YouTube rather than Twitter. This is the most ambitious TVHG Inc. record to date in terms of total tracks: 4 Media CDRs with 444 songs each on them. Whoa. Did you know that 444x4=1776. The Year of Our Lord and Revolution as a Peoples!! 4 More Years Indeed™. Buy it now for only $18 (*4CDR set) and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

DISCOGRAPHY
CDR BUYER'S GUIDE



1,776 Tracks - ?
  • Disc 1 [104:30]:
    1. Icon Can't
    2. Articulating Terror Makes Your Cockroach Fears Get So Large (Again)
    3. Can't Fight It
    4. The Lifelong Renegades
    5. Spring Has a Way
    6. Master of Meditation
    7. Greatest Glare
    8. Awake in a Tidal Wave
    9. So Many Selfies
    10. Until the Water Gate Truncates Our Fate
    11. Cobra Toll (Systematic Beaver Pee)
    12. Esoteric Garbage Symphony
    13. Sissy Pickle Dix
    14. The Last Bastion
    15. Silent Days
    16. Sleep Now in the Fire
    17. Just Wanna B Free
    18. Wannagive
    19. Cleveland Ice
    20. Several Manufacturers
    21. Drinking the Wine of Apathetic Times
    22. Protein Juicers
    23. The 722's
    24. 99 Pets
    25. Plasticine Blasters
    26. Nubian Dudefest
    27. #1 Hobby
    28. Notice Otis
    29. Gin Binge (Weather-Permitting)
    30. Carbonhearted
    31. Obama (He Don't Care)
    32. Depression Dogs
    33. Bollywood Gin
    34. Dum-Dum the Dickweed
    35. True Action, No Satisfaction
    36. Bobby's Hobby
    37. Mathman or Danger Boy?
    38. Crinkled Whiffle Snob
    39. So Much Before We Are Dead
    40. $ = Diarrhea
    41. Crazy 4U (Baby)
    42. Mama Don't Tell Me Not 2 Dance
    43. So Go
    44. Grisled Chiseled Chinese Chuck
    45. I'm Not That Kinda Guy
    46. Suspicion of Grinning
    47. 2007-2009
    48. Scarducci Clam Cyborg
    49. Jack Up My Tab
    50. Interesting Vest
    51. Rise Up Detroit!
    52. Soap on the Windows of My High School Car
    53. Vapor Wave
    54. The Intentional Facelifts
    55 (All Hail) The Meat Aliens
    56. Super-Efficient Owl
    57. The Wrath of My Camera
    58. The Music in My Head is Going to the Top of the Charts
    59. Detour Monkeys
    60. Leave 'Em Alone
    61. Lobster Dicks
    62. Arabian Discount Children
    63. Guacamole Mansion
    64. The Cellular Blues
    65. The Ballad of Johnny McScrew & Billy McZee (Hey Pussywillow)
    66. Tortellini Shoeshine
    67. Individuals (Are Over)
    68. Cleveland Botswana Beavers
    69. I Abuse My Brain
    70. Waka Flocka Loch Ness Monster
    71. Blip (The Old Radar Song)
    72. We Didn't Think We Would Die
    73. Monday Morning
    74. Sweat Bible Bucket Sex
    75. Lapsed Fractal Lifestyle
    76. Recon Economy Surplus (Dust Life 2013)
    77. The Babylon Toots
    78. Bible Boy Toy
    79. Crucial Party Pants
    80. Ode to Chevy (Gay Lady Day Parade)
    81. A Million-Year Old Mole
    82. Will They, Won't They (Humpday)
    83. (You Gotta) Pay to Live in This World of Kids
    84. Add Up
    85. Farting in the Dark
    86. A Glance Inside Your Pants (Penance)
    87. Love Drug Slave
    88. Egyptian Jeep Genocide
    89. 250 Years Old
    90. Sewl
    91. Sideways Woman & Orangutan
    92. Chemistry in a Lemon Tree
    93. On Cheddar Deadeye Lettuce Street
    94. Cool Cabana Coconut Blues
    95. Lord, It Doesn't Matter 2 Me
    96. Boom Bop (And So On)
    97. Windbag Bible
    98. Advertising Guys
    99. Jumayka Vit
    100. Trigger Mercy
    101. We Have the Same Dentist
    102. My Other Head
    103. I Got Cow
    104. Tuna on Tap
    105. Why You Squeakin'?
    106. You Don't Deserve the Night
    107. Fuck Those Motherfuckin' Robot Cops
    108. Mercy Mercy Me (I Got 2 Go Pee Pee)
    109. New Bologna Ocean Blues
    110. B There
    111. Pests in Their Mexican Nests (Colony Neglect)
    112. Rhombus Touching the Grave
    113. A Lobster Like You
    114. You Are My Menagerie
