Tuesday, September 11, 2001

TVHG061: Twitpella, Vol. III: Vagary


the 49th Vernon Howl album
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Released: 2.7.13 on TVHG, Inc.
All songs written by Vernon Howl


Notes: The third installment in the very popular (not) Twitpella series. A little before the halfway point of this long-ass album, I changed up my process. I initially was doubling the vocal track by singing either a straight copy of the melody or attempting a harmony. But to speed things up, I just started copying and pasting the waveform and applying different effects.

This is also the first TVHG release to eclipse 500 tracks, which is notable because apparently Soundcloud playlists are capped at exactly 500. So the final four songs aren't streaming via the player on the righthand side of this page. I am truly sorry for that. "Delirious," Life & Death (Are Things I Can't Afford)," Sidewinder Surprise," and, last but not least, "The Lonely Motherfucker Fuckin Wit You Blues" are available on the bandcamp page. Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

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504 Tracks - 2:27:56
1. Pyro Corgis (Perform Abortions Outdoors) [0:14]
2. The Bellicose Dog Crooner is an Oklahoma Sooner [0:10]
3. Buttfucking Humpty Dumpty [0:15]
4. My Montana [0:19]
5. World People of Crazy Eyes (Spic or Spaniard?) [0:15]
6. Love Furniture [0:24]
7. Frog Semen for my Gravedigger [0:14]
8. Conditioned [0:37]
9. Hate My Halo [0:13]
10. Put Your Drugs Inside Your Love Slugs [0:18]
11. Probably Rotten [0:13]
12. Black Sinatra [0:18]
13. Violent Lover of Scenes (Song for Jim) [0:14]
14. Systematic Pantry Doom Eyes [0:14]
15. Unblinking Sins [0:15]
16. Broken by a Shrew [0:14]
17. Bill [0:22]
18. Edison's Cock (I Don't Know to Notice Anything) [0:16]
19. Hi, I'm Helpless [0:29]
20. Rectal Puke [0:14]
21. Mama Sprayed Somalians [0:22]
22. Incredulous Amateur Blackface [0:17]
23. Rainbows Aplenty (All Over the Sky) [0:14]
24. Heart is Drowning [0:28]
25. Lucky Like a Monkey (Count Your Lucky Stars) [0:14]
26. 931 [0:14]
27. Thong Song [0:20]
28. Hockey Puck Eyes [0:17]
29. Spraypainting Turtle Shells [0:18]
30. Little Bob [0:13]
31. Stupid Poopy Doofus [0:21]
32. Why Am I Symbolic? (Atheist Marxist Man) [0:18]
33. Sidewalk Here [0:22]
34. Spellbound Mexican Unitard [0:20]
35. Nose Tapioca [0:24]
36. My Hometown is Out of Its Mind [0:18]
37. Blue Jewish Lightbulbs, Blue Jewish Nights [0:18]
38. Lollipop Riot Cop [0:15]
39. Kajagoogoo Eyes [0:16]
40. Stacy Cochran [0:19]
41. For the Love of Condoleeza [0:19]
42. Helpless Wandering [0:14]
43. 3282 [0:14]
44. On Your Heels [0:13]
45. (Don't Wanna) Slow Slow Death [0:14]
46. Parmesan Treason [0:14]
47. I Was the One Who Was Wasting Time [0:18]
48. The Art of Farting Helicopters (Faggot Frost) [0:12]
49. The Insular Beauty of Your Jesus Beak [0:13]
50. Diarrhea in My Dojo (Hell No) [0:16]
51. Annually Unsatisfied [0:20]
52. Mariah Carey [0:23]
53. Baby, I'm Over You [0:14]
54. Goofy Bones McGee [0:15]
55. Pumpkin-Picking as a Metaphor for Doomed Relationships and/or Mistreating the Ones You Love [0:17]
56. Spectral Mexican Playthings [0:16]
57. Moonshine [0:16]
58. Corny Borealis (I Love the WNBA) [0:15]
59. Trust Fund Made of Pancakes [0:16]
60. Optical Perfumery [0:16]
61. Cult of Carlos Mencia (Cardamom Daydream) [0:30]
62. The Complicit Mambo [0:14]
63. Smoking Boats [0:15]
64. Death is a Nightmare [0:18]
65. Formica Mustache Promises [0:17]
66. 6 Wolverines [0:14]
67. I Got a Feeling (Who Knows If I'm Right) [0:14]
68. Latin Friends of the Folktale Frenzy [0:14]
69. Taco Rasta (Win-Win Win) [0:14]
70. Fur Economy Convert [0:18]
71. The Motherland Has a Cancer Band [0:17]
72. City of Sea Birds [0:14]
73. Shoot Me, Dolores [0:35]
74. About 2 [0:22]
75. AA for Farts [0:23]
76. Don't Sleep (On Your Memory) [0:15]
77. iPhone 5 [0:14]
