![]() the 29th Vernon Howl album view large album art ![]() ☟ F R E E D O W N L O A D S BANDCAMP MEDIAFIRE SOUNDCLOUD ☚ PREVIOUS ALBUM ☀ NEXT ALBUM ☛ Released: 7.19.10 on TVHG, Inc. All songs written by Vernon Howl Notes:See also: Year One (TVHG023) for more information. If you buy the conveniant media CDR (with all 365 songs), you will get, in addition to this wonderful album, a dollar store stuffed animal 'personally mutilated to some degree in an artistic manner' by Vernon Howl (me). Year Two contains all of the songs written and recorded during 7.18.08 to 7.17.09. Buy it now on Media CDR for only $8 and get a mystery gift + free custom song written just for you. -VH ⚑ DISCOGRAPHY ⚑ CDR BUYER'S GUIDE | 365 Tracks - 3:01:26 1. New Year Blossoms (7.18.09) [0:33] 2. Black Ass (7.19.08) [0:32] 3. Pedophile Priest with Psychic Powers (7.20.08) [0:30] 4. Parts (7.21.08) [0:52] 5. Showing Me the Door (7.22.08) [0:38] 6. Tyler the Evangelist (7.23.08) [0:54] 7. The Question (7.24.08) [0:29] 8. For All Your Needs (7.25.08) [0:27] 9. Similar Beard (7.26.08) [0:21] 10. Brand New Cage (7.27.08) [1:06] 11. Spandex Bikini and Her Inside Gold (7.28.08) [0:26] 12. The Pepperoni Wouldn’t Show (7.29.08) [0:38] 13. Shorthair (7.30.08) [0:45] 14. Falsehood Ghetto (7.31.08) [0:28] 15. Our Dignity Intact (8.1.08) [0:51] 16. A Scab Named Petunia Regret (8.2.08) [0:36] 17. Pouring Rain (8.3.08) [0:35] 18. Horse’s Ass (8.4.08) [0:29] 19. Trough (8.5.08) [0:34] 20. Your Dead Horse (8.6.08) [0:33] 21. A Mick Sea Drowning (8.7.08) [0:25] 22. Impossible Endeavor (8.8.08) [0:38] 23. 15 Degrees and Sunny (8.9.08) [0:23] 24. Translucent Gargoyle (8.10.08) [0:32] 25. Passive Wolf (8.11.08) [0:40] 26. Too Bad You're Rad (8.12.08) [0:18] 27. 30 Down (8.13.08) [0:52] 28. N-Teenth Attempt (8.14.08) [0:25] 29. Arranging Squirrel Marriages (8.15.08) [0:20] 30. Gaza Strip (8.16.08) [0:42] 31. Quagmire Flack (8.17.08) [0:37] 32. Bottlenose Dolphin Pod Stuck in the Riverway Blues (8.18.08) [0:32] 33. Dick Didn't Think the Dolls Were That Attractive (8.19.08) [0:34] 34. Water Waves Hallucination (8.20.08) [0:46] 35. Rope Time (8.21.08) [0:18] 36. 14th Song (8.22.08) [0:27] 37. Exciting and Weird (8.23.08) [0:30] 38. Mexico's Downtrodden Wizard (8.24.08) [0:26] 39. An Unbelievable Feat (8.25.08) [0:42] 40. 40 Tiny Poems (8.26.08) [0:44] 41. The Shining is Impossible (8.27.08) [0:23] 42. Why Can't I Write a Song Beginning with the Letter Z? (8.28.08) [0:47] 43. Song Z (8.29.08) [0:44] 44. Katie Holds No Regrets (8.30.08) [0:28] 45. Glib Astronaut (8.31.08) [0:32] 46. DC Cooke, the Asshole from Washington (9.1.08) [0:24] 47. Shit Fatigue and Loving Me (9.2.08) [0:23] 48. Defiantly Was a Help (9.3.08) [0:42] 49. Plus 4 Days (9.4.08) [0:39] 50. No More Cringes (9.5.08) [0:28] 51. The Weather Song (9.6.08) [0:16] 52. My Brain the Filing Cabinet (9.7.08) [0:30] 53. Adirondack Seltzer Love Letter (9.8.08) [0:46] 54. Confession 99 (9.9.08) [0:33] 55. Drinka Ton (9.10.08) [0:19] 56. Raymond Lee, Real Person (9.11.08) [0:42] 57. Baddest 2 the Bone (9.12.08) [0:26] 58. Dick Didn't Think, Part II (9.13.08) [0:32] 59. Air Pilot Beauty Sleep and a KKK