![]() the 32nd Vernon Howl album view large album art ![]() ☟ F R E E D O W N L O A D S BANDCAMP MEDIAFIRE SOUNDCLOUD ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUM ☀ NEXT ALBUM ☛ Released: 10.13.10 on TVHG, Inc. All songs written by Vernon Howl (lyrics by Ozzie Guillen) Notes: I saw on a blog once that Ozzie Guillen was on Twitter and I was like, "Oh hey I should make a song out of each one of his tweets." So I made a Tumblr (that I have since deleted) and then got bored after awhile. I butcher pretty much every one of his Spanish tweets. You can still read Ozzie's tweets here, sans melody. He's up to over 3,000 as of March, 2013. Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH ⚑ DISCOGRAPHY ⚑ CDR BUYER'S GUIDE | 253 Tracks - 76:36 1. This Twitter Thing (Tweet #1) [0:25] 2. Field of Grass (Tweet #2) [0:21] 3. 3 Day of Spring Training (Tweet #3) [0:14] 4. Bad Golf (Tweet #4) [0:14] 5. Why Dye (Tweet #5) [0:28] 6. Digital Royalty (Tweet #6) [0:14] 7. Tae Ryan Shirts (Tweet #7) [0:17] 8. The Twitter (Tweet #8) [0:14] 9. 10:15 PM (Tweet #9) [0:18] 10. Let's Go to Work (Tweet #10) [0:23] 11. Quentin and Rios (Tweet #11) [0:22] 12. Latina Gracias (Tweet #12) [0:25] 13. Y Andrew Jones (Tweet #13) [0:17] 14. Tengo 15 Dias (Tweet #14) [0:17] 15. Still Got It (Tweet #15) [0:22] 16. Fosforos (Tweet #16) [0:14] 17. I Love What I'm Doing Now (Tweet #17) [0:17] 18. Watching Kobe (Tweet #18) [0:23] 19. Jinxed Kobe (Tweet #19) [0:18] 20. Bed and Bath (Tweet #20) [0:17] 21. Nice PTI (Tweet #21) [0:21] 22. Facebook (Tweet #22) [0:20] 23. Mi Son 0 for 1 (Tweet #23) [0:16] 24. Jump in My Pool (Tweet #24) [0:!6] 25. Politico te Identifique (Tweet #25) [0:18] 26. Dinner Ideas? (Tweet #26) [0:15] 27. In PHX (Tweet #27) [0:15] 28. Wrestlemania (Tweet #28) [0:25] 29. 52 Cabo (Tweet #29) [0:17] 30. I Don't Know Where (Tweet #30) [0:16] 31. Dr. Drew (Tweet #31) [0:16] 32. The Real Thingh Star (Tweet #32) [0:20] 33. I Love Hot Stove (Tweet #33) [0:18] 34. Mi Favorite People This Summer (Tweet #34) [0:27] 35. Por Que Jose (Tweet #35) [0:18] 36. Network Guys (Tweet #36) [0:25] 37. PR Team (Tweet #37) [0:14] 38. On Zab Judah (Tweet #38) [0:21] 39. Lou Hernandez (Tweet #39) [0:20] 40. How Many Followers? (Tweet #40) [0:24] 41. Let's Pray for Chile (Tweet #41) [0:14] 42. Glendale Wow (Tweet #42) [0:16] 43. Mariscos Chiguagua (Tweet #43) [0:16] 44. Tortuga and Logica (Tweet #44) [0:15] 45. New Hockey Fan (Tweet #45) [0:19] 46. I Loved (Tweet #46) [0:21] 47. Texas Holder (Tweet #47) [0:14] 48. Still Proud of Team USA (Tweet #48) [0:21] 49. Le di Zapato (Tweet #49) [0:19] 50. WGN (Tweet #50) [0:20] 51. Otro Zapato (Tweet #51) [0:19] 52. Bad Ass Glasses! (Tweet #52) [0:25] 53. 27 Years (Tweet #53) [0:18] 54. Waiting for Great Summer (Tweet #54) [0:16] 55. Let's Doe (Tweet #55) [0:15] 56. Sakana (Tweet #56) [0:22] 57. My Son Oney (Tweet #57) [0:15] 58. Diesel Very Soon (Tweet #58) [0:26] 59. Good Star (Tweet #59) [0:19] 60. One of the Best Ever (Tweet #60) [0:15] 61. Nolan Ryan (Tweet #61) [0:17] 62. Wigwam Resort (Tweet #62) [0:19] 63. Future Hall of Famer (Tweet #63) [0:22] 64. Andruw at the BBQ (Tweet #64) [0:18] 65. Because the Cubs (Tweet #65) [0:15] 66. Proud of the Kids (Tweet #66) [0:14] 67. Great Crowd Today Chicago (Tweet #67) [0:18] 68. Our Bus Driver (Tweet #68) [0:17] 