Tuesday, September 11, 2001

TVHG040: Nonelucidating Ribozo

the 33rd Vernon Howl album
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Released: 11.10.10 on TVHG, Inc.
All songs written by Vernon Howl

Notes: Chronologically-speaking, this is my last work (for awhile anyhow) utilizing the Apple recording software GarageBand, which was responsible for a majority of my releases to this point (definitely the bulk of TVHG007-040). The concept here is simple: Utilize every drum loop in the GB catalogue (all 276 of them--see a big-ass, need-to-magnify png of all the loops here) to create minuscule songs at 120BPM, string them together as seamlessly as possible and send 'em to iTunes every once in awhile, framed as Suites A-G. That's all folks. Buy it now for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH


7 Tracks (276 Songs) - 27:40
1. SUITE A [5:35]
1. Eyeless Ocean Pups
2. When the World Finally Ends
3. Weird-Ass Boat
4. Robotic Kids
5. Science is Overrated
6. Maiden Voyage Loser Baby
7. Cut the Lights
8. Flying Face
9. I Am So Alone
10. Personal Problems
11. If You Don't Praise God
12. We Are Outsiders Looking In
13. Lamb Scam 4 Weasel Revenge
14. Friends in High Places
15. Let Them Be Confused
16. The Lottery
17. Mayonaise Sandwich
18. Time to Shine
19. I'm No Good 4 U
20. Kill Time Mall Rap
21. Wednesdays w/o Sex
22. Penis
23. Crazy Girl Like Me
24. Plot Together with Scissors
25. Electronic Porno Butt Slave
26. You and Your Pterodactyl Can't Outrun Me
27. I'm Feeling Nervous, I'm Feeling OK
28. Digest the Sound
29. Not Raping Our Regrets
30. 17 Minutes Late
31. Feline AIDs
32. My Monday Vampire
33. Be My Muse?
34. Unwanted in December Again
35. Arlington Brimstone and the Ocean Made of Floor
36. What For?
37.That Monkey and the Downtown Sound
38. But Still
39. Miley Cyrus in the Ecuadorian Rain
40. I Am I
41. Yeah Sure We're Gonna Get Down Tonight
42. Patriotic Mouse Death
43. Walking, Talking, Standing Tall
2. SUITE B [2:12]
44. Wrenches Pulling Both Your Cheeks Out
45. Me with a Side of a French Fries
46. Rights to the Movie
47. Tomorrow Sky
48. Green Laser Deer Eyes
49. King of Another Dimension
50. Private Narcissist
51. I Found a Championship
52. An Insect's Death
53. Soft Universe Sound
54. Go On with the Show We Know
55. It's So Over
56. Want Some Humans
57. Arnold
58. I Want to Tell You One Thing
59. What Does It Take to be a Man?
60. Flies Have Spines
3. SUITE C [5:14]
61. A Man Named Steve
62. Sunset Waves Goodbye
63. Family of Nazi Punks
64. Movie Dude
65. Bed at Seven
66. Earth Hurts
67. The Boss of Me and Not Me and Only Me
68. The Stories of Your Heart
69. When She Was Having Me
70. Your Face Seems Familiar to Me
71. Awake Somewhere
72. Roadkill Chronicles, Part IV
73. Sam the Sparrow
74. Walk the Same White Line
75. Shuttle-Stranded and Holding Hands
76. Wanted Snowstorm of Your Heart
77. Pelican Mountain
78. A Thief and a Woman Mailman
79. Dirtbag Straggles
80. Maybe Alone
81. Faster than an Alley Cat
82. The Constant Danger of a Wolf's Life
83. Failings Baby
84. Collection is Corrupt
85. My Boss's Brother Got Divorced
86. A Stinkbug Feeding at the Eyelash Farm
87. We All Will Come to a Point in Life When We Want to Give Up
88. Come Awn
89. The Archaeologist Cried
90. Dinosaur Tears from Another Dimension
91. Unwanted Wanted Man
92. Slow Day Today
93. Incensed at Your Nonsense Hypothesis
94. Losing You Along the Way
94. A Scrum, A Scrape, Another Day
95. If the Mayan Calendar is Correct
96. Feel Okay
97. Boris the Whore from Next Door
98. They've Rented All the Surfboards
99. The Cracks in the Underwater World
100. Better Get
101. Tied to Monday
102. Frog Legs for Breakfast
103. Impossible Radio
104. Same Song
105. Comet Complication
106. Get Lost, You Jerk
107. Scripture Picture Taking with My Niece Denise
108. Ten-Time Champion of Daily Heartbreak
109. I Love All of You
110. Quiet Lies Live Lonely
111. The Same Horse
4. SUITE D [5:51]
112. Yellow-Bellied Bum is Cinnamon
113. I Am a Lunatic
114. Fucking Carnival Game
115. At Least I'm Not OK
116. Children in My Soup
117. Cute Taboot
118. Can't Stop Feeling So Awesome
119. Like a Widow
120. I'll Eat Your Nightmares
121. Dat Pi
122. Systematic Relief
123. Better Than God
124. Canteen Mantra Meltdown
125. I Only Read by Light of Forest Fires
126. Cope
127. Common Corpse