Booty Creep (9.14.08) [0:24] 60. Equator Ace (9.15.08) [0:33] 61. That I Know This (9.16.08) [0:31] 62. Katie Has No Arms (9.17.08) [0:30] 63. Beth's Hard Drive (9.18.08) [0:24] 64. You and Your Low-Level Spy (9.19.08) [0:33] 65. PM Dippers (9.20.08) [0:20] 66. Can't Find 13 Angels (9.21.08) [0:24] 67. Seattle Slaves (9.22.08) [0:39] 68. Back in Siberia (9.23.08) [0:44] 69. My Vision is Dead to Me (9.24.08) [0:23] 70. Jumper Cables of His Black-as-Shit Heart (9.25.08) [0:35] 71. The Bossman Might (9.26.08) [0:22] 72. Religion and the Land (9.27.08) [0:29] 73. That's Shortsighted (9.28.08) [0:22] 74. Sweeter (9.29.08) [0:21] 75. So Productive (9.30.08) [0:14] 76. Fly Around (10.1.08) [0:34] 77. Water Bug (10.2.08) [0:38] 78. Vulture Song (10.3.08) [0:36] 79. Can't Hold It (10.4.08) [0:16] 80. Ashes Covering Kids (10.5.08) [0:39] 81. Brutal with a Bright Blue Shirt On (10.6.08) [0:21] 82. Masquerade Opinion (10.7.08) [0:40] 83. Dinofriend (10.8.08) [0:17] 84. Tension Fisting (10.9.08) [0:22] 85. The Tits of Jenny Lewis (10.10.08) [0:29] 86. Cheese Relaxer (10.11.08) [0:28] 87. Golden Hay and Expensive Kraut (10.12.08) [0:31] 88. Sans Inevitabilities Nada (10.13.08) [0:27] 89. Tawdry Fluxmaster (10.14.08) [0:23] 90. His Terrorism (10.15.08) [0:27] 91. Blind Date with the Cyberterrorist (10.16.09) [0:24] 92. Tragedy Entrapped (10.17.08) [0:32] 93. Life Permit for the Motorboat (10.18.08) [0:32] 94. 99.9% (10.19.08) [0:27] 95. Dr. Preuss (10.20.08) [0:50] 96. A Mall Owned by the Mob (10.21.08) [0:43] 97. 6 (10.22.08) [0:16] 98. Or Tommy's Dead (10.23.08) [0:39] 99. When the Vagrant Poet's Take Over (10.24.08) [0:24] 100. Underwater Sheepishness (10.25.08) [0:38] 101. Spasms of Revulsion (10.26.08) [0:42] 102. My Demise Won't Make the News (10.27.08) [0:27] 103. Misuse of Funds Kid (10.28.08) [0:36] 104. A Heavy Bit of Info (10.29.08) [0:27] 105. What You Would Morph Into (10.30.08) [0:21] 106. Out of This (10.31.08) [0:39] 107. Seven Sundays and Your Eyes Adore (11.1.08) [0:29] 108. I Myself Am Not Blind (11.2.08) [0:31] 109. A Picture of the Scribbled-On Dry Erase Board (11.3.08) [0:22] 110. Commander (11.4.08) [0:45] 111. Songs with a Twist (11.5.08) [0:29] 112. An Inland Crime (11.6.08) [0:31] 113. Several Machines (11.7.08) [0:36] 114. Chewer of Pencils and Pens (11.8.08) [0:20] 115. Dirty Bomb Prom (11.9.08) [0:36] 116. An Octopus Drag Queen (11.10.08) [0:34] 117. The Top Films (11.11.08) [0:14] 118. Biased Elijah (11.12.08) [0:27] 119. Pablo's Panther (11.13.08) [0:24] 120. Pathetically Kissing Their Feet (11.14.08) [0:39] 121. Why Pink? (11.15.08) [0:26] 122. Mark on the Door (11.16.08) [0:29] 123. The Specialist (11.17.07) [0:21] 124. Charmless Modern Office Buildings (11.18.08) [0:29] 125. Memory Bank Belly Ache (11.19.08) [0:33] 126. Change My Brain in Every Way (11.20.08) [0:23] 127. These (11.21.08) [0:40] 128. Metaphorical Lap Dog (11.22.08) [0:47] 129. Modern Bushes (11.23.08) [0:41] 130. The Man I Semi-Admired and His Bad Bad Apostrophe Use (11.24.08) [0:43] 131. What is This Bliss? (11.25.08) [0:41] 132. I Wrote a Novel On My Lunch Break (11.26.08) [0:20] 133. Reeducation Franks (11.27.08) [0:40] 134. Discovering Nostalgia in Lard (11.28.08) [0:34] 135. My Legacy Here (11.29.08) [0:39] 136. Smith St. (11.30.08) [0:19] 137. Duty Snitch (12.1.08) [0:42] 138. Generosity of Spite (12.2.08) [0:18] 139. Lemming's Brother (12.3.08) [0:25] 140. Hermaphrodite or Kangaroo (12.4.08) [0:22] 141. The Building (12.5.08) [0:19] 142. Husky Stewed Cuddle Moist (12.6.08) [0:20] 143. 