69. He Hit Everything (Tweet #69) [0:20] 70. Freddy Picho (Tweet #70) [0:22] 71. My Guy Arsenio Hall (Tweet #71) [0:14] 72. Magic Larry (Tweet #72) [0:14] 73. The Best is MJ (Tweet #73) [0:14] 74. Comedy Queen to Oscar Winner (Tweet #74) [0:19] 75. Another Day in Arizona (Tweet #75) [0:19] 76. Cruel Pero Bella (Tweet #76) [0:21] 77. Arizona Bike (Tweet #77) [0:25] 78. Joel Davis Cycle Patch (Tweet #78) [0:14] 79. Hope Have Chance (Tweet #79) [0:14] 80. Not Thomas (Tweet #80) [0:19] 81. Pana Mano Derecha (Tweet #81) [0:22] 82. Uribe, Rowand, De Rosas and Bruce (Tweet #82) [0:16] 83. Hot in Arizona (Tweet #83) [0:14] 84. Ozzie Guillen is Crazy (Tweet #84) [0:27] 85. Arizona Traffic (Tweet #85) [0:16] 86. Car Lord (Tweet (86) [0:17] 87. Corona Polar Presidente (Tweet #87) [0:16] 88. No Traffic in the Ocean (Tweet #88) [0:14] 89. Cabo 52 (Tweet #89) [0:14] 90. This Moment (Tweet #90) [0:14] 91. Jose Gregorio Hernandez (Tweet #91) [0:26] 92. Chevy Help Me (Tweet #92) [0:14] 93. The Wings (Tweet #93) [0:22] 94. Sean and Hugo, Part I (Tweet #94) [0:21] 95. Sean and Hugo, Part II (Tweet #95) [0:25] 96. You Will Change You Mind (Tweet #96) [0:18] 97. Sean Penn Deviera (Tweet #97) [0:18] 98. Estados Unidos (Tweet #98) [0:15] 99. Vegas People (Tweet #99) [0:17] 100. Dusty Baker (Tweet #100) [0:16] 101. Tomorrow Golf (Tweet #101) [0:17] 102. The Real Facebook (Tweet #102) [0:18] 103. The Nigth Shift (Tweet #103) [0:17] 104. Summer Chevy (Tweet #104) [0:21] 105. Kick Some But Papi (Tweet #105) [0:14] 106. Wigwam Resort, Part II (Tweet #106) [0:24] 107. Wigwam Resort, Part III (Tweet #107) [0:18] 108. Let's Eat Suchi Now (Tweet #108) [0:17] 109. Ozney (Tweet #109) [0:14] 110. Joey Cora (Tweet #110) [0:14] 111. Billy Ruso (Tweet #111) [0:18] 112. Chitown Go Green (Tweet #112) [0:17] 113. Break Golf (Tweet #113) [0:24] 114. The Boys of Ground Crew (Tweet #114) [0:16] 115. Very Good Have Fun (Tweet #115) [0:32] 116. Scott Merkin (Tweet #116) [0:22] 117. Todd Robbins (Tweet #117) [0:19] 118. Jajajjajajaja (Tweet #118) [0:25] 119. Finally See Ozney (Tweet #119) [0:20] 120. But Loved (Tweet #120) [0:14] 121. Hey Kid (Tweet #121) [0:17] 122. Extreme Apology (Tweet #122) [0:21] 123. Tomorrow is Another Day (Tweet #123) [0:17] 124. Our Relationship (Tweet #124) [0:15] 125. Venga Como (Tweet #125) [0:30] 126. One Tink Keep Me (Tweet #126) [0:19] 127. Like Jefff Cox Said (Tweet #127) [0:14] 128. Blue Chevy (Tweet #128) [0:15] 129. Go Blackhawk (Tweet #129) [0:18] 130. Awesome Game (Tweet #130) [0:20] 131. Blackhawk Jinx (Tweet #131) [0:19] 132. Hair Cut with Monster 99 (Tweet #132) [0:19] 133. Luck Good (Tweet #133) [0:16] 134. Tucson (Tweet #134) [0:21] 135. Fort Me (Tweet #135) [0:28] 136. Great Crow (Tweet #136) [0:18] 137. Travis Owens (Tweet #137) [0:24] 138. Boby Cox (Tweet #138) [0:19] 139. My Number 25 (Tweet #139) [0:23] 140. Los Latinos (Tweet #140) [0:22] 141. Mi Patria Venezuela (Tweet #141) [0:22] 142. Nice Day in Charlotte (Tweet #142) [0:19] 143. Have a Lot of Fun (Tweet #143) [0:18] 144. Knight Castle (Tweet #144) [0:16] 145. Charlotte People (Tweet #145) [0:18] 146. Atlanta Boby Cox Land (Tweet #146) [0:22] 147. Best Baseball Man Ever (Tweet #147) [0:15] 148. Friday in Atlanta (Tweet #148) [0:19] 149. The W Hotel in Buckhead (Tweet #149) [0:18] 150. David Selle and