    115. Page After Page
    116. Buick Zoo Boat
    117. Dog Zone (Song for Dribble Drive Johnny)
    118. Information Superhighway
    119. Legit Island Bible
    120. Natalie
    121. I'm Gonna Die
    122. Slow Moses Monkey Shit
    123. Clinical Inkling
    124. Why Aren't Deer Orange?
    125. Overweight Mistress of Dust
    126. Gary Koo
    127. The Pike Island Dike Zoo
    128. (Well Well Well) I'm in Hell
    129. My Romantic Machine
    130. Somebody's Bucket
    131. War Friends
    132. Crummy Slope
    133. Horny Grove
    134. Robotic Cantata
    135. Rebrand (Song for Bryan Cranston)
    136. All the Shitty Songs
    137. We Died in the Dream of a Mexican Teenage Queen
    138. Peabody Bone Strike
    139. All Pain Always
    140. Los Angeles
    141. Psychological Elbow Foot
    142. Dark Dungeon of Love
    143. Man in a Mansion
    144. There's Not Gonna Be a Way It's Not Gonna Be OK
    145. Nilbot
    146. Cancel Your Plans (And Take Off Your Pants)
    147. As You Go Down Slow
    148. Newborn Baby in a Boring Dream
    149. (Welcome to) A Life Spent Freaking Out
    150. I Don't Think You Got the Memo
    151. Strains of Action
    152. I Know I Could Be
    153. Rockin' Taco Chimpanzee Time
    154. Fall Guy
    155. Jermany
    156. Blooming Manor
    157. This Cantina
    158. Multifaceted Farce (Hashtag Barfin' Hard)
    159. The Wolf Lung Matters Not
    160. Sister Criminality
    161. Cyber-Morgue
    162. You in a Nutshell
    163. Bird or Bat
    164. The Lost Ocean
    165. Broadcast Angels
    166. Gerbil Job
    167. Germ Spree
    168. Bamboo Bandwidth (Candy Cane)
    169. Enough of Yourself (Tiny Pieces)
    170. In the Bathroom with a Warlock
    171. NYC Dreamer
    172. I Don't Eat Bologna
    173. Mouseman
    174. Dramatic Bubblebath Blues
    175. The Easter Ghost
    176. Sister Sleeve
    177. I'm Not Gonna Find a Man Tonight
    178. Papa Lobster Snafu
    179. The Lions When You Need Them
    180. Dan Aykroyd's Hemorrhoids (Hallelujah)
    181. I Got a Grip
    182. Fangs of a Hardscrabble Vampire
    183. Highlight of My Love Life
    184. Don't Choke on the River or Ocean
    185. Tel Aviv Evangelist Vengeance Squad
    186. Moss Spaceship
    187. Nice Frenzy
    188. Two Recordings of the Same Song
    189. Here We Are
    190. Than Regretting
    191. Sad Dad Ignorance Bladder Fad
    192. Slogans
    193. Verify Me Later
    194. Reverse Engineering
    195. Take Off in Between
    196. When the Whispers Tell You White Lies
    197. Sympathy Wingspan
    198. Momentary Roosters
    199. Fucking Aigh
    200. Pictures of Your Wife and Kids in Your Wallet
    201. The One Unholy Truth
    202. (Why) I Wonder Why
    203. Talk About Your Day
    204. A Blemish on Your Henpecked Lense
    205. Noonday Octagon Infatuation
    206. Riotsong
    207. Every Throat Singer's Song is the Blues
    208. North Dakota Cum Stains (Semen Landfill)
    209. Parking Lot Christmas Trees (Joe Learns the Truth)
    210. Did I Take Your Picture
    211. Toyota Mouth Romcom
    212. Different Identity
    213. Formica Kites
    214. Ballad of George, the Lord of Life
    215. Midget Man
    216. Executioner Quagmire (Tire Fire in Your Mind)
    217. Potable (A Big Stink)
    218. The Rape of Saigon
    219. Cosmic Muffins
    220. You're So Lonely
    221. Stopman
    222. Yugoslavian Wood Therapy
    223. A Real Unique Thought
    224. Haywire Helsinki Bells
    225. Nagasaki Oboe Show
    226. Mostly Water
    227. Dotta Domp Domp Chicky
    228. Heater Heat Up
    229. The Promised Land (Wild Turkeys Lurkin’)
    230. Bubble & Turn Up the Volume (Daddio)
    231. You Weren’t Dead
    232. I Pee on All of My Friends
    233. Instant Creativity
    234. Not ‘88
    235. Hopscotch (Livin’ a Lie)
    236. From Red to White (Snow Bugger Bugaboo is the Daughter of God)