78. The Fuck It Does [0:17]
79. Empty Asian Men [0:16]
80. Morning Rush [0:14]
81. Heavy Metalocracy [0:14]
82. The Blood of a Mango Touching All Your Bones [0:25]
83. Blood Blanket [0:20]
84. Windowsill [0:14]
85. My My Mice [0:29]
86. Gopher Pee Seaweed (I Am Hairless) [0:32]
87. The Rain Fell on the Flowers [0:19]
88. Cream Jean Johnny [0:14]
89. Hatred Hang My Hate on You [0:19]
90. Highway-Born Babies Got Labia Scabies [0:22]
91. Give Me Carbs or Give Me My Death [0:17]
92. Cash-Back Bastards [0:19]
93. Crazy Babies [0:14]
94. Pestering My Mescaline [0:14]
95. Stopping/Starting [0:18]
96. Simple Song of Life and Death [0:14]
97. My Garage Smells Like a Beautiful Girl [0:14]
98. Cultural Spokes [0:16]
99. Crane Your Neck to See the Wreck [0:16]
100. Heart Pieces (No Peace in Reselling Them) [0:22]
101. Don't Sprain My Doorknob
102. A Wednesday Away
103. Vibrant Poodles
104. The Wolf Lung
105. Mexican Leprechauns Beatboxing
106. Backyard Banana Fight
107. Sunday Song
108. Reluctantly in Charge (Of This Barge)
109. The Mexican Wizard Honda Pants Dance
110. Monkey Earthquake Martian Man
111. Talk to the Hand
112. Sanitizing Children Eyes
113. D.O.L.
114. Robot Wife
115. Julio, Mark & Fabian (Can't Kiss Arabians)
116. NY is Priceless
117. Our Bones
118. Pretty Muffin, Dirty Tramp
119. The Demon Night
120. Is This Love
121. I'm Gonna Sing My Song
122. Unoriginal
123. Linkin Log
124. Water Years
125. Song for Skrillex
126 Zigzag Doodoo Brain
127. Central Kansas Wi-Fi
128. I Turned Gay When the Rooster Turned My Blood into a Vat of Nacho Cheese
129. Crispy-Ass DJ
130. Beef Stew Stain on My Rickshaw Cover
131. Prime of My Life (Violent Rain)
132. Sweatpants Girl
133. Justice Slept on the Up and Coming Comedians
134. Make It Easy
135. Blue Sky, Bird or a Tree
136. Even in the Shark Tank I Don't Wann Kiss You
137. The Way of the World is Working Now
138. Arugula Fag Face Frank
139. Slave to Hoot
140. Butt Poop Joe
141. Hit a Small Child with My Automobile
142. A Lot of Crying in the Parking Lot
143. Party Crashin' Grandma
144. The Beatles Lied
145. American Parent Terrorists
146. Kill All the Cops Who Threw You Out of the Party
147. Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Got to Know
148. Herpe Dog Dicks (Song for a Nextdoor Neighbor)
149. Bouncy Life
150. Triangular Cumberbun in the Shape of the Illuminati
151. Human Humanity (Spider Monkey Racism)
152. The Tuna in the Fish
153. Termites' Diapers
154. Plutochard
155. Bird in a Meat Case
156. Literally Pissing in Pissingville
157. Satan Loves You
158. Mask You Made
159. Hey Ya 2
160. I'm a Throat Singer (Tell Me Why, French Fries?)
161. My Anti-Lock Brakes Broke Broke
162. Paperback Bone
163. The Loneliest Boy in the World
164. Tasks Impossible
165. Seaweed in the Beaver Heart
166. Pelican Burgers
167. Walrus in the Mouth of a Maniac
168. 1 Well
169. Oh Mariano
170. Wolf in My Blood
171. Paint Our Faces on the Frozen Earth
172. Hit a Guy with My Car and the Guy That I Hit Was Me
173. Fake Baby Bloodstream
174. Fresh Prosthetics (New Synthetic Vibe)
175. Time Will Always Strugge (The Forefront)