His Guys (Tweet #150) [0:14] 151. Back in Chitown (Tweet #151) [0:15] 152. We R Ready to Go (Tweet #152) [0:15] 153. Mr. Cooper's Golf Butt (Tweet #153) [0:19] 154. Please God Help Him (Tweet #154) [0:19] 155. Real Bad Figth (Tweet #155) [0:16] 156. Ozzie Oney (Tweet #156) [0:19] 157. Goo Luck (Tweet #157) [0:17] 158. One More Opening Day (Tweet #158) [0:14] 159. Les Tengo Arrechera (Tweet #159) [0:20] 160. Pat O'Connor in Gage (Tweet #160) [0:19] 161. To Carcacas (Tweet #161) [0:14] 162. Back in Chicago (Tweet #162) [0:20] 163. Sushi Pink (Tweet #163) [0:19] 164. Very Hot and Drye (Tweet #164) [0:17] 165. Toronto Birthday Drink (Tweet #165) [0:29] 166. Que Porqueria (Tweet #166) [0:19] 167. Nojoda (Tweet #167) [0:18] 168. Estupido (Tweet #168) [0:22] 169. Going to Nine (Tweet #169) [0:17] 170. Love the Foot (Tweet #170) [0:15] 171. Sorry Food (Tweet #171) [0:21] 172. Saber Mi Opinion (Tweet #172) [0:22] 173. Let's Go Bulls Kick Ass (Tweet #173) [0:16] 174. Hall de la Fama (Tweet #174) [0:15] 175. Ben Buddy (Tweet #175) [0:19] 176. Tips for Noah (Tweet #176) [0:16] 177. Que Lastima (Tweet #177) [0:20] 178. Hasta Americanos (Tweet #178) [0:20] 179. Somos Como Somos (Tweet #179) [0:17] 180. The Bears Not Playing the Browns (Tweet #180) [0:15] 181. B Positive (Tweet #181) [0:15] 182. Is All BS (Tweet #182) [0:14] 183. Joakim Noah, Man (Tweet #183) [0:23] 184. Off Day in Miami (Tweet #184) [0:16] 185. Que Lastima, Part 2 (Tweet #185) [0:18] 186. Gran Futuro (Tweet #186) [0:26] 187. Meter Cojones (Tweet #187) [0:16] 188. Paso Esto Senores (Tweet #188) [0:24] 189. Respetarla (Tweet #189) [0:20] 190. Tan Doloroso (Tweet #190) [0:23] 191. The 19th of April (Tweet #191) [0:23] 192. Comcast People (Tweet #192) [0:19] 193. It's Amazing (Tweet #193) [0:22] 194. They Suck (Tweet #194) [0:16] 195. 2 X 3 (Tweet #195) [0:16] 196. Comcast Come True (Tweet #196) [0:18] 197. Have Have (Tweet #197) [0:16] 198. Futuro Especial (Tweet #198) [0:24] 199. Venezuela (Tweet #199) [0:19] 200. Scott! (Tweet #200) [0:16] 201. Back to Telemundo (Tweet #201) [0:16] 202. Venezuelan TV (Tweet #202) [0:25] 203. Guaoooooo (Tweet #203) [0:17] 204. Saludos (Tweet #204) [0:15] 205. Hay Gente (Tweet #205) [0:17] 206. Lou Hernandez, Part II (Tweet #206) [0:14] 207. Topo Gigio (Tweet #207) [0:17] 208. Colombian TV (Tweet #208) [0:18] 209. Internacional (Tweet #209) [0:16] 210. Berwin, Illinois (Tweet #210) [0:31] 211. Go for Buddy Play Off Time (Tweet #211) [0:18] 212. Tiene Twitter? (Tweet #212) [0:24] 213. Good Night in Miami (Tweet #213) [0:22] 214. Los Hispano (Tweet #214) [0:19] 215. Fundacion Ozzie Guillen (Tweet #215) [0:17] 216. New York Friends (Tweet #216) [0:17] 217. I Love NY (Tweet #217) [0:24] 218. Sazon Restaurant (Tweet #218) [0:17] 219. Be So Nice (Tweet #219) [0:15] 220. Peruvian Restaurant? (Tweet #220) [0:18] 221. Peruvian Food (Tweet #221) [0:14] 222. Let's Go Blackhawks (Tweet #222) [0:20] 223. Bull Fight (Tweet #223) [0:15] 224. Movie Matador (Tweet #224) [0:16] 225. Big Nuts Man (Tweet #225) [0:19] 226. Sundances (Tweet #226) [0:24] 227. One Matador One Fight(Tweet #227) [0:15] 228. Fenomenos (Tweet #228) [0:36] 229. Veo en Chicago (Tweet #229) [0:28] 230. Mega TV (Tweet #230) [0:17] 231. Dios Mio Ayundanos (Tweet #231) [0:14] 232. Machu Picchu (Tweet #232) [0:14] 233. La