Tuesday, September 11, 2001

TVHG053: Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy


the 46th Vernon Howl album
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F R E E D O W N L O A D S
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☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

Released: 8.3.12 on TVHG, Inc.
All songs written by Vernon Howl


Notes: The third installment in the very popular (not) Twitpella series. A little before the halfway point of this 500-song album, I changed up my process. I initially was doubling the vocal track by singing either a straight copy of the melody or attempting a harmony. But to speed things up, I just started copying and pasting the waveform and applying different effects. Buy it now for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH

DISCOGRAPHY
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274 Tracks - 1:16:43
1. Dancer [0:09]
2. Mommy's a God [0:12]
3. Nameless Sadness [0:21]
4. Zombies Impregnated by Smear Campaigns [0:49]
5. Meager Meow (Lights-Out Lullaby) [0:23]
6. Hot Rockets [0:17]
7. An Erstwhile Gathering Staggers Thru Nightmares [0:11]
8. Mask Changes [0:14]
9. Defeat the Possibility [0:15]
10. The Pubic Scapegoat Surrounds the Vatican [0:09]
11. Drop-Kicked My Load [0:13]
12. Sank [0:32]
13. We Found Each Other in the World [0:09]
14. The Sweat-Drenched Post-Drink Blind Eyes Blues [0:15]
15. Media Present [0:08]
16. The Slippers of a Dictator [0:23]
17. Websight Right [0:13]
18. Duo Exhibits Complacency [0:07]
19. Anarchist Atheist Waif Girl [0:17]
20. Vision of Hell [0:14]
21. Mr. Abortion [1.02]
22. My Heart Burned a Hole in My Head [0:32]
23. Promises (Macaroni and Cheese) [0:21]
24. When I'm Drunk I'm Drawn to Women [0:18]
25. Put Your Cock on My Crustacean (Pie Song) [0:18]
26. You're My University [0:17]
27. Hark the Herald Evil Elf-Child [0:25]
28. In Duluth I Can Only Lie [0:11]
29. Panty Romance [0:15]
30. Cross Section of Conformity [0:17]
31. Shunning Magnets [0:09]
32. I Vow 2 Vouch 4 Nothingness [0:14]
33. Exoskeleton Sailor Boy [0:10]
34. I Dated a Bug [0:12]
35. Mud Panty Meltdown [0:18]
36. Which Streets Are Rivers of Blood [0:18]
37. Cocky Rockets [0:14]
38. Bless My Feet [0:16]
39. Dirty Bird Catches the Dirtiest Worm [0:18]
40. Shut Off Your Mind [0:17]
41. We Love Each Other So Much [0:12]
42. Spanish-Speaking Mandarin Spaniels [0:14]
43. The Blackface Boy Toys [0:20]
44. (Buy Your) Lover Blubber [0:12]
45. Rose Song [0:08]
46. Scallops Song [0:14]
47. What Time You're Gonna Die [0:24]
48. Vampire Thug (Money in Blood) [0:13]
49. Salmon [0:14]
50. Flirting with the Blurting Out, "I'm Lonely Now" [0:08]
51. Camaraderie Nose Job [0:08]
52. I Got Moss on My Everything [0:14]
53. An Unhealthy Batch of Boys [0:07]
54. Love is the Last of a Species of Monkeys Dying on a Mountaintop Alone [0:14]
55. Simplified Eyes (Queen of All I See) [0:16]
56. Static Data Chatter [0:19]
57. Rubbing My Cock on a Magical Forest Tree [0:18]
58. My Mind is a Radio in Your Heart Attack [0:23]
59. I Gave My Cattle a New Haircut [0:10]
60. Hiccups Stain the Lion Because He's an Asshole [0:19]
61. Great Men Monkey Around [0:05]

62. I Saw the Sun Come Up [0:19]
63. Love Minimalist [0:11]
64. Ethiopian Jock Strap Stain [0:08]
65. My Next Lexus [0:14]
66. Senator Kiki's Hydration Bone [0:11]
67. Finally Oppressing Them Again [0:19]
68. Annabella San Marie [0:16]

69. Legally Permanent Blue [0:33]
70. The Road Too Long [0:21]

71. Ramen Noodle Liver Poodle [0:14]

72 .Penetrate the Serpent (Pride) [0:22]
73. (You're Keeping Up With) The Kardashians [0:13]

74. Is It Lunch? [0:20]
75. The Thing about My Baby is She Might be Fucking Crazy [0:19]
76. Kiss My Butt You Big Ass Slut [0:22]
77. How Long Has Your Sister Been a Ninja? [0:19]