176. The Essence
177. M.A.P.S. (Mean Apple Pie Song)
178. Asstopia
179. My Only Heart is Broken Now
180. Human Mouths
181. The Accessories (Hawks Getting Eateb by Vultures)
182. French Poodle for My Girl (Goodbye Song)
183. Sexy Lexus
184. Acoustic Cute
185. Mike the Unborn Fetus
186. Jimmy Gimme Pants Song
187. Metaphor Replacement Factory Employee of the Month
188. Off-Duty Cops
189. Underwear Bear (Penis)
190. Wolf Lung
191. Moo Moo Macho Man, You Are Not a Cow
192. Oranguatan Doodlebug
193. I Am the Man Who Gets Paid to Kill Mannequins
194. What the Fuck is Time?
195. Sand and Sand
196. The Mirrored Conscience
197. Frozen Pirate
198. Reachin'
199. Highly Depressed Equestrian Breasts
200. Hey Ho Escrow
201. Fool
202. Breakfast Tonight
203. Ride in Your Mind
204. Forced Effervescent Gumball Guffywaw Ha
205. Bi-Fiber Clydesdale Whimsy
206. Like a Glove, Sock or Hoe
207. Cletus the Fetus with Teeth
208. Run to the Sun
209. How Many More Days Until My Dog Dies?
210. The Sickest Lyric
211. Renegade Winter
212. I'm Not Writing a Song
213. Seaweed Deceiver
214. White People Skyping Apparitions in the Dark
215. Rodney
216. Daddy Dick Fucker
217. Mortified Los Angeles Mind
218. Johnny Was a Brand Man
219. Yes Sister Somewhere
220. This Foggy Feeling
221. Will Bobby Wise Up When He Kisses the Wolverine (Bobby Will)
222. Vulturesong
223. Papua New Guinea and Vinny in a Violent Way
224. I Am a Book
225. In 2 Tombs
226. Guy Who Knows Why
227. Lizard Off Life Support
228. Meat Bible Melt All My Promises
229. Naked Owls Love Mahi Mahi
230. Brokedown Wonderwheel
231. I'm Electric
232. I'm a Big Fan of Getting Pretty Funky
233. The Kleeps Were Called
234. Sliding Eyes
235. When the Maple Trees Cry
236. Under Martial Llama Law
237. Taco Children Eat the Lung Lion
238. Wait
239. The Mystery of Science is a Little Like Your Faith
240. Big Boon Bodega
241. How a Minnow Says Meow
242. Fist of Fastidious Fools
243. Obamahomehoe (Give Up Your Guns)
244. Rectal Mexican Midnight Blues
245. Iraqi Key Party
246. Everything We Need
247. Rasta Bob and the Benatars
248. Fallopian Zubaz
249. My Hectic Madcap Serial Mind
250. You Did Change Me
251. Mad Dash or Monkey Terrain
252. Big Book Badger
253. Betty Was a Siamese Twin
254. Belated Christmas Mushroom Cloud
255. Kind & Gentle
256. Tired Cobra King
257. Wack It & Jack It & Smack It
258. Sunslave
259. Full-On Apocalypse
260. The Long-Con Query of a Quitter (Love & Rust)
261. Riches & Bitch Stitches
262. Be the Little Beavers
263. 931
264. Semper Fi, Little Ninja (Plate of Pancks)
265. 2 Cops Making Out Inside a Porta Potty
266. Lone Wolf in a Driving Rain
267. The Lemon Pit
268. My Spaniel is a Party Boy
269. Lawdy Shawty
270. I Like This Light
271. I Don't Know Who Broke My Nose
272. Suck My Tongue
273. Dropkick an Octopus
274. Oil Spill Hoes
275. Seaweed Summer Skies
276. Foul Play
277. Next Christmas
278. Lonely Road You Know Too Well
279. Sugar in Your Boogers
280. Injun Princess Pearl
281. Devastate Me
282. Terrible Asshole
283. Forever Today
284. Cellophane Eyelids (Sister Coma Comes Home from the Crash)
285. Spanking the Garbanzo Beans
