Tuesday, September 11, 2001

TVHG046: Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance

the 39th Vernon Howl album
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F R E E D O W N L O A D S
BANDCAMP
MEDIAFIRE
SOUNDCLOUD


☚ PREVIOUS ALBUMNEXT ALBUM ☛

Released: 7.4.11 on TVHG, Inc.
All songs written by Vernon Howl


Notes: The first installment of a proposed one million a capella albums recorded on my iPhone and immediately shared via Twitter. Hence the clever name: Twitpella! Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for -VH

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212 Tracks - 1:03:31
1. Hectic Mexican Hole [0:10]
2. 10 Holes [0:14]
3. Blue Sky Bloated Heart [0:20]
4. Keep the Tiger Free [0:13]
5. Official Sanitary Senate Member of Sea World [0:17]
6. Spraypaint Your Teardrops Black [0:13]
7. Ecuadorian Sleighbells [0:27]
8. A Widow I Wanted [0:24]
9. Lepers Dreamers 2 [0:17]
10. Solar and Sonar in the Sleepy Sea [0:13]
11. My Seaweed [0:18]
12. Vegas Pretty [0:14]
13. This is a Quiet Town with Churches [0:16]
14. Frank and Gorgeous Public Sex [0:18]
15. Waterproof Fly [0:45]
16. Circuit Breaker Bustin' Out [0:13]
17. Blue-Eyed Scoundrel [0:17]
18. Your Weasel Mouth [0:21]
19. Queer 2 Feel It [0:23]
20. Religious Man [0:14]
21. Why You Always Mugging Me? [0:13]
22. Horny Hole [0:13]
23. Fishing in Oblivion [0:14]
24. Slow Angels [0:15]
25. Funny Butt Lick [0:15]
26. Ghost Legs [0:17]
27. Daddy Leche, Don't Be No Milk Bro [0:15]
28. How Did U Do It? [0:13]
29. Scat Monkey Zoo Problem [0:21]
30. So Fucking Wise [0:21]
31. Your Coffin [0:34]
32. Don't Come Knocking No More [0:14]
33. The Nice Rap [0:42]
34. I Love You America Even Though I Feel Tired of Your Endless Games [0:19]
35. Nickleback Fan [0:17]
36. How Many Horeshoe Crabs Count You as Their Best Friend? [0:14]
37. Counting on You [0:18]
38. Jeepers Creepers, You Got Some Strange Peepers [0:16]
39. The Animal Wolf [0:14]
40. Sometimes the Sun Breaks Thru [0:26]
41. The Christmas Cobra [0:14]
42. Hobnob w/ Socrates [0:13]
43. Your Doppelgänger Probably Being You [0:14]
44. Long Gone Saskatchewan [0:13]
45. I Fix Computers in the Nude [0:20]
46. More Punk Than Experimental [0:17]
47. Fictional Fanbase [0:14]
48. Never Wear a Smock [0:18]
49. Your Favorite Font is Wingdings [0:13]
50. Pathology Silence [0:17]
51. White Senator Star [0:21]
52. You're Losing Me [0:16]
53. A Deluge of Fallen Buttsex Now [0:13]
54. The Organist is Dangerous [0:17]
55. RGB [0:13]
56. All My Boogers Look Like Prehistoric Fish [0:17]
57. Medical Marijuana Asteroid Feet [0:14]
58. Shave Your Testicles [0:16]
59. Nightmare Gravy [0:15]
60. Do You Like It? [0:24]
61. The Highland County Ninja [0:14]
62. Spam the Wolverines [0:16]
63. Resume Your Mariachi [0:16]
64. Every Tweet Twitter Tweeted Tonight [0:14]
65. Every Time, Every Place, Every World, Every Race [0:30]
66. I'm a Key Figure in the Revolution [0:15]
67. Altar of Fur [0:15]
68. You Are My Girl [0:13]
69. Rockin' DJ Party [0:14]
70. Hold Me Down in the River [0:14]
71. The Eternal Sun [0:17]
72. Klonopin Cyclops [0:22]
73. Goofy Blue Spider Bite [0:16]
74. I'm So Over My Heart Hurting This Damn Bad [0:15]
75. Butt-Licking Bandits of Tortuous Spandex [0:14]
76. Similar, Sane and Same Aggravation [0:14]
77. Eating Spaghetti Before Noon [0:14]
78. The Freaky Moat [0:13]
79. Wolves Linger [0:14]
80. A Weak Mind and a Ton of Tongues [0:14]
81. The Night Smelt of Brandy and Pantsuits [0:14]
82. In an Old Oak Land [0:12]
83. Manny, My Word is Golden [0:25]
84. Texas or Africa? [0:13]
85. Symbiotic Puppies [0:20]
86. A Hole in Your Hockey Heart [0:12]
87. The Quintessential Ribbing of Excellence [0:14]
88. Pizza Rapists [0:27]
89. Eagle Problems [0:14]
90. No More Rain [0:16]
91. Wholesome Cocaine [0:16]
92. 300 BMWs [0:14]
93. Trust the Baker [0:18]
94. Creepy Weasels [0:14]
95. Quickly or Slow [0:17]
96. The Human Race Pays Me to Stay Out of Other Humans' Yards [0:14]
97. I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me [0:22]
98. Hate Breakin' [0:18]
99. Weasels on the Right [0:29]
100. Horror Vacuum Evacuation [0:15]