    237. Winter Chant for Chantix
    238. Elevated Automatic Insistence
    239. Warlock Fur (Replacing the Worm Skin)
    240. Maybe I Just Want to Die, But I Swear to You I Don't
    241. Dolphinz
    242. Salami Tommy is My Mommy Zombie
    243. Chester the Chinese Turtle Boy
    244. When I Was a Wednesday
    245. Regretchup
    246. Park All the Darkest Nightmares
    247. Lopsided Moxie
    248. Don’t Get Caught Pestering Me with Sophistication
    249. Persecute the Burbs
    250. Goddamn Art
    251. Big Mama’s House 2
    252. Be the Man
    253. New Beak
    254. Second Love is 16th Fiddle (Hold Your Head Up High)
    255. Metal in the Meadow (With Lots of Mayo)
    256. Don't You Troll My Heart Again
    257. Young Guns in Love with Their Funyuns
    258. Too Much Tuba
    259. 99.999
    260. March of the Rabid Plastics
    261. Impersonal Pantsuit Boy
    262. Red Cardigan Christ
    263. No Different
    264. The Sun's Eternal Plight
    265. Moses's Growth Spurts
    266. Sexy Mexican Erection Revenge
    267. Festering Benders
    268. Clinical Pickle Eclipse
    269. Every Person on Earth
    270. Mediocrity
    271. (It's Like) A Million Micro-Monkeys Have Invaded My Mind
    272. Anti-Lock Brakes
    273. Salad in Dallas
    274. Impossible Possum Pasta
    275. Takin' You Out
    276. No Opinion
    277. Every Word in the Morning
    278. Symphonic Holiday Heart
    279. Adjustment Meat
    280. Alabaster Alibis, Obituaries & Soul
    281. Battleground
    282. True Laughter Luncheon (Alabaster Bastard with Chump Change)
    283. The Dim Sum Singsong Wallaby Tree
    284. When the Words Don't Come Out Right
    285. Tyrone's Trombone
    286. Tribal-Eyed Cock
    287. My Own Flesh and Blood Flushing Out All the Bad Parts
    288. Fashion
    289. Star's Rising
    290. Maui
    291. The God Pod (Free of Freedom)
    292. Sense of Calm
    293. Turn Your Back on the Sky
    294. Chicagoan Archipelago
    295. Basically on Fire
    296. The Tiniest Gift in the World
    297. Rob's Corn Cancer
    298. Crispy Cajun Backrubs
    299. Betty Isn’t Better
    300. Spacin' In
    301. Little Bones Are Breaking (The Stilts Cameraman)
    302. Red Light Lasagna Trombone (Valentine's Day 2005)
    303. I'm a Fucking Millipede
    304. Dooby Days
    305. Bankrupt Backrub Ticktock Asshole
    306. Lucifer’s Fondu Umbrella
    307. I'm a Pile of Dogshit
    308. 2.20.14
    309. Bisexual Sleeper Cells
    310. Infecting Pussy Riot (A Natural Aggression)
    311. Higher Island Mind
    312. The Taliban Can Fuck Right Off
    313. Fortress of Morbid Harangues (The Dust Embalmed)
    314. Don't Liken Lifeforms to Thee (Song for Lester Bangs)
    315. Anna Kournacumbath
    316. Tolstoy Imbibes and Bones
    317. My Face is My Face
    318. No Birds
    319. Stumble Pond
    320. I'm Definitely Dying
    321. My Mistress Was a Blind Boy
    322. Casserole
    323. Spank Bank or Think Tank
    324. Ski People
    325. The Eradication of Hate
    326. Bonermindz (Gettin' Gay Up in the Topic)
    327. Ninja Booty Quasar Camp
    328. Neo-American Sleeper Cell Hell
    329. Holy Hellport
    330. Coin a Phrase the Ocean Won't
    331. Tongue-Tied Neighbors
    332. The Cobra Cave
    333. Champagne Ponies (Of the New Religion)
    334. Mother Russia Lobster Tongue
    335. Love's on a Lark
    336. ½ My Mind
    337. DJ Johnny Ringo
    338. Schizophrenic Fencers (Orlando 2004)
    339. Ballad of Banana Man
    340. Ample Tramp Stamp Momentum
    341. (I Would) Kill 4 Culture
    342. Nazi Turtle Bourbon Blitz
    343. The Alcoholic Realtors in Phoenix
    344. The Very Same Spot (One)
    345. The Bollywood Gremlin Inbred Grove
    346. Overstated Toadstool Matrix
    347. (Here’s to) Hieroglyphic Nightmare Boys
    348. Where the Golfers Don't Go
    349. Homeless Boner Blvd.
    350. Halibut in Hollywood