Belleza (Tweet #233) [0:19] 234. DH, My English Bulldog (Tweet #234) [0:14] 235. High School Years (Tweet #235) [0:18] 236. Kick Ass No Matter Where (Tweet #236) [0:15] 237. Purple Pig (Tweet #237) [0:14] 238. The Foshay Meke (Tweet #238) [0:24] 239. My Friend Troy (Tweet #239) [0:15] 240. We Need the Dome Tonight (Tweet #240) [0:17] 241. Best Stadium (Tweet #241) [0:16] 242. Bring the Fun (Tweet #242) [0:14] 243. This Town Need That (Tweet #243) [0:18] 244. Blame Them (Tweet #244) [0:16] 245. The Last Person (Tweet #245) [0:26] 246. No I Know (Tweet #246) [0:19] 247. Sarah Brittany (Tweet #247) [0:14] 248. Nice Day in Kansas (Tweet #248) [0:20] 249. Toownsend Awesome Bar (Tweet #249) [0:17] 250. My God Great Job (Tweet #250) [0:18] 251. Manuel Gonzales (Twet #251) [0:19] 252. Un Orgullo (Tweet #252) [0:23] 253. 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- ☣ My face: Not about #selfies [7.18.14]
- ☣ How do YOU enjoy Rachel Ray's cleavage at vernonhowl.com? Introducing the 2014 Promise™ [12.13.13]
- ☣ Chewing: A blog/life audit of sorts [8.21.13]
- ☣ Process: Every image a sunset [2.15.13]
- ☣ I am a Pescetarianism (only eat fish person) also a pessimist but working on that :) [10.19.12]
- ☣ Most content is GOOD not GREAT; GOOD might as well = BAD; strive for THE MOST [10.2.12]
- ☣ Everything is wrong until it turns OK and then eventually bad again but don't worry about that now because maybe it will just continue to be good [8.27.12]
- ☣ Let's talk about Grimes [8.15.12]
- ☣ Goodnight Facebook! And So Can You!! [6.1.12]
- ☣ The Vernon Howl Facebook page is now ACTIVE: Taking friend requests from now until the year 3000 [5.18.12]
- ☣ Through the years [4.27.12]
- ☣ I've stopped reading books [4.26.12]
- ☣ How does one blog? [4.25.12]
- ☣ WANTED: Players for an experimental internet jazz combo [4.25.12]
- ☣ MUSIC. MAKES THE PEOPLE. COME TOGETHER. (A note on my seemingly nonexistent music career) [2.24.12]
- ☣ #LINSANITY: An alternative take [2.17.12]
- ☣ #LogoGate: 50-year-old secret revealed! Nike steals logo from old Newport cigarette packages [2.17.12]
- ☣ BLOG LYFE: "End of Blog" announcement
- ☣ What we can learn from the thylacine (Tasmanian tiger), or any digital footage of any animal that happens to be the last of its kind [1.27.12]
- ☣ BLOG LYFE: "State of the Blog" address [1.20.12]
- ☣ Album gets poor review [1.13.12]
- ☣ Advertising alert: Olivia Munn diversifies [1.13.12]
- ☣ Cry Havoc Cry [1.10.12]
- ☣ Vernon Howl's Facebook timeline [1.6.12]
- ☣ MP3s: 1980s Football Rap: A Compilation [1.6.12]
- ☣ No help from computers: Why bands like the Foo Fighters are completely irrelevant [1.5.12]
- ☣ Tricks to surviving a job you can't stand: A blogifesto by Vernon Howl [1.3.12]
- ☣ INTRODUCING: The Official Reverse Psychology IRL Viral Marketing FREE STICKER designed by Vernon Howl™ [1.2.12]
- ☣ MP3s: 11 Great albums from 2011 [1.2.12]
- ☣ Sweetness [10.7.11]
- ☣ Post-irony alert: P4K gives the Lou Reed and Metallica album a 1.0 [11.1.11]
- ☣ For your consideration [10.14.11]
- ☣ On the lyrics of Sugar Ray's 1998 hit "Every Morning," at 7:11 AM [9.27.11]
- ☣ I have a theory about dogs and mailmen and it's about love, not about hate [9.25.11]
- ☣ My brain is starting to get old and ugly [9.15.11]
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