101. Eyes in the Wild [0:19]
102. Strange As You Are Synonymous (With Danger) [0:18]
103. Devastated & X-Rated [0:14]
104. You Multitask with the Best of Them [0:13]
105. A Little Piece of Me is Always Dying [0:15]
106. Time to Eat Your Mind [0:14]
107. Subpar Raindance in Your Underpants [0:18]
108. Silly Lightning Bug [0:14]
109. Google My Poodle [0:14]
110. Red Barn [0:14]
111. Pink Soup [0:17]
112. Clone Works and Moonbeans, Capitulating Prongs [0:16]
113. The Coffee of Your Heart [0:14]
114. Wanna Get Gone? [0:21]
115. Horrible First Day of Work [0:23]
116. Pause the Freeway [0:26]
117. Halo Home [0:55]
118. Sometimes You're My Friend [0:13]
119. Instant Pleasure [0:21]
120. Make Me Your Resident Abominable Snowman [0:14]
121. Green Hats [0:15]
122. What a Lovely Butthole, Jonathan Jones [0:15]
123. Spaghetti Ready [0:13]
124. Danger Making Waves [0:19]
125. Hotel Hearts and Artery Parks [0:14]
126. How Many People Be Holding Hands? [0:14]
127. Be Honest, Beyonce [0:17]
128. Grease Stains on My Bucket List [0:13]
129. I Can't Imagine Throwing These Shirts Out [0:24]
130. Vietnam Forcefield Llama [0:14]
131. Yesteryear Doodlebug [0:17]
132. A Big Black Warlock Named Jimmy Johnson [0:21]
133. I Left My Triceratops at the Mall [0:26]
134. Poultry Party [0:17]
135. Lamenting Pesto's Pride [0:22]
136. Beleaguered Butthole [0:18]
137. Daddy Paid Jesus [0:17]
138. Boom! Boom! Vacuum Your Room!! [0:22]
139. Have a Little Meltdown [0:19]
140. Blackface Baby Rearing [0:15]
141. Yellowbelly Butt Sex [0:12]
142. Hurricaine Made of Rain [0:16]
143. Championship Cheese [0:22]
144. Farmer [0:17]
145. The Surface of Society's Mole [0:22]
146. 7 Dentists in Love [0:15]
147. The Headless Shrimpman [0:27]
148. Shit Kentucky Economy (Mega-Walrus is Not 2 Blame) [0:24]
149. You Best Break Your Back Before You Break Your Neck [0:17]
150. Put Your Little Party Pooper Pooper on Me [0:14]
151. Virgin Surgeons [0:13]
152. Johnny Kissed My Fallopian Tube [0:15]
153. Without Within the Course of My Day [0:14]
154.C-3PO Bee Sting [0:14]
155. Dark Surprise [0:19]
156. I Only Eat Pizza in the Nude [0:16]
157. Cheddar Cheese Jones [0:18]
158. End Up Feeling Fine [0:24]
159. I Gotz 2 Find My Fancy [0:17]
160. President Gun [0:16]
161. The Wishy-Washy Contortionist [0:17]
162. 70-85 Pins (Jean Jacket) [0:31]
163. Bubble Some Air [0:25]
164. Oh Frank (Kinda Like a Dog But Not) [0:15]
165. (Oh My Darling) Hezbollah [0:17]
166. 887,000 People [0:20]
167. Dickweed Watermelon Acid Trip [0:22]
168. A Man to the Bitter End [0:17]
169. If Radio Appealed to Me at All... [0:19]
170. Walrus Magnet [0:24]
171. Harvard Professors Are Greedy Slaves [0:20]
172. No Pain [0:40]
173. Sendin' Emails 2 Myself [0:21]
174. Shines a Ray [0:22]
175. Mountain Cop [0:14]
176. Romance in My Pants [0:15]
177. John or Billy, Blake or Dean [0:41]
178. Lowlife Brain [0:13]
179. Welcome Surprise [0:23]
180. Pinky Toe Rape [0:18]
181. Carve a Pumpkin [0:25]
182. Female Amnesia [0:16]
183. Not Enough Bars [0:18]
184. Bargain 4 (2048) [0:20]
185. Highway Home [0:30]
186. Bad Affair [0:28]
187. Big White Room (TV Show) [0:18]
188. Linguistic Flow [0:20]
189. Hallelujah Can You See Me Crying? [0:21]
190. Scapegoat Platypus Nazi Blues [0:25]
191. Male-Free [0:16]
192. Hypnotize the Lions [0:16]
193. One True God [0:14]
194. Social Media Piracy Network [0:25]
195. Piccadilly Auschwitz [0:22]
196. Christian Dogshit [0:16]
197. One Day You'll Know [0:32]
198. 2 Tacos Elope [0:21]
199. Johnny Weinerputz and the Crystal Charade [0:16]
200. My Go-To Guy is Covered in Flies [0:23]
201. Scrim-Scrum (Now I Got None) [0:017]
202. Fingers on the Pulse of a Digital Age [0:17]
203. Snazzy Locket [0:23]
204. Semen Horse [0:16]
205. Wild Stallions [0:15]
206. Beaver in a Japanese Sea [0:14]
207. Confront the Day Like a Fucking Cop (Proto Burst) [0:14]
208. Shitty-Time America [0:21]
209. Cornchester Polyester Zork Bomb (Switzerland's Fine) [0:20]
210. The Silk Gods [0:17]
211. There Are No Grizzly Bears in Memphis [0:24]
212. Can't Talk Like I'm Not Writing a Book [0:37]

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