    351. Kenyan Baby Boxers (With Taco Hair Galore)
    352. When the Mist Tries to Give Me a Bro-Fist
    353. Check Yo Engine
    354. A Red Carpet for Tarpits
    355. President God
    356. Currency
    357. The Origami Communists
    358. Crippled Badger Boozehound
    359. Lucifer James
    360. To All the Flesh-Eaters Seated on My Right
    361. Did I Pee (?)
    362. The Portapotty Bloodhound
    363. Experimental Tarantula Sex (Oh Your)
    364. Love Song for San Antonio Rehab Clinics (Horny Outlaw Lobster)
    365. Evil as Easter Morning
    366. All the Openly Gay DJs of Ann Arbor
    367. Tooda-Llama (My MFA Program is Bringing Me Down)
    368. The Narrative’s Lame
    369. The Very Last Time or the Start of a New Kind of Failure
    370. Meat for My Sherpas
    371. Branded Uncool
    372. Wally While You're At It (1993)
    373. The Apocalypse is a Taco-Ship for Two
    374. Intersex Mexican Lovefest
    375. Cormac McCarthy is Barfing Up Cheese
    376. Eye in Rainbow
    377. My New Morning Complaints
    378. Klanfinder
    379. Somali Gov't Gall
    380. The Seesaw Sometimes (There’ll Still Be Me)
    381. Dunk
    382. Lion Tattoos and Wallaby Liver Lasagna
    383. The Pasta Riots
    384. Land of Broken Dreams
    385. Didn’t You Notice I Was Crying My Eyes Out?
    386. Lighter Than Air
    387. Parliamentary Asbestos
    388. Swiss Gal
    389. My Little Darling Baby
    390. The Old Switcheroo
    391. Bad Behemoths
    392. Snakeskin Turtleneck
    393. Although I Know
    394. Tell Me What I Need 2 Know
    395. Wild Jesuit Dawn
    396. The Tennessee Twerk
    397. Moist Goblins
    398. ∞ Tears
    399. In the End
    400. In Theory
    401. Jailbird Gelato
    402. High-Time for Mime Crimes
    403. Indoor Pools
    404. Retired Champions
    405. I Am a Winner (I Always Win)
    406. No Bridges, No Tunnels
    407. Quality of Song (Music Video)
    408. Snakepiss
    409. Hot Penitentiary Nights
    410. Lady of the Night
    411. Duly Noted, Buenas Noches
    412. Steve is Dead to the World
    413. Relax, You Quacks
    414. The Two Types of Military Men
    415. Kinda Faster
    416. Satisfy an Eagle
    417. Twisting in the Air
    418. Gonna Build a Plane to Fly My Pain Away
    419. Freer Than Thee
    420. Human Body Lottery Otters (Alone in Saskatchewan)
    421. Digital Idea Boys
    422. Slimy Minds (Are Crimewave Magnets, Too)
    423. Gigabyte Snot
    424. The Pens & Pencils of the Senators Sent to See You
    425. Weeping Boner Boys
    426. A Man Who Collects Magnets
    427. You're Golden
    428. Ain't No Window Too Wide for Me to See You with My Narrow Mind
    429. Rational Castration Masters
    430. Violent Cyborg Sexlife Review
    431. I'm Not That Kind of Girl, I'm Not That Kind of Squirrel
    432. A Douchebag from Santa Fe (Grateful to the Grave)
    433. The Mystery Bliss of Japanese Tits
    434. I Fucking Hate You So Much
    435. Lunatic Tuna Dick (For Cleveland)
    436. Patio Daddio Go
    437. Senegal Sent a Goose to Outerspace
    438. The Mini-Mart Capacity Bathroom Ballad
    439. Perth
    440. The Great Grape Grannies of Gainesville
    441. Bodacious Booty-Tootin' Boys
    442. Wowza, You Got Some Nice Trousers
    443. Too Much Potatoes and a Mind Game
    444. White Hollywood Wi-Fi


  • Disc 2 [?]:
    1. The Navy
    2. Suckling Ghost Priests for Fun
    3. Lobsters in the Rain
    4. A Matador Once (Before Lunch)
    5. Tragic Cajun California Cat
    6. Baby, I'm a Come Back Home
    7. Feast on the Feelings
    8. Didn't You Notice Me?
    9. Protein Mistress
    10. The Mai Tai Boys (Are All on 'Roids)
    11. So What (Song for a Cold-Blooded Ho)
    12. Gods of Glory
    13. I Hope You Know I'm Hopeless


  • Disc 3 [?]:
    1. COMING

  • Disc 4 [?]:
    1. COMING
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