286. Tommy I
287. Son of a Luncheon (Ode to a Lunchman)
288. Horny Bones
289. The Edge of Whittling Bed-Head Boy
290. I'm a Hopeless Retard Boy
291. Hurts My Namesake
292. Louie Pees on Seaweed Jesus
293. The Rec (That's a Pretty Great Gravy Your Mama Made)
294. Cy Young Lived by the Bible
295. Soggy Reminder
296. Habanero Bonanza
297. Dr. Meat
298. Don't Deny Your Children's Eyes
299. Open-Hearted Holidays
300. Cinematic Whimsy (Words Blurted Out of Dirty Eyes)
301. Chrome Mountain
302. Surgical Mouth Cop
303. Bug Bodies
304. Cocky Gynecologist
305. Sheep-Herding Girl
306. Wishin'
307. Japanese Opinion
308. Aroma Hones
309. Supporter of the Crime (Wine & Dine, Fun & Fine)
310. The Song
311. Fascinated by Phony Birds
312. Robot Slaves (Lower Your Expectations)
313. Mittens You See (Jizzin')
314. Yak Bone Sharktooth Necklace
315. Soil the Unburned Principled Man with the Ashes of a Sojourn
316. Backroom Deals
317. Foam Fears
318. Meat Bible Skyline
319. Martini Barbarian
320. Go Gold Babylon
321. My Only Buddy is My Brain
322. The Death of What Hasn't Happened Yet
323. God Fingers 20
324. Sordid Life's the Night
325. Born a Pelican (In the Mouths of Fools)
326. Slippin' on a Suicide
327. Digital Mountain Moses
328. Global Tittyfuckers United
329. Anthem of the Paypal Hitman
330. Baltimore
331. 16-Minute Thrills
332. Ocean Ducks
333. Famous Horizons
334. What Kind of Monster?
335. My Hometown's Constantly Kissing Me
336. The Moon's Lover
337. We're All Walls
338. Fate's Fake Suicide
339. Hawk Carved Out of Love
340. Sure Seems Like Death
341. Salami Solution
342. Digeridon't
343. All These Years
344. Seething with Insignificance (A Pickleback Away)
345. Raise the Sheep (To Be Good Meat)
346. Waking Lung in the Trapdoor
347. Hoorah
348. Captain Lung Store in Humdrum Honduras
349. Brainright
350. You're My Baby (I Love You)
351. Carb Widow
352. I Will Owe an Ocean to the Last Ones Who Really Know Me
353. The Urge (Treecar)
354. Helicopter Cop
355. Forgo
356. Fikus Christmas
357. My Llama's on Loan
358. It's a Party Up in Here
359. Spring Soon
360. Spring into Oblivion
361. Cola
362. Kentucky's Conducting an Experimental Malaise
363. Rogue Mode Amputee
364. Terrible American Pterodactyl
365. Serious Beard
366. Caught Up on the Cable TV
367. Begin to Fade
368. Turn to the Burn
369. Dying in This World
370. Hotel Mantra
371. Loner, Loser, Lifestyle, Powerful Man
372. Chronic Diarrhea + Cash = Bitches
373. Picking Up Dog Shit in Front of Sexy Teenage Girls
374. Record of Abstraction (Sawdust in My Wet Lungs)
375. Hosing Off Her Mantra (Dead Cat Song)
376. I Know You
377. I Got My Butt Kicked by a Mirage
378. Spinning Wheels
379. Traditional Collage (Sock Rock 'n' Roll)
380. Gotta Sell Before I Can Sell-Out
381. Timothy Treadwell
382. Rude Judy
383. Texas, Memphis, Mardi Gras
384. Lungs Whispering Secrets
385. Sunset Smile Sets (I Will Impress)
386. Pink Eye in The
387. Cool Kids
388. When We Cry (Song for Bess)
389. Bullshit Heart
390. Amazing People
391. Many a Malleable Malibu
392. Life is a Game
393. You Are a Shoe
394. Snazzy Dresser
395. Spread the Word