78. Oh Sayonara [0:11]

79. Girl, What's Your Number [0:12]

80. Oh I Love You [0:21]

81. Houses [0:13]

82. Dolphin with Wings [0:08]

83. BWABB [0:30]

84. Fluid on the Backs of the Backstreet Boys [1:06]
85. Dying in a Swimming Pool [0:17]
86. How Low Can U Go? [0:08]
87. Superstars Farting [0:20]
88. Chew the Jews [0:29]
89. My Only Sense of Self Comes from My Love of Junk Food [0:12]
90. Scones and Coffee (Naughty Time) [0:12]
91. How Big is Your Womb? [0:14]

92. Too Many Moments (Real Estate) [0:14]

93. Surprised by Nothing [0:30]

94. Can't Stand Your Brand [0:14]
95. Sunny Day Slumbering (No Place to Go) [0:15]
96. Homeless Boner [0:27]

97. Hold Your Hands Up (To the Fire) [0:13]
98. Eagle Cum [0:21]

99. Kiss My Little Twinkling Lights [0:13]

100. Upsell Your Belly [0:10]
101. Fuckity Fuck Stick (Trivial Nightmare) [0:15]
102. Driving Me [0:13]
103. A Newborn Baby's Eyes [0:16]
104. Liquor City Blues [0:09]
105. Pick [0:11]
106. Rad Sad Dad [0:17]

107. Stay in Executions [0:07]

108. Homeless Lonely Llamas [0:14]

109. Sand Humanitarian [0:12]

110. You and Some Person in Alaska Googling the Same 11-Word Phrase [0:16]
111. My Eyes Are Finally Giving Birth 2 Tiny Eyes That Spy on Your Eternal Worth [0:13]
112. Get [0:17]

113. The Best Burger [0:14]

114. The Cinnamon Stops [0:11]

115. Very Much the Merry Munchkin [0:21]
116. These Cars Are Beasts [0:13]

117. Toad Priest [0:12]
118. -ay [0:21]
119. Are There Demons? [0:19]
120. Gonna Hit It Tonight [0:11]

121. When the Constraints of Time [0:10]

122. Unhappy Singing Guy [0:27]

123. As a Friend [0:08]
124. Solar Panels Instead of Eyes [0:10]

125. Moldy Sasquatch [0:11]

126. Hey Na Na Na, Hey Na Na Na Na [0:10]

127. You Hurt My Heyday [0:19]

128. You Will Never Be Alone [0:19]
129. Same Religion and Shoes [0:13]

130. Picture Me Blissfully [0:15]

131. Google Breastfeeds All the Hideous Children [0:14]

132. Yukandookarati Inyasleep [0:24]
133. Perfection is a Chinese Waterfall (Heartbeat Erection) [0:13]
134. Sky High Ecstasy [0:19]
135. Ace is Fond of the Hardwood Floor [0:09]
136. Free Door [0:17]

137. Muddled (Headdress Fell Off) [0:15]
138. Art Project Proposal #812 Burning Lotto Tickets [0:28]

139. Busted Blue [0:16]

140. 9 Times [0:20]
141. Don't Scare the Bears [4:06]
142. Guilder Poopstick Blues [0:11]

143. Mountain Bath [0:22]
144. Rat's Ass Assassination [0:15]

145. Rectal Pansy [0:20]
146. Jerkface Jones [0:18]
147. I Don't Think Drowning Would Be So Bad If We Were Really Drunk [0:18]
148. Stayed in Play [0:17]
149. Ostrich Man [0:18]

150. Crystal Crappy Jesus Watching TV [0:21]

151. Moat of Insurrection [0:21]
152. Unwell Boy [0:17]

153. Christmas Cactus, Baptist Shrapnel [0:30]

154. Full Cuppa Java [0:12]

155. Heyy [0:23]
156. WWYW (You Jerk) [0:16]

157. People in Power Should Be Afraid [0:15]

158. Painted Window [0:11]
159. How Full is Your Life? (Kite Song) [0:10]

160. Hairy Pear [0:17]
161. The Total Package [0:18]

162. Inappropriate Salamander [0:18]

163. I Hadn't Thought about the Locusts [0:15]

164. The Long Lost Lobster of Jesus Spring [0:08]

165. You're Such a Cobra [0:16]
166. VCR Heart [0:13]
167. I Am My Own Rift (Monolith Riding a Monorail) [0:18]
168. I Don't Need to Check the Weather Report [0:12]