128. Cramped Bug Numbskulls
129. The Winding Tide Senses Lies
130. Outlast Love
131. The Parasite Becomes Life
132. Only in Manhattan, Baby
133. The Footprints, The Mirror
134. Coming Right Up
135. Dark Arts Fart Goblins
136. Nothing's Gonna Work Out
137. Diamond Scruff
138. Baby Sloth's Pet Moth
139. Paste of You
140. Still Best Friends
141. Fossil Jesus
142. Your Friends are Emails
143. Indicator Thing
144. Romantic Titanic
145. Bible Belt Silence Knows
146. Nomadic Roseland
147. Digital Birfday
148. I Stopped Because I Had To
149. Jazzy Rock Drummer
150. Picasso is Painting with a Blank Check and the Acid Rain
151. So Lost in Boston Lobotomies
152. I Draw Mustaches on Chicks in Magazines
153. The Dark Beast
154. Right Side of the Law
155. A 10th More Lively
156. Forlorn Fag Lawn Song
157. Bitchy Broad
158. Tom Hank's Tomahawk
159. I Don't Wanna Give Anymore of Me 2 Anyone
160. The Bamboo
161. Starstruck in Kentucky
162. Longing for a Better Day
163. Lobsters with Diamonds for Eyes in San Francisco
164. Lick the Lipstick Off Her Trumpet
165. The Monkey Go
166. Be on Your B-Roll
167. The Equator Seems Cold and Lonely to Me Oh
168. I Went to the Ball
169. When I Was Young I Was a Bird
170. Love Won't Take Your Chances
171. Busy Comb Bay
172. Liken Your Ike Until It Breaks
173. Amateur Hour of Desire
5. SUITE E [1:46]
173. Edge in Me
174. Please Cushion This Constant Blow
175. Wolf, Lamb, Door, Jamb
176. Isn't This Livin'?
177. Basketball Players in Small Helicopters
178. Christian Sisters with Matching Blisters
179. White Doves, Black Gloves
180. Bottom Boy
181. AUX-R '73
182. The Palm Trees Suck
183. Goth Indian Bitch
184. Prison Internet Connection
185. Sad Mustache
186. I Am Oblong, I Am Alright
187. We Gotta Get Goin'
188. Dark Arnold
189. Sundown in Mississippi
190. Strong Response to Negativity
191. Luckless Loon
6. SUITE F [3:04]
192. Lighting Candles Will Never Not Make Me Think of Christmas and Church
193. Lemon-Yellow Owl Shit
194. Desecrate the Secretary State
195. Kanganalogy
196. The Day You're Set to Stay
197. Come Up
198. Alone Lately
199. Plaid Americans
200. My Say
201. F Appeal
202. Song for Honey
203. The Whale in the Womb
204. Seconds
205. The Rabbi's Shoe Collection
206. Sad Ghost Inching Closer
207. Fox in the Hole
208. I Found My Father Making an Oil Painting of a Barn in an Alley in Trenton
209. Homeless People with Hats Made of Gold
210. Just Be You
211. Someone Else
212. Pretty White Wife Fiend
213. I've Got No Voice
214. The Sad State of Seeing Eye Dogs
215. You Through You
216. Watch Your Back Now
217. Day Called
218. Purple Butt and Waxed on Gin
219. The Night's Alive Alone Without Me
220. Particles
221. Impossible Tome
222. Sasquatch Magoo
223, I Am Cruising Loosely Down the Boulevard
224. Politicians ≤ Pandas
225. Emotional Waves
226. Rabbit Man is Watching Us
227. A Decision
228. I Am Made of Rusty Locust Crust
229. Doubling Up on This Lovely Love of Ours
230. Harmony Crenshaw
231. Mind Vacation
232. Weeping Like a Lost Montanian
233. See It as 3
234. Last Time I Surprise You
7. SUITE G [4:00]
235. Psycho Sick at Baccarat
236. Bubble Bath and Crimes
237. Strong Hint I Won't Be Back Again
238. Warlords Walking Backwards Through Time
239. Like a Blind Man, I See
240. Your 5th Abortion
241. Glued-On Heart
242. Home
243. Alone in a Moment
244. Swallowed Love I Couldn't Chew
245. Bandied About in My Own Mouth
246. Renegade Easter Meat Betrayal
247. Possibility of the Night
248. Nightmare on My Street
245. Saloon
246. Silo Rape
247. Let Me Crawl
248. Justification
249. Peer
250. Medicine
251. Sod Boy
252. The Screwed Hero
253. Hell Owns a Hazy Load
254. Across the Grove
255. Finger-Crossing Power Peeps
256. Pop Goes the Wimbledon Weasel
257. Ease Into This
258. Masking Tape
259. Frank Sinatra
260. Asinine Nightmare Not Neutral No More
261. Stick Your Tongue Out at God
262. Tonight's Tonight
263. Mice Lullabies
264. Deeper the Reflection, Closer to Death
265. Circus Music Finds a Home in the Army
266. Johnny, Where'd You Go?
267. Pow Wowzer Pow Pow
268. Slice of Life
269. Cat Extinction
270. Tombstone's So Lonely
271. Coconut Horse Hat
272. Art is Hard
273. You Shoulda Eschewed It Maybe
274. Welcome to the Edge
275. Cold Sonar of Your Heart
276. Cranford Breakdancers

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