396. Mobile Medical Madhouse
397. Rabbi Dad (Rabies Fad)
398. I Hit a Small Child with the Bumper of My Car
399. The 9th Time (I'm on Time)
400. Corporate Balloon Party
401. Popcorn Stand
402. Visualize All You See
403. Beaver Beef
404. Highly Meta Masquerade
405. Groupon Girl
406. Soft Summer Sunlight
407. Thinkin' Bout You
408. Fast Wednesday (Reliable Suspicion)
409. Smokin' in a Jag
410. Weird Weekend Wormhole
411. Supple Puppy Fukstik
412. Race Riot Face
413. Garage Full of Ghosts
414. Up High
415. I Am a Blog
416. My Kinda California
417. Why Did You Tell Yourself These Lies?
418. Dead Ringer
419. Tunafish Fingertips
420. Solicit Salami
421. Super Self-Conscious of My Silly Heart
422. Free 2 See
423. Lunchtime Eagles
424. Tacky Butt Love Soldiers (In the Night)
425. Sassy Popist
426. Dr. Zimbabwe
427. Jerkipedes (Jerk Centipedes)
428. Pubes of a Rooster
429. Stopping Myself
430. Hangman (Swim Coach Blues)
431. Mexican Affection
432. Barter Ponies
433.Rile Up the Stoneage Potheads
434. 1982
435. Gay Monkey Anthem
436. Dead Feelings (The Patriarchy)
437. Sitting on Chalk
438. Chronic Crackhead Carnivorous Fool
439. Girl from Another Dimension
440. Joke Boat
441. Tiger Go Thru Manville
442. Take the Maturation Process Hostage
443. Monster's Machine Gun (Longtrail)
444. Yellow Polar Bear
445. Liquid Water Daughter
446. Hey Taipei
447. Humming Song
448. June is a Vacation of Death
449. The Barbarians Brunch
450. The Bad Zone
451. Not Your Scheduled Death
452. Woman from the TV Show
453. Whippersnapper and the Quasar's Blossoming
454. How Long is the Llama
455. Cobra in Old October
456. Prettiest Girl in a Coma
457. One Such Sandwich
458. Bio-Lunch
459. Kissing the Day Moon (Nightmare-Octopi Love)
460. The Sky Might Ruin My Eyes
461. My Flavor
462. Paint a Picture of a Damaged Soul
463. Mambo Bukkake Dinner Party
464. Just Like Real Life
465. Anti-Tuba
466. I Am the Tepid Consultations of Every BBQ
467. Lies the Size of the Finest Half-Truths
468. Love Song #522
469. Teaching My Baby Jujutsu in the Rain
470. Termite Toys of Boyhood
471. 33rd Attack Boat
472. The Ultimate Penalty
473. Yallz Kant Fuk Wit Me
474. Collective Lick
475. Classical Music
476. The Month of May (And a Good Part of June)
477. Embellishment Trust
478. Don't Tear Your Mind Apart
479. Vacant Jamaicans
480. Never Giggled
481. Copernicus Jernigan
482. Ninja-Attempt to Gravedance
483. Time Keeps on Changing Its Mind
484. I Might Dissolve
485. Endless Pain
486. Startle the Martyrs
487. Jimmy Pull the Trigger of Your Gun
488. Oh Pale Universe Go
489. You Can't Trust the Dust
490. You Don't Even Notice Nairobi (The Ballad of Lonely Jim)
491. No Bees in California
492. What You've Got Inside
493. I Don't Want to Disappoint You
494. Ben Bernanke
495. Proteins Go Hard
496. Bobby Robbed Me (Of My Virginity)
497. Bubbling Money
498. Revive the Sighs (Ghostsong)
499. Unknown Goat
500. Carpe Diem Yoko Ono
501. Delirious
502. Life & Death (Are Things I Can't Afford)
503. Sidewinder Surprise
504. The Lonely Motherfucker Fuckin Wit You Blues

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