169. Don't Wobble (Go Full Throttle) [0:19]
170. I Don't Even Know U Anymore [0:14]

171. I'm OK (I'm Not Dying Today) [0:07]
172. So Much for the Big City (Terrorism) [0:12]

173. Gas Cap or Gastric Bypass [0:14]
174. In This World of Mine [0:15]

175. The Decency [0:13]
176. Disco Till My Feet Fall Off [0:12]

177. Brown Soul Brown [0:16]

178. Cheese Checkers [0:15]

179. If You're Ever Wonderin' [0:17]
180. Somebody Out There [0:10]

181. Suzzie Sold Me a Sandwich [0:12]
182. Home Bologna for Gnomes (Raisin Craze) [0:21]

183. I Live to Kill [0:20]

184. Frostbitten Feet [0:14]

185. Cable TV [0:11]

186. Poodle Looter Strudel [0:11]

187. Helpless Allusions to Labradoodles [0:10]
188. Klutz & Numbskull [0:13]
189. Feminist Party Pants [0:08]

190. Bind the Bar Soap (Metaphor for Forever) [0:10]

191. Exotic Fish of Your Heart [0:47]

192. My Kind of Time Bomb [0:12]
193. Bite Your Tongue [0:21]
194. I Don't Care Enough to Kiss You There [0:13]

195. Sparrow Kisses the Crow [0:12]

196. Booger Room Yo [0:12]
197. Devil Bless the Bed [0:09]

198. I Think I'm Metaphoric [0:17]

199. Major Mountains [0:18]
200. Inbox Wine [0:12]
201. Hair of the Dog & Hair of the Dog That Bit Your Bitch as Well [0:09]

202. Lie, Listen [0:14]

203. One Cup of Coffee [0:18]

204. A Different State of Bliss [0:11]

205. Sold the Hole (Ice-Fishing Mexicans) [0:09]
206. My Lover is a Man Named Steve (He's Diseased) [0:11]
207. Brain Train [0:19]

208. Yellow Mistress (Context) [0:15]
209. The Pensive Zen Bologna Den [0:15]
210. Ouster of Nothing [0:18]
211. Wrong Ones Run [0:24]

212. Celebrity Seaside Seasick Highway [0:12]

213. 50% [0:17]
214. Tactical Kentucky [0:24]

215. Baseless Existence (The Great Grape Bear) [0:28]

216. Night of Day (Summer Sometimes) [0:12]
217. My Face is Falling Off [0:11]
218. Girl Who Grew a New Heart Daily (Face Painter) [0:18]

219. Machine Wars [0:15]
220. Prince of Bones and Gnomes [0:09]

221. Disgruntled Jewish Bandaid [0:15]
222. Golden Look [0:15]
223. The Wolf Riot Love Gang 2 [0:05]
224. Short on Cinnamon, Long on Dust [0:20]
225. Is My Ocean Salty? [0:19]
226. A Handwriting I Wish Was the Font for the Logo of My Band [0:12]

227. Walk into Wellness [0:16]

228. The Skuttlebutt Toots [0:21]

229. No Flight of Fancy, You Fancy Boy [0:16]

230. The Fortress [0:26]

231. Japanese Slap [0:09]

232. Bury You Until You're Dead [0:17]

233. Scarf-Eyed Girl [0:09]

234. Dipstick Daddy [0:11]

235. Tongues Aplenty (Rented Words) [0:31]
236. The Great Gray Skies [0:17]

237. When I Compared the Girl with a Lisp to a Girl in a Book with a Lisp [0:25]
238. Memories of Monkey Bars and Distant Stars That Aren't Called Suns [0:14]

239. No-Doz Ocean Moses [0:13]

240. Elderly Pirates Making Love in the Rain [0:07]

241. I'm a Llama, Thank You M'am (Black as Mold) [0:11]
242. Spaghetti Sauce Goals [0:15]

243. Laser-Eye Puppies (God's Glory) [0:23]
244. Collective Gremlin Mustache [0:14]
245. Scapegoat Rapist [0:18]
246. Lobster Popsicles [0:25]

247. Goodnight, You Damn Fools [0:30]
248. Clipping Zip Drive Nipples to the Purple Pill [0:14]

249. Condo Bob of Throb City [0:27]
250. Let's Just Trivialize Trivia Night Until the Antlers Fall Off the Sky Deer [0:09]

251. Hair's Growing (Toesong, Part II) [0:14]

252. Sigh of the Clouds [0:12]
253. Biography of a Tongue [0:13]
254. Let's Fuck in a Giant Pile of Pork Lo Mein [0:07]
255. Itty Bitty Midget and the Skin Blossom Blues (Zitty Titty Song) [0:17]

256. Fancy Man-Thing [0:10]

257. Boots-Shaking Juice Tooter [0:20]
258. Everywhere I Go I Grow [0:11]
259. Too Fucked Up for Your Love (Maybe Baby) [0:14]
260. New Pogo Stick Blues [0:08]

261. Surviving the Dream [0:16]
262. Frogs Depend on Flies But Flies Depend on Nobody's Eyes [0:12]
263. I Am Riveting [0:19]
264. Hot Rectal Whimsy [0:28]
265. Gnome Taco [0:05]
266. Today and Maybe Tomorrow [0:11]
267. Stromboli Trombone [0:12]

268. My Sonar is Whimsy [0:09]

269. Mutants Are All Around Us [0:11]
270. Short-Lived Lover of Sanity [0:20]
271. Jake's Song [0:11]
272. Cosmic Mountain Rain [0:18]

273. Brand New Socks [0:10]
274. The Future of Furniture First [0:16]

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