70 Dead Siamese Cats (12.7.08) [0:17] 144. Labor Intensive Thing 2 Do (12.8.07) [0:24] 145. Love Affairs with Bombs Are Always Loud (12.9.08) [0:30] 146. Homosexual Welder (12.10.08) [0:21] 147. Dildo Black Dildo (12.11.08) [0:43] 148. Startled Kittens Inside My Head (12.12.08) [0:29] 149. Zombieland (12.13.08) [0:23] 150. Fridays in January (12.14.08) [0:25] 151. Disaster Opera Scenario (12.15.08) [0:43] 152. Broken Hard Hat Blues (12.16.08) [0:20] 153. Housebreak the Warlocks (12.17.08) [0:17] 154. Plexiglas Yearning (12.18.08) [0:57] 155. Fuck You, Bob Dylan (12.19.08) [0:41] 156. Eclectic Leftist Loves U2 (12.20.08) [0:23] 157. The Dildo Wars (12.21.08) [0:27] 158. Like the Soft Ice Cream Dispenser at My Grandma's Nursing Home (12.22.08) [0:32] 159. Techno Glee (12.23.08) [0:34] 160. Cunt Fuck Shit (12.24.08) [0:14] 161. The Radiohead Bear (12.25.08) [0:24] 162. Ketchup (12.26.08) [0:24] 163. The Porn Star Had a Gift (12.27.08) [0:31] 164. Warlock Whisper (12.28.08) [0:36] 165. Mimes Don't Mime (12.29.08) [0:48] 166. 3 Yards (12.30.08) [0:20] 167. Burgundy Shoes and Dreams of the Sea (12.31.08) [0:32] 168. The Giraffe's Neck (1.1.09) [0:32] 169. Needle Guns, Grinders, and Other Hand Tools (1.2.09) [0:44] 170. Hunker Down Insanity (1.3.09) [0:25] 171. Mini-Eagle (1.4.09) [0:32] 172. Withered Insides Smiles (1.5.09) [0:24] 173. The Skinned Rabbit Talent Show Champion of Indignant Dialogue (1.6.09) [0:20] 174. Kid Cancer (1.7.09) [0:21] 175. Basket of Pope (1.8.09) [0:26] 176. Alleyway Kiss (1.9.09) [0:34] 177. I Won't B There 4 U (1.10.09) [0:14] 178. As the Last Bee Stung Me (1.11.09) [0:30] 179. The Storyteller (1.12.09) [0:37] 180. Creativity's Mole (1.13.09) [0:31] 181. Idle Handsomeness (1.14.09) [0:33] 182. Life Cameraman (1.15.09) [0:31] 183. Carnival Weirdo Show '92 (1.16.09) [0:34] 184. Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III (1.17.09) [0:46] 185. Long Way to the Mall (1.18.09) [0:29] 186. Robot Jazz (1.19.09) [0:29] 187. Sane Brain Waiting 2 Kick Its Twin Ass (1.20.09) [0:30] 188. Barracuda Cow (1.21.09) [0:25] 189. Pain from the Girl I Loved (1.22.09) [0:28] 190. Baby Go (1.23.09) [0:21] 191. Reasonable Mixtape (1.24.09) [0:15] 192. Oslo Soul (1.25.09) [0:29] 193. Setting Sun Says Different (1.26.09) [0:27] 194. Gutterpunks of Slugworth (1.27.09) [0:41] 195. Genre Band (1.28.09) [0:30] 196. Dog Named Zeus (1.29.09) [0:16] 197. So Long Mary (1.30.09) [0:16] 198. Turbospeed (1.31.09) [0:19] 199. Ancient Practitioner (2.1.09) [0:40] 200. National Spirit (2.2.09) [0:38] 201. The Unstoppable Force is Sleeping (2.3.09) [0:43] 202. All Junkie On the Time Travel Scene (2.4.09) [0:31] 203. Scattered Hairs (2.5.09) [0:42] 204. Burgled Margin (2.6.09) [0:28] 205. Nose Knows No Motivation (2.7.09) [0:48] 206. If Hiccups Were Made of Gold (2.8.09) [0:26] 207. When People Meet Me (2.9.09) [0:32] 208. 12th Song (2.10.09) [0:38] 209. Stuck in Wrongville with the Right Town Blues (2.11.09) 210. On the Signing of Artwork (2.12.09) [0:30] 211. Joy in Disorganization (2.13.09) [0:20] 212. Sorcerer Alien Origin (2.14.09) [0:23] 213. Frostbitten Yuppies in a Foreign Land (2.15.08) [0:28] 214. Also Anal Sex With (2.16.09) [0:19] 215. Custommade Stress (2.17.09) [0:32] 216. The Search for the Perfect Melody (2.18.09) [0:37] 217. You Schizo Fuck (2.19.09) [0:32] 218. Your Arms Program and a Dead End Bear (2.20.09) [0:30] 219. What is Your Purpose, Martha? (2.21.09) [0:16] 220. Bob Space and His 9 Millionaire Accomplices (2.22.09) [0:23] 221. Contorted Hatred (2.23.09) [0:15] 222. The Mighty Sloth We Feast On is Rotting (2.24.09) [0:35] 223. Quota (2.25.09) [0:16] 224. A Writer (2.26.09) [0:20] 225. Sound Abatement (2.27.09) [0:25] 226. Certificate (2.28.09) [0:34] 227. Educational DVD (3.1.09) [0:20] 228. Lacko (3.2.09) [0:26] 229. "Pete Rose" by The Dude of Life (3.3.09) [0:17] 230. With the Best Will in the World I Can't See a Swastika (3.4.09) [0:48] 231. Bow Down, Angelina (3.5.09) [0:21] 232. Taskmaster (3.6.09) [0:30] 233. God in the Orange Peel Vapor Trail (3.7.09) [0:29] 234. 1:34 (3.8.09) [0:23] 235. I Already Know the Melodies (3.9.09) [0:35] 236. Sub 48 (3.10.09) [0:27] 237. Ceridian the Outlaw (3.11.09) [0:48] 238. The Uproar Fashion (3.12.09) [0:39] 239. Psychological Sports Hero (3.13.09) [0:24] 240. The Harbinger Embarrassment Fund (3.14.09) [0:24] 241. Like a Phoenix or an Actual Book Burning (3.15.09) [0:16] 242. Lost the Dots (3.16.09) [0:17] 243. Ben Franklin Scammed the Birds (3.17.09) [0:27] 244. Clever Not (3.18.09) [0:24] 245. Competitive Business (3.19.09) [0:25] 246. Busy Sharks and the Semi-Thrill (3.20.09) [0:32] 247. Inside Pitch (3.21.09) [0:21] 248. The Little Things Like (3.22.09) [0:26] 249. God in the Material Things (3.23.09) [0:33] 250. Marble Ode (3.24.09) [0:39] 251. Recognized Momentum (3.25.09) [0:41] 252. Strange Waves (3.26.09) [0:25] 253. Moss Moose (3.27.09) [0:28] 254. Casio Cold Kicked (3.28.09) [0:34] 255. Dollenmayer (3.29.08) [0:36] 256. Do You Think She Has Va Jay Jay Hair? (3.30.09) [0:21] 257. Cyberspace Nebular Network Feel (3.31.09) [0:34] 258. Au Gratin Forgettin (4.1.09) [0:40] 259. Twotopia (4.2.09) [0:30] 260. Year 20 and 2013 (4.3.09) [0:29] 261. Sleeping in the Same Room as Dada (4.4.09) [0:35] 262. When You're Poor (4.5.09) [0:30] 263. The Great Comeback (4.6.09) [0:28] 264. Keep On Dreaming, Corporate Dreamer (4.7.09) [0:46] 265. Corporate Jam Session (4.8.09) [0:26] 266. Coffee Feels Good (4.9.09) [0:43] 267. Digital Artifacts (4.10.09) [0:21] 268. Racist Against Fat People (4.11.09) [0:36] 269. Horny 6 (4.12.09) [0:28] 270. The Tortured Usher of Head Games Hill (4.13.09) [0:18] 271. They All Die in Long Island (4.14.09) [0:28] 272. Jamal and the Racist Wind (4.15.09) [0:24] 273. Beaten Overhang (4.16.09) [0:38] 274. Moribund Endeavor (4.17.09) [0:32] 275. Kingsmen in the Nudity (4.18.09) [0:21] 276. Cute Butt by the Moat and the Fail Cat Call (4.19.09) [0:23] 277. To My Sister, Fukui City (4.20.09) [0:29] 278. Humanity is So Low Res (4.21.09) [0:53] 279. Kinsman in the Nudity (4.22.09) [0:29] 280. Humble Butt Horseradish Root (4.23.09) [0:14] 281. Black Ass Rainbow of the Elite (4.24.09) [0:26] 282. Thee Who Burgles Moist (4.25.09) [0:43] 283. We Use Words (4.26.09) [0:48] 284. See Only Patterns (4.27.09) [0:48] 285. Depresser 6606 (4.28.09) [0:48] 286. Illuminate the Genre (4.29.09) [0:37] 287. The Last Eleven-Teen Minutes (4.30.09) [0:18] 288. Cosmic Sweater (5.1.09) [0:34] 289. The Lower Case Mafia (5.2.09) [0:46] 290. Four More Lines (5.3.09) [0:42] 291. Red Cock, Part I (5.4.09) [0:43] 292. Red Cock, Part II (5.5.09) [0:20] 293. Uptight Turtleneck Escape Plan (5.6.09) [0:22] 294. Zebra Skin (5.7.09) [0:34] 295. Wash (5.8.09) [0:34] 296. No Tears for the Sword (5.9.09) [0:34] 297. Indian Keeper of Lung Skills (5.10.09) [0:52] 298. Social Society (5.11.09) [0:27] 299. Video Games (5.12.09) [0:22] 300. Misleading Soul Gold (5.13.09) [0:20] 301. Scuff It in Retort (5.14.09) [0:20] 302. Assessment of a Lost-Friend Haunting (5.15.09) [0:20] 303. Cutting Up the Cut-Off Fat (5.16.09) [0:45] 304. Please Melissa (5.17.09) [0:30] 305. Reconciliation (5.18.09) [0:16] 306. Cake of Skull Shavings (5.19.09) [0:37] 307. Bottle 3 (5.20.09) [0:36] 308. Thank Someone for Mental Illness (5.21.09) [0:36] 309. My Life the Booming Silence (5.22.09) [0:42] 310. Inanimate Object Blessed (5.23.09) [0:17] 311. Smells of Speed (5.24.09) [0:16] 312. Hot the Candle (5.25.09) [0:28] 313. Open Letter to Marijuana (5.26.09) [0:29] 314. Attention is Poor (5.27.09) [0:51] 315. Maniacs Do (5.28.09) [0:39] 316. Kirk Cameron's Rapture Monkeys (5.29.09) [0:32] 317. Patio Party Yo (5.30.09) [0:27] 318. Glee and Triple Harmony (5.31.09) [0:24] 319. Shy Summer Smile (6.1.09) [0:22] 320. The Social Equinix Grey(6.2.09) [0:28] 321. Brave Men Tame (6.3.09) [0:31] 322. Red Maps (6.4.09) [0:25] 323. The Litho-Lark (6.5.09) [0:41] 324. Bowls of Disillusionment and Cereal On Top (6.6.09) [0:50] 325. Injun Steve (6.7.09) [0:27] 326. Ghost Note Animal (6.8.09) [0:26] 327. Surgery Seas (6.9.09) [0:26] 328. A Busker I Would Be (6.10.09) [0:38] 329. That Cum-Tree Smell of Summer (6.11.09) [0:31] 330. Cube Guy(6.12.09) [0:31] 331. Semen Sq. (6.13.09) [0:23] 332. Robot Misery (6.14.09) [0:14] 333. The One That Got Away is Yourself (6.15.09) [0:32] 334. Song 700 (6.16.09) [0:20] 335. Songs of Eveezi (6.17.09) [0:17] 336. With or Without With (6.18.09) [0:36] 337. Couscous With Youyou (6.19.09) [0:21] 338. Lost Count (6.20.09) [0:19] 339. Weasel Allusions (6.21.09) [0:32] 340. Dog of Cow (6.22.09) [0:20] 341. The Story of Bear (6.23.09) [0:33] 342. Danger, Rebel Louse (6.24.09) [0:28] 343. Sauce On the Floor (6.25.09) [0:26] 344. The Milkcrate On Your Bike (6.26.09) [0:23] 345. Toby Keith of Your Heart (6.27.09) [0:25] 346. Tres Fuego (6.28.09) [0:31] 347. Glad Lumps (6.29.09) [0:32] 348. GBV Song Titles (6.30.09) [0:14] 349. Limp Performer (7.1.09) [0:24] 350. Impotent Spader (7.2.09) [0:27] 351. Creepily (7.3.09) [0:20] 352. Food and Beast Analogies (7.4.09) [0:38] 353. Head Data Door Check (7.5.09) [0:28] 354. Jerk and Slave Faces (7.6.09) [0:19] 355. A Constant State of Catch-Up (7.7.09) [0:25] 356. Goethals Bridge Panic Attack (7.8.09) [0:29] 357. Fault 4 Fault (7.9.08) [0:28] 358. Manatees of Plain Speak (7.10.09) [0:24] 359. Just a Static Fall (7.11.09) [0:27] 360. These Things (7.12.09) [0:20] 361. Cackling Math (7.13.09) [0:45] 362. The Sanctity of Feeling Something New (7.14.09) [0:31] 363. Each Horse Here (7.15.09) [0:22] 364. Donald Farted (7.16.09) [0:37] 365. Eveezi Epilogue, Part II (7.17.09) [0:33] |
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- ☣ Chewing: A blog/life audit of sorts [8.21.13]
- ☣ Process: Every image a sunset [2.15.13]
- ☣ I am a Pescetarianism (only eat fish person) also a pessimist but working on that :) [10.19.12]
- ☣ Most content is GOOD not GREAT; GOOD might as well = BAD; strive for THE MOST [10.2.12]
- ☣ Everything is wrong until it turns OK and then eventually bad again but don't worry about that now because maybe it will just continue to be good [8.27.12]
- ☣ Let's talk about Grimes [8.15.12]
- ☣ Goodnight Facebook! And So Can You!! [6.1.12]
- ☣ The Vernon Howl Facebook page is now ACTIVE: Taking friend requests from now until the year 3000 [5.18.12]
- ☣ Through the years [4.27.12]
- ☣ I've stopped reading books [4.26.12]
- ☣ How does one blog? [4.25.12]
- ☣ WANTED: Players for an experimental internet jazz combo [4.25.12]
- ☣ MUSIC. MAKES THE PEOPLE. COME TOGETHER. (A note on my seemingly nonexistent music career) [2.24.12]
- ☣ #LINSANITY: An alternative take [2.17.12]
- ☣ #LogoGate: 50-year-old secret revealed! Nike steals logo from old Newport cigarette packages [2.17.12]
- ☣ BLOG LYFE: "End of Blog" announcement
- ☣ What we can learn from the thylacine (Tasmanian tiger), or any digital footage of any animal that happens to be the last of its kind [1.27.12]
- ☣ BLOG LYFE: "State of the Blog" address [1.20.12]
- ☣ Album gets poor review [1.13.12]
- ☣ Advertising alert: Olivia Munn diversifies [1.13.12]
- ☣ Cry Havoc Cry [1.10.12]
- ☣ Vernon Howl's Facebook timeline [1.6.12]
- ☣ MP3s: 1980s Football Rap: A Compilation [1.6.12]
- ☣ No help from computers: Why bands like the Foo Fighters are completely irrelevant [1.5.12]
- ☣ Tricks to surviving a job you can't stand: A blogifesto by Vernon Howl [1.3.12]
- ☣ INTRODUCING: The Official Reverse Psychology IRL Viral Marketing FREE STICKER designed by Vernon Howl™ [1.2.12]
- ☣ MP3s: 11 Great albums from 2011 [1.2.12]
- ☣ Sweetness [10.7.11]
- ☣ Post-irony alert: P4K gives the Lou Reed and Metallica album a 1.0 [11.1.11]
- ☣ For your consideration [10.14.11]
- ☣ On the lyrics of Sugar Ray's 1998 hit "Every Morning," at 7:11 AM [9.27.11]
- ☣ I have a theory about dogs and mailmen and it's about love, not about hate [9.25.11]
- ☣ My brain is starting to get old and ugly [9.15.11]
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- The Kid
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- Ant Story
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- The Anti-Fiction Faction: Story for a Song
- Bluejay Apartment
- February 